Believe me, I’d like to let this drop. Butt apparently no one else does.
This time it’s MoDo over at the NYT. Did you see this? It’s Maureen off her meds again. We haven’t seen this level of fear and loathing from her since the unhinged “Bushie" bashing days.
It’s a long hard road for some people without anti-depressants and wrinkle cream
As far as I can tell her only point is to vent. Big Guy hasn’t turned out to be precisely the savior and messiah she had invested in. Which is odd, because with BO, past performance WAS, indeed, a guarantee of future results. It’s just that so few people of her acquaintance ever bothered to check out his past.
Butt I digress. Apparently no one ever warned MoDo to beware of false gods. Here she is at her finest, whining that everything she had projected onto America’s Savior turns out to have been just that: shadows on the wall of the cave.
Watch Maureen go rogue:
For eight seconds, we saw the president we had craved for three years: cool, joyous, funny, connected.
She’s referring of course to Big Guy’s decidedly un-presidential impersonation of Al Green to his “fans” at the Apollo fundraiser last week (here, if you were fortunate enough to have somehow missed it and wish to end your lucky streak).
“I, I’m so in love with you,” Barack Obama crooned to a thrilled crowd at a fund-raiser at the Apollo in Harlem on Thursday night, doing a seductive imitation as Al Green himself looked on. (snip)
The man who came to Washington on a wave of euphoria has had a presidency with all the joy of a root canal, dragged down by W.’s recklessness and his own inability to read America’s panic and its thirst for a strong leader.
Poor Maureen, she can’t help herself: the “Bushies” started this ruination of America for her, and she will never let you forget it. Butt we move on.
In an interview with Fareed Zakaria for this week’s Time cover story, the president is maddeningly naïve.
I will smite all things I deem to be evil with my light sabre. I am awesome.
How could he not be naïve, at least politically? After all, he arrived at the top of the heap with only 2 other political victories, and both of them were bought, paid for and delivered by the Chicago Mob. Big Guy never even had to get his hands dirty. Even Lady M pointed out that “he was a man, not a prophet, and he hadn’t yet achieved much.” Maybe MoDo should have listened to MO more, and BO not so much.
Asked about his cool, aloof style and his unproductive relationship with John Boehner, Obama replied: “You know, the truth is, actually, when it comes to Congress, the issue is not personal relationships. My suspicion is that this whole critique has to do with the fact that I don’t go to a lot of Washington parties. And as a consequence, the Washington press corps [ed. let the record reflect that he did not refer to the press corps as press ‘corpse’] maybe just doesn’t feel like I’m in the mix enough with them, and they figure, well, if I’m not spending time with them, I must be cold and aloof. The fact is, I’ve got a 13-year-old and 10-year-old daughter.”
Boy, I hope other people don’t read that as a cold, aloof reproach of the press. If you wanted to get picky, you could even describe it as dismissive, sometimes even derisive. It seems to imply that the press ought to be spending more time with their families as well.
MoDo doesn’t mention that not chatting up the press at various soirees around town was one of George W Bush’s capital offenses too. Instead, she rewinds back to Ronnie who didn’t swill cocktails with the press either.
Reagan didn’t socialize with the press. He spent his evenings with Nancy, watching TV with dinner trays. But he knew that to transcend, you can’t condescend.
Ouchie! Did she just infer that Big Guy is…condescending?
What do you want now, little man?
The portrait of the first couple in Jodi Kantor’s new book, “The Obamas,” bristles with aggrievement and the rational president’s disdain for the irrational nature of politics, the press and Republicans.
Let’s see; “disdain for the irrational nature of politics, the press and Republicans.” Some might call that sort of thing peevishness. Or maybe it’s just naiveté.
Is “just wanting to eat your waffle” peevish? Or naïve?
And then there’s this:
Despite what his rivals say, the president and the first lady do believe in American exceptionalism — their own,
Whoa! That one stopped me dead in my tracks. I thought I might have written it myself! Thank goodness I hadn’t.
…and they feel overassaulted and underappreciated. We disappointed them.
As Michelle said to Oprah in an interview she did with the president last May: “I always told the voters, the question isn’t whether Barack Obama is ready to be president. The question is whether we’re ready. And that continues to be the question we have to ask ourselves.”
They still believed, as their friend Valerie Jarrett once said, that Obama was “just too talented to do what ordinary people do.”
Now that’s won I can get onboard with. Big Guy took a demotion to accept the job of POTUS, and, in spite of Lady M reminding us almost daily, we just don’t seem to appreciate how big a sacrifice that is.
