Yesterday was our final full day of vacay, and we didn’t let it go to waste:
The family motorcaded from their rented farm compound for about 10 minutes, before turning into a private area not far from the beach they visited a week earlier. The new area looks out on Jobs Neck Pond, Edgartown Great Pond and, beyond that, the Atlantic Ocean.
Ha, ha! That’s a good one: “Jobs Neck Pond?” Although around here that’s pronounced “joab’s,” its as close as Big Guy’s been to anything like “jobs” all year. Of course, there’s always been some confusion over how to spell and pronounce that word:
As you might imagine, it really is a 4-letter word around here now.
And then, another awkward move: our scout’s GPS must have been jammed, because he missed his turn for our trip to our private beach, and the whole caravan had to – well - you know:
In the middle of Edgartown-West Tisbury Road, the motorcade, consisting of several SUVs, an ambulance and a half-dozen state police motorcycles, executed a U-turn and headed down to Oyster Pond Road , where they apparently headed to the beach.
That’s not exactly the best visual for our Recovery Summer is it? And I suppose the trolls at FOX News will try to connect the dots to Big Guy’s other U-turns: missile defense, prisoner abuse photos, Guantanamo trials, and, of course, our voting for the Mosque at Ground Zero, before we voted against it.
So as you might imagine, we are going to try to change the subject ASAP. Next week we’ll switch to the “Victory in Iraq” hype (which, if I remember correctly, was a war that Big Guy was against before he was for it).
The summer the oceans began to recede: rhetorically speaking.
But we’re not wasting any time getting people’s minds off our economy-on-life-support. We’re cutting our last day of vacay short to fly to New Orleans for a commemorative 5 year anniversary of George W. Bush’s Katrina catastrophe. This is to remind everyone how badly President Bush screwed up in New Orleans because he hated black people. And Big Guy is simpatico.
We’ll be doing one of our famous touch-‘n-goes in the Crescent City (no Mooselim jokes, please – NOLA has enough problems as it is). While we’re there, Big Guy and TOTUS will be delivering a stirring, empathetic, and emotional speech. Or at least that’s what he ordered.
But sadly, this marks the end of our life-style of the rich and famous for this year. We all had an action-packed, fun-filled time on the Rock, and will sure miss the good times.
Banana Mo
BO’s good walk in the woods
Goodbye to all our new best friends on the Rock. Till next year!
So, we’re puttin’ our vacation, and our Recovery Summer behind us. Time to stop playing with our little balls:
Another Thousand Words via Larwyn
It looks like the country is going to need some much bigger balls in order to restore America:
So bring it!
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MOO looks like she's working on a new mime act with the hands climbing the window. Maybe she'll entertain all of us when she gets back to the White House.
ReplyDeleteMighty Fine, Gran! I especially loved the soundtrack!
ReplyDeleteThanks for using my P'shop too!
See the Obamas aren't elitist. They are even bringing the housekeeper on the plane with them:
ReplyDeleteI think MO is studying manual semaphore code. It's green to signal with your hands instead of using phones.
ReplyDeleteI'm beginning to actually understand the subtleties of the hair nub. Sometimes it's a braided nub bun and sometimes it's a twisted nub bun. But the best photos are when all 3 HopeNChange girls trot out as the Nub Bun Brigade!
ReplyDeleteToo Funny. I love this blog.
ReplyDeleteThe First Slob desends Marine One after creating and saving
ReplyDeletejobs for 50 lobsters by gorging her fat face.
I bet you could put butter on anything and MOO would devour it.
The First Glutton aka First Slob descends Marine One after creating and saving jobs for 50 lobsters by gorging her fat face.
ReplyDeleteYou could put butter on anything and MOO would devour it.
A woman with thighs the size of Redwoods has no business
ReplyDeletelecturing anyone about fitness.
A woman with thighs the size of Redwoods has no business
ReplyDeletelecturing anyone about fitness.
A+ Granny Jan. :-D
ReplyDeleteThe happy couple have arrived in New Orleans:
ReplyDeleteLooks as if FFA has one of her weird, very strange, table cloth print dresses on again.
ReplyDeleteSarah, as always, was dressed simply and appropriately yesterday; clothes that fit, neutral colors which don't distract from the wearer. Class act.
ReplyDeleteBecK: "Obama Practices Type of Marxism Disguised as Religion"
ReplyDeletehttp://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/2010/08/glenn-beck-obama-practices-type-of-marxism-disguised-as-religion-video/http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/2010/08/glenn-beck-obama-practices-type-of-marxism-disguised-as-religion-video/
It's that ugly-fugly dress with all the different patterns that looks like it was made from the scrap pile at the GoodWill.
