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Yesterday was a very big day.
First, we had our annual celebration of Dr. Seuss’ birthday at the Library of Congress, organized by the National Education Association (NEA). The event also served as the kick off of the NEA’s annual "Read Across America Day." In honor of the event, Lady M play-acted her way through “Green Eggs and Ham,” which is really a story about a racist who’s unwilling to give green eggs a chance.
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For the occasion we chose a Marc Jacobs pin-pleated tomato-red skirt with a built in cummerbund. Hot!
A dress change later, we honored the winners of the 2010 National Medal of Arts and National Humanities Medal, organized by the other NEA, the National Endowment of the Arts.
A huge disappointment though, Meryl was busy in London and unable to attend our tea. And frankly, the rest of the recipients weren’t much to look at, unless you find aging hippies attractive.
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Author Joyce Carol Oates,pianist Van Cliburn, author Philip Roth, poet Donald Hall and jazz musician Sonny Rollins receive the Medal of Honor.
Thank goodness Lady M was there to add a little sparkle in this rerun Michael Kors teal silk matelasse dress, that showcases her famously toned arms.
Everyone had a wonderful time, and all of the recipients took home a really big medal. And James Taylor won the grand prize: a chance to play Press Secretary for the day:
The occasion of Dr. Seuss’ birthday reminded me that we haven’t had a proper Seussical around here since last August’s Evil Uncle Sam performance of Kono’s (IOTW) and Don Fredrick’s wonderful rendition of Dr. Seuss for patriots. So in homage to the old socialist’s 107th, and as a nod to our National Arts Day, I thought I’d pen a few lines of doggerel to add to the never-ending story of “I Do Not Like This Uncle Sam.”
I do not like this Uncle Sam
This Sam who doesn’t give a damn.
I do not like his Eric Holder
who’s got a chip upon his shoulder.
His Back Panther pals I cannot abide,
their voter crimes he just set aside.
I do not like those pipe wielding thugs
as slimy as your garden slugs.
No, indeed, I don’t like that Holder
his racist charges, they make me smolder.
He gets upset if we dis “his people”
so just shut up, be good little sheeple.
The Philadelphia BP Boyz
Feel free to add your own lines on current events for addition to Uncle Sam’s garden of verses. From the Big White, this is your would-be poet-laureate, signing off.
Oh, and by the way, yesterday was brought to you entirely by the NEA and the other NEA, both of which are funded by… you! One way or another. Thanks, American Taxpayer!
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Let's hope the red skirt doesn't itch
ReplyDeleteMoochelle is such a nasty b*tch..
We're tired of her dirty wig
ReplyDeleteand constant eating, like a pig...
It's not so bad, the Kors silk teal
ReplyDeletebut if there's food
she'll start to squeal
MOO is so out of place as First Lady that she resorts to stupid mugging.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine Laura Bush looking like Jim Carrey while reading a book to children?
That hideous red skirt cost $500. MOO is a clown.
So much money to look so bad.
ReplyDeleteMichelle, honey, you've been had.
In our local paper this morning.
ReplyDeleteDel Monte visits Sun City for nutrition lesson
http://www.shreveporttimes.com/article/20110303/NEWS04/103030317/Del-Monte-visits-Sun-City-nutrition-lesson?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|FRONTPAGE
This is a twofer for MAO (via her fruit minions), as this school is practically adjacent to a major AFB, you know, helping out the military families with their nutrition needs.
Butt if you check out the slide show, you won't notice any obese kids, though there are some weird fruit balloons. You know, you would think these kids have never seen a piece of fruit.
And by the way, a teacher is quoted as "pineapples grow on trees." This is not my understanding at all. Oh and by the way again, I refuse to subscribe to (or buy) this Gannett rag, just read online for free, and mostly for kicks.
Love your poem MOTUS, every bit as good as your prose. Even Koopie-Doll cannot contain (ahem) MA0's "exuberance."
ReplyDeleteP.S. No one is ever going to stop me from voting.
ReplyDeleteeric holder and his "peeps" are sure a bunch of racist creeps he should resign, he took an oath take moochelle too, please- take them BOTH!
ReplyDeleteThe teal dress is pretty, and seems to fit. Bare arms, a bit early in the year for that, but the dress itself isn't bad.
ReplyDeleteThe Dr. Seuss outfit? Man. The only coherent response I can make to that is, "Whatever she's on, it must be good."
Greasy legs and shiny lips
ReplyDeleteMo thinks these things are really hip :(
B0 and Ricky have also bypassed the Supreme Court and declared DOMA unconstitutional. I know it's old news butt I have been availing myself of the best (for now) health care system in the world, butt am feeling better now.
ReplyDeleteH/T Drudge: http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=270077
And now someone besides Newt has mentioned the I-word (sshh, don't tell MA0, she might have a cow -- your poetry inspired me, dear MOTUS).