What a bunch of ignorant, shallow, self-absorbed ingrates! Shame on us!
I think MoDo will probably feel better after Big Guy’s SOTU speechifying tonight. Instead of blaming the press, he’s going to blame the Do-Nothing Congress. Who can’t get on board with that?
The Professor is in: Tonight he will explain how things work in Washington, and why nothing is his fault.
H/T Blonde Gator



I don't suppose he'll bother to mention the 1000+ days we've been without a budget nor the dozens of bills passed by the House that were killed in the Senate.
ReplyDeleteHe'll take half an hour to deliver the SOTU when it could be done with one word..."awful".
I will vote for a bag of dog food if it were running against King Obama and Moochelle.
ReplyDeleteI really, really don't want to watch tonight, but I will. I'll fortify myself with a lovely cup of tea and then be more or less insulated from the socialist promises of Nirvana, the fingers of blame pointed directly at everyone not in love with BO and the simple-minded Dems applauding wildly for programs that America doesn't want.
ReplyDelete$5 says Congresswoman Giffords, in her farewell public appearance, will sit next to MO tonight.
$10 says MO will be wearing a 50's retro-looking outfit in a drab color long enough that it covers her knees.
I'd vote for a piece of dog SH*t if it was running against the pos potus and mooching cow ;)
ReplyDeleteHey guys, SOTU is tomorrow night at 7 central not that I will watch
ReplyDeleteIs it baseball season yet? 'Cause MOTUS keeps hitting 'em out of the ballpark! We shouldn't be so tough on Barry. After all, he really is a family guy. He spends most of his time on the golf course and fundraising and the kids and wife are always there with him. Oh, wait...
ReplyDeleteYou have more intestinal fortitude than me, srdem65. Maybe I need your tea recipe. ;) I will await everyone's report tomorrow.
ReplyDelete"without anti-depressants and wrinkle cream"
ReplyDeleteLoved that :D
That's what I was thinking too. I know I've been out of it for awhile, but I was asking myself if I'd missed Monday?
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised that Dowd would agree that MO&BO have radiated an aura of sacrifice. Seems like that would be something in line with what Dems feel about them in general, that we are so lucky to have The One in our lifetime.
ReplyDeleteI disagree with her that MoochMORE thinks Barry is all that great. Perhaps ValJar, like Oprah, worships at the shrine of the Descended Barry, but MoochMORE seems to have always thought that she was the real brains in the family. Or at least she has always resented that her husband has the charisma to make people attribute genius to him while she has only her street crud cred and her anger and aggressive grabbing of everything within reach.
Isn't it funny that Obama's people haven't called Oprah to help with the campaigning? That's what it's like to be friends with a user, especially one whose ugly, jealous wifey doesn't want the competition of being compared to a real, self-made billionaire even if that money was made by whoring herself to the public as a professional emotional mess. Too, Oprah is awfully 1% and the Obamas don't need anyone to remind the public that they themselves are part of that small group.
I need to ask a quesstion. I keep hearing alot about this stinky and snorey. I haven't had the misfortune of having to be next to him. But what is driving the stinky part? Does BO have B.O.?
ReplyDeleteDuring the last election season, MO told the world that she and kids wouldn't let him into the bed because he's stinky and snorey. She has also said he is pathetic.....
ReplyDeletehttp://abcnews.go.com/Politics/Decision2008/story?id=3571642&page=1#.Tx2T0fmlOAI
ReplyDeleteBrilliantly snarkilicious, MOTUS. I KNEW MoDo's little whine would be so much better having been reflected from your august presence, and with visuals from your never-ending hard drive.
ReplyDeleteA perfect way to start the week!
And I would vote for a pile of dog sh*t piled up on road kill over barry and his despicable collection of cronies!
ReplyDeleteThe SOTU is tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night. Too bad I made an appointment for a root canal tonight, which will be much more pleasant than having to listen to barry pontificate on the glories of utopianism.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you, TC. I can't stand to even look at him, much less listen to him. I was watching the time he started talking smack about the SC justices and that was the end of him for me.
ReplyDeleteI heard on the radio earlier that Gabby was doing her final public appearance today, to finish the town hall meeting she started a year ago when she was shot. Supposed to be in the same parking lot in the Tucson area. So I'm not really sure if she will be in DC tonight. Will be interesting to see.
How long does it run?
ReplyDeleteWill it pre-empt "Biggest Loser"?
Would that be ironic or what?
