Thursday, December 10, 2009

Golden Geese Land in Oslo

Heh. You decide if the “golden goose” from the previous post referred to the United States being fleeced by Third World Countries or Lady M, wearing the golden fleece.

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Nobel Peace Prize Award Ceremony - Oslo_1260476030919 Photo from AP Photo - News, photos, topics, and quotes_1260477555851

 

And look! NO BELTS!!

 

But how about the evening ensemble?

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As you can see, the new lamp shade theme is going to be the next  big trend. Here we are on our hotel balcony, bestowing the royal wave on the little people in the street below.

 

 

 

 

 

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Lots of Spanx…but no belt!!!

We wanted to give a bow to some local fashion icons, but  Bjork –world famous singer from Iceland -  was as close as we could get. Since her famous swan dress from the Academy Awards had served as inspiration for Lady M’s inaugural gown , we went with this ever popular look again for the Big Prize party.

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Did we sweep these fish-eating Scandowegians off their feet tonight or what?

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What are these bars?window

Oh yes, they’ll be talking about these two golden geese for quite awhile to come.

25 comments:

Cinderella said...

MOTUS,
OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG.............

MTVA said...

Where to begin??? The dingy thrift shop tiny cardigan over the gold foil Christmas wrapping paper left from last year, the garbage around her neck, the matching kimono wrap over the foil dress, the gray chenille bathrobe for waving at the Little Folk, the horrid blue tank top worn with skirt falling off her hips (no sign of a waistline anywhere, may I add) and the crowning glory of a white slip with bra straps sliding off the shoulders.....I can't take any more of this...

Anonymous said...

Spanx-line Alert! (Confirmation of reason for wide belts worn high.)

http://www.daylife.com/photo/0e7m2dy2jq0RB?q=michelle+obama

Why would she wear a molded torso gown like this - with a dropped flounced skirt that rides at the widest part of her hips? And why is it too long? She apparently tripped going into the banquet and said "oops". When she stood in a group shot and didn't hold the skirt up, it puddled around her feet like draperies.

Anonymous said...

MTVA, that blue tank top and the white slip are the same garment, the latter color adjusted by someone who was trying to lighten her skin tone.

chiron said...

What is with that gold number? She looks like a Capt. Morgan barmaid passing shots at a Tyger Woods Christmas BBQ.

FLDemFem said...

OMG!!! Get out the eye-bleach..I can't believe what I am seeing. It's worse than I thought it could be. That "evening dress" looks like a sundress from Walmart, only longer. And you know Tim Gun was right, if it looks like it should be on the tree, it shouldn't be on you..perhaps he should have included the wrapping on the presents too. She always looks totally out of place, badly dressed and awkward.

CricketGal said...

I'm speechless, but let me think a bit.....

The 3 brooches on a foil-like dress with a very tired looking, old-looking cardigan -- this is fashionable? I'm sure she wore the cardigan because the gold dress is sleeveless. The dress looks like it squeaks as she walks.

Every other woman has on lovely winter garments! Doesn't the combined brain power of 22 taxpayer paid assistants manage any sort of say over what our first lady wears?

Cinderella said...

Cricket....
I think she wore the same brooches on that gold "MO in Wonderland" party dress she wore in Copehhagen. You know, the one with the mutitudinous petticoats peeking out from under the hem. They were just as ugly then as now.

Anonymous said...

The first ensemble must be the First Lady's nod to solar panel heating.

All we need now to make this a perfect 10 is for O to say he's the *man* who accompanied Michelle to Copenhagen.

Mrs. P

Moright said...

Motus, You are going to have your work cut out for you in the weeks ahead, with holiday cookie season upon us. She is Gi-Normus! My golly, she's growing before our very eyes. I bet that gold number was sight to behold.

Funky Town said...

I really think that in the blue dress she was just trying to choose something that matched with the carpet. If you notice they are very similar shades of blue ~ she couldn't use their drapes or sofa covers like she does at home so she did the next best thing.

As for the cardigan, it looks stretched out of shape and like it's seen the wash machine about 100 times more than is recommended. What an embarrassment.

Someone told me they think her dressing this way is her way of thumbing her nose at people "because she can" and idiots think she's a "fashion icon".

AnnieCarmel said...

I don't know what more can be said about her tacky choices...trash comes in all colors. She's just WRONG. What a low class couple. The pictures of him when he grins so wide his eyes are slits...so full of himself it looks as if he might turn inside out make me want to throw up.

Anonymous said...

She is a mess.

There is just no other way to put it.

Cinderella said...

The blue gown looks like a fancy hulu skirt...no, scratch that..maybe more like a tiered cha cha skirt over an Esther Williams style swim suit(more lycra please). She's ready for the conga line in a Carmen Miranda musical.

Where does she get these clothes? Off the clearance rack at a designer warehouse?

Snarky Basterd said...

Geezus ... is that the White House Thanksgiving turkey still inside her?

Anonymous said...

Oh my: perfect example of 'pear-shape' in that blue number. Did she not look in the mirror? Its the perfect foil if her intention was to show off how unattractive a figure she has. Wow. And why does she 'glisten' so, always?

kmbr said...

He was in all his glory, wasn't he? It was all about him just the way h e likes it.

chiron said...

Motus. Any truth to the rumour that the 'dress' was fashioned from an old roll of Liberace's toilet paper?

MOTUS said...

Commentors,
You've all outdone yourselves today. I think I'll have to have a weekend recap of "best of" comments. I'm speechless.

Anonymous said...

The gold disaster is from Calvin Klein. How sad to see this carrying his name.

Mrs. Obama wore a sulfite laser cut velvet dress and sulfite laser cut velvet jacket from the Fall 2009 Calvin Klein Collection designed by Francisco Costa, the brands’ Women’s Creative Director.

The article rather gracelessly states that Calvin Klein Collection "wardrobed" MO at the Nobels.

http://www.sfilate.com/fashion/article.cfm?id_articolo=19696

Lulu

Anonymous said...

Sulphite is the color. Refers to a salt of sulphurous acid.

Maybe this was CK's subtle joke?

Lulu

Amusing Bunni said...

Great Post on the thugs from Chicago invading Copenhagen with their ghetto fabulous ensembles.

The LAST PIC is my fav! Precursor of things to come??? Let's Hope so ;-)

Labwriter said...

Who wears a sweater with a gold leaf gown? Who does that, unless you're 5th generation money and you're slumming? I admit, I'm no fashionista, but I don't get that--I don't.

Anonymous said...

Michelle...Ray Lewis called. He wants his arms back.

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