Sunday, December 30, 2018

Seize The Day

Things I never knew about when I was young enough to fully enjoy them:

December 30th is National Bacon Day. When I was younger I could eat all the bacon I wanted with neither short or long term consequences. Now I must indulge my bacon urges only periodically.


Butt if you can still afford to do so, by all means go ahead and enjoy bacon all day long. 




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Snacks: 20110203-136011-red-mill-bacon-brick

And nightcap:


IBD (that’s International Bacon Day, not Irritable Bowel Disease) is sort of a combination of the Thanksgiving/Christmas holiday tradition of overindulging in food and the New Year’s Eve tradition of overindulging in drink. In short, the perfect storm, so don’t forget to wear your mukluks.

bacon nike bootsNike Air Max Posite Bacon Boot

And honestly, after that lovely flush of youth has passed you by


it might be prudent to consider six degrees of separation between yourself and your bacon. Lest you end up, well, looking like this after a long day of indulgence:


But if you don’t heed my advice and wind up overindulging in bacon drinks either today or on New Year’s Eve you might want to check this out, although I filed it away under “things that would have been infinitely more useful when I was (much) younger.” Pedialyte's New Powder Packets Are Basically Made to Cure Your Hangover

Great. Now that I haven’t been awake at midnight on New Year’s Eve for 10 years. I look forward to the cure for wrinkles by the time I’m 90 as well.