Friday, March 12, 2010

How High?

I’ve been fielding a lot of questions about whether – as appears to be the case in this photo –  Big Guy wears wife-beaters.

wife beater

the Hanes classic: 

wife beater 

All I can tell you is that this was more than a courtesy call on Claire McKaskill. Sure, Big Guy went to help her raise more money for her re-election campaign. But the real reason for the visit was to tell her about the looming foreclosure on the Louisiana Purchase.

I'm going to need that money back Claire I’m going to need that money back, Claire.

I know she’s wearing pink, but still, sometimes you  have to strong- arm the Dems: you know, to get your message out? They don’t like to give the money back.

So OK, I see Big Guy’s suspicious shadow lines. Sheeze, now I’m supposed to be dealing with VPL’s on POTUS too? Haven’t I enough to do around here? Besides, I tend to think those shadow lines are an optical illusion. Ask yourself: would you wear a wife beater if this was the wife?

MO'S MOUSE copy

 Picture 18 

 

Ok, Ok: Big Guy wears wife-beaters. But it’s really more of a hopey-changey thing. Ask yourself: if there’s any beating going on around here, who do you think is going to be the beat-ee?

 

 

 

                                                       How high, hon?

13 comments:

  1. The Won in a wife beater and matching tighty-whities?

    H'm-m-m. Too human, too normal, too regular-American guy.

    If he does wear them, it is certain he laments that there are not special underwear for dieties.

    What I want to know is why he always wears the same purple or lavender of periwinkle tie. Doesn't he have a lot of ties? Maybe ME-shelle is taking up all of the clothing budget.

    Perhaps the royalties from selling her image will help? They did a pretty good job, I think, of replicating the squished popcorn.
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  2. But not so good a job on replicating Big (R) MO herself. She's at least 70lbs thinner in the doll version than real life. They also need a grammarian to help with the text..."A historic" grates on my ears in more ways than one.

    PS, glad you're back, up and running, bettyann!
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  3. MOTUS, I know that you're The Mirror but maybe, just maybe some Windex is in order. That's not a wife beater. It's a training bra.

    Recall the 007 photos of Obama in his bathing trunks in the crashing surf. All I could think was of the National Geographic shots of women from my days in the grammar school library.

    Mrs. P
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  4. Oh Mrs. P! I think you've hit on something!
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  5. MOTUS - swiped your trillion dollar bill for my facebook. It'was just too good not to share with my communist friends.
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  6. Mrs. P ~ they now have those training bras for men in Japan, of all places. I'm assuming that's where 0bummer got his. One site claimed they sold 300 of them in the first 2 weeks!

    http://www.eastasiafair.com/2008/11/26/male-bras-are-top-seller-in-japan/

    I think 0bummer just needed a slightly larger one than the man in the picture I've linked to above....
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  7. bettyann,
    I probably shouldn't have mentioned Big Guy's underwear, based on where this thread seems to be going, so let me address the purple tie issue. Purple is the color of royalty, so everytime Big Guy has to go in and smack someone around (metaphorically speaking) he dons his robes of power and privilege.

    Plus, he did get a dozen from Andy Stern for Winter Holiday this year, all embroidered with a tiny little SEIU. So he won't forgot who brought him to the dance.

    Madame,
    It's the MO miniature. So of course they needed to edit some stuff out.

    Mrs. P
    Again, your insights are uncanny. And now look: you've got bettyann and Funky jumping on the "BO wears bras" bandwagon. I'm begging you to stop.

    bettyann,
    A trillion dollars here, a trillion dollars there... it would also make a nice wallpaper.

    Funky,
    Please don't read any more of Mrs. P's comments. She's a trouble maker.
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  8. *laughing* like crazy! Mrs. P is the best kind of troublemaker ~ my kind! I love it!
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  9. Just an aside. Clair(from MO) didn't get the Louisiana Purchase. Mary Landrieu (from Louisiana)did.
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  10. MOTUS, do not be frightened like thee leetle cheepmunk.

    Herein lieth the spirit of the matter.

    For which The Dear Reader hath naught to contribute, which leads me to admit = godbless us all one and sundry, and whoever else dreams in Iriash.
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  11. ALERT:
    WTF is this?

    I mean this ??!

    MOTUS...Wtf...sweets, allowing lower case, sheesh, now they are dringkink' the gold bogs in decks? Not to pretend that we knew what this was in 1999. Even tho we told EveryBody and they wouldn't listen. You know the old straightline thingking - if it'supp it's always goingking uP!

    Like that. Then they ate their shorts (hehehehehehe) not too be too literal, but whatever. After that crash, the O's are eating diamonds, rubies...I am going to be sick.

    We can leave them. Grow chickens. Hell, who knows? Ten years? You got chickens, beets, whatever...come on.

    Refract it, baby. What does all this posturizng mean...

    I mean, from the keeping gorgeous side of thangs.....(where a girl powders her nose, like that....") like this.

    O Gawd. Raj, U ROCK. I am the postin' monster....

    Sing it, Baby..........

    Friday night in in the Ville........
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  12. Hello dear MOLs & FOMs, my name is Raj:

    Thanks I would like to extend to all of you for being also loyal snarkers on MOTUS, and for your kind expressions of rock-a-tatiousness regarding myself.

    It fills also my heart with honor and pride to see you MOLs, especially bettyann, my most magna cum laude graduate, display the mastery of "nerd magic" as truly a "postin' monster".

    As many in the former hometown of my official birth (I have a birth certificate) would say
    "पुराने महिलाओं मतलब पर कड़ी" (Link on MOLs)

    Raj
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