Tuesday, August 26, 2025

Bring A Fork To A Knife Fight

The August heat, the political hypocrisy, journalistic dishonesty - is anyone else feeling a bit stabby these days?

If so, I have the perfect tool kit for you.

cutlery

Practical, portable, legal (for now) and effective. Just use judiciously.

Set also doubles as a useful picnic accessory. And since summer is regrettably – for some of us – coming to an end that could be a good thing.

beach picnic

So stick your feet in the sand, your stablery into some melon or potato salad, your scooplery into a big bowl of ice cream and watch your anxiety and agitation melt away. Summer’s too short to go without the essential utensils.