Despite being the laziest busiest man on the planet, Big Guy found time this holiday season to make a very special Christmas card. It’s especially for those of you who still don’t believe he is a Christian despite all those Sundays he spent in Reverend Wright’s pews.
This should seal the deal for you.
Now, before we all head off to join family and friends, I feel compelled to report on something Lady M said in the interview with Bab’s last night – in case you were too busy to enjoy it. Normally I would just let this slide on the eve of such a wondrous day, butt I know everyone else is going to be all over it, so I want you to hear it here first.
In a random act of honesty – no doubt prompted by the Christmas spirit - Lady M explained why she feels being selfish serves everyone best: (and by “everyone” I mean Lady M)
Barbara Walters, ABC News: "Mrs. Obama, you've recently said something that I thought was very interesting for other women to hear. You said 'you put your own self highest on your priority list.' That sounds selfish?"
Michelle Obama: "No, no, it's practical. It's something that I found I needed to do for quite some time, even before the presidency. And I found it other women, in similar situated balancing career family, trying to do it all and a lot of times we just slip pretty low on our own priority list because we're so busy caring for everyone else. And one of the things that I want to model for my girls is investing in themselves as much as they invest in others."
Walters: "So what do you do?"
Obama: "Make sure I get my exercise in so I work out as much as he works out."Walters: "I hear more."
Obama: "I do now. He's been busier. Spending time with girlfriends. Going out. You know, pulling in people in my life who give me strength and joy."
So there you have it: Lady M’s secret for achieving schtrength and joy: a little “me” time. And we’re getting a little over $4 million worth of “me time” this holiday season. So on behalf of Lady M, I’d like to extend her “thanks” to all of you who still have jobs and have so thoughtfully contributed to her “schtrength and joy.”
God bless us, everyone. And stay schtrong!
UPDATE: ALOHA, LITTLE DRUMMER BOY: PA-RUMP-PA-PA-PUM
The Rooster has landed – those are some hot drumsticks!
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Now I know why his wrists are so floppy! Only in this case, the drummer boy thinks he's the king.
ReplyDeleteWhich explains why her name is pronounced "Meeshelle" and he calls her "Meesh".
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with her face? Can they photoshop video? Either the camera angle, some distortion, or she was seriously purging before this photo op.
Do her children recognize her as she goes through all this facial morphing?
Which explains why her name is pronounced "Meeshelle" and he calls her "Meesh".
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with her face? Can they photoshop video? Either the camera angle, some distortion, or she was seriously purging before this photo op.
Do her children recognize her as she goes through all this facial morphing?
The way he trots down the stairs just drives me!
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ReplyDelete<p> "pulling in people in my life who give me strength and joy."
</p><p>So, does this mean that the people she lives with, like, you know, her husband and children? don't give her schtrength and joy? When I am feeling like I need schtrength and joy, I look across the table, and sitting there is the man who is the wind beneath my wings.
</p><p>She is one sorry sack of $#!+.
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Doesn't Me-shell realize that it is in *giving* that we obtain joy? She is looking to others to give it to her. As usual. And I agree that she sounds ungrateful for her family. What a role model. Must be replaced, soon.
ReplyDeleteHer response is such self-serving claptrap.
ReplyDelete<span>"You know, pulling in people in my life who give me strength and joy."</span>
I get this fugly visual of her tugging on someone hard to share her misery with her. You know, if she can't find strength and joy within her, she will never find them without her. The pity is that she will never understand such a simple truth because she's too busy making excuses for being a horrible human being. This woman and her self-absorbed husband need to go, pronto.
"pulling in people in my life who give me strength and joy." - Isn't that what vampires do?
ReplyDelete"..put your own self highest on your priority list." Well that has been the lead tenent of the feminist movement for the past forty years....so I'm not surprised hearing it from Mooch. Also may be the reason I knew so many women that did just that for years and then found themselves scraping and vying for any y chromosome provider before nature's reproductive clock ran down. Sometimes, despite feminism's "spoil numero uno rotten", men are more than a paycheck and women are natural 'givers'.
Merry Christmas and Happy remaining days of Hannukah everyone!
It'll be interesting to see if this time next year, with the Wons out of office (Please Lord?!) how many Christmas Hawaii trips and othe vacations they will take on their own dime. I got a feeling without taxpayer coffers to raid, there are a lot of Christmases in Chicago in their future. Though I do believe Barack's should be behind bars, but that's just me.
