Thursday, March 11, 2010

A Brave Goodbye

Note to all of you out there who thought you were being helpful by suggesting that Lady M should wear clothes that weren’t so, ahem, tight. Be careful what you wish for.

And no, for the last time, we are not preggers. Here she is with Hil and Sister Marie Claude Naddaf of Syria (more International Women’s awards, yadda, yadda, yadda).

new look

And here’s a funny little “insider” for you: MO slipped and called Hil “Senator” instead of “Secretary of State.” Hil just clenched her teeth and smiled, but knowing her as well as I do I could tell what she was thinking: “That  would be President Clinton, but for you and your Chicago thug husband.” 

brooch

But back to the periwinkle prego ensem; its technically called a trapeze jacket, even though it looks a bit more like the “big top” itself.  But nice save with that big old diamond brooch. That classes anything up.

Later we headed over to the Smithsonian – which made me a little nostalgic, my first job was in this exact display department. But this isn’t about me; we were there for MO to officially (and apparently reluctantly) turn over her lovely white  inaugural confection for the permanent first lady gown collection.

She was quite emotional about the presentation, saying:

… I’ll never forget the moment that I slipped on this beautiful gown.  I remember how just luscious I felt as the President and I were announced onto the stage for the first of many dances.  And I’ll cherish that moment for the rest of my life.

I should think so: it was only the second time in her life that she was proud of her country.

butt shot Lady M, with the adorable Jason Wu, bravely saying goodbye

I know Lady M’s very sentimental about this beautiful historic gown, so  in honor of her bravely turning it over to the people’s museum, she was presented with a consolation prize. The Smithsonian curator managed to get Bjork to donate her world famous swan gown from the 2001 Oscars to Lady M – which as you can see, was clearly the inspiration for Jason’s original creation:

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Our presentation gown for the Smithsonian ceremony:

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It would be a lot easier on my refraction module if our wardrobe came in more than two sizes: extra small and tent. We’ll be working on that during the balance of our first historic second year.

19 comments:

  1. MOTUS. How could you? Let her go out in public after spilling coffee on her dress.
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  2. Might want to get her some seltzer water, or one of those Tide bleach pens...looks like she dumped India Ink all over her dress.

    Hil didnt have anything to do with that did she?
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  3. "I remember how just luscious I felt"



    If she felt luscious in that dress, and worse, believed she was luscious, well, then that explains not only the rest of her wardrobe but her marriage too.


    Mrs. P
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  4. Luscious. Hmm. Define 'luscious'. Never mind, I don't want to go there.
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  5. "Main Entry: lus·cious
    Pronunciation: \ˈlə-shəs\
    Function: adjective
    Etymology: Middle English lucius, perhaps alteration of licius, short for delicious
    Date: 15th century

    1 a : having a delicious taste or smell : sweet b archaic : excessively sweet : cloying
    2 : sexually attractive : seductive, sexy
    3 a : richly luxurious or appealing to the senses b : excessively ornate

    — lus·cious·ly adverb

    — lus·cious·ness noun"

    *You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means*
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  6. MOTUS, what is Jason Wu measuring with that hand held behind the Wookie? Purple bag outfit hiding something? A hairy back perhaps? Do tell.
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  7. I would rather see Big MO in big, loose clothes that cover her bumps and plumps.

    She can wear a potato sack for all I care.

    Just cover those fat thighs!

    Oh, and that slight to Hillary:

    What a conniving cow MO is!

    Unintentional, my foot!

    Just as when Barry
    scratched his face with his middle finger and
    "unintentionally" flipped the bird.

    Don't worry, folks.

    I think Hillary has a plan.

    We will thank Hillary when we see
    Barry's arrogant puny self and MO's massive
    hulk leaving the WH.
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  8. Ha!Ha!

    Place that enormous, chenille bedspread gown with the Wilma Flintstone shoulder strap next to the
    petite and elegant gown that Jackie wore.


    Jackie NO!
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  9. The Luscious One is a Laughingstock.
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  10. To the tune of "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story

    I feel luscious
    I feel luscious
    I feel luscious, and bitter, and gay
    And I pity
    Any rube who isn't me today
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  11. Wow! My mom wouldn't let me out of the house with my slip hanging longer than the skirt of the dress. So tacky!
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  12. “I Feel Luscious” (parody to the tune of
    “I Feel Pretty”)

    I feel luscious
    Oh, so luscious
    I feel luscious and bitter and gay
    And I pity
    Any plebe who isn’t me today

    I feel luscious
    Oh, so luscious
    And I’m taking as much as I can
    ‘Cause I’m dreading
    Going back to the Chicagoland

    See the socialist in that mirror there
    Who could that obnoxious girl be?
    What a nasty scowl
    What a nasty chip
    What a nasty thigh
    What a nasty me!

    I feel cunning
    Oh, so cunning
    Feel like running and slouching for joy
    ‘Cause I’m wearing the pants not Barry the boy.
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  13. Are all the anonymouses the same anonymous??

    It's okay to come out of the closet girl(s)! That way I could say to the real person that that parody was the most luscious snark yet!! Ha!
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  14. The faux, faux pas demoting Hillary to "Senator" rather than introducing her or calling her Madame Secretary is just another example of Big (Racist) MO's bad taste, bad manners and pond scum behavior. In terms of status, class and rank, you could call Hillary a former FLOTUS and she'd still out-shine the sad cow and her grifter, trailer trash family squatting in the people's house. There is no way in the world this wasn't a planned attempt at a public slight. Sorry B(R)MO, it only reflects on you and your bottom feeder instincts. Ugly, vulgar, mean-spirited and jealous, she should be kept out of public view.
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  15. Some of the anonymous posters are the same person.

    There are a few of us.

    I can only speak for me, but the reason I use
    "anonymous" is because I am too lazy to register for anything!

    Using "Anonymous" again! Luscious!
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  16. MOTUS,
    Luscious is the new precious as in "My Precious". So now we should say "My Luscious" when looking at an object of desire.
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  17. She said she felt luscious because in that dress she looked like a baked Alaska.

    How dare she slight Hillary like that? Maybe Hillary should've smiled sweetly and thanked the senator's wife.

    Oh, and love the West Side Story parody!!
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  18. bettyann and erin,
    Coffee stains...ink! Oh my no. That's our deconstructed homage to the shroud of Turin. We got it from some chi chi Italian doyenne while we were in Rome.

    Mrs. P
    Very astute. You must have been a Psyche major.

    srdem,
    Damn right you don't.

    Erin,
    *I don't think so either.*

    bettyann,
    Jason is just r-e-s-e-p-c-t 'in MO's private space. Wouldn't you?

    Anon1
    Heh. You catch on pretty fast.

    Anon2
    Ebony and ivory - and all that jazz!

    Anon 3-4-5-6 and 7
    you're more than welcome to comment anonymously,I fully understand not wanting to register: Rahmbo tracks everything. But bettyann is right, I'd love to know who to thank for the melody. Come back and sing for us again.

    Cinder,
    Do you think there's such a thing as lupscious?

    Portia,
    Baked Alaska! You win today's "Sarah Palin bake-off award".
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  19. As one who has oft bemoaned the two sizes too small, shouldn't that be on a stuffed chair fashion sense of MO, I have to say that this is . . . well, it's better. At least we don't have her "lady parts" plastered all over the world. *shudder*

    That said, this is hideous. Truly awful. Especi . . um, even with the broach.
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