Well, we’re getting closer to the time when Big Guy can start packin’ and join the family in Hawaii. That will be good, because whenever he’s in the Big White by himself (more or less) there’s still the temptation to pull the cigarettes (regular and hand rolled) out of the back of the drawer and toke a few doobies. He’s especially susceptible when Congress acts stupidly.
Now that Big Guy has voiced his approval for the Senate version of the bill with the XL provision that he said he’d veto, before he said he wouldn’t veto it, the House is making noises about NOT approving the Senate’s version!
Don’t worry, they will - pass the bill now, that is. They all want to go home for
Christmas Unspecified Winter Holiday too. Butt seriously: is it any wonder nearly everyone in America wants a new Congress for Christmas Unspecified Winter Holiday?
“it would be inexcusable for Congress not to further extend this middle-class tax cut for the rest of the year. It should be a formality, and hopefully it’s done with as little drama as possible when they get back in January.”
Not bad, not bad for “no-drama Obama.” If Congress’ Super Committee can’t get it done, Big Guy will.
Butt enough about politics. Did you see our last magazine spread for the year? (on news stands NOW!)
No really – that is Big Guy and Lady M! I know - they both look like cardboard cutouts that have been photoshopped in next to Little Bo, butt that’s them. Rested, relaxed and ready to go on vacation. You can tell it’s really MO because of the signature wrinkles across the cargo containment systems.
Here are just a few interesting tidbits in the People interview:
- The Wee Wons,’ on not being allowed on Facebook: "Why would we want to have a whole bunch of people who we don't know knowing our business? That doesn't make much sense." They have more sense than their parental units some times. I wish we could convince Smootie and Messina that that’s how most people feel.
- Big Guy’s must see TeeVee shows: Modern Family, Boardwalk Empire, Homeland and, naturally, unspecified “sports.” I have no idea how he finds time to watch that much TeeVee, I barely have time to catch Chris Matthews and Rachel Madcow. Except for the sports I don’t really know what to make of Big Guy’s eclectic list of faves: unconventional families, Mob activities, Manchurian mooselim double agents. It’s not as though it’s a window into his soul or anything. The sports I totally get: because for Big Guy, when life isn’t an exhibition:
it’s a competition.
Because with Big Guy, it’s always about winning.
Big Guy and TOTUS announce our WTF campaign slogan
I don’t know if I should mention this, butt I think Big Guy might have stolen that priceless idea from another big guy.
As usual, I report, you deride.
Where do these eggheads get their inspiration?
(Here’s a little hint)