Good morning and happy wing day.Today I present a set of histrionic birdies that reminds me a bit of Democrats performing at special congressional hearings.
I would also like to let you know that I finally broke down and ordered an air fryer. I’ve been resisting acquiring another piece of bulky kitchen equipment but after reading the following review on Amazon I caved.
I bought this air fryer and my entire life spiraled into improvement. I put frozen fries in it once and suddenly my credit score went up. My dog now looks at me with respect, like I finally became the leader of the pack. My neighbor, who hasn’t spoken to anyone since 2012, waved at me and whispered, “nice appliance.” I cooked broccoli in it and three people asked for my skincare routine. A chicken wing came out so crispy that I finally processed childhood trauma. Even my ex texted me, “hey stranger,” which tells me this air fryer might be too powerful. I didn’t fix my life, this machine did. I’m pretty sure it’s planning my future. Highly recommend, but handle with caution. It knows what you need before you do.
How could I not?
It hasn’t arrived yet but I’ll let you know how my life changing machine is changing my life. when it does. For now I think I’ll dip into the Senate hearing and watch the histrionic D birds spout outrage over the R birds show trial, something they would never do. Plus it should be fun to watch Dr. Fauci take the Fifth on any and all questions related to events leading up to his Auto-pen pardon. I’m sure it will provide some entertainment. If, however, you have something better to do I’d advise doing it.
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