The August heat, the political hypocrisy, journalistic dishonesty - is anyone else feeling a bit stabby these days?
If so, I have the perfect tool kit for you.
Practical, portable, legal (for now) and effective. Just use judiciously.
Set also doubles as a useful picnic accessory. And since summer is regrettably – for some of us – coming to an end that could be a good thing.
So stick your feet in the sand, your stablery into some melon or potato salad, your scooplery into a big bowl of ice cream and watch your anxiety and agitation melt away. Summer’s too short to go without the essential utensils.