Thursday, October 15, 2009

Vaya con Dios B***h!

Enough already about the salsa dance! I don’t usually embed videos, because they often loose my trans-imaging effects and reverse the refraction, but since the buzz won’t die down, I’ll make an exception for this:

It’s all over the news and the web that Mo gave Bo the cold shoulder after he went trotting with that little Mexican hotty, Thalia. As usual though, the media only gets it half right.

What really had Lady M torqued-off was the fact she specifically told Big Guy: no dancing at the Fiesta, dude. It had nothing to do with that picante vixen from the other side of the Rio Grande. It’s because every time she sees him out trying to cut the rug, all she can think of is “how in God’s name can a black man have so little rhythm!?!” And then she remembers about her white mother-in-law (may she rest in peace) and there’s no dealing with her for at least another 10 hours.

We haven’t had this much ice in the East Wing since that flap over Big Guy ogling the behind of that underage Brazilian chick. If you thought the apology tour was over at the end of the European trip, you should’ve been around the Big White the next week!

G8-SUMMIT/

I think things have calmed down now. Mo promised to forgive BO for embarrassing her, and BO promised to have Thalia deported.

 

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6 comments:

  1. MOTUS - Thank you for making me laugh everyday. Reading about the goings on with MO and BO et. al. make me want to cry but you inject humor into it all! Do they not use your services to look at themselves or do they think they are just through the looking glass? And congrats on the American Digest Award.....
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  2. Had I known about this place, MOTUS, I would have started sharing my occasional snark about Mobama more often...
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  3. Anon, Dr. Dave,

    I am here to serve, 24/7. I'm assigned to Lady M, but I work for you and all Americans(unlike most people here in D.C.)

    Oh, and anon - thanks for the 'grats. It's not a Nobel, but with any luck Lady M and I will be nominated next year. They couldn't give it twice in a row to BO, could they?
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  4. MOTUS,
    For your selfless service to this country I hereby award you the first annual Anonymous Posters' Taking One For The Team Award. We realize that reflecting the image of the First Fashion Victim, Mrs.0, is not an enviable job.The glare from her headlight bright legs must be enough to drive you to distraction and to the migraine meds on a daily basis. Put that together with the boob belts, the tight cardigans, the atrocious prints...well, I don't know how you do it.

    So here's to you dear MOTUS for doing the work
    no one else has the guts to do! We loves ya!
    Sincerely,
    Anonymous
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  5. Anon,

    I'm overwhelmed! This makes 2 awards in one week - even Big Guy can't claim that honor.

    I will continue to work hard to provide the kind of services the country needs.

    Just wondering though; does this award come with any Kroners?
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  6. MOTUS,
    No Kroners, just love and appreciation from a grateful nation. So very grateful that we don't have to look at what you do 24-7.
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