MOTUS - are you sure you aren't ghost writing for MoDo? This line sounds so like you:<span>Despite what his rivals say, the president and the first lady do believe in American exceptionalism — their own, </span>
ReplyDelete<span>She got that right. I think its funny that people keep thinking he is so smart and such a great family man. He is not the sharpest knife in the drawer and as mentioned he golfs, parties and campaigns most nights so when is he with his kids? ** I hope the unpredicted landslide Gingrich pulled happens at the national level with whomever is the R word.</span>
What is that thing around Lady M's neck? Is she trying to bond with us "bitter clingers" by pulling something out of a tackle box to wear?
ReplyDeleteBy the way - it really takes a genius to manage a day like today:
ReplyDelete10:30 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
1:40 pm || Hosts the Stanley Cup Champion Boston Bruins; East Room
And this is typical.
Since I tagged this totally un-original thought onto the last thread, and we have moved on, please indulge me.. It's too long a story, but I have been in close contact with several Aff. Act. students over the years...The O's are not exceptional among that group. They never consider how low Their bar was, they forget how they were passed along, and they end up smugly thinking they are super smart, and the world does not appreciate their brilliance.. When they are met with any resistance, or worse, if they are ignored, the fault is always the other person's..They will never acknowledge the huge gift they have been given, and start thinking they actually Earned it.
ReplyDeleteThis is, imo, the root of Mo's anger and Bo's hubris.. They are average or below, Mo knows. or at least suspects this, Bo is clueless..
Poor MoDo, used and discarded...again
ReplyDeleteA.Men - "I will vote for a bag of dog food if it were running against King Obama and Moochelle."
ReplyDeleteI gotta wonder if that is precisely the choice we will have.
I will probably watch toward the end. I want to watch Mitch Daniels deliver the Republican rebuttal. As a resident of his home state, Indiana, I can solemnly swear as to his speechifying. It will not be dull.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that Mooch is the won who wears the pants in the family. And it may well be that she's the won with brains, too, but frankly that's nothing to write home about, either.
ReplyDeleteThe first thought that came to my mind, while reading MoDow's article:
ReplyDeleteShe simply MUST have been reading MOTUS!
They really are irony challenged, no?
ReplyDeleteEvery picture I see of MO-do, she looks like she has the lips of a crack addict. I've seen turtles with softer-looking kissers.
ReplyDelete"..I don't go to a lot of Washington parties.." "I host 'em, baby.." Is it just me? I prefer that our elected officials go to 0 parties for, of, or with the press. It stinks of collusion and I would think someone that wanted to consider themselves the 'watchdogs' of the public would instinctively see a problem with sharing cocktails with those they should be cynical of. Maybe that's naieve of me, but it certainly affirms for me that the media is worthless and derelict.
So true della.............. the same is true for the 'everyone gets a trophy' generation.
ReplyDeleteThank you, guest, for sharing that link. I keep forgetting that not everyone is aware of all the "too-much-information," secrets that she shared in 2007. This needs to be trotted out again, so those new to this blog don't think that we're just making stuff up.
ReplyDeleteCan anyone share the "pathetic," quote? One of my favorites was the one in which she said something like, "I hear people talking about this attractive, eloquent (continue platitudes, ad nauseum), and I think, 'I'd like to meet that guy', ... and then I realize that they're talking about my husband."
Heh, heh.
So true, wartburg. And IF there are any b*lls in the Big White, they also may well belong to Moo (or VJ-J), butt they still wouldn't be anything to write home about! =-O
ReplyDeleteAt least she got paid.
ReplyDeleteI remember soon after they took office that it was reported that AF-1 stunk after they had traveled somewhere. I'm sure the story was quashed, and I'm not going to bother to try to find any links. I'm sure that slipped out before everyone knew the rules of reporting on the Won.
ReplyDeleteMe? I have to clean out my sock drawer tonight! Guess I will have to miss this farce....
ReplyDeleteIt looks like she's into bondage, and forgot to take some of the chains off beforehand.
ReplyDeleteLOL, Scout! Reminds me of when my boy was young, (3rd thru 8th grades) and went to a private, uber-liberal school, which subscribed to the "everyone gets a trophy," meme.
ReplyDeleteThe Boy HATED it! He would complain, "I never know whether I'm good enough to make the team, or if they're just letting me play. I don't know if I'm really good enough to win a trophy, or if I'm just getting it because I played."
My own personal translation of the "stinkey" part. He is/was a smoker, therefore, he stank.
ReplyDeletemooch always looks wore out!!
ReplyDeleteIt would take more than a cup of tea to get me to watch this lying snake. A bottle of Jack might do it.
ReplyDeleteI remember that, TexasChick. John McCain had a reputation for catering to The Media. (Before they turned on him). Someone asked a reporter who had been on both planes, which was better?
