Now Mayor Bloomberg wants mandated composting? Big deal: we’ve been composting and recycling in Washington for years.
Official “Congress In Session” Symbol
Starting with the recycling of your money:
That’s a lot of fraud for just 2 of our 57 (or 60, depending on how you count) states!
The IRS: taking money from you to give to somebody else in order to grow the economy since 1913:
“Let me say that unemployment insurance… is one of the biggest stimuluses (sic) to our economy. Economists will tell you, this money is spent quickly. It injects demand into the economy, and it’s job creating. It creates jobs faster than almost any other initiative you can name.” – Nancy Pelosi
And speaking of Ex-Speaker Pelosi, she’s a huge fan of recycled plastic:
Before recycling, and after: See – plastic recycling works!
Of course Washington compost isn’t limited to taxes. We compost and recycle just about anybody’s bull s**t around here; from the smallest little turds:
Recycled comedians…
and recycled Pocahontases
to the really, really big piles of… garbage:
Well, I think you get the point. Butt just because we’re used to composting in D.C. doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s a good idea for New York. Do you really want to encourage the placement of fertilizer bins on every floor, in every sky scraper in the Big Apple?
You might want to think about dropping that one in the recycling bin, Bloomie.
Although I can see how his plan might create needed new jobs for the godfathers of the New Jersey Mafia Waste Management companies.
“It was a terrible, terrible accident: He was laying in the middle of the road and a garbage truck ran over him. Twice.”
Butt enough about that compost - Big Guy, Lady M the Wee Wons and moi are now in Ireland, getting in touch with our black Irish roots again.
Sláinte!
This, despite Prime Minister Cameron’s not-so-subtle suggestion that “world leaders leave their spouses at home” for this G8 visit. Oh, wait; he said world “leaders” didn’t he?)
Stay tuned, there will be much more composting news to follow.
Here are a couple of recent pictures of our “firm” commitment to plastics: on the left, Lady M and her new face leaving for Ireland last night, and on the right, addressing her fans in Belfast this morning:
Mr. McGuire: I just want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Benjamin: Yes, sir.
Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
Benjamin: Yes, I am.
Mr. McGuire: Plastics.
Benjamin: Exactly how do you mean? – The Graduate
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