WooHoo! FLOTUS AND VFLOTUS address the nation’s governors, promoting support for military families.
MO and Jill have a new plan. It might sound like an old plan, but since they just announced it (again) yesterday that makes it a new plan. Today.
Oh, I forgot - the plan:
Because in the end, this is something that I think we can all agree on, no matter where we come from, no matter what we might think about any other issue. We all know that this issue -- this is not a Democrat issue, this is not a Republican issue. This is an American issue. And more importantly, this is an American obligation. It truly is.
It’s about showing our gratitude to that very small group of Americans who make such a tremendous contribution and sacrifice to this country. And it’s about serving the people who sacrifice so much to serve us.
No, heheheh. Don’t be silly. Lady M’s not talking about herself. Is she?
…which is how I came to this issue thinking about the challenges I face and then looking at a military spouse who is shouldering the exact same burden…
…So the thing I had to think about is if I’m feeling sorry for myself in my role with all that I’m juggling, just imagine if I were in their position, with the pressures and the challenges and the uncertainty. But they do it proudly. And that’s the thing that we’ve learned.
Cuz, golly, who could have ever imagined that military families would be proud of their husbands, wives, dads, moms, sons, daughters, brothers and sisters who were serving in the armed forces of the United States – of AMERICA! So you see, all those trips across country and Air Force Won-2 were worth it. Sort of like Hillary’s listening tours.
…So we’re excited. We’re going to gear up. We’re going to be working hard. We’re going to (be) on the road. We’re going to make this fun and exciting. We’re going to pull in businesses and entertainment and sports, and we’re going to pull in all sectors to get behind this effort.
So thank you all in advance, and I look forward to visiting your states. (all 57 of them) So you all take care and good luck.
Good luck indeed! WTF! Win the Future. You know?
Every team has a skinny blonde cheerleader with big boobs
And Big Guy spoke to the governors too, telling them about his WTF campaign:
We need a skilled and educated workforce, a commitment to cutting-edge research and technology, and a fast and reliable transportation and communications network. (Big Guy’s high speed internet train station at the next high speed off ramp) That’s how we’re going to bring new jobs to America, and that’s how we’re going to win the future.
And he even took time to address an issue that’s not even one that he’s personally responsible for:
But let me also say this: I don’t think it does anybody any good when public employees are denigrated or vilified or their rights are infringed upon. We need to attract the best and the brightest to public service. These times demand it. We’re not going to attract the best teachers for our kids, for example, if they only make a fraction of what other professionals make.
Governor Walker’s press secretary, Cullen Werwie, responded for him:
I'm sure the President knows that most federal employees do not have collective bargaining for wages and benefits while our plan allows it for base pay. And I'm sure the President knows that the average federal worker pays twice as much for health insurance as what we are asking for in Wisconsin. At least I would hope he knows these facts.
Which just goes to show how important a press secretary can be. Take Big Guy’s for example: Since Big Guy was busy taking care of union business in Wisconsin, that left it up to JJ to handle foreign affairs this week:
Colonel Qaddafi needs to step aside, to step down. He has lost all legitimacy in the eyes of his people, most importantly, and in the eyes of the world community. He is no longer in a position to credibly lead his nation. And he is, in the meantime, inflicting horrific violence on the people he claims to serve and the people he claims love him -- which is quite a claim indeed. So I won’t put a deadline on it, except to say now would be good.
Big Guy said essentially the same thing last week, butt until you hear it from his press secretary, nobody takes it seriously. For some reason.
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Starts with an nar --ends with an ist..that spells MO and BO. Poor kiddos.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, tell us this is an old photo and she has not pulled the snake skin nightmare with the beaded bib and steering wheel cover piping out of the closet.
ReplyDeleteIf they are going to co-ordinate outfits, perhaps Auntie Jemima ought to insist Jill get into some calico, too. So that they are both dressed like children.
This burden Michelle has - that makes her feel sorry for herself - I suggest she give up her position. And ideally, take her sacrificing husband with her.
ReplyDeleteWow! MOTUS what have you done? My 8th grad Home Ec class is missing an apron. That woman should never be allowed near a dirndl skirt again.
ReplyDeleteWas Mrs. Biden a cheerleader? For real? Silly aging woman trying to hold onto her long gone youth. Pathetic.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, MOO really didn't say that? You're kiddin' right?
ReplyDeleteI did my fourth Team Obama Food Police™ Hungry Kids Edition.
The original went down the memory hole at You Tube, the one that Obama Foodorama foamed in the mouth over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC81nBWK4Sc
That pathetic little "speech" exemplifies what MOO is - a shallow, patronizing, entitled and spoiled bitch.
ReplyDeleteIt’s about showing our gratitude to that very small group of Americans who make such a tremendous contribution and sacrifice to this country. And it’s about serving the people who sacrifice so much to serve us.
I don't call the military community, which includes retirees, "a very small group". She sounds and looks like a child, talking to other children.
Mrs. Obama, do a big favor for the "very small group": pretend you can't see us. Leave us the hell alone. We are not your little pet victims. And as a whole <span>we find you completely repugnant. </span>
Ok I thought you took some creative license with Flo's remarks where she compared her sacrifice to that of military families. So I looked up the actual transcript and have learned a coupled of valuable lessons: Flo's self absorption knows no bounds and never doubt Motus. For her to stand in front of our nation's governors and talk about her job as first lady as overwhelming is bad enough but then to think she can hold a candle to our military families is delusional! She should have said there is no way I can imagine the difficulties you face each day butt we pray this program will some how lighten your load. (A girl can dream can't she?)
ReplyDelete"…So the thing<span> I</span> had to think about is if<span> I’m</span> feeling sorry for <span>myself </span>in my role with all that <span>I’m </span>juggling"
ReplyDeleteDear Lord in Heaven - she didn't really say that - did she? >:o
What the hell does she have to juggle with 25 or so people doing her bidding? She's a fool and Jill needs to get a decent hairstylist. It's too blonde and too long. It makes her look squashed.
MOO is rockin' that bedspread, is she not?!
