Saturday, December 12, 2009

He Put In His Thumb, and Pulled Out a Plum…

You will not believe the prime time line-up this weekend. First, our Big White special with Big O ,the Big O’s and little Bo. Must see TV.

Sugar Plum Fairies 

And on “60 Minutes,”  Big Guy will be taking some people to the woodshed. "I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of fat-cat bankers on Wall Street." he’ll tell host Steve Kroft. Ha, ha, ha. Of course not. Those fat-cat bankers, are the ones who GOT him into office. Tune in. This one’s going to be good.

And all this on the heels of Lady M being named Barbara Walters “Most Fascinating Person of the Year”! In case you’ve forgotten, Big Guy took this honor last year.

MO told Barbara her secret to her toned arms, that we’re so proud of: workouts!

"My personal routine hasn't changed much in the past 11 years," she said. "I really started right after I had Malia, our oldest, and some of that was, you know, in all honesty it was a little sort of revenge because I'm married to a man who has worked out all of his life. And regardless of how busy he is, he finds the time to work out. And there was a point at which I got a little resentful of that."

No! I cannot believe Lady M ever had a resentful bone in her body! Can you? There’s your sound bite, Larry King.

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Just in case your curious, other people on Bab’s “fascinating” list are:

Kate Gosselin, Glenn Beck, Brett Favre, Lady Gaga, Adam Lambert, Tyler Perry, Sarah Palin, First Lady of South Carolina Jenny Sanford and Michael Jackson's three children, Prince Michael Joseph, 12, Paris Michael Katherine, 11, and Prince Michael II, 7, who were counted as one person. (That’s Democratic Congressional math.)

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12 comments:

  1. Doesn't take much to distract Babs these days does it? I suppose that one morning after her attending nurse fed her a bowl of warm oatmeal, changed her into a fresh Depends and doubled up on her Paxil that she cutout some pretty pics from a recent copy of People to come up with that list.
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  2. Barbara Walters is so last century. Her idea of "fascinating" is whoever will draw a crowd. Roadkill does the same thing in a different venue.

    As for the jolly Christmas trio, I am fascinated with MO's burgeoning boobs. Her newly discovered cleavage. Giving Oprah a run for her money here. Do those new dresses have built-in body parts?

    Lulu
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  3. THESE PEOPLE ARE OLD, PASSE`, FADED....

    THERE'S A NEW STAR ON THE HORIZON!

    And here is my Christmas wish for you, Motus:
    to attend to this NEW STAR in roughly three
    years and 21 days. It will be the most delight
    ful period of your life, bar none!

    http://lucianne.com/article/?pageid=sara

    And,if you are of the female gender, you'll
    probably REALLY enjoy reflecting the First
    Dude maybe even more....
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  4. Thanks for the heads up, MOTUS. Glad I have previous engagements...strangely at just those precise hours. I'm sure you'll be watching so I don't have to. That post on Hillbuzz the other day about Ophrey and her "digestive" problems in elevators was telling...also about how racist she is. Apparently all Chicagoans knows this. But being a BFF of the O's anyone could have guessed about the racist part.
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  5. Just saw a small photo of the purple/burgundy velvet dress. It is short - above the knee - with a full skirt and it stands out so there must be a crinoline under there. The proportion is awful - and who wears full-skirted velvet when they're over 10 years of age?

    Lulu
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  6. OMG!!

    WAIT 'TIL YOU GUYS SEE THIS:

    Michelle’s stylist - IKRAM GOLDMAN

    http://i36.tinypic.com/k4glk6.jpg

    (Yes. Seriously.)
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  7. Here is the NYT's article:

    BEHIND FIRST LADY, A SHADOW STYLIST


    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/12/fashion/12IKRAM.html?_r=1&pagewanted=1&hp
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  8. Well. Now you know why Mo always looks like she got dressed in the last stall of the ladies room in Atlanta's Salvation Army store on dollar day. Ikram was outside handing her yet another moth eaten cardigan. I betcha those were donated by Rosalynn since Jimmy doesn't much wear them anymore.
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  9. ....I must say, the only thing with any balls in that picture is the Christmas tree.
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  10. Oh, Chiron -

    You are the GOLDEN CENTAUR!!
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  11. Chiron and Lulu,
    Let's be kind to Babs. She did an excellent job covering WWI and should be honored for her service.

    Breeze,
    Oh, too cruel to taunt me so! But the very thought will prevent me from pulling my circuit board.

    Annie,
    I'm getting you a TIVO for Christmas, you'll never have to miss the preening again.

    Lulu,
    Purple velvet: the fabric of royalty. 'nuff said.

    Breeze,
    Now, just because Ikram looks like a really bad decade doesn't mean she doesn't know how to make Lady M look like one in a million. And if you can pick up a little cash and merchandise along the way, well, that's just how it's done in Chicago.

    chiron,
    I sure hope Rosalynn hasn't given all of Jimmy's sweaters away, because I hear noises around here about having all the little people turn their thermostats down again. No, not due to a great malaise gripping the country: in order to stop global warming.

    And I think Breeze is right, you are the golden centaur. Everyone: shield your eyes.
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  12. Is Michelle wearing Malia's purple velvet dress?

    And since when does a FLOTUS try to fake cleavage?
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