As you can see frozen on TOTUS’ screen below, we have a situation here at the Big White. TOTUS went rogue at the end of Big Guy’s comments the other day and slipped in a George W. Bushism (2 G-words in 1 read) which Big Guy read right out loud.
Now we’re in lockdown, and everyone’s scrambling to find out who hacked into TOTUS to insert those words at the end of Big Guy’s read speech.
Due to the gravity of the situation, I’ll be unable to use the innertubes around here until this afternoon. Please check back later when, hopefully, we’ll have everything back to our godless normalcy.
Say a little prayer for TOTUS.
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BRILLIANT!! "You light up our lives", MOTUS!! What a great start to the weekend! :*
ReplyDeleteBe safe MOTUS!!!! If you made it to Sundance, please tell the formerly gorgeous, who now looks like an angry old white woman, Robert Redford to lay off the tequila. We are sick of his liberal rants. Thanks. :*
ReplyDeleteThe latest in political cartoony - the Moose talking about opening doors that weren't "whaaaaaaaaa wa wa" opened for her. This must go hand in hand with her "secret trapdoor" statement the other day. My heart just cries out for the injustice done to our Princeton-Harvard alumna.
ReplyDeleteBTW the comments on both Lucianne and Daily Mail are delicious.
Please, please someone give that woman some needed luv big time - guess all those magazine photos and articles aren't keeping her warm at night.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2093030/Michelle-Obama-talks-private-mission-mentor-disadvantaged-girls.html
I concur, UNL! I saw this picture the other day. Definately the work of a hacker. Wish it was me. 8-)
ReplyDeleteSelf-marginalization: why be a missionary for it? Congenital loser.
ReplyDeleteUpper right hand corner; two men hugging in their joy at being in his very presence.
ReplyDeleteThe proper and respectful phrase is "..MAY God Bless the United States of America".
May God bless us all by you dropping off the face of the earth, you commie moron.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite comment (so far) from the article: "That can't be her on the magazine cover. That woman is wearing sleeves."
ReplyDeleteTell Bobby for me that until he builds a summer home in the Arctic national wildlife refuge and actually lives there then he has no cred at all.
ReplyDeleteFurthermore, who stole yer face?
It's all an act to try and fool the "bitter clingers" during election season. Haven't you noticed he's been defiling churches again lately.
ReplyDelete"guess all those magazine photos and articles aren't keeping her warm at night." Anne, perhaps a "real man" would take care of this problem. :-D
ReplyDeleteWhat is WRONG with this woman? She's had MAJOR advantages in life - and she has the biggest chip on her shoulder? (explains her poor posture?).
ReplyDeleteWhat 'secret' doors weren't open to her? Undergrade at Princeton, Law Degree from Harvard, hired by major law firm in Chicago, worked in the Chic Mayor's Office and finally earned $300,000/year at a large hospital.
This woman has had MAJOR advantages - and all she can do is complain that it wasn't enough.
WHAT A GRACELESS WOMAN!
There is no way he said, "God bless the United States of America". He wouldn't be here if that request was fulfilled.
ReplyDeleteArrrghh....the typical elitist sounding bull that I've grown use to hearing. I left a comment on there. 'Rarified air? I hear that's how Mooch likes her kobe steak.'
ReplyDeleteRobert gives ugly white women a bad name! Look at Meryl Streep!
ReplyDeleteMoochelle thinks she should be handed the Presidency of the U.S. since she is "smarter" than her limp-wristed paler "husband" in name only!!!
ReplyDeleteThe sooner MO goes out the secret door, whatever that is, or any door for that matter, the happier I will be. If this is supposed to be her private White House mission, why I am reading about it in a national publication. Close to her heart. BRAWHAHAHAHAHA.That's got to be the funniest line of all. And why aren't the disadvantaged youths out working in the garden. Besides the air would be better than the rarefied air in the WH.
ReplyDelete"I mean, growing up the way that I did." She is flat out lying to infer that she had little exposure to opportunities. Do you see now MO, why people refer to you as an angry black woman.
Oh, and since it is no longer a private mission, I would like to see the secret list of these disadvantaged youths.
Well, isn't that special? Such a warm, touchy-feely moment, but it is NOT pandering to us bitter clinger Bible-reading gun-toters. It is merely That One's sincere effort to convey his love for God and country coincidentally in an election year. And next week he will hold a combination baby-kissing marathon and apple-pie-eating contest somewhere in fly-over country.
