Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Time For Wapner

Don’t get me wrong:  I love Dr. Laura Ingra-ham and really admire all the excellent advice she provides to women attracted to deadbeat losers. But now I hear she has this new book out called The Obama Diaries, obama diaries that purports to contain behind the scenes true stories from here at the Big White: from the Big Oval to Lady M’s dressing room and everywhere in between.

I might as well give it to you straight: she made the whole thing up. And isn’t that MY job?

I’ve tweeted Ricky H for a consultation on whether this publication can be declared invalid under the Supremacy Clause of the US Constitution. And even if it is not in violation of the Supremacy Clause, it almost certainly falls under conflict pre-emption. It is my understanding that as a Federally mandated employee, I have exclusive jurisdiction over these matters.

And it’s not that I don’t trust Ricky’s complete command of constitutional law, but just to be on the safe side, I’m going to check in with William A. Jacobson, my primary constitutional law expert at Le-gal In-sur-rec-tion, and have him file a Motion of Preliminary Injunction against Dr. Laura too.

wapnerTime to call in the big dogs 


YOU HAVE TO BE THIS TALL TO GO ON THIS RIDE has links to Dr. Laura’s appearance on Fox/Imus this morning. She looks real pretty and all, but remember, she made it all up.