ReplyDeleteThe reporter, who obviously didn't want to go on record as anti-Obama, sorta side-stepped the question, and tacked on, "...well, McCain's plane smells better..."
I'm certain he lived to regret that statement, because the Eeeevil Repubs pounced on it.
Twang!....zzzzzt....>>------->....thunk! Bullseye, della.
ReplyDeleteOoops - different story than yours, TexasChick, butt same "stinky plane" gist. My bad.
ReplyDeleteThis is why the Wons got a dog................to blame for the smell.
ReplyDeleteLips? What lips?
ReplyDeleteIs First Sasquatch throwing a gang sing wiht her man habnds in that pic of her standing next to Zero in the black dress? I don't think I have ever seen such an awkward and gawky arm placement in a photo before. She's so freaking creepy.
ReplyDeleteIf I were a member of the GOP Senate or Congress, I would NOT be attending the SOTU after the way Zero always uses it as an opportunity to trash talk about people who are sitting in the audience, or if I did go, I would be prepared to walk out and encourage my colleagues to do so as soon as Zero starts with his haranguing.
FranTexas, I plan to watch. I told my wife that I want to try out a new drinking game and have a shot of Jack every time Big Guy lies. My wife told me to modify the game -- she's afraid I'll go into an alcoholic coma ;)
ReplyDeleteTexans have a saying about horses that fits perfectly..."Rode hard and put up wet."
ReplyDeleteThanks for reminding me of that one, Mursky. I'm so lucky and grateful to be married to a woman who really loves me, and would never think of belittling me in public. I always tell people that knowing and being married to such a wonderful woman has made me a better person. It's really obvious that Big Guy and Lady M don't feel this way about each other.
ReplyDeleteRight-O, Zilla/MJ! Don't forget to add, "Members of the Supreme Court," - he really trashed them at the last SOTU.
ReplyDeleteI want every self-serving supposed king-maker in the media to be hoisted by their hubris-marinated petard in a way that will resonate for years to come.
ReplyDeleteI want every dam fool who buys their crap to remember this election year as the one they didn't manipulate.
I want every celeb who threatens to leave the country to leave the country.
I want every idiot who celebrates the mandates of countries run by tinpot dictators to move there and surrender their U.S. citizenship.
I'm an American. I want my country back.
Blame the dog.
ReplyDeletehttp://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2009/10/07/did-the-first-dog-leave-a-number-two-on-air-force-one/
Better make it shots of near beer. No need to commit suicide to Barrys continuous lies.
ReplyDeleteIt is not Barry's fault he stinks - it's cultural. Kenyans don't bathe often.
ReplyDeleteCan't do it...just can NOT do it.
ReplyDeleteIt's never too early for the tea trolly ;)
I am really torn on this one. I can't stand to watch him flap his purple lips butt...... I wonder how he can criticize Congress and not include the Democrats? It MIGHT be worth it to see him blame Congress and see those morons jumping up and down applauding as he pushes all the blame off onto them. It always tickles me to hear Democrats talk about the low approval ratings and think it DOESN'T include San Fran Nan and Dirty Harry.
ReplyDeleteAre you going to watch the STFU speech tomorrow night Schatzi?
ReplyDelete+100 likes schatzi!
ReplyDeleteWhat she said, please God, what she said!!!
ReplyDeleteBRAVA, SCHATZI!!! BRAVA!!! :-D
ReplyDeleteFound something better than Jack. Yup. Sitting here licking the beater to my mixer. I made Mamie Eisenhower's fudge.
ReplyDeleteI am soooooo ashamed. :-[
I'm betting at least 1 hour on the SOTU. I think I will be too busy to catch it on tv. I have to clean the grout in my bathroom then! ;)
ReplyDeleteInteresting study released last week from Duke University. It shows that black students who get into 'harder' fields in math & science end up switching in much higher numbers to 'easier' fields because they are unprepared. This is causing some pushback, if you can believe it. Affirmative action is not helping black students succeed.
ReplyDeletehttp://rollingout.com/culture/duke-university-study-slams-affirmative-action-says-blacks-not-prepared-for-college/
In lieu of watching the SOTU, I have scheduled a high colonic.
ReplyDeleteNever had a black classmate in the sciences/maths after the 200 courses.
ReplyDeleteI furthermore wish that every person who voted just to cancel a conservative vote would experience the reality of personal consequences equal to the pain they wish to inflict, and know fundamentally and deeply that they created it.
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm feeling that vindictive...