ReplyDelete<span>Though I do believe Barack's should be behind bars, but that's just me.</span>
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As do I. Busted under RICO would be a start.
Motus, you are so clever! Our prancing pres always makes me laugh. When they gave out self-awareness, BO was beating his drum singing "what a pretty boy am I".
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas and Happy New Year , Happy Chanukuh to all Motus friends. You guys make my day and keep me sane!
After three years of MO and BO Kettle and all of the MSM fawning over their every bray and snort, I have to ask, "is this *really* the best we can do?"
ReplyDeletelol....Love the Drummer Boy video....very clever!
ReplyDeleteAll I want for Christmas is to have those two selfish, lazy grifters out on their keisters, suffering from all the misery they've inflicted on the rest of us with their Marxist-socialist policies. May all their ill-gotten gains vanish in a puff of smoke, and may they face the stress of paying all their bills with an ever-dwindling paycheck.
ReplyDeleteThat rotten, hateful hag! Ever since she drug her skanky ass into OUR WH has been her "me" time. It's all about me me me me me with that mooch!
ReplyDeleteI wonder who those people are she's recently put in her life that give her joy? That SS agent? Sure can't be barky. I hope they both choke on their $10 a piece sushi and get botulism and croak.
PS: prez beat off sure has had alot of practice beating off things! ;) Someone ought to use his empty head as a drum, and drum some sense into it. I wonder where those drum sticks have been, with him and reggie taking turn =-O s.
ReplyDeletePrez beat off?
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha.
Gives an entirely new meaning to the phrase "chickens coming home to roost." Choking is probably more appropriate.
What a namby pamby little man he is. It seems I remember other presidents coming out with a wave to the waiting crowd. But he knows "fo sho" that they are only there for him. So he maintains his little drummer stance.
ReplyDeleteI tried to look at the pictures to see if he appears to be losing weight, but he seems the same size in all of them. Has he always been this thin? What about those boob shots at the beach in Hawaii, after the election? He does seems thinner now. Or perhaps Photoshop is his friend as well as MOo's.
He does resemble a bantam rooster, come to think of it.
ReplyDeletePat, it's smoking, cocaine and AIDS. Mark my words.
ReplyDeleteFunny video. I didn't watch that interview, because I try to avoid having to see or hear either one of the Obamas as much as possible. Michelle saying that she puts herself at the top of her list is pretty much what we all knew anyway. Whatever kind of exercise she's doing, she needs to stop because it is totally counterproductive. I mean, her backside and stomach looks like she sits all day. Oh and that reminds me, Sensenbrenner has apologized for saying she has a big butt. That's kind of like apologizing for saying the grass is green or that the sun is in the sky but oh well.
ReplyDeleteAh yes...the term "grifter" is so totally apropos for those two. The sad thing is that I find that people who live their lives this way often suffer absolutely no recourse. It seems that good people often suffer while the truly bad thrive.
ReplyDeleteI was reading about the TSA folk absconding with cakes and cupcakes, especially if the frosting looks like a gel-type material. And I would like to just caution everyone who may be traveling, that it would be imprudent to make ex-lax chocolate cupcakes, and frost them with raspberry jelly, to carry along on your travels. If those were confiscated, for appearing to contain a gel-type material, they could be inadvertently eaten by TSA personnel. This could happen even if the ex-lax chocolate cupcakes frosted with raspberry jelly were in checked luggage.
ReplyDeleteSafety first.
/evil off
SSDD--did you see my response to you a couple of threads back? There are several people, me included, looking for you.
ReplyDeleteWonderful, MOTUS!! A Blessed, Merry Christmas to you and yours!!
ReplyDeleteAnd, thanks for sharing your talent with all of us! :* :-D ;)
You have a point, dnr, butt remember, Me-Shell never says "giving" when referencing her interactions with others, she always says "sacrificin'."
ReplyDeleteNo, I didn't see it, but I will go and look. I am so glad to find you here Ferd. How's Katmoon?
ReplyDeleteI didn't watch because I can't stand HER! I didn't even DVR it and FF through her, that is how much of a distaste I have for her. I am not looking forward to this election cycle as they will no doubt "trot" her out frequently so people feel compelled to say how stunning she is and what a great wife and mother she is. And they can complete their wholesome family front.