ReplyDeleteAnd daggers at Jill: MOO is jealous of just about any other woman, especially blond, slim ones.
<span>MOO's biggest burdens are her scowl, her massive Sequoia thighs, and her losing combo of arrogance and ignorance.
ReplyDeleteIf only she could cast off those burdens...</span><span></span>
"<span>Starts with an nar --ends with an ist.."</span>
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<span>nar...whal...ist???</span>
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<span>narwhalist?</span>
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<span>One who loves whales with unicorn spikes?</span>
I so wish I could tell you that, butt it was repurposed from Big Guy's speech to the UN last September. It's part of Lady M's "Homey, Americana, Fly-over Housewife" collection.
ReplyDeleteLinky to the transcript embedded above (the plan), if you can bear it.
ReplyDeleteI'm only here to reflect the truth (unless a little white lie is necessary).
And yes, we can dream.
They will both be able to cast off their burdens and stop sacrificing on 1-20-2013. :-D
ReplyDeleteOMG, I didn't say that, did I?
Shhhh! Don't tell anybody. I'll snatch it out of her closet tonight and send it back to your Home Ec class in the morning.
ReplyDeleteYes, she really did.
ReplyDelete100% agreement on Dr. Jill's do. Butt we enjoy looking like a teenage cheerleader.
"…which is how<span> I</span> came to this issue thinking about the challenges<span> I</span> face and then looking at a military spouse who is shouldering the exact same burden…"
ReplyDelete*thud*
More rollin' than rockin' I think.
ReplyDeleteOh, if only MO were handling the same problems as a military wife, that is, if only BO were in a far, far off country where there was a chance he might not come back.
ReplyDeleteWhat a heartless person. Did the governors have the decency to boo?
Dear First Fairy Barry:
ReplyDeleteWe HAVE a skilled and educated workforce, a commitment to cutting-edge research and technology, and a fast and reliable transportation and communications network that you and your fellow travellers are doing everything in your power to defeat and destroy.
Africa called; they need you to come home and "fix things up" for them too. After all the "help" you've bestowed on White Americans, it does seem a little "racist" to ignore your own ancestors.
Have a nice trip,
CR
There’s no official confirmation on dR Jill’s Wiki or on my hard drive, butt I’m pretty darn sure she was a cheerleader in high school and college. She has this picture hanging in her office with the caption plate “U of D Days”. That would be the University of Delaware.
ReplyDeleteYou can tell I have young kids. On seeing that first picture, my immediate thought was Lesley Hall's "glitter hands"!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agU0mADqVQo
Mo the pugnacious twit....doesn't measure up to one little pinky of our troops or their families. She should be forced to sit and watch the homecomings of our troops. Maybe then she would stop whining about her miserable life in Big White. What sacrifice is she moaning about? Why, the sacrifice she made to give a speech in Big White. Total Asshat!! >:o
ReplyDeletere: daggers at Jill. This is something that consistently infuriates me. WHY is MO always so oblivious to the fact that there are cameras on her at public events? If she's not glaring or pouting, she's pretending she's Jim Carey in The Mask. Someone so freaking self-important ought to be a little more self-conscious.
ReplyDeleteWoo-hoo! Today I managed to say something before being gazillion's comment!
ReplyDeleteI feel for MO, as usual. Just think about it - juggling all those pesky assistants, all those pesky security people, smiling instead of scowling, and all other RESPAHSIBILITIES, you name it. All this wearing just little 1950-es housewife dress, you think it easy! It's waaaaaay more comlicated than managing your brood of rascals while your stinking hubby serves overseas. You, little people just have no clue, as usual.
Carney said this with a straight face, huh?
ReplyDelete[President Obama] needs to step aside, to step down. He has lost all legitimacy in the eyes of his people, most importantly, and in the eyes of the world community. He is no longer in a position to credibly lead his nation.
I agree, now would be good.
Aw.. she's growing... figuratively speaking! There is no stopping her now! Before we know it, she'll be loving this country and if everything goes well, she'll finally be ashamed of her husband! Good luck learning to be happy, Michelle. You really need it.
ReplyDelete'All the things I juggle ?' What would they be,exactly, her thighs and butt ?
ReplyDeleteWhen I think back to raising 6 kids, having a high pressure job, I guess I was too busy to learn 'juggling.' Damn, I did have a childhood dream of running away with the circus,but forgot to learn how to juggle... Since Moo is so good at this skill, maybe she will feel less sorry for herself if she applies to Barnum and Bailey next time they're in town...
Somebody pleeeze give that bitch a prozac..
That's how it sounded to me as well, that she was speaking to children. I guess that affirmative action education she recieved didn't include a speech class.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't believe the excerpts either, so I clicked on the link.
ReplyDeleteAlas, it's all true. In fact, MOTUS left out some details. This just bowled me over:
"...thinking about the challenges I face and then looking at a military spouse who is shouldering the exact same burden -- juggling play dates and CARPOOLS...."
"juggling play dates and CARPOOLS"???
The closest MOO has gotten to 'car pooling' is picking up the phone to order up Air Force Won-Two to take her shopping.
Pathetic.
Playdates? Carpools? Is MAO talking about Barry's daily 'burger runs' to avoid that pesky 'Official Sign Sheet' at the White Hut? I thought iReggie did all that...
ReplyDeleteWhere to start? The purple coordination...a little subliminal 'solidarity' with SEIU and Wisconsin? Yeah...my tinfoil is full shiny regala...the now annoying notice of 'Military families?' oh please...I guess the polling on "No Fat Kids Behinds...Let Them Moo" must be almost as bad as Duh Won's polling. An all out AirFarceToo! assualt on all 57 states must be in the offing...I hope Koopie packs alot of designer (though NOT House of Dior--people are so 'literal') snackies for the plane rides in her Ferragamo "OdeDeHeftyCinch" sack!
In her defense, constant traveling and partying IS exhausting. Or so I've heard.
ReplyDelete"...thinking about the challenges I face and then looking at a military spouse who is shouldering THE EXACT SAME BURDEN..."