It depends on the mood I'm in. I'll prolly watch some of it, but I may need strong fortification from my fortification trolley.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm praying for a large Joe Wilson contingent to rise up.
I think BO is running against the, "do nothing Congress" cause he doesn't care who we elect to those seats. He is planning to rule by executive order anyway.
ReplyDeleteConservative Mom: Which may be the reason they switch to Phys. Ed., Sociology, or Elementary Ed. They're the easiest, (and I should know). ;)
ReplyDeleteIn the math department at grad school I had a couple of black classmates, but the one was from Zimbabwe (working on his Ph.D. in math, and had a chemistry background) and the other was from Nigeria. Like anyone who is prepared, they didn't need affirmative action ;)
ReplyDeleteOh, Michelle - thank you for reminding me of having to watch that Jack-in-the-box debacle, that was the last SOTU. Every line that Thee Won uttered, the ENTIRE Democratic party jumped up and applauded. Just watching Nancy Pelosi made me tired. >:o
ReplyDeleteThat is absolutely stealable!
ReplyDeleteI'd rather sniff dirty cat litter than listen to him pollute the airwaves.
ReplyDeleteThe title alone had me ROFL. Butt that caption about Captain Barry and the light saber was pure genius. MOTUS you are singlehandedly (oops, don't want to forget Little Mo and Raj) improving the mental health of America.
ReplyDeleteSchadenfreude is healthy. The alternative, I believe, is depression, and we can't have that!! We must be snarky at all times.
ReplyDeleteCreeper, do you share recipes?! ;)
ReplyDeleteAny kind of fudge sounds divine right about now!!
My personal translation was "morning breath."
ReplyDeleteSometimes I reach a tipping point, maggie, and this is one of those times.
ReplyDeleteI'm still schatzi...my li'l snark flame won't burn out.
:-D
ReplyDeleteAffirmative action was intended to make sure that QUALIFIED AfAms and other designated "minorities" were not overlooked in a field of canddates. But since there were implied (at least) quotas and not enough qualified people, the focus changed to "give them a chance even if they haven't shown that they will succeed," which is linked to the ridiculous idea that AfAm kids need to see an AfAm in the doctor role before they will consider it as a career choice.
ReplyDeleteThe result? Unprepared AffAct people fail or are passed along perpetually incapable of doing their job because they got it without sufficient ability or sufficient preparation.
Gosh... you guys are making me wanna puke.... seriously! This "scratch and sniff" feature of MOTUS has to go! I can't take it.......... :-P :-P :-P :-P
ReplyDeleteYou said it! Exactly right! He does not need Congress. He is the WON who bypasses Congress and the lamebrains let him get by with it! Why isn't someone in the House or the Senate screaming bloody murder about this?
ReplyDeleteJust read this article. They say Reagan got more publicly personal than Mooch; that RR sent Nancy a verbal valentine over national radio, telling her that he loved her. Thing is, with the Reagans, you believed it! No brag... just fact. And we loved it.
ReplyDeleteMoochellini and Buh-Rock... aye-chee-wha-wha. NOBODY believes that "love story" They're in love all right; each one with him/herself, butt definitely NOT with each other! They each view the other as the "necessary evil".
And nothing says "class" quite like painting your cleavage... or painting where cleavage should be.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Della, for posting. Loved one defense put forth in this aritcle... that "Social Studies is TOO hard." No need to belittle the easy stuff, you know.
ReplyDeleteI went to a very small college years ago. We had quite a few black students, but they were all international. They were extremely serious about their studies, many in pre-med and the sciences. They had worked hard to get where they were, and had loved ones back home counting on them doing well and bringing skills back to areas where they were really needed. They were wonderful, and BRILLIANT!
Wanted to add a note about rising to expectations... or sinking to them. That concept should fit in here somewhere.
ReplyDeleteYOU GO, GIRL!!!!
ReplyDeleteme, too!
Does anyone have any theory/ies about what accounts or what seems to account for a relatively low IQ in the AfAm gene pool? It seems a recurring meme: almost all of us know International Blacks, who are bright, hard-working and strive to succeed. Something has gone wrong here. I suppose it would be racist to measure the IQ of a large group of AfAms?
ReplyDeleteNo quotes by MO re: "pathetic" to be found...but others have said it:
ReplyDeleteBoehner Calls Obama Policies 'Pathetic' - Yahoo! News <img></img>news.yahoo.com/boehner-calls-obama-policies-pathetic-102828985...<span><span>1 day ago – </span>From Yahoo! News: Anticipating the president's State of the Union address on Tuesday, House Speaker John Boehner, R-Ohio, called ...
