Sunday, June 24, 2012

Spooners, Honeymooners and Swooners

I sure hope the big brained campaign squad manages to get things back under control soon. It’s getting embarrassing. First there was the dangerous situation the campaign team placed Big Guy in at the National Association of Latino Elected and Appointed Officials conference:


Luckily, our SS goons were on the ball and swooped in prior to Big Guy’s arrival and scooped up all the dangerous knives and forks that the NALEO thoughtlessly issued to conference diners. In fairness to our WTF advance team though, none of them are Mexican and who thought you needed cutlery to eat tacos and burritos anyway?

BK Sporkh/t BlondeGator                                          Picture courtesy BKeyser

We barely get that snafu smoothed over and along comes the Right Wing attack machine - which has appropriated the Alinsky Rules For Ridicule® for their own nefarious purposes – jumps into the Twitchy stream to make fun of our Obama Registry.

Despite all the other important world news, like the Muslim Brotherhood taking control of Egypt, people still seem to be all wee-weed up about the Registry.

 obama weddingh/t MommyLife

Even some of my own MOLs find this whole thing creepy. Just look at Libby’s reaction from the other day:

“This is getting seriously creepy! What's next, portraits of Dear Leader in every business?”



Don’t be silly, we’ll just incorporate him into their logo

“And on billboards with inspirational messages on how to live our lives?”

No, wait – that’s not right!

fresh-salad-adOK, that’s more like it. Lady M approves.

54a9c_alg_billboard_obamaThis one hasn’t been approved yet by the Big Brains 

“Having schoolchildren sing his praises at the beginning of class?


I’m sorry to report that the video, which allowed you to see these adorable little children singing Big Guy’s praises:

Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair today
Equal work means equal pay

has been pulled from Youtube:

youtube video has been pulledActually, it was pulled due to the creepiness factor

Obama-in-the-class-roomof Kindergartners singing about the Lilly Ledbetter bill.

(Little Mo reports that a contraband copy is still available if you really think you can stomach it: here.)

“Ick, ick, ick!”  Well, that pretty much sums it up, Libby. Thanks for the report from the trenches.

Butt speaking of ick factors, did you get the latest email from Howdy Messina? I hate to see them come in, because everyone around here is required to fill them out or we get docked a half day’s pay. The latest was really, really long, because the big brains are getting a little panicky and are hustling around to figure out what happened to all the Obots out there.

obot-cybermenNo no! You can’t go! All the plants are going to die!

Last time around all they had to do was put out word that they needed money and boots on the ground, and the ‘bots complied. Now it’s like pulling ticks off your dog.

Hence, the survey, to find out how better to pander to our various interest groups.


I completed my survey yesterday. I’ll just share some of the more important questions with you, since the survey itself goes on and on – just like Big Guy.


Boy, I sure hope they really wanted honest answers because I already hit the SUBMIT button. Just like all the other Obots.


Just like the Egyptians. Which is another fine mess Big Guy’s gotten us into, right Allah?


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