ReplyDeleteWow, her narcissism and delusions of grandeur know no bounds. Even more astounding is the fact that she was allowed to say that in public speech; that no one at the WH pulled her aside beforehand and told her, "Hey Michelle, it is NOT all about you."
BTW, if she is so empathetic towards military families, what exactly has she done since she took them up as a 'cause'.
In that last picture, is Barry trying to get his courage up to pull the chair out from under Big Moo? It would be a suicidal move on his part, butt he does look tempted!
ReplyDeleteThe O'Walton Collection..
ReplyDeletesophie,
ReplyDeleteIf she is talking about her thighs and butt, that would be, "all things that jiggle"
Its uncensored remarks like this that signal their masters are treating them as dispensable.
ReplyDeleteAll those speech writers, all those professional, savvy PR people and there is no modification on how they present themselves?
If you recall, someone who knew better sent her out in a cocktail dress and chandelier earrings for a posthumous medal of honor presentation.
The Obama's have no friends.
Is that a new shorter wighat (or as Obots insist, hairstyle) MO is sporting?
ReplyDeleteReally well done video, Jan. Especially the way you spliced in her own words. Truly frightening.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's the hair hat she's going to wear to the Kentucky Derby.
ReplyDeleteGreat Vid Granny Jan! In the picture above she looks like a mean lunch lady. In your video she sounds like a mean lunch lady - and inarticulate as well.
ReplyDeleteLynn - very bad news on O'Really last night. BO's approval rating - 49%! For some reason it is moving up. He will drum up enough babies, illegals and dead people to make up the two point spread he needs to win. So we might be dealing with the "sacrificin" beech for six more years. I need to get on some medication.
ReplyDelete"Carpools" and "playdates" must poll better than "a girls night out", "a manicure" and "a pedicure" things MO talked about the last time she talked (to Oprah) about the military and how we can help them. She went on, "Everywhere I went there were stories that were completely unfamiliar (whatever that means) and those were the stories of military women.. their stories took my breath away."
ReplyDeleteThen instead of giving at least one example of such a story, MO went on to talk about...you guessed it: herself, "..I vowed then that if my husband had the honor of serving our country that I would be that voice..." and that whenever she feels sorry for herself she thinks of their sacrifice and "...I suck it up because of these families."
OMG, Granny J! I hope you don't get in trouble with our unafficial food initiative's official blog!
ReplyDeleteBe careful out there.
Oh, I forgot: I loved it! Butt don't tell anyone.
ReplyDeleteAnnie - I think they hire people they owe. Also, I believe they are intimidated by real intellects and avoid surrounding themselves with superiors. Any smart CEO of a company hires the best and brightest to help them run the ship. He just hires half-baked cronies. **Not that the Won would listen to anyones's advice, being the smartest man in the universe.
ReplyDeleteThe coarse texture, sort of rusty color, and odd "styling" of late reveals that she is giving her own mangled hair another chance. And is mangling it anew. That doesn't mean there's not a rat or mat or weave or whatever underneath it to give it a little support (for those updos), but the stuff that starts with the Brillo at the edge of her forehead is hers. IMNSHO.
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with that woman?! Doesn't she know that she looks like the maid and Biden looks much more refined and professional? Unbelievable.
ReplyDeleteMOO's piehole: junk goes in and junk comes out.
ReplyDeleteIts the 'Sharpton 'do.'
ReplyDeleteEven skinny, pale, Sharon Stone sported won at the Oscars.
Apparently it IS the hairstyle of choice of the liberal glitterati.
Jill didn't get the meme.
Oh wow...that was great...butt, I have to tell you, I neveh, eveh, noticed before your BRILLIANT video...that the 'logo' (green) on the skewl lunch menu (kids legs, 'supposedly' kicking a ball) is BIG M!!!
ReplyDeleteM for Me!chelle no doubt...and don't eveh forget it (suckahs).
Who says the pols do anything subliminal?
Nobody can make me believe that's a real number. But I can believe taht the media outlets want us to THINK it's a real number.
ReplyDeleteThere you are, Vereteno. I met a Russian woman who taught me to make real borscht. My new favorite soup!
ReplyDeleteHe's imagining a whoopie cushion placed just so...
ReplyDeleteHi Vereteno! Good to hear from you!
ReplyDeleteYes, we're still busy here, juggling along. Of course there's no way for the little people to really understand everything that we must do. Butt we know that, and that's why we tolerate them.
Hope your "spinning" is going well.
He's still frozen into a straight-faced, deer-in-the-headlight stare. I suspect he'll thaw sometime around Easter (Rites of Spring Holiday).
ReplyDeleteDo you think there's an app for that?
ReplyDeleteI think I'd like a prozac too.
ReplyDeleteI have nothing to add to this thread. I think you've all pretty well covered it.
ReplyDelete"Everywhere I went there were stories that were completely unfamiliar (whatever that means)
ReplyDeleteIt means, of course - and I think you knew it all along - that they weren't about her.
Ha! As if.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the Kama sutra to keep ole Joe happy / hopping ?
ReplyDeleteI think his poll numbers have gone up because the lapdog media is desperately trying to keep propping up their imploding Messiah. Here's Politico doing its part:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.politico.com/news/stories/0211/50308.html
But check this out:
http://hotair.com/archives/2011/02/23/gallup-that-electoral-map-for-obama-in-2012-starting-to-look-grim/
According to the electoral map that Gallup released recently. Only the states in the dark green (the East coast states, CA, WA, IL and HI) does BO have above an average rating, everywhere else he is average(which is 47%) or below average. And if the election were held today BO would be blown out of the water. So I'd rather dwell on this and hope and pray that the people wake up before 2012:
The weird thing is that if they had made the pale green states a bright, angry red, and turned the dark green states black - they would have made an accurate picture. This colored map is totally manipulated, and not to be trusted, either: green means money, insinuating the economy, and varying the shades seems to portray that they just aren't decided, or maybe too busy to poll. A lot of people I know are spitting mad. Some have voter regret, and many won't even speak the Won's name. I think 2012 is going to be a big surprise to the Mother-Land-Fucker in chief.
