RNC, day 3. Here’s my rundown.
Laura Ingraham – I like to call her “Dr. Laura” butt will restrain from doing so for fear of driving more potential new readers away due to “having my head up my butt” – was great. Loved the way she went after the the skinny jeans, man-bun wearing pajama boys.
Ted Cruz disappointed. I better leave it at that. All I can say is no wonder he doesn’t have any friends. Butt if I begin questioning my prior judgement everything might fall apart, and I don’t want to be responsible for that.
Eric Trump: Nice speech; now please, give your father your new barber’s telephone number. I highly approve of the makeover.
And then there was Newt, our next (hopefully) Secretary of State. He spun Cruz’s non endorsement of Trump into an endorsement and simultaneous condemnation of Hillary.
Then he proceeded to scare the bejeebers out of us - lest we forget for 10 minutes that we live in a very dangerous world (Thanks, Obama!) and that’s why we’re voting for Trump.
Wrapping up the night, Mike Pence. I have to say, he’s not very exciting butt how much more excitement can this party take? He seems solid and likable despite having 3 strikes against him: Christian, conservative, and Republican.
Can’t wait for tonight’s wrap-up.
Cross-Posted on Patriot Action Network