Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Happy New Year! And a brief review of 2013’s Dark Energy.

Can you believe it?  2014 already!

2013 was difficult to recap. There were so many new beginnings:

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bangsBig Bang: New Hairdo!

So many dinner parties:Screenshot Studio capture #1592

So many ethnic costumes to rock:     

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So many memorable trips to Africa:

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“See this cell? That’s all I’m going to say. Right?”


So many phony scandals to dismiss;

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Butt without a doubt the biggest story of the year took place at the intersection of dark energy and black holes; to wit, the launch of the Obamacare website, which, as you know, is officially implemented today. Unfortunately it hasn’t turned out to be the big bang we were hoping for:

black hole“Not only has no one ever found a void this big, but we never even expected to find one this size,” - Lawrence Rudnick, University of Minnesota.

More of a big bust, to be perfectly honest. Here is the official tally so far:

  • 4.7 million: the number of people who’ve lost the insurance that they liked butt couldn’t keep
  • 2.0 million: signed up for Obamacare coverage (unclear how many of these are new Medicaid enrollees)

By most metrics that would reflect a negative “gain,” so why is Kitty so “thrilled” about these numbers? Because the normal rules of mathematics don’t apply in the vacuum of a dark energy field, which is where   Obamacare-mathemagicals™* reside. Exactly how does that work, you ask?

bo lightbringer“The answer may lie in dark energy, which became a dominant force in the Universe very recently, when the Universe was already three-quarters of the size it is today. Dark energy works opposite gravity and is speeding up the expansion of the Universe.”

Unless and until all of that “dark energy” - fed by copious amounts of “quantum easing” – causes an uncontrolled acceleration of inflation which subsequently results in a giant explosion. In that unlikely event, Obamacare would blow right out the rear end of this big black hole.

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* For further readings in Obamacare-mathemagicals™ I recommend the following posts:

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