ReplyDeleteCorrection: Jill looks like she has a validating sex life. We just can't imagine with whom.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't want to imagine with whom.
ReplyDeleteWhy do they feel the need to lighten MO's complexion? Notice for instance how much lighter Dr Jill's dress appears in picture 2 in comparison to picture 1. Even the red stripes of the flag in picture 2 appear to be an orangey red. Contrast it to its actual color as seen in the corner of picture 3.
ReplyDeleteIt is just a pet peeve; but it does bother me that MO, as a Black woman, does not find it objectionable. Unfortunately it also makes Jill look even more like a washed up, I mean, washed out blond.
Gran, THAT was beauti-mous!
ReplyDeleteYou must have been editing with a hammer, as you definitely hit the nail on the head!
This presumptuous (notice I did not write 'sumptuous!') bee-yotch, who lives in her own fantasyland, has no degree in nutrition, has not been a practicing lawyer for almost 17 years, and most certainly is not the kind of 'mother' even the loneliest of child would be looking for.
She is anathema...and an evil Alinskyite, who inhabits a world of 'sicko-phants' (A$$-kissers), apparently, who seem to think if she shows up in a 1950s 'house dress', more people will believe her.
My years in video production taught me many things, one of which is: frames and fields. The video signal is split somehow; you must make the edit on the FRAME, not on the field.
I seem to have found a field, however; and it's a lucky find, indeed. As MOTUS shows us, the back of MOO's top is PURPLE. Jilly is also wearing PURPLE.
This is their tribute to SEIU, in spite of the fact they were speaking about families of the military.
In one 'field', I discovered that which you see below:
Bill the Cat has returned to express his feelings. Whether they refer to SEIU or the house dress, I cannot discern.
I like the 'everywhere' I go part...She has probably spent less time with actual military people than many of us spend with our local veterinarians in a year. Or podiatrist...or optician..depending on the scope of our problems.
ReplyDeleteHow about the Motown show for kids when she was saying essentially, "You ahve the wonderful example of the musicians, me, Buh-ROCK before you, but we see you in us and you see us in you." She is the least accomplished person on the stage, even less than Buh-ROCK, but she thinks that just walking around in an expensive dress and being an AfAm with AFFAct degrees makes her a living goddess of inspiration.
ReplyDeleteWTF!!!
ReplyDelete…So we’re excited. We’re going to gear up. We’re going to be working hard. We’re going to (be) on the road. We’re going to make this fun and exciting. We’re going to pull in businesses and entertainment and sports, and we’re going to pull in all sectors to get behind this effort.
ReplyDeleteThis is about their "appreciate the military effort?" More trips for MoochMO, doubtless to military bases with four-star hotels and dancing sites nearby. "Fun and exciting" -- isn't that about what MoochMO demands from life every day? And what is this businesses and entertainment and sports crap --is she going to out-do Bob Hope with the appearances, what are businesses going to do?
Everything for her is about some effort that brings all sorts of people together with her as the spearhead, getting the most attention, being the leader, and sporting some costly effort. It's all a partay and a vaycay. God forbid she stay at home and do something heartfelt, small and sincere for military people. No, she needs to go on the road! To chat up businesses, etc., and get them involved in the fun and excitement.
Does she realize that many military families deal with their loved ones being in danger, having been killed, or permanently harmed by battle. Do these people really need MoochMO popping in a la Oprah with the Fun and Excitementmobile?
The exact same burden? Like how to demand that bec you are paying your personal expenses you have final say over which spot you'll be skiing in and flying there at taxpayer expense?
ReplyDelete"<span>Does she realize that many military families deal with their loved ones being in danger, having been killed, or permanently harmed by battle. Do these people really need MoochMO popping in a la Oprah with the Fun and Excitementmobile?"</span>
ReplyDeleteShe makes me want to yack...and trust me, I don't need any help in the throwing up department at the moment. Grrrrr
Love the *thud*, cat!
ReplyDeleteOf late, I have become quite concerned re: the SANITY of MOO and BOO-WHO?.
One would think, when one feels 'down' in a different city (as does MOO), one would want to 'go back home'? BUTT--neither of them has been here since last Memorial Day.
It's interesting to note that the OOOs acquired this 'mansion' with the help of Tony Rezko, the cheesy Syrian Chicago thug who is 'under the care of' the Illinois penal system. (Rezko was also a great friend of Chicago's newly-elected mayor--"Ballerino" Rahm Emanuel).
I must say, the 'black helicopters' have been flying less frequently since Axelrod and Emanuel are back in Chicago. BUTT, I did catch Rahm at the Motown thing last week.
MOO is not even 'sneaking' back here to Chicago, to enjoy what must be a beautiful house in Hyde Park. I feel she rarely thinks of it, if at all.
Remember, cat: this is a 'thang' with too much time on her hands and too many serviles kissing up to her. She has always felt 'entitled'...and I cannot wait for the downfall of this administration (which, of course, will be of its own doing--though they would NEVER admit it!).
It seems they have both become insanely obsessed with power and money...that lovely combo which tends to get people killed (literally or figuratively).
Ther is nothing real about the MSM!
ReplyDeleteYeah!
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm feeling vicious today. You tell 'em, Richard. Very charming, indeed! Doesn't he have a brother in a shanty needing his help? I wish I had one smidgin of BettyAnn's brilliant way with words today. This one really hit me in the gut.
I couldn't make it through the clip -- it seems like a receipt for ADHD.
ReplyDeleteWhat age kids like this?
Can you imagine MoochMO doing that dance? LOL.
Thanks. Wouldn't hate it if you had to pose your hands all the time? That's how affected she is. Nothing is real with these two. (BO and her)
ReplyDeleteActually, MOTUS, it looks as though his 'personal trainer' from Chicago, whom he flies in once a week, has been really helping him to look more and more like "DEATH WARMED-OVER".
ReplyDeleteBarky's lookin' a bit on the sickly side again.
sophie: It seems that MOO and Prozac have been BFFs for quite awhile, doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteTrue...very, very true.
