I suppose this was inevitable: a Michelle action figure.
Does this not just make your hair hurt?
And while I hate to repeat myself: “Dude, her head is bigger than her butt!”
Manhattan mom Eileen Ramos told the New York Daily News:
"Batman has nothing on Michelle Obama,""I bought the Barack figure last year but I think Michelle is the one with the real superpowers in the family."
And where, exactly, Eileen, do you think she GETS these superpowers?
And what’s up with the Tom McCanns? Although I should probably be thankful. It could have been worse:
Rahmbo (aka “Toes”) should be the only one around here with cloven hoofs.
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My Dear Motus, these dolls are anatomically incorrect. The belts are resting at a normal waistline. We cannot have this. Now get those belts up under her pits, and we'll talk...
ReplyDeleteOkay, so THIS is how MO plans to keep towering over BO....
ReplyDeleteThe great thing is that these figures are "posable." Get two and imagine the possibilities.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, get three, pop off the heads, and get some headless Barbies and Kens and.....
this is the only way she'll ever have a waist, boobs, and a normal sized butt.
ReplyDeletea REAL prototype doll of MObitch would be so horribly groteque as to scare baby monkeys.
also, have you seen the porcelein dolls at Hamilton or Drake (one of those sell-out Rip-offs of Franklin Mint..) wearing her white bredpread??????? No way is that her body; they must have take the Princess Di body, darken the skin, put Halle Barries head on it, changed the hairstyle, added false teeth, and VIOLA! The First Bitch!!!
neeless to say, the doll looks absolutely horrible.
Cripes, it's the Danbury Mint:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.danburymint.com/collectibles/prod/Michelle-Obama-Inaugural-Doll_12568.aspx?tag=GS&c=4
Alle Berry, no doubt about it.
bet ol' BObastard orders about a million of 'em; and the txpayers will foot the bill, as usual.
Mrs1953, Yes and I wouldn't be surprised if the Queen is presented with one next visit to Buckingham Palace. She already has an ipod (or two) after all.
ReplyDeleteNo underbite? No pissed off expression? No turquoise pumps? Not very life-like, IMO.
ReplyDeleteAll these dolls. I wonder if any of them will be turned into voodoo dolls before too long.
ReplyDeleteYou people are all just mean.
ReplyDeleteIn case you didn't hear, we're thinking of passing a law against cyber-bullying which will specifically state that you cannot say mean things about Lady M.
It's a tag on to the Healthcare extravaganza.
"In case you didn't hear, we're thinking of passing a law against cyber-bullying which will specifically state that you cannot say mean things about Lady M."
ReplyDeleteYou don't know how close to the truth you speak...