ReplyDeleteBut Regarding Ms. Me - let's not forget that Granny lives with them and fully dedicated her time to them even before the Presidency. So Obama really wasn't balancing it all it's pretty much like she has had a full time Nanny she didn't have to pay for and a built in maid. So all along she's had more help than most and hasn't been balancing anything. It appears most all of her time has been ME time. So what's new? Is she starting a new selfish movement? It's clear that her parents treating her like a Queen. It's said she would sit on her Fathers lap well unto the time she was an adult. And her brother bows to her as well. O this is the treatment she is accustomed to. She sees everything as a sacrifice and effort because she hasn't lived in the real world even before Obama. She live in the land of the privileged Michelle!
Let's just hope no photo(s)hopped get leaked of her in a bathing suit this holiday season. Who knows how extreme the work she's having done is. She's been doing all that exercisin. Butt let's face it, you can't fix ugly, mean and nasty!
Preach it, sister!
ReplyDeleteWhile the "sacrificin" FirstCouple enjoy their $4,00,000,000 vacation, our family will be having a simple holiday dinner and exchange gifts (limit $30). We'll "help" the children play with their new toys, eat and drink too much but leave with a sense of peace and family that will carry us into the new year.
ReplyDeleteI wish all of my fellow MOTUS contributors a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and God willing, we will celebrate Christmas 2012 with photos of a new, lovely FirstLady. (or FirstDude)
Moochelle,...is it exercise or exorcise? The Constitution compels you.....Begone, evil spirit.
ReplyDeleteIt's the bullet-proof vest........
ReplyDeleteChickaBOOMer| Michelle Obama: Ass Not What You Can Do For Your Country . . .
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SSDD,
ReplyDeleteYup, an awful lot of us have been looking for you.
Being a parent the children come first in my book. It doesn't mean I get zero, I just don't put myself first. She is truly a heartless, selfish bitch. Yes, I said it. I guess this is the price for an "arranged" marraige with an obviously gay boy king.
ReplyDeleteI read that this year's trip is costing us $2.5 million more than last year's. I know inflation is bad - but really? I think he'll grift his way back to Hawaii when he is a mere mortal - strong arm people the Chicago politico way.
ReplyDeleteI sent you an email Ferd.
ReplyDeleteHey there Breeze! I'm glad to find you here, too.
ReplyDeleteI've never heard of an emetic personality, but there's always a first time:
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I've never heard of an emetic personality, but there's always a first time:
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LMAO!
ReplyDeletessdd - God will sort that out, but I would really like to be able to watch...
ReplyDeleteSuper video Dear MOTUS! You just keep turning out the hits.
ReplyDeleteHaven't been around much lately, very busy with family priorities -- imagine that, MAO -- butt wanted to wish everyone here a Very Merry Christmas (and if I don't see you A Happy New Year)!!!
This window into her black soul is as cringe-inducing as her complaints on the campaign trail in 2008. She was speaking to groups of black women whose annual pay was probably $30K or less, and she was griping about the expense of raising kids - spending tens of thousands of dollars on private school and various types of lessons for her girls. At one stop she said something on the order of "don't cry for me" - I wanted to hit her with a wet dishcloth. She was as insensitive to these real working women as one of those Size 2 friends some of us Size 16's have - they put on 3 lbs and complain about how "fat" they look.
ReplyDeleteShe also sneered at the $600 tax rebate that George Bush orchestrated, sniffing at its inadequacy, saying it wouldn't even buy a nice pair of earrings. She was speaking to people for whom $600 would mean a new set of tires, or the chance to fix their furnace or air conditioning, or buy a refrigerator to replace the wheezing one in the kitchen. Then, when Barky The Great orchestrated a $600 rebate a year or two later, it was all that was needed to lift the little people out of poverty.
The more I see of her the more I long for the day, which I hope and pray occurs in 2013, when her ample butt descends the stairs of the White House for the last time, and she disappears into blessed obscurity in her little house in Chicago.
Those two have zero dignity. Hopping down stairs like a teenager is not dignified and her over-the-top makeup is disgusting.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to all my friends at MOTUS and a special thank you to MOTUS for keeping us sane.