ReplyDeleteI remember when MoochMO first hit the White House she said that she wanted to do something other than "hug military families," which wasn't important to her at that time. I don't know what has changed except perhaps she and BO have realized that military families can be counted upon to be polite around the Obamas bec he is their Commander in Chief.
ReplyDeleteMO IS AN I-D-I-O-T P-O-S-E-U-R.......There is no hope for her or him or them! She has not ONE SINGLE idea of what our military families do. Her term of 'sacrificing 'TO' " (as to a heathen idol, which she equates with the U.S.of A.) is completely wrong. She SHOULD say, "sacrificing FOR...family, country, freedom..liberty...justice...etc...." Her lack of knowledge, education and intelligence never ceases to amaze me; nevermind her total lack of ANY class or graciousness at all.........I have to shut up before my eyes start to shoot blood. >:o
ReplyDeleteI cringe when I see all that coarse brillo hair at her hairline. Some of it nearly touches her eyebrows compared to normal people. Why doesn't she clean up her hairline? Is that shadow fuzz attractive in her world?
ReplyDeleteOh, yuck! Something's in my throat!
ReplyDelete*cough, cough*
What a freaking tool this 'thang' is!
Here is the official WH video of this joint star turn. Turn the sound off and watch Moo as Jill Biden speaks. Note that she twiddles her thumbs throughout. Stonily stares, sometimes up and down, and then does the smug little closed mouth smirk from time to time.
ReplyDeleteYou're right - she doesn't realize how bad she looks, the effects she exudes - and that the camera picks it all up.
http://www.whitehouse.gov/photos-and-video/video/2011/02/28/first-lady-michelle-obama-and-dr-jill-biden-address-national-gover
<span>Nicely snarked, bettyann! 8-) </span>
ReplyDeleteI think everyone is afraid of her at the WH and wouldn't dare cross her.
ReplyDeleteHere's a before and after photo of the kind of nasolabial correction that has made her look kind of blowfishy:
ReplyDelete"Known as nasolabial folds, these unlikeable lines result when fat is lost from the area around the mouth. With age comes changes in facial fat, and this loss of volume results in nasolabial folds. <img></img>
How your doctor can treat it: Hylauronic acid fillers like Juvederm and Restylane are best for filling in these lines.
How you can treat it at home: The next best thing to injectables that doesn’t require the use of a needle is a topical product that claims to add volume."
http://cosmetictutor.com/blog/?paged=2
Here's a before and after photo of the kind of nasolabial correction that has made her look kind of blowfishy:
ReplyDelete"Known as nasolabial folds, these unlikeable lines result when fat is lost from the area around the mouth. With age comes changes in facial fat, and this loss of volume results in nasolabial folds. <img></img>
How your doctor can treat it: Hylauronic acid fillers like Juvederm and Restylane are best for filling in these lines.
How you can treat it at home: The next best thing to injectables that doesn’t require the use of a needle is a topical product that claims to add volume."
http://cosmetictutor.com/blog/?paged=2
I think I've really learned something from MOO. It's all about ME!
ReplyDeleteI think I am really learning to hate, personally loathe, <span>anathematize, and - to quote Oliver Wendell Holmes - develop a mortal antipathy, to someone I don't even know personally. I really, truly, think I hate MOO. I find her ethics, principals, and demeanor repugnant. Were it not for the snark I don't think I'd be able to look upon her unfortunate mug with any equanimity at all. UG. I don't hate easily but MOO is quite a teacher.</span>
I vote for a hefty shot of thorazine or haldol.
ReplyDeleteThat's why GW Bush chose Cheney for VP: he wanted the advice of someone really smart. BO, by contrast, chose Slow Joe Biden, because he didn't want to be standing next to someone who would make his own incompetence even more glaringly obvious.
ReplyDeleteInjain - I'd love to see a list of the governors who attended. I'll bet all the good ones stayed home.
ReplyDeleteJules - once again - thanks! I feel some hope now.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, I have been a "lurker" on your blog for awhile. This is my first post. Poor MOO, we have to feel for her daily sacrifices on our behalf. Tomorrow, she will be sacrificing anew -- it seems that Big Guy is handing out awards to "20 titans of creativity" at Big White. So MOO must be girding her loins to sacrifice once again. Unfortunately, one of the awardees, Meryl Streep (who also happens to be Big Guy's favorite actress) won't be there. She's in London on location, interpreting the life of that crazy Tory woman, Margaret Thatcher.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS - please add "Slow Joe" to your nicknames for Joey (if not already there). It suits him to a tee.
ReplyDeleteShe looks beautiful! Especially, um, standing next to the first narcissist who is wearing an outfit made from two different patchwork tablecloths.
ReplyDeleteJim Carrey in the mask, LMAO! Good one!
ReplyDeleteNo, but I'm willing to bet she's got the jumpsuit.
ReplyDeleteAnd, after they come home, they struggle to get proper medical care, to keep a roof over their heads... Perhaps instead of gallavanting about having fun, she could take the funds and give them to military families struggling to get a meal on the table every night. Or, simplify disability benefits so it's not a freakin' obstacle course. Something useful, dammit!
ReplyDeleteFirst Fairy, OMG!! Love it!!!
ReplyDeleteNo, ain't happenin'.
ReplyDeleteThank you, MichelleIndependent. I feel better now.
ReplyDeletebet she doesn't need a whoopie cushion, if you know what I mean, considering the way she eats. Ok, that's gross, even for me, but, I can't take it anymore!!!
ReplyDeleteUgh, I am such a slacker with my "butt"s!
ReplyDeleteOk, so I saw the new press secretary on the news the other day, first time (I don't watch much cable news anymore). So I have a question, since when did we allow twelve year olds to be press secretary? Are there any adults anywhere in the White House. Stupid, stupid question... (sadly) And, I don't mean this to be tiny and italicized, butt, I can't change it back to normal.p.s. I should not insult twelve year olds
ReplyDeleteBelieve it or not, he seems to be an improvement over Gibbsy.
