Friday, September 10, 2010

POTUS – TOTUS = DOTUS

The Presser is, mercifully, over. All I want to say right now is POTUS minus TOTUS equals DOTUS (Doofus of the United States).

Things got off to a good start: TOTUS was on a roll:

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And then the speech was over, the questions began, and TOTUS went blank. It’s not that Big Guy didn’t practice – in his econ 101 tutorial last week he even learned how to use “transfer payment” in a sentence. But somehow, all those questions flying at him from out of left field left him a bit, well, tongue-tied. Even though we tried to use our favorite words, like “unprecedented” as often as possible, and blame the Republicans for everything from bad teachers to the “Jewish problem” it didn’t really come off as clean and articulate as we would have liked.

News at 11:00.

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Sheeze, and they used to make fun of GWB?

16 comments:

  1. First time I've seen that video.  I heard the same mis-informed drivel from my grandson and his friends.
    Along with..."McCain is too old", "Palin is stupid", Obama's going to "fix" politics in DC, stop the war, and on and on.
    I asked..what power does the Pres have?  they didn't know.

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  2. MichelleIndependentSeptember 10, 2010 2:16 PM

    It's the "Barry" movie, starring Barry Soetoro as PINO.

    President in Name Only

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  3. srdem65, I kept waiting for some moist and breathlessly eager media sycophant to ask Dear Reader what his "most enchanted moment" has been since the last presser.

    It was a cringe-inducing wretched piece of televised flim-flammery. The best part: Knowing that Dubya was comfortably lounging in his favorite easy chair watching the bumbling donkey orate so very eloquently . . . and LHAO!

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  4. At the jeweler to be REPAIRED?

    What did he do?  Slam someone across the head with it?

    No, it's more than likely being re-sized, as he continues to deal with his wasting-away disease (HIV, AIDS), from his crazy times at Man's Country, here in Chicago.

    Tell me, Barky, was it really worth it?

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  5. BO wears a dye job and MOO wears a wighat. MOTUS, maybe they should swich it around. It might bring some needed change and give them both a fresh start.

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  6. Maybe he took off his wedding ring to get lucky . . .

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  7. Let me be perfectly.... uhhhhhhhh.....uhhhhhhh......duhhhhhhhhhh(!).....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
    .uhhhhhhhhh...-c-l-e-a-r-uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
    (wait for laugh from audience0
    (check for spittle on chin) 

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  8. Of course we are interested in WHICH finger will fall off?  The one he used to insult Hillary, McCain and everyone who dared to question him?
    Besides everything else, the O is a coward: give the finger to those who aren't present.

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  9. The Lord of the Flies...might have diabetes.

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  10. Chuck Todd. What a neutered ninny!

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  11. Just as an aside, there are certain drug interactions which can cause cyanotic (blue) lips.  Such as when anxiety-lowering drugs are combined with anti-schizophrenic drugs.

    I'm just sayin' . . .

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  12. He looks like Gumby.

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  13. I'm sure you instructed him on the meaning of "ad hominem" and told him how it is looked down upon in formal debate.

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  14. and not the first time. Of course, he used it for a mtg with business CEOs, too.

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