</span>Charles Krauthammer: Obama Is 'Pathetic' For - Mediaite <img></img>www.mediaite.com/.../charles-krauthammer-obama-is-pathetic-for-go...<span><span>Aug 20, 2011 – </span>President Obama is facing plenty of questions from constituents as he travels the Midwest on his jobs bus tour this week, and in answering for ...</span>
Also a druggie.
ReplyDeleteI thought it might be a 'fire and brimstone' stench...at least that's how I've heard the devil's 'aura' been described in legend.
ReplyDeleteWhich is exactly why the establishment R-words are all wrong. They think a moderate candidate like Romney would help them keep the House and win the Senate. Butt what difference does that make if dingle-barry turns Napoleon on us and crowns himself emperor? Every day Buh-R0ck is in office he shoves the Constitution a little further into the shredder (it's on his daily schedule). That's not incompetence, it is deliberate. The first item on our agenda must be to get dingle-barry unelected. Failure is not an option. If that means we need a fire-breathing candidate that will put the heat to barky and his record, then that is what we need and not a namby-pamby RINO. I guarantee you that four years of a RINO moderate will get dingle-barry will re-elected for his second term - or worse - mad-m00ch could be elected. They are polishing her up for some future endeavor. Butt as we all know, you can polish a turd and all you get for your effort is shiny feces.
ReplyDeleteThe second item on my agenda is to get a ball gag in Karl Rove's mouth, followed quickly by the installation of ball gags on all the other R-word pushers to pre-select a candidate and bypass our right to vote. This includes many who I previously had thought were conservatives.
Guess I need to polish up my writing - too many 'will' in the sentence about barky getting a second term in 2016. And I re-read that post twice before I sent it. mPFG unit is in the kitchen snickering. I hope he will soon turn his attention to preparing adult beverages for consumption. Was in SF twice last week, will write later on a couple of observations of the extremist left city and the delusional residents. Too crabby to have that kind of fun right now.
ReplyDeleteHey mPFG unit! Stop laughing and get that tea trolley ready for action!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8I9pYCl9AQ
ReplyDelete"And when everyone's super...no one will be."
I am sooooo aggravated. I don't know what's changed. I can't read the comments on MOTUS at work anymore, for about a week now. I can read the posts, butt as we all know, the comments are half the fun! I just get a white screen and a "loading" screen that never, well, loads.
ReplyDeleteWoo! That photo of Maureen is hideous! Maureen should look far better given the fifty-ish scribe is a staple at my celebrity DC dermatologist -- Dr. Tina Alster. Well, I don't go there anymore since I moved. Maureen's anti-man rant book is in a prominent place in Alster's chic waiting room.
ReplyDeleteI presume she gets free spackling, fillers, laser skin resurfacing, Botox -- whatever. Maybe not. But Tina gets free medical equipment from grateful manufacturers cashing in on her celebrity. Ah, the 1% are different from you and me. I forked over big bucks to Alster's practice.
I was thinking a drink for each occurance of "fair," "compromise," "change," and "can't wait." That should be enough for alcohol poisoning.
ReplyDeleteI do, UNL. Good food should never be kept secret.
ReplyDeleteI can e-mail it to you if you'll give me a clue on the addy or if it's okay with MOTUS I'll post it here.
Didja hear? Bruins' goalie Tim Thomas isn't going. He's a conservative and refuses to attend, despite a few requests from management.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'm sure MOTUS would have fun with this; Obama's re-election campaign is offering The Won's recent, much-drooled-over 'crooning' for sale as a ringtone for the iPhone. What's next? Obama's Nobel Prize screen-savers?
I see pictures like that one and I think Barry might be able to fill the void left by the death of Kim Jong Il. Someone needs to keep looking at things.
ReplyDeleteNeed help. Memory is on the fritz. Can someone...anyone...tell me the name of the blog that opened its normally-closed registration a couple of weeks ago? I signed up and now can't remember which one it was.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Hugo say it smelled like "sulphur" when he was speaking about Bush?
ReplyDeleteWas it Hot Air? or as Perry called it, "Hot Gas". :)
ReplyDeleteHot Air, Creeper.
ReplyDeleteSorry Pat, I hadn't refreshed and didn't see you had posted the answer!!!! =-O
ReplyDeleteThis was MONDAY!?!?
ReplyDeleteYou could just take a drink whenever he tells the truth. You'd then be cold sober at the end.
ReplyDeleteHe's such a pea-brain. And The Big Woman has at least twice his brains.
ReplyDeleteOh, heck. Here it is...shortened as much as possible. MOTUS, if I'm getting marshmallow cream all over your reflective surface feel free to wipe it (and this post) off.