ReplyDeleteI tried to watch it with the sound off during Biden's turn at the podium and got bored after the "woo hoo-ing" about the previous night's par-tay so I moved the video ahead to MOO's turn at the mic and turned the sound back on. WTF! Comparing herself to military wives worried about play dates and carpools!?! That woman has no sense of reality at all. I was a Navy brat and she has no clue what my mom and we kids went through. I want to bitch slap her.
ReplyDeleteBettyAnn, are you putting a dollop of sour cream in your borscht? Not sure if it is traditional Russian to do that, but I used to enjoy it that way.
ReplyDeleteGoddamn it John Smith. My Bad:
ReplyDelete"MOO must be girding her loins to sacrifice once again"
All this time, we assumed IT was a woman!!
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ReplyDeletePlague Fairy...it's been a hard winter for me so, if I may, adding another GRRRRRR!
ReplyDeleteMOO is the most UNhelpful, UNfeeling, UNappealing and TREACHEROUS woman I have seen as a wife(y) of a Prez...and I have been through 12 (that's TWELVE) Prezes in my lifetime.
And now she's going to take this act on the road (again)?
Creator, please, deliver us of Obama and ALL of his ilk!
That's my many times a day prayer...and I'm stickin' to it!
PF, I feel for you and can relate. MO & BO talking about the military and pretending to care, got to me too. Because to them it is all a sham, a joke. Didn't they both famously sit at a church for decades listening to a guy (who BTW has visited Qaddafi in Libya along with Farakhan) who said 9/11 was "chickens coming home to roast"
ReplyDeleteSo as fellow-snarkers we need to stick together and not let those two get us down. And not waste any of our emotional energy (because hatred hurts youself more than anyone else) on them. But allow it to find outlets in family, service or activism.
Today to cleanse myself from sickening and icky hypocrisy and self-centeredness of MO I re-read the story of Derek Wyatt, a 25 year old marine who made the ultimate sacrifice, that I had read about a month ago. It is poignant, bitter-sweet, sad but heartwarming. He gave his life fighting for our freedoms in Afghanistan 24 hours before his wife gave to their firstborn son:
http://www.gazettenet.com/2011/01/26/marines-face-daunting-task-heavy-price-taking-taliban
(Wyatt is the third marine featured in the above article/link)
http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/dawyatt.htm
Neither MO or BO (our supposed C-in-C) would ever know what sacrifice like this means.
As I note her on my blog labels:
ReplyDelete"Michelle Obama is Insignificant"
Why do I feel this ay about her, you may ask?
Because she was never even 'a twinkle in her Daddy's lap' in 1964, and I was about to graduate from a private parochial high school, where I received an extremely excellent education!
And also because I have experienced many things in my life she never could have...not because I am Caucasian, but because I WORKED MY A$$ OFF TO GET AHEAD IN THIS SEEMINGLY GOD-FORSAKEN WORLD where men control the unions.
I paid extreme dues (5%) to IATSE when I worked "The Blues Brothers" in 1979. A couple years later, when I had worked (as a man beside men) hard, and asked for a 'card', I was offered the equivalent of FOOD SERVICE!
Those who may think they knew me back then, in Milwaukee, Local 18, could not understand quite how hard this was...after heading crews, and hauling cable, and unloading trucks for hours and hours...I didn't make it anywhere near becoming 'one of the guys'--and after covering their butts for over six years, I gave up on the union (though my younger male business partner eventually became Vice Prez...how's that for 'ironing', huh?).
I see the connection, butt I was thinking more "jazz hands."
ReplyDeleteWell, Jules, I'm not certain quite how to respond.
ReplyDeleteDigital cameras, set on Autofocus, tend to respond erratically. Unless one sets the 'WHITE' balance for the situation, one is merely doing 'point and shoot' (which seems to be what we see everyday, from the so-called 'photographers' of national newspapers (and 'videographers' of national news chains).
Somehow, I feel MOO does not have a need to see photos of herself, because she considers herself 'BEAUTIFUL'.
The papers and online news orgs will do as they please (after all, they're the MSM, right?)...and make her to be something she can never, ever be.
I must say: I am a Photoshop (TM) artist, and I would never 'lighten' her, as others do, to make her almost as light as Barky.
She is BLACK, and though we thought she might be 'proud' of that, she is merely trying to be June Cleaver, the Beav's mom...but that's another story, which takes us back to the days of a HUGE Communist threat...or? =-O :( =-O
I'm kind of concerned about his temples: they do seem to be caving in. I hope it's not being caused by a vacuum.
ReplyDeleteHi, I'm back! Didn't beat up any bums today. Had to swear to mPF unit that I would behave or he was going to take the day off to go with me. Anyway, if I knocked over a bum with a union sign, I would be the one in trouble, not him. That's how it works in San FranUnicornCisco. Later!
ReplyDeleteHoly Moly Sable! That's heavy duty stuff. That's what Big Guy himself uses some days.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the burden of the ginormous chip on her/their shoulders.
ReplyDeleteRFP, that just totally sucks.
ReplyDeleteButt you worked on the Blues Bros.? My all time favorite of all times movie!
Oh, BLECH!
ReplyDeleteMOO has this idea she 'has to play the role', but underneath, you can see she does not care...for Jill Biden or the entire topic of military families.
MOO will always be 'clueless', because she was brought up in a Democrat household which enhanced the ideas of socialism...and then she hooked up with Barky...and the whole Alinsky ideology.
I will make a forecast here: their two children will eventually turn against them, as the real truths about both Obamas appear.
May that all come about sooner than we expected!
"Condescension" is her middle name isn't it?
ReplyDeleteShe puts herself up on a pedestal even if no one else does.
ReplyDeleteWhat? Sheila Jackson Lee wasn't available?
ReplyDeleteYes, MOTUS, I was made Stand-by Signwriter on my second day...and was among 'the priveleged' on all location sets.
ReplyDeleteIt was hard work thoug, and I was, for almost three months, the only woman among 53 men. But I had their respect...because they understood what I could do, and what guts it took for me to make things happen.
It's a great memory now...almost like yesterday, if you catch the drift?
Was the poll taken on Puff Ho?
ReplyDeletePurr-fect snarking, Plague Fairy!