ReplyDeleteValjar is gonna mentor young girls? Dial 911.
ReplyDeleteFriday Document Dump:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/01/another_friday_another_friday_doj_document_dump.html
Another lib who doesn't know she's rich:
ReplyDeletehttp://rabblerouserruminations.wordpress.com/2012/01/28/money-who-has-it-and-thinks-she-doesnt-and-who-doesnt/
Shall we offer MO free passage through the secret trapdoor on the gallows?
ReplyDeleteWho's buyin' this bullsquat?
ReplyDeleteHall and Oates, Rich Girl:
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Rarified air - more like rancid air. There were lots of good comments on that article but this one struck me as funny:
ReplyDeleteLesson 1. Opening a 3 lb. Lobster. (they can be tricky) Lesson 2. How to vacation without your spouse. (leaving a few hours early gets you a private jet.) Lesson 3. Schooling the public on nutrition. ( I'll have the chips, they won't) You get the point.
- brian, Bend,Ore. USA, 28/1/2012 17:39
They are two worthless, ungrateful, useless POS.
Michelle Robinson Obama, FW (Found Wanting)
ReplyDeleteBy the way,I wonder what last name she actually took when she married DingleBarry...and was it a Christian wedding?
Yesssss, Ant. Thank you. It's a prayer, asking for God's blessing, not commanding it or issuing it from the podium.
ReplyDeleteLast night I went to a bookstore where they had some books for a dollar. "Michelle Style" was there for a buck. I chose two other books and went to the cashier, who told me that there was a special and if I bought two books I could get a third one free.
ReplyDeleteI went back and looked at the Michelle Antoinette slobber fest -- and I could not do it. Not even for free could I own a book about MoochMORE. I chose a book on how to raise roses organically -- and I live in an apartment.
Finished watching "Pearl Harbor" last night. Such a surprise to see Alec Baldwin, bloated lefty, playing an actual war hero (Jimmy Doolittle). I guess that means he really is a good actor. Wish he'd stick to acting.
ReplyDeleteGiven that MoochMORE seemed to invite children of one race only to the White House for a very, very long time, I'd love to see a list of the races of the kids that are getting to breathe this rarefied air and the b.s. smell that fills it.
ReplyDeleteSecret doors -- what a sick individual Michelle Antoinette is.
She rode her way into Princeton on Affirmative Action and her talented older brother's legacy. She slid into Harvard on the AffAct train alone. She was given a pricey job and got a huge raise when her husband became Senator. Now she travels the world, lectures the small people, and parades her sense of injustice 24/7 because her husband became President.
I'd say she had plenty of doors opened for her by a generous society and the talent of the men to whom she hitched her very ordinary little wagon.
And if this is a private mission -- why is it being touted in a public online newspaper?
If you can call the black liberation theology churches they attended "Christian". Not real Christian, in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it interesting that Barry thinks we aren't going to forget his disrespectful treatment of America during the past 3 years.
ReplyDeleteBut this charade is only to woo and win the fence sitters. It gives ammo to those bouncy kids who came home from college for Christmas ready to argue about BO at holiday dinner, "See, Mom! He DOES love the U.S. He didn't know he had to say it until his people figured out that the haters were painting him as a muslim."
Ace's BS plays well to the terminally obtuse and the left, but I repeat myself.
ReplyDeleteTwo images - you decide...
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VOTE FOR PEDRO 2012!
ReplyDeletePULEEEEZE!!!
ReplyDeleteI think it's pandering during an election..so he's really no good at meaning or understanding it. It's really sad because I remember there have been a few times he deliberately left references to God and Creator out of quotes and passages from the Founding documents and such when they were useful to his speeches. Even this Christmas, his message talked of something like 'the goodness of man' or such nonsense, when a real Christian would know the celebration of Jesus' birth is more about the 'sinfulness of man' and the rejoicing of a weary world. I don't remember any passages about Christ's sacrifice because we were all so darn good. He's a joke and a fraud.
ReplyDeleteMooch, cry me a river.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I really wonder how Barry makes it through the day without God striking him dead.
ReplyDeleteI wonder sometimes if she doesn't take a different jet because her sensibilities are affected by his, uh, karma.
ReplyDeleteBut then I realize how shallow, selfish, and ignorant of such sensibility these creatures are...life has given them non-reactive consciences.