ReplyDeleteIncluding Pee Wee Herman and Napoleon Dinamite was genious! While back, on You Tube, there were videos of the paprazzi shooting videos of O golfing, and laughing when he would miss shots. Although your sound track is great, laughter at his golfing might be a nice touch,too.
ReplyDeleteWhere did the first boobs go? She must have left them in M.V.
ReplyDeleteOh dear..the moment I saw the angle of MOO's hair knob I thought of this :
ReplyDeletehttp://whatsleftout.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/oliveoyl.jpg?w=270&h=341
I always press the wrong button. lol. I had the He Sucks GOLF video for awhile. The photags also were making fun of his phone on his waist. Can you imagine what they say about him now? Those were photags that were part of the WH press pool so they can only go so far.
ReplyDeletePee Wee photoshops have been around since his first biking adventure. I get them from Free Republic. I didn't know I useD Napolean Dynamite. What was it?
I found her boobs. Thank God:
ReplyDeleteLunch at a landmark bakery. Apparently, no food on AF1.
ReplyDeleteNice shot of MOO:
Looks like the '800 pound gorilla" in the room has blown up to 900 pounds!
ReplyDeleteActually, the seafood and ice cream tour continues without a hitch: no sooner had the FF deplaned than they headed for the nearest grease pit
ReplyDeleteBO: We're all going to have shrimp -- GULF shrimp --
Mooch: You're havin shrimp -- I'M havin lobster. AND shrimp. AND...
Here is Mooch and the Moochettes bellying up to the counter, squeezing poor BO out (any wonder he is so skinny?):
http://twitpic.com/2jf5hs
Malia (the only one in the family who knows how to dress) demonstrates to her mother how you wear the double layer top with cut-in shoulders.
Malia: It's called a T-back bra, Mom! (Rolls eyes) Otherwise your bra straps show. (sigh)
Where IS her bosom?
ReplyDeleteShe looks like a badly dressed drag queen in this photo.
The Nub-Buns arrive!
ReplyDeleteHere's the menu: http://www.parkwaybakeryandtavernnola.com/id1.html
ReplyDeleteYikes!
Is MOO going to eat her way through New Orleans in a sort of gastronomical Katrina frenzy?
Eating at a historic Woolworth's dining counter -- remember the sit-ins? Another subtle Af-Am heritage reference.
ReplyDeleteMO is used to working on a "health project," getting a lot of attention (and money in Chicago), and then having the whole thing go away. She and I Won are not used to actually having to be committed to an issue and living its values. So lobster and ice cream and let them watch me eat cake (and turn it into gut fat).
ReplyDeleteReally people, does anyone remember any President getting so much coverage on what and where they eat?
ReplyDeleteI suppose if the only thing he does is eat, give speeches, golf and vacation that's all you have to cover.
daughter #1 looks like she's gained twice her weight. So this is the example we're supposed to heed, huh?
ReplyDeleteLOL, Granny! Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteThe Napoleon Dinomite picture was when Bo was on the bike pulling Moo behind him on roller skates. That is such a funny movie. At least it looked like the scene from that movie.
ReplyDeleteThey may have just slipped down to adorn her hips. With Moo, though, we know they will return.
ReplyDeleteI noticed that, too. And he always dresses as if he is going somewhere completely unrelated to where they are going.
ReplyDeleteActual quotes from the pool report of the Parkway Bakery stop from the kneepad WH press:
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<p>After spending some time with the diners, Obama headed to his seat.
</p><p>"Alright I better go sit down before somebody steals my sandwich," he said.
</p><p>(I think we know who "somebody" is)
</p><p><span>
<p>A young man standing beneath one of those Ziploc bags told POTUS to "get the surf and turf, on top of each other."
</p><p>"The combo thing," POTUS replied knowingly.
</p><p>(I think we know who got the surf n turf)
</p></span>
</p></span>
OY
ReplyDeletePlease tell me it is the same fruck that looks like cat vomit -could there be more than one? Her endless wardrobe reminds me of a great line delivered on "The Hoarders" recently, "Your house is not a department store."
ReplyDeleteShe added a third chin on the latest vacation. Gurl got some cushion!
ReplyDeleteEnough, right? We get it.
ReplyDeleteWhat a mess! Besides the ghastly style, that rag is really poorly made.
ReplyDeleteLook at the puckers in the general area around her left knee and up the side seam.
Butt...even if a garment is of inferior quality like this, doesn't she even LOOK at things before putting them on?
MOTUS can't do it all!
Oy vay, indeed. The fruck will be finished after this oil slick.
ReplyDeleteI found her boobs, too!
ReplyDeleteHoly ______, Batman!
ReplyDeleteHoly-moly, roly-poly!
ReplyDeleteLook at the size of her bottom half!!
She's as wide as both of the girls, together!
Will she DARE even mention the Kids' Fat Behinds program, after this whole summer of conspicuous binging?
Poor MOTUS has her work cut out for her.