ReplyDeleteJay Carney...just another Barky 'sicko-phant'.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that sad? 8-)
Ok Linda, as long as you do it civily.
ReplyDeletePF: I am happy to have no one at home to answer to...and I live in Chicago. It works the same way here, unfortunately, and now that we'll be having 'the Ballerino' as our mayor (as of May 16, 2011), I sure wish I had the $$ to 'get out of Dodge' as it were!
ReplyDeleteDon't ever try to knock over anyone, as we all would miss your tremendous insight into the national problem (the Obamas). Stay safe out there on that other coast...from me here in the Middle Coast (right on Lake Michigan, baby...and lovin' the great lake!).
Hi JS, glad to have another MOD on board!
ReplyDeleteI met Maggie once, back in the Ronnie days. And believe me Meryl is no Maggie Thatcher. Although I'm sure she can play her on the silver screen. That's the magic of movies - we can all suspend our disbelief.
I swear MO's nose is running. Any one else notice this?
ReplyDeleteThere is shiny, wet stuff from nostrils in a line down to edge of upper lip. Continuously noticable from the 10:00 to 16:00 minute section - I could not watch more.
Either she has a cold or her leg grease was mis-applied.
JJ is married to Claire Shipman, and he's going to 46 in May! I know! It's hard to believe. They look and act like 12 year olds, butt they're old enough to be dangerous.
ReplyDeleteFillers were originally used on AIDs patients to help them cover up facial fat loss and keep working without the illness becoming obvious. Baby-0 should probably have some Radiesse.
ReplyDeletePink, what a relief! The next time you wander into the belly of the beast perhaps you should disguise yourself. I'm thinking dodo?
ReplyDeleteI took your advice, Anonymouse, and watched Mitchell during Jill's talk, with the sound off. Mitchell is fascinating to watch because she really has no self-control.
ReplyDeleteHer face becomes angrier and angrier as Jill speaks and eventually one sees the frown line appear. Uh oh, Jill, make those speeches shorter in future.
Also, I imitated with my hands and thumbs what Mitchell was doing with hers. Her thumbs were in constant motion. That's what one does when you really are bored stiff or fed up and you are feeling you can't take it one more minute. And she started doing it as soon as Jill started talking!
Finally, I wondered why governors, who, you know, have jobs and administrations and pretty important things to do, needed to spend any time at all listening to these two spouses who, you know, have no jobs, or administrations, or anything at all important to do.
Are Jill and Mitchell being touted now as experts to give American governors information about the American people that they otherwise would not have?
Fillers were originally used on AIDs patients to help them cover up facial fat loss and keep working without the illness becoming obvious. Baby-0 should probably have some Radiesse.
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! Mobama NEVER stopped twiddling her thumbs!!! (We would refer to that as the "Master Fiddler"!) You have got to be kidding me!!! MOO looked so outrageously insecure and self-conscious and her INCESSANT movement of those thumbs was totally disconcerting! Almost like she was, well -- cant' really say it, but do the images of India and the crotch grab ring any bells? Could not even bring myself to watch more than a minute, but even fast-forwarding the video could not erase her totally unsettling movements.
ReplyDeleteThank you. Been reading and enjoying the comments du jour here - so much insight into our alleged first family. Whatever did we do to deserve this clown act?
ReplyDeleteRegarding the disguise - my Aunt Dodo is fun but a bit loopy and she doesn't fly anymore. I was thinking more along the lines of an eagle . . .
Thank you RPFree! I'm from Chicago too, North Sider near Lake Gitchee-Goomee. Grew up when Daley was Mayor. Not referring to the impostor I call Little Dick, I'm talkin' 'bout Da Mare! Back when being a D-word was not necessarily synonymous with being a communist/socialist operative. Or a community organizer. Back then, they were still called what they really were - agitators! Or "sh*t-stirrers, as my father called them.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's when I learned how to be one? =-X
Watched, with sound on. Am becoming a masochist. Must get help.
ReplyDelete1) mA0 is clearly unhappy/bored and all the other emotions noted above. Fidget. Scowl. Smirk. Repeat. Notice that she can only do one of those things at a time. WTF-Barry has not shown her how he multi-tasks. Actually, he hasn't shown anyone how he multi-tasks, he just tells us that he does. Like everything else, we are expected to believe him.
2) when mA0 starts talking, she "umm"s and "uhh"s more in the first 30 seconds than Dr. Jill does in her entire 5 minutes. The entire reading lacks sincerity or feeling. This is not a college graduate performance. mA0 obviously was passed by her profs who did not want to be labeled racist for telling her the truth.
3) Generally, I don't find Dr. Jill nearly so offensive as mA0, except in her choice of husband. Maybe she was dropped on her head during cheerleading practice?
4) while Dr. Jill looks at her notes occasionally, mA0 looks at her notes almost constantly. She must think she is such a superstar that she does not have to read through her speech before delivering it live. mA0 obviously saw her speech for the first time as she read it. Just like her alleged husband does as he reads TOTUS, otherwise he wouldn't get hung up and stumble if the power supply burps.
5) IMHO mA0's outfit (hard to identify it as "clothing"), was probably meant for garden work. Or something. Hideous.
I saw it, too and your comment was right on the money. uh ah uh ah
ReplyDeleteI feel confident that no first lady has ever before uttered these words: "...I'm feeling sorry for myself in my role..."
ReplyDeleteHistoric!
cocaine.
ReplyDeleteCan you believe the gall of this creature? This is one of the most previliged women in America and she talks about struggles and sacrificies. That too when talking about millitary families. How can this selfish narcisistic woman ever compare the sacrificies of millitary families with her "sacrificies" ?
ReplyDeleteHer major sacrifice is that she has to hide her ribs and kofe beef from the prying press and public. Her sacrifice is she has to pretend to understand an average person's struggles while spending millions in her travel and entertainment. Millitary famlies actually have to put up with their loved one's in harm's way while defending America'a freedom. How are these two situations same?
She is beyond clueless, beyong selfish. in fact she is the most shameful First spouse in America ever had or will have. Seriously cant imagine anyone topping her.
