I suppose you saw the new “Who’ll be the next Victoria’s Secret Model” winner. Goodness! This is supposed to be the American ideal?
Kylie Bisutti, Victoria’s Secret Model Search winner
Please. She has nothing on Lady M.
MO has style:
…and grace:
and she also looks hot in her little black dress
Tall boots? We’ve got ‘em:
But I don’t see a single fashionable belt anywhere in Ms Bisutti’s wardrobe.
And about those, ahem, “natural” physical attributes. Once we usher in Obama-care, those bissutis will no longer be readily available. So all you under-endowed wannabes out there: I suggest you brush up on your community organizing skills if you really want to land a good gig.
MAJOR ADDENDUM:
Reflect on this,
you on private sector health care:
you on Obama-care: bitch!
As you can see, I can do time-shifted trans-imaging too…
Ok, I’m back from the darkside. Don’t make me go there again.
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Oh dear. MOTUS, one thing about these VS models...they all look alike. Same hair extensions, over glossed lips and open mouth...
ReplyDeleteb o r i n g. We had a candidate from Carmel but she didn't win. Boo. But even though she does come from a community which treasures individuality, she looked just like the one who did win.
One thing we can say about big MEshill is that no one else looks like her...whew!...something else to be grateful for. And no, I haven't seen anyone else wearing the boob belt. Even your run-of-the-mill fashion victim knows better...MEshill's unfortunate outcome of surrounding herself with "yes" people and self-promoters.
What I want to know is why someone as bowlegged as Meechelle would stand with her legs apart all the time. Jackie Kennedy was also bowlegged, but she knew how to stand so it wasn't noticed. But Meechelle stands in a way that makes her look like the Lincoln Tunnel below the waist. You could drive a car between her knees, for crying out loud!!
ReplyDeleteYou are right. Jackie's legs weren't all that attractive but she knew how to sit, stand, speak, and above all she knew how adapt styles from other celebrity women and make everyone think she was the original. Think Audrey Hepburn in her iconic look from Givenchy or Marilyn's whispery voice. She always owned good manners, protocol and had a great style but she refined it in the WH.
ReplyDeleteAnnie,
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear the local favorite didn't win, but would you really want to see photographers from VS in Carmel?
FLDF,
We try not to use the terms "bowlegged" or "sway-backed" around MO. She realizes she's a minority, but she doesn't know that she qualifies to check the "handicapped" box as well.
Annie,
MO's trying to copy iconic styles too. I've tried to explain that Madonna and Lady Gaga are probably not the right icons, but they remain among her personal faves.