You could have taken the mooch book and tossed it in the trash to get it out of circulation. :*
ReplyDeleteYeah Schatzi we could get the Hispanic vote all wrapped up with him! 8-)
ReplyDeleteLaughing at the presumption of the elites:
ReplyDeletehttp://floppingaces.net/2012/01/28/laughing-at-the-presumptions-of-elites/
Actually it's sad that Dingleberry only has room in his daily schedule to meet with teams and big donors.
Green Dreams gone along with our money:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.globalwarming.org/2012/01/27/drip-drip-drip-yet-another-green-energy-stimulus-recipient-hits-the-skids-the-third-this-week/
May the big door of Big White slam abruptly on
ReplyDeleteMiss MOO's big backside.
Here is a variation of Murphy's Law.
ReplyDeleteAmbitions rise to meet advantages.
Elizabeth Warren has her PRIORITIES goldurnya, and apparently congress wasn't one of them back then:
ReplyDelete<span>"Mr. McHenry did not back down. After the meeting broke, he said in a statement: “I was shocked by Ms. Warren’s blatant sense of entitlement. She was apparently under the assumption that she could dictate a one-hour time limit for her testimony to Congress, and that we were there at her behest instead of the other way around."</span>
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/25/business/25consume.html<span> </span>
I hope she doesn't just "leave."
ReplyDeleteI hope both Moo and Fancyboy are kicked out unceremoniously on their fat and skinny (respectively) ASSES.
Rewards at Goldman Sachs:
ReplyDeletehttp://news.yahoo.com/goldman-executives-access-restricted-stock-173858198.html
Happy Birthday Bug!
ReplyDeleteSo I've been reading "The Letters of Noel Coward" and simply can't get enough of him singing (on youtube) "London Pride". I wish we had a Noel Coward song, someone who cared so much for our country. I think I'll sign this
ReplyDeleteShameless Patriot
Where's the (scotch) Tea Trolley?
Magazine calls for OWIES to come to Chicago...in the spirit of 1968 riot
ReplyDeletehttp://cnsnews.com/blog/paul-wilson/magazine-calls-occupiers-come-chicago-tradition-1968-rioters
Ditto that, and happy birthday to you too, forkarrie!
ReplyDeleteShe sure has that "Angry Black Woman: vibe about her...it's almost to the point of uncontrollsble RSGE!
ReplyDeleteAnd while at the hospital only worked 2 days a week for that salary.
ReplyDeleteI can't Articulate how tired of seeing her and hearing about how disadvantaged she is. She is a black woman. Big crap. There are a lot of them out there, working hard for their families and not complaining about it. It's time to GET OVER IT Michelle!
Sharia Finance., 0% interest:
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I notice some of the whiniest high profile black Americans, like Mooch, don't seem to think about how disadvantaged they would be if born into an African Nation. How many 'secret doors' could Mooch have 'opened up for herself' over in Somalia? Those bare arms alone would get her a whipping or worse.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes to the both of you, forkarrie & Weaving Bug! Mine is next Saturday,..it must be all the cool people are born in Jan thru Feb...haha, just kidding.
ReplyDeleteIf they programmed "god" into TOTUS you can bet he said it. Check out this clip where he refers to Mooch as "Michael". Evidently someone misspelled it on TOTUS.
ReplyDeleteProof positive that POSOTUS doesn't even listen to himself. So why should we?
http://www.ihatethemedia.com/obama-calls-his-wife-michael
Darn it! That's a good idea. Though I think it's lingering on the $1 stand indicated that soon it will be mulch.
ReplyDeleteOMG...been trying to remember all week and then I forgot till this from forkarrie.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Weaving Bug. Many happy returns, forkarrie, and thanks for the reminder.
Cain endorses Newt:
ReplyDeleteHerman Cain endorses Newt Gingrich for president at event in West Palm Beach, Fla
You could have lined the cat box with it: think green.
ReplyDeleteMichelle Robinson Obama, FW (Freaking Weirdo)
ReplyDelete..........and mine's tomorrow O:-)
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday next week, ant!
Butt that balloon payment at the end can be a real blast . . .
ReplyDeleteLimbaugh and Reagan blast Romney:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.newsmax.com/InsideCover/Limbaugh-Reagan-Gingrich-Romney/2012/01/26/id/425666?PROMO_CODE=E072-1
Kittehkins has officially thrown her paw in the Ring! ;)
ReplyDeleteAt two days a week, she was getting about $5555 a day for that job. Over ten thousand a week to turn away poor people from the hospital. And the job is now eliminated, didn't need it after she left. Can anyone say "patronage job"?
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