These pics or so terribly wonderful. Here's one more. Look at BO's face:
ReplyDeleteAnd look, this is a crowd at the black Catholic Xavier University and there's not a hairbob in sight! That's because most black women dress for important occasions, and that includes hours at the salon.
ReplyDeleteI thought maybe her missing boobs were related to the missing belt?
It truly is hard to believe this is the first family.
ReplyDeleteAnd--they hit the bakery? I hope they all get zits from all the rich, greay, non-organic, 'local' crap they've shovelled during this vacay? No one in that family possesses one iota of 'common sense"!
ReplyDeleteLooooozers!
Elephantitus?
ReplyDeleteIf those are 'toned' arms...!
ReplyDeleteAnd what is he saying, to look so intense? "Michelle" or "Sh*t"? I guess, at times, those two words can be interchangeable, huh?
That is exactly what I think with every picture. Its like they don't try. And she has her mother living with her. If nobody else will tell her how to behave, her mother should. My mother would. She would consider it her duty.
ReplyDeleteLooks like she is due for another cleanse.
ReplyDelete<span>Hey, Big Guy said we're gonna celebrate 5 years of Katrina. Time to e-x-p-a-n-d our Horizons, what with the wee wons on board. All this ice dreamery and woolworthery food calls out to me...."buy a bigger Mirror."</span>
ReplyDeleteDrudge says they brought in decorators to redo the Oval Office while the 0s were in Maine. Hope it's not done now in shades of purple and orange.
ReplyDeleteI also hope it's not true. Barry0 doesn't sit there enough to justify the expense.
And Laura B re-did the place beautifully.
Ah, another Sunday where the O's worship at the Church of Our Lady of the Sacred Cholesterol Feast.
ReplyDeleteI agree. Her attire is perfect for the occasion. The fit is perfect, the fabric..the entire ensemble..perfection.
ReplyDeleteShe's a Smithfield ham stuffed into that smelly fugly dress!
ReplyDeleteI hope the decorator was Prince and that he was going through another 'Purple Rain' phase.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I have seen housekeepers dressed better.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, my first thought on seeing that picture was that MOO was auditioning for a re-re-make of the A-Team. OR for a new Budweiser commercial with the Clydesdales.
ReplyDeleteButt, butt................."The Hug Lunge":
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MOO obviously didn't choose this place to eat. Only 3 desserts on the menu.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, I thought you put an embargo on these shots, butt here it is:
ReplyDeleteSo, THAT'S where all that ice cream went!
ReplyDeleteMoo probably saw a new dress in the curtains.
ReplyDeleteThat looks like a Vampire Hiss! I hope the front two rows remembered to wear their crosses!
ReplyDeleteBoy, he's right back to touchy-feely with the older girl, isn't he. Creeps me out.
ReplyDeleteAnother winner! Of course, we expect nothing butt winners from our GrannyJ.
ReplyDeleteDottos on RPFSpeech's thumbs up on the sountrack!
This leaves no doubt: she is genetically incapable of being embarrassed.
ReplyDeleteFunny you should mention the A-Team. We're putting together a new O-Team for November and 2012.
ReplyDeleteMore on that later.
Would you like an unpaid position as Hair Bun Czar?
ReplyDeleteButt, I do my best!
ReplyDeleteOh, you guys are just being mean. ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL!
I could really relax if I worked for Sarah. She'd only need me to be a regular mirror and I could give my circuits a rest.
ReplyDeleteSigh... :'(
ReplyDeleteState Road Restaurand had Zero, Zilch Nada, not one dessert on the menu.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, we had dessert.
I didn't put the embargo on, I just obey most of the orders. Butt that one and several of the others were clearly released in violation of the Executive Embargo order.
ReplyDeleteGlad you found them! ;)
Mr and Mrs Genius visit N.O.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.daylife.com/photo/0fyoa5i1koaIl?q=Barack+Obama
Oh..too funny...LOL...captures his precedency perfectly!
ReplyDeleteI just saw that. It's the all time most disgusting photo. What a disgrace. There's a new cleavage shot. Kudos to the Getty photographer.
ReplyDeleteI can't say what came into my head when I saw that especially her antics. I'd have to ban myself.
ReplyDeleteI knew for sure that they have seriously photoshopped her FA. I caught only a minute of their New Orleans arrival...the tee vee doesn't lie. That ginormous ass blocks out the sun.
ReplyDelete<span>I knew for sure today that they have seriously photoshopped her FA. I caught only a minute of their New Orleans arrival...the tee vee doesn't lie. That ginormous ass blocks out the sun.</span>
ReplyDeleteHam hocks.
ReplyDeleteReally, I'm on the floor laughing! :-D :-D
ReplyDeleteObviously, the simplest of actions is beyond him! Guess Mommy and whoever was his Daddy never taught him how to handle an umbrella!