ReplyDeleteMAMIE EISENHOWER'S FUDGE
4-1/2 cups sugar
pinch salt
4 Tblsp butter
1 large can (12 oz.) evaporated milk - Mamie sez Pet Milk
Boil the above for 6 min. (Time it after it comes to a boil.)
Remove from fire and add:
12 oz. semi-sweet chocolate
12 oz. German sweet chocolate
1 pint marshmallow cream
2 cups nut meats, broken
Beat till everything is melted. Pour onto waxed paper and allow
to set for 3 hours.
Note: These days marshmallow cream comes in 7-oz. jars.
(Thanks a bunch, Kraft...not.) S'okay anyway. Also, you can
add a teaspoon of vanilla if you like, though Mamie didn't
mention it.
Similar to mine but my recipe calls for 1 cup of butter. Pour into lightly Pam-sprayed 9 x 13 pan.
ReplyDeleteMakes about 5 lb fudge.
Don't fergit "focus"!
ReplyDeleteAnd look at the pod her peas are in!
ReplyDeleteI was expecting the fudge to be fortified with some choice libation...
ReplyDeleteEat yer peas.... >:o
ReplyDeleteThat was the only way the Dims in Congress could get their aerobic exercise. Otherwise, they just sit on their arses day in and day out.
ReplyDeleteOh, I only meant to be encouraging. I have those days, too....
ReplyDeleteI don't know about the Affirmative Action or IQs in the AfAm gene pool, but I have trusted my black neurosurgeon to perform my brain surgery (he's a Brit who graduated from Harvard and is chief of neurosurgery at a major university here in the States).
ReplyDeleteShe sure looks different now than 3 years ago. Amazing what a $15,000 make-up artist can do
ReplyDeleteA CUP of butter? OMG
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought this was sinful.
Yes, it makes mountains of fudge. Don't worry. It won't go to waste.
LOL
ReplyDeleteWhen you got chocolate you don't need booze. Much.
<span>I think you can get marshmallow in larger jars...A couple of years ago my husband bought the larger jars and my recipe called for 7 oz...which made it almost impossible to measure from the big jar.</span>
ReplyDeleteToday, 11:20:00 PM<span><span></span></span><span><span></span></span><span><span></span></span>
I wonder where they have the bigger jars.
ReplyDeleteEven though I know the recipe works with just 7 oz. of marshmallow cream I can't bring myself to do that, so I bought two jars. Did you know that leftove marshmallow cream, eaten with a spoon right out of the jar, is one of life's sublime pleasures?
schatzi, I did some research. Most of the recipes for "Mamie's" fudge call for just 2 tablespoons of butter. Strange range, huh?
Oprah said she wasn't going all in for BOBO this time, but she would do whatever the campaign asked her...sounded like an odd way to put it. Since then she has said she supports him and thinks he will win. Damned by faint praise maybe..
ReplyDeleteI am that vindictive, too, Schatzi. I had an old and close friend (we never talked politics) actually laugh at me, in disbelief, when she learned I'd voted for McCain (she had asked). She couldn't believe I voted for Palin.
ReplyDeleteWhen she asked why, I mentioned things like Ayers and . . . she interrupted with, "You don't really believe all that, do you?"
Since then I've been called stupid (by people far less educated than I am), racist, and . . . well, you know the drill.
After several years of that, mild-mannered little me is now out for blood.
Here's ma receipt: http://www.cooks.com/rec/doc/0,197,153182-233202,00.html
ReplyDeleteCuh-razy!
Hugo liked to light his pharts, too.
ReplyDeleteShe could use George Lucas' Industrial Light and Magic and still look like Queen Kong.
ReplyDeletePhew. At first I misread the word "paid"
ReplyDeleteNBK- I, too, am having a similar butt different problem. I can't refresh my comment page. Haven't been able to for a week now. Since it's only my own blog, and only on one computer Raj thinks I've got a problem script running somewhere, butt can't seem to locate it. He also said to try running your compatibility settings.
ReplyDeleteI'll ask him if there's anything else that might be causing your problem. We miss you during the day!
sportinlife - it has nothing to do with IQ, it has to do with studying. It's not cool to "act white" and get good grades. It's cultural. At my kids high school we have a very diverse population. I think we're probably split evenly between whites, asians and blacks. All of these kids have come up through the same elementary, middle and high school. All of these kids have had access to the same teachers, counselors, etc. So why after 12 years of school is there still a "learning gap"? If the parents (or parent) doesn't stress the importance of learning they're not going to. Even the best teachers only have a small influence, the rest has to come from them. And of course, our asian population is our best performing group, so there's a "learning gap" between them and the whites. How come we don't have any special programs to address that? Oh, yeah. We all know asian parents are strict, so why can't we say that black parents are lax?
