We’re off for on very busy week tour. This morning we’ll be at the NAACP convention in Kansas City for our very important speech regarding our kids’ fat behinds. Lady M’s speech is riveting. I believe the working title is “ Ending America’s racial inequality one celery stalk at a time.” I’ll transmit pictures and excerpts as soon as possible.
We’ll probably be speaking with Jesse Jackson in private while we’re there to discuss how our first historic post-racial presidency is going. For his part, the Rev is doing his best to heal racial wounds while still keeping his race industry alive – a delicate balance. Here are his brave comments just this weekend about the racist owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers:
He speaks as an owner of LeBron and not the owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers," the reverend said in a release from his Chicago-based civil rights group, the Rainbow PUSH Coalition. "His feelings of betrayal personify a slave master mentality. He sees LeBron as a runaway slave.
Anyway, as soon as we set the NAACP conventioneers straight on nutrition we’ll be off to Panama City, FL to make the people there feel better about their beaches being littered with tar balls. Here MO will tell the people how hard she and Big Guy are working to plug the damn hole, and how much progress they’ve made so far. I hope she remembers that special empathetic look of hers.
Got to run, we’ve got to brush up on reflecting that empathy thing. Will be back later with pictures from MO (no relation).
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