Can you believe the gall of this creature? This is one of the most previliged women in America and she talks about struggles and sacrificies. That too when talking about millitary families. How can this selfish narcisistic woman ever compare the sacrificies of millitary families with her "sacrificies" ?
ReplyDeleteHer major sacrifice is that she has to hide her ribs and kofe beef from the prying press and public. Her sacrifice is she has to pretend to understand an average person's struggles while spending millions in her travel and entertainment. Millitary famlies actually have to put up with their loved one's in harm's way while defending America'a freedom. How are these two situations same?
She is beyond clueless, beyong selfish. in fact she is the most shameful First spouse in America ever had or will have. Seriously cant imagine anyone topping her.
Can you believe the gall of this creature? This is one of the most previliged women in America and she talks about struggles and sacrificies. That too when talking about millitary families. How can this selfish narcisistic woman ever compare the sacrificies of millitary families with her "sacrificies" ?
ReplyDeleteHer major sacrifice is that she has to hide her ribs and kofe beef from the prying press and public. Her sacrifice is she has to pretend to understand an average person's struggles while spending millions in her travel and entertainment. Millitary famlies actually have to put up with their loved one's in harm's way while defending America'a freedom. How are these two situations same?
She is beyond clueless, beyong selfish. in fact she is the most shameful First spouse in America ever had or will have. Seriously cant imagine anyone topping her.
Can you believe the gall of this creature? This is one of the most previliged women in America and she talks about struggles and sacrificies. That too when talking about millitary families. How can this selfish narcisistic woman ever compare the sacrificies of millitary families with her "sacrificies" ?
ReplyDeleteHer major sacrifice is that she has to hide her ribs and kofe beef from the prying press and public. Her sacrifice is she has to pretend to understand an average person's struggles while spending millions in her travel and entertainment. Millitary famlies actually have to put up with their loved one's in harm's way while defending America'a freedom. How are these two situations same?
She is beyond clueless, beyong selfish. in fact she is the most shameful First spouse in America ever had or will have. Seriously cant imagine anyone topping her.
Can you believe the gall of this creature? This is one of the most previliged women in America and she talks about struggles and sacrificies. That too when talking about millitary families. How can this selfish narcisistic woman ever compare the sacrificies of millitary families with her "sacrificies" ?
ReplyDeleteHer major sacrifice is that she has to hide her ribs and kofe beef from the prying press and public. Her sacrifice is she has to pretend to understand an average person's struggles while spending millions in her travel and entertainment. Millitary famlies actually have to put up with their loved one's in harm's way while defending America'a freedom. How are these two situations same?
She is beyond clueless, beyong selfish. in fact she is the most shameful First spouse in America ever had or will have. Seriously cant imagine anyone topping her.
Where is Malia?
ReplyDeleteWhere is Malia?
ReplyDeleteThis is a campaign strategy - to appeal to women (even the military family bit is intended to appeal to military wives). Polls show that although O&Co won a lot of female votes, that support has waned.
ReplyDeleteAstute eyes and ears will detect a lot of this manipulation. I believe that Moo's designer 1940s print housedress, sans squirting flowers and major bling, is also part of this image adjustment.
This is a campaign strategy - to appeal to women (even the military family bit is intended to appeal to military wives). Polls show that although O&Co won a lot of female votes, that support has waned.
ReplyDeleteAstute eyes and ears will detect a lot of this manipulation. I believe that Moo's designer 1940s print housedress, sans squirting flowers and major bling, is also part of this image adjustment.
Moo's cousin Mike Shields may end up Chicago police superintendent. Promoted to high police dept. position with little vetting by the present super, he was demoted within months for irregularities. Obviously had some soft landings since then due to his family connection. No time to post link but there's an article in the ChiTrib.
ReplyDeleteMoo's cousin Mike Shields may end up Chicago police superintendent. Promoted to high police dept. position with little vetting by the present super, he was demoted within months for irregularities. Obviously had some soft landings since then due to his family connection. No time to post link but there's an article in the ChiTrib.
ReplyDeleteMoo's cousin Mike Shields may end up Chicago police superintendent. Promoted to high police dept. position with little vetting by the present super, he was demoted within months for irregularities. Obviously had some soft landings since then due to his family connection. No time to post link but there's an article in the ChiTrib.
ReplyDeleteHe-heh..."hard to define it as clothing" -- love it!!
ReplyDeleteMeryl, I'm sure, would good an adequate job; (I happen to think that she is a little overrated and would have preferred to see an British actress play the role) but what I am concerned about is that the filmmakers might inject their politics (as thy often do) into the project and do a hacket job of the life of the Iron Lady.
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly what it looks like.
ReplyDeletem0 and b0 also would not know the sacrifice that Derek Wyatt's family and loved ones have made because if there is no photo op for them, there is no interest from them.
ReplyDeleteJules, I like your ideas about us sticking together (together we stand). I admit to often being depressed over the triumphs of the Iw0ns and what often seems to be the overwhelming tidal waves of socialist and U-thug propaganda and actions. It's like the death of 1,000 cuts and I don't think our side does enough to respond, to give back that same feeling to them. And we have to put up with the squishies on our side. I'm worried that 0bama and his U-thug buddies are going to promote violence this summer, then turn it around and claim they were being "civil" which is, as we know, a w0n-way street.
So how about some good victory stories on our side? Let's get some good news going, and since we know we are monitored by the daily cuss and the huffy-poes, we can give them some indigestion for a change. Maybe even make some heads explode over there. See? I feel better already!
Fox.
ReplyDeleteI'm no particular fan of blonde ex-cheerleaders, but Mrs. Biden is a nice-looking woman who dresses well. Certainly her appearance is no national embarrasment.
ReplyDeleteI knew they had not been back "home" to Chicgao in a long time but didn't know it had been that long.
ReplyDeleteThey are the only Presidential couple within my memory who never or very very seldom go back to their previous residence. Well, maybe the Clintons; I'm not sure that they even had a primary residence.
It seems especially odd given that they have children. You would think they would want to visit "home" much more often, to help keep their chlidren grounded.