ReplyDeleteYes, guest - considering that "going all in for BOBO" last time around put a significant hole in her cash flow.
ReplyDeleteSo many views of human frailty come down to 'nature or nurture?', the answer to several different questions is 'Both'. Early childhood nutrition, and lack of parental attention in infancy can ruin even a promising kid.
ReplyDeleteThe prevailing culture of violence and cheap thrills is ruinous and degrading, until the culture does a 180', not much will change.
Guest, I think that's Oprah's way of saying that she wants to be asked to help -- courted.
ReplyDeleteGiven the rumors post-election that Michelle Antoinette was jealous of BO's attentions to Oprah and helped distance her -- and that BO was willing to go along with this -- I think it's obvious that Oprah feels she needs better treatment this time and that clout to be better treated would start with an invitation to participate and, thus, acknowledgement that she is needed.
Well, the knives in the drawer with him are even less sharp. He may be a table knife, but they are butter knives, so naturally he looks sharp to them.
ReplyDeleteI think, too, that because he is AfAm there is a tremendous dedication to the notion that he is exceptionally intelligent. To think otherwise would be racism.
I do like "spackling". What's that other stuff contractors and painters use to keep rust, water spots from showing through?
ReplyDeleteNow I remember: KILZ. I think it has facial promise. I name no names.
ReplyDeleteOften the brightest and most hard-working AfAm students come from schools that do not require a lot. Being an academic star in a school of disaffected fools is not hard and thus getting great grades is achieved more easily, too. When some of these bright students, lauded at their high schools as the best of the best, arrive at college they discover that their high school courses were too easy and didn't prepare them properly in work habits and background information for what college demands.
ReplyDeleteThough college is getting easier all the time so that colleges can keep students and their tuition $.
It' is tragic that these smart AfAm kids then drop out of college because they weren't prepared for it by their high schools.
Thanks, Pat and FG. I thought it was Breitbart but my acount shows eighty-odd posts there so I knew that was wrong.
ReplyDeleteGotcher yer gallon of KILZ right here! At least MoDo's hair looks presentable.
ReplyDeleteMy bet is
ReplyDelete10$ Gabby Gifford on one side of Mooochelle
25$ some famous person's secretary on the other (The 'he pays less taxes than his secretary theme")
To keep the sound of his voice from nauseating you, mute the TV and turn on the sub-titles. That way you can read what he says shortly after he reads it off the teleprompter. And you won't have to listen to his voice, which is really annoying.
ReplyDeleteThank you, creeper; I plan on trying it out this weekend. I just have one problem, with the part:
ReplyDelete"allow to set for 3 hours."
Ain't gonna happen.
Mursky, it's January. Set it outside for fifteen minutes and you're good to go. I put my batch on the garage floor yesterday. It was ready in half an hour.
ReplyDeleteUnless you live in Florida. In that case, keep a spoon handy.
It's been studied, Sportinlife, but the NAACP, et al, keep insisting that any test in which there exists an obvious difference between white scores and AfAm scores, is because the test itself is "racially biased."
ReplyDeleteHere's a slightly O/T but interesting story:
In college we had to take the GRE test (Graduate Record Exam), during the last semester of our senior year. This test had to be in your MAJOR subject.
I had a double-major, and the Phys. Ed. stuff came so easily to me, that I opted to test in P.E. When the results came in, my advisor told me that, since women P.E. majors consistently scored so much higher than men P.E. majors, that 3 raw score points were automatically deducted from my score.
That was 1979.
What great ideas! I'll pass them on to Plouffe-Daddy.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny! I see a collage of Big Guy.
ReplyDeleteOh God, I mistakenly flipped through the channels and heard IT speaking. I am in emergency need of delicious snark. Prayers wouldn't hurt either. What a mechanized, jacked up on coke, sack of shit. Oh, I said a bad word, it's not very Christian I know, BUTT I am not sorry.
ReplyDeleteI know from almost nothing, but I believe it takes some kind of Java to post comments, fill in crossword puzzles, etc. Your employer may have blocked it.
ReplyDeleteI know from almost nothing, but I believe it takes some kind of Java to post comments, fill in crossword puzzles, etc. Your employer may have blocked it.
ReplyDeleteThis was Reply to NBK, not MOTUS....
ReplyDeleteThis was Reply to NBK, not MOTUS....
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