Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Pinched In Time?

I hope the fervor over MO and BO’s new Camelot book subsides soon. I just have a feeling that nothing good can come of it.

For one thing, I’ve noticed a lot of people around here are starting to Google “Vera Baker, sex scandal.” Yikes.

I, for one, am glad she’s in Martinique. If she was FLOTUS; my services would not be needed very often. I would be standing in a bread line with the other half of America.

So let me make this clear: there’s no proof (that we know of) that Vera was one of the people pinching Big Guy’s butt. Just all these hateful rumors.


And we know they’re just rumors, because the book review in the New York Daily News reported that:

Despite her husband's long absences on the campaign trail, Michelle never questioned his fidelity. "He's never given me reason to doubt him," she said. 

So we’ve got that going for us.