Just this once I catagorically refuse to comment on the (P)resident and the hateful b!tch he is married to ( well....sorta ).
ReplyDeleteI am grateful for many wonderful things....my faith in the Lord, my family, my country and those who help me maintain some tiny sense of sanity ( however tenative that is ).
MOTUS and the wonderful snarky readers who visit and comment are sanity savers with their wit and wisdom. My wishes and prayers to all for a Blessed Christmas and a Happy New Year. :*
Are you in Wartburg, TN, Wartburg>? Harriman here.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to Motus from all your "secret" fans at Katz Korner!
ReplyDeleteA very merry Christmas to MOTUS and everyone at the mirror!
ReplyDeleteRooster? Looks more like a gay chicken. Just sayin'!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and a very blessed and happy new year to MOTUS and to all the cool MOTUS friends who make this comments section the funnest place on teh interloobz! I love you!
XOXOXO
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We all has the sickies at my house, butt we'll be together at home, which is always great (especially when it gives you a legitimate excuse to not have to travel and spend the day at somebody else's house).
So, suddenly she's very blessed to be FLOTUS. That's not what we heard when she found out there was no salary and when she did the girlchat thing with the First Lady of France.
ReplyDeleteTravel the world -- like her family trip to Africa that was paid for by the taxpayers because of some "uplift" she spoke to African girls -- and the Princesses Obama were listed as senior staff -- did that put the cost of their travel onto the taxpayers, too?
I do want to observe that happy people do not talk about the importance of putting themselves first. Unhappy people do that -- perpetually needy, greedy people like Oprah and the President's wife.
ReplyDeleteThey can never feel that they have had enough attention, goodies, fawning, laudatory press, fancy clothes, money, experiences, expensive food, jewelry, and so on, so they are perpetually needy. That leads them to justify their self-centered life by dressing it up as psychological health, asserting that putting oneself in the center of the universe is not just pleasing to oneself, but somehow a benefit to others.
MoochMORE and Oprah have so much in common. It's no wonder they dont' get along.
An old friend emailed me this short joke:
ReplyDelete<span><span>An illegal alien, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar.</span><span><span> </span></span><span>
</span><span>The bartender asks,</span><span><span> </span></span><span>
</span><span>"What can I get you Mr. President ?"</span></span>
LMAO!!
ReplyDeleteOr the Big House in Joliet.
ReplyDeleteHope you all feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteThis Christmas Eve I am thankful for MOTUS, Dewey, and all the MOLs, MODs and FOMs who contribute to this wonderful site. I want to wish everyone here a truly Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and whatever holidays you hold dear. I hope the new year brings everyone their fondest desire and then, if he's not turned into a toad, at least get him out of the WH.
ReplyDeleteLove and good wishes to all!!!
Tracking Santa for NORAD - how many trips to the Tea Trolley before this shot?
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Tracking Santa for NORAD - how many trips to the Tea Trolley before this shot?
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Nope, but I've been at Wartburg in Germany once ;)
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas everyone! I hope you have a wonderful holiday and also a Happy New Year!
ReplyDelete"Schtrength"...oh, MOTUS, that's something that has been just KILLING me for ages.
ReplyDeleteThank you for articulating it so perfectly.
And a Very Merry Christmas to you, MOTUS, Raj and everybody who hangs out here!
"Schtrength"...oh, MOTUS, that's something that has been just KILLING me for ages.
ReplyDeleteThank you for articulating it so perfectly.
And a Very Merry Christmas to you, MOTUS, Raj and everybody who hangs out here!
MO's priority list:
ReplyDelete1. Me.
2. Myself.
3. I.
End of list.
Merry Christmas dear friends!
as ghetto as moosechell is dont be surprised if she squeezes herself into a bikini in hawaii. we have seen about everything else from her.
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ReplyDelete<span>"pulling in people in my life who give me strength and joy" = servants
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It won't be a traditional two-piece bikini...............
ReplyDeleteI think she has her face loaded up with fat injections to make her look fresh and young.
ReplyDeleteBut she just looks fat-faced.
"Ms. Me," what a great new name for MoochMORE!
ReplyDeleteIs that disgusting -- that MoochMORE shows up on NORAD!!!! How did they swing this "Just plain folks" moment for her? And she sounds like an idiot as usual.
ReplyDeletePhilo says "Merry Freakin' Christmas."
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