Saturday, June 15, 2013

BRF: It’s a Bitch

This is no joke, “Bitchy Resting Face” is a debilitating disease that can attack women of any age and can result in her looking “thoughtfully sad or angry for no reason.”

sad moOh, we’ve got a reason.

Here’s the PSA describing this most serious affliction modern women “face”: 

I think you’ll agree with my diagnosis that Lady M is suffering from this disorder.

Screenshot Studio capture #1172

The cause of the affliction is unknown, butt researchers think that several factors contribute to it including the following:

The company you keep:


Un-earned honors received:

A_grademo nc Ag and tech state u

The company you keep:

bo mo


mo st patrick party

Bad hair days (and pearls):

mo bangs

The company you keep:

bo mo shaka sign

Really bad hair days (and the company you keep):

mo hat

Bad hair days (and Aunt Esther frocks):

mo mad

Badly tailored suits (and pearls):

kiss off

Gardening that’s a little too organic:

mo nads

oh yes, and the company that you keep:

michelleobama the stare

Butt Lady M doesn’t suffer from the simple, mundane form of Bitchy Resting Face; as is her fashion, she has taken the pathology to a new level - Restless Bitchy Resting Face Syndrome:

Screenshot Studio capture #1173

Anyway you look at it, it’s a bitch.

Help us fight this horrible disease by making a 501(c)4 tax exempt contribution to Organizing For America of just $5 or more today. Only you can prevent BRF, because I just found out it’s not covered by Obamacare.

Oh really? We’ll see about that. The Republicans are not going to get away with this war on women with BRF. Trust me on that.


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