Thursday, September 2, 2010

Dancing in the O-zone.

Here is the big news of the week, so far: Lady M is bringin’ dancin’  to the Big White! Happy feet are here again. The series kickoff on September 7 is a tribute to Judith Jamison, retiring artistic director of the Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater.

We’ll also be kicking off our Fall ‘No Childs’ Fat Behind’ season with a special hula hooping lesson by Lady M:

Since Judith is now available for private consultation, Big Guy is considering hiring her as head coach for his ongoing dance contest series with the leaders of the Middle East. First thing she’ll have to do though is teach him how to lead:

 220px-Thalia_and_Barack_Obama_croppedBig Guy, following the moves of Thalia. That got him hot water! 

…and move,

barack-obama-dancingQue es mas macho? 

More like Lady M does:

 _44999513_michelle_ap466 Again, we ask: who is most macho? 

In Big Guy’s defense however, it does help if you have a booty to shake.

Butt speaking of the dance series: yesterday we held the obligatory pre-show photo ops with the latest contestants for the Noble Peace Prize, Mid-East division:

peace talks Contestants Mahmoud Abbas, Benjamin Netanyahu, King Abdullah II and Hosni Mubarak: they all look like they’re wee-weed up.

I don’t know who to tell you to put your money on for the dancing crown this season, but I can tell you who the “biggest loser” will be, if you want to bet on that: Bebe. The fix is definitely in on that one.

sucking lemonsSucking Lemons

 x610The march of the wooden soldiers: Left wingman, fall back!

mubarak, netanyahu abbas “Try not to look like hostages, boys.”

 

Be sure to tune in for the season finale. We’ll have one of our trade mark “dancing in the O- zone” celebrations:

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22 comments:

  1. Thwack!!! Zing!!! And it's over the fence and GONE!
    Another one out of the park, MOTUS!
    Scrolling down, I was LOL and then, just when I thought it couldn't get any better, there it was!

    One of the BEST and most hilarious vids to date.
    Thanks for resurrecting this. (Weeks ago I looked for it and thought it had... erm...'disappeared'.)
    It's unfortunate that you weren't with MO at Ellen's studio, or she wouldn't have appeared on the telly with those lobster shells from lunch stuck to her boobage belt area.
    Tsk...how embarrassing. (Is that even possible?)
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  2. MichelleIndependentSep 2, 2010 09:31 AM
    Another great post, MOTUS!!

    I just saw an interesting slideshow about Mr. Hide-My-Documents.

    Hmmmm... What is Barry really hiding?

    Video put together by ChrissytheHyphenated at Hillbuzz and worth a look. The ending may surprise you.

    http://hillbuzz.org/2010/09/02/wheres-the-birth-certificate/
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  4. MichelleIndependentSep 2, 2010 10:42 AM
    Barry and MOO are having their own Dance Show called
    "Dancing with the Czars."
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  5. MichelleIndependentSep 2, 2010 10:43 AM
    Michelle Antoinette wants to be entertained; summon the dancers!
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  6. Great post, MOTUS. Love the dancing video! I've been doing hurrican prep but found a little time to do some redecorating of the funeral parlor--I mean Oval Offfice.
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  7. I do not think kings like to bring up the rear even for the One's photo-op. They chopped him out of the close up pick although Mubarak seems amused as hell by the formation of geese gone awry.
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  8. I KNEW I'd seen that exact decor somewhere!  It looks just like the sociology department lounge at Princeton University. 
    I do not kid.

    LOL at your video and post, MOTUS. And Michelle Independent, thanks for the hillbuzz link.  I think the explanation is perfectly plausible.
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  9. Um, I mean the decor of the actual Oval Office, not MJ's improvement.
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  10. Fort Bliss, Aug. 31

    Big bestows his blessing on the troops after promising he would only shake their hands and tell them to turn the page.  This guy doesn't seem to appreciate the blessing.  He looks like he's either suppressing the urge to vomit or the urge to kick Big Guy's ass all the way back to Mecca.
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  11. I think the expression on the black soldier is noteworthy.
    "Hey, Bro...back off...I. mean. NOW."
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  12. And the Wons actually believe they are "repairing" our image thoughout the world?
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  13. OK...thanks to MOTUS, now I've got 'dance fever'!
    Here's a little something I came across.
    ***Graphic Warning***
    Video contains disturbing images of Algore and Bwahney Fwank!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahwi2s45Mlo
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  14. michelle es la mayoría del machista de todos
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  15. Granny Jan,
    Funny, when I read today's post I actually thought about 'Dancing Queen'.  Beautiful, just love it!
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  16. MichelleIndependentSep 2, 2010 11:21 AM
    They do look like a formation of geese! (sort of) LOL

    They can't be, though, because the goose out front is supposed to know what he's doing.
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  17. Very good. I'm thinking of making my next video on he redo so make some more!
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  18. Excellent Jan, but I want you to know you have forever ruined my favorite ABBA song. Ha, ha, ha. I will never hear it without thinking of this regime as they dance while we burn. Aren't they so cool? Who wants their president to be cool? What pathetic pos they are. 
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  19. "Holy Goat", LOL!  MJ, that is too funny. 
    Going by the look soldier gave him, the thought bubble over his head would probably read: "Take your (blank) hand off my shoulder, Sir!"
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  20. MI, very interesting. The one thing we know for sure is that BO is definitely hiding something.
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  21. Here are some memorable moves from our 'Dancing Queen' south of the border:
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  22. You do know that Dancing Queen is a kind of gay antheum? It's so bad it's good.
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