Frackin’ Genius

With only 9 months to go, both Lady M and Big Guy will be busy sacrificin’ nearly every day between now and next November. Accordingly, Lady M was in battleground Florida yesterday in her seams-on-the-outside Jason Wu making an impassioned plea for the Hispanic vote:

In case you were wondering how to translate the helpful USDA “MyPlate” into Spanish, here you go!

We’ve teamed up with Goya Foods, who agreed to provide the Hispanic community with propaganda information on Lady M’s ideas for proper nutrition in exchange for Obamacare waivers and a future draft pick. And you can hear how passionate she is about our Hispanic fat behinds: “Everything that Goya is doing – from the MiPlato posters and pamphlets to cookbooks and recipes – center around the idea that we parents can make simple changes to help their children lead healthier lives.” I’m not sure, butt I think that’s probably proper syntax in Spanish.  

In the meantime BO was on the road in Las Vegas and Colorado touting his Clean Energy 2.0 plan. Since all of our solar/wind/battery investments are going belly-up, we’ve moved on to hawking clean natural gas! Did you know that trucks can be converted (at great cost) to run on natural gas? Of course, natural gas refueling stations are not yet widely available on the intercontinental highways criss-crossing America. Butt that just opens up another opportunity for crony capitalism more federal spending investment in our energy future while mortgaging our children’s future.

And as luck would have it, guess who’s heavily invested in the only company positioned to do those diesel engine conversions to run on natural gas? George Soros!  While you might think that smacks of the same old crony capitalism butt it’s really just a coincidence.  Georgie (as Big Guy refers to him) is just about one of the most prescient businessmen around.

So anyway, now that we are totally on board with "…an all-out, all-in, all-of-the-above strategy that develops every source of American energy"  (except oil and coal of course). Butt watch out, because when the Greenies discover that all of this “all-out, all-in, all-of-the-above” strategy involves fracking, they’ll raise a fracking ruckus! Just like they did about the Keystone XL and that will put us right back to solar cells, windmills and mice on treadmills.

 

Anyway, Big Guy’s wrapping up this week’s battle ground state campaign jobs and economic recovery tour with a speech at the University of Michigan, in the People’s Republic of Ann Arbor, before returning for a little R&R ahead of next week’s battle.

BTW, I see we’ve adopted the all-out all-in red shirt campaign. Again, I take issue with the slogan writers around here: “I’m Fired Up”? Isn’t that expression from, like, back in the 70’s?

Do we really want to remind our countrymen of that decade? When just about everything that could break was broken? I think not.

Danger! Danger! Remember: If you break it, we own it.

I would like to take this opportunity to pass on Lady M’s good advice, slightly paraphrased : “We voters can make simple changes to help our children live better lives.”  

I thought she wanted to win???

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