ReplyDeleteAnd MOO has a terrified look and is ducking...from what?
Brains? NOT!
WTF is he doing?
ReplyDeletePlease don't tell me he lifted the umbrella over that bar, rather than just turning it sideways to get it through the gateway.
Obviously the simplest of actions are beyond his brain capacity. Guess Mommy and whoever was his Daddy never taught him how to handle an unbrella!
ReplyDeleteLook at MOO's face...she looks scared...and why is she ducking?
The shot is courtesy of I Own the World
Oh my goodness. My ten-year-old niece knows better than to sit like that.
ReplyDeleteLadies and gentlemen, the most intellectual occupant of the White House ever! LOL! Looks like a candidate for the FAILblog site to me.
ReplyDeleteLook at those chubby arms.
ReplyDeleteOh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear.
ReplyDeletehahaha!
ReplyDeleteThere...Now they're all tied up in knots!
ReplyDeleteTheir favorite hobby: eating!
ReplyDeleteDid anyone ever read that wonderful book to their kids, The Stupids Step Out? That's the caption that immediately came to mind. Four Ivy League degrees between them, and they can't negotiate that gate with an umbrella. For the love of Pete.
ReplyDeleteWe're going to need a bigger umbrella!
ReplyDeleteShe sits like a crude cow.
ReplyDeleteShe's saying, "Git that damn umbrella over here before I slap you upside your foolish head!"
ReplyDeleteLOLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteOur Lady of Lard-ess.
ReplyDeleteMOO looks desperate.
ReplyDeleteOur Lady of Lard-esse.
ReplyDeleteD'oh!
ReplyDeleteWhere's the umbrella posse ? :)
ReplyDeleteMOTUS...I read today that the "hundreds" of people who attended the rally left the grounds totally trash free. Speaking of garbage, the environmentally conscious leftards who attended BO's coronation left behind 100 tons of trash. Butt they saved a good number of cleaning crew jobs.
ReplyDeleteActually they're the First Squatters.
ReplyDeleteThere we go again taking jobs away from union workers. LOL!
ReplyDelete**headsmack**
ReplyDeleteThat is beyond embarassing. I never thought I'd send a plea out to Hillary Clinton about anything but...
"Help! we need your pantsuits, STAT!!"
Napolean Dynamite is a great movie -- vy dumb and heartwarming and sort of realistic, too.
ReplyDeleteWhat a sad picture - BO back with Malia, MO dragging little sausage along.
ReplyDeleteYes, it will be a challenge. I must document all Nub Bun Brigade appearances and analyze the subtle message.
ReplyDeleteI think we'll learn that Malia was having issues and suffering from the White House and Failed Presidency experience and BO became vy attentive because he felt guilty. Remember, Malia made the remark before his first address as Prez, "First African-American to make that speech? It better be good." Or words to that effect. She's old enough to know he's tanking and racist enough to bear the extra burden of seeing it all through race-colored angry glasses.
ReplyDeleteThe first FLOTUS to answer the question, "Does she shave?"
ReplyDeleteShe wears the Bun Nub in public situations!
ReplyDeleteMadame, I thought you were calling her hips "ass blocks!" LOL.
ReplyDeleteGranny, was it something about a vaudeville act?
ReplyDeleteThis pic has gone viral. Drudge has it.
ReplyDeleteHe also has a great one of Pooty-Poot with his uber-manly whaling crossbow and President Urkel on his girly-cycle.
The First Moochers
ReplyDeleteI see we're messing about with Once in a Lifetime. Gonna have to cut the lyrics down a bit and use the chorus only once.
ReplyDeleteShe looked terrific, didn't she. I wish I could get used to her voice. Her message is so good and I like her a lot, but her voice is fatiguing to me.
ReplyDeleteShe never wears a slip and she stands so awkwardly, you could trace the outline of her massive legs, those thighs, that belly, through her dress.
ReplyDeleteShe is a huge woman almost six feet tall. Easy to lose that perspective in little photos.
He will live to regret that photo of himself riding the too small girly bike. What an image for the president of the free world. Where is his marketing person who shapes his brand? President Urkel, that's a good one.
ReplyDeleteMotus--Congratulations on the success of your blog-- Look at all the respnses to your great post. I'm sure your family is very proud.
ReplyDeletePoor guy. I imagine he's trying to avoid the wrath of MO by preventing even a droplet of water to hit that hair nub. She would probably melt like a certain wicked witch of lore. On second thought......
ReplyDeleteWoops! Busy messing about and didn’t get to the the comments in time.
ReplyDeletePiggish pose
ReplyDeleteAnd in keeping with her fashion icon status, she is wearing her nasty fugly green shoes to compliment her disgusting, hideous dress. She is so ugly and disgusting.
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