<span>1st call for impeachment by member of Congress </span>
<span>'Absolutely,' Trent Franks tells blog, citing abandonment of DOMA law</span>
What's with the flaps on the front of that skirt? Is there a fly concealed underneath?
ReplyDeleteIs there video from yesterday's NEA events? I ask only because in the pics it appears MA0 might be sporting her own hair. Just wondering if it has that Cauc/Asian "swing?"
ReplyDeletePineapple tree.
ReplyDeleteAnswering myself (not an uncommon habit of mine 8-) ).
ReplyDeletehttp://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2011/03/03/behind-scenes-first-lady-michelle-obama-and-secretary-arne-duncan-read-green-eggs-an
Classic MA0, scowling, pointing, bossing, whiny and nasal voice. Oh and I didn't see much hair "swing," pretty stiff-looking.
If only she had put on The Hat -- it would be priceless!!!
A fair and balanced roundup MOTUS.
ReplyDeleteSurely the 'aging hippies' provided aroma to the whole affair.
In that picture with the blue dress - I don't think it's her hair.
ReplyDeleteIt has that slicked back appearance, all around, with the hair just hanging off the top, over it.
That sort of look would seem to me to require a hidden hairband, underneath it all, holding back all the hair from her face.
Since no one wears a hidden hairband (how could you?), then it must be a wig on top.
I see they weren't allowing pix of her below the waist. For a look at her the last time she wore that teal creation, see here:
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When did bustles come back into style?
I do not like her FFA
ReplyDeleteShe is nasty, she is crass
She does not know to dress
She never heard more is less
Mo likes to party night and day
And then plan her next vacay
Do not tell me what to eat
As you inhale Wagyu beef
Did you not go to an Ivy School
Then why do you sound the fool
MOTUS - I can't compete, but this was a fun game.
My first thought, "Industrial Strength Spanx"!
ReplyDeleteI do not like 0's Valerie Jarrett -
ReplyDeleteHe speaks her words like a good parrott.
She's lord of gross Chicago slums
that's special back where she comes from.
She holds the power behind the man
he checks with her before trips to the can.
I hate this whole administration
because they hate my once-great nation.
Yes, when I searched I found that you can grow a pineapple "tree" from the top of a grocery store pineapple, butt the USDA and others define the pineapple as a "herbaceous perennial." I think herbaceous means nonwoody, hence not a tree.
ReplyDeleteI am no botanical expert and don't mean to come off as being bitchy, butt my comment was directed at the teacher making an inaccurate statement.
On the other hand, now I am going to buy a pineapple and grow a cool-looking plant to put beside my pool this summer. Now I am remembering, isn't a pineapple a bromeliad?
Butt unlike the known wighats, this hairstyle seems to be combed up from the center of her front hairline and falling in a more natural line, instead of drooping over and hiding the lace-front of a wighat. With MA0 who knows, though? I sure don't.
ReplyDeleteDictator Creep in Chief Barry calls Tea Party "racist."
ReplyDeleteBarry the Divider.
http://nation.foxnews.com/tea-party/2011/03/02/obama-says-tea-party-racist-new-book
I do not like that Big Bad MOO
ReplyDeleteShe's phony and it sure shines through
I know that she's not very bright
Her views are red; her style's a fright
She wants control of all we do
I do not like that Big Bad MOO.
OT, just read a hilarious editorial, Los Angeles Times. The writer overheard some complaining about MO's anti-obesity campaign. Here's an excerpt:
ReplyDelete"These were respectable-looking businessmen: mid-40s, Dockers, wedding bands, cellphones on belts. I wouldn't have expected either one of them to burst forth with an obscenity, especially not in the United terminal, surrounded by innocent children and people trying to enjoy their Cinnabons."
And perhaps even funnier, the conclusion that people are lashing out at MO only because they feel so guilty about what they eat!
I can't abide that big old MOO
ReplyDeleteShe's a bossy cow and ugly too.
I heard an Allstate commercial on the radio and heard the familiar voice of actor Dennis Haysbert, who also was famous for playing President David Palmer in "24." I don't remember one reference to the President's ethnicity in that series, oddly enough.
ReplyDeleteSorry if this posts twice, I wanted to add my doggie as my avatar....Ugh, she was wearing those horrid puke green/yellow pumps with that first concoction! Is she color blind?!
ReplyDeleteGreen is the new black .. social justice for green eggs.. voter intimidation by The Green Panthers. How earthy and Marxist and Black Liberatonist all at the same time! I am pretty sure the story is a cleverly disguised prapaganda to lure people into the new black.. er... green liberation theology. But Michelle's cummerbund was distracting. She should wear something more militant next time.
ReplyDeleteI can't remember the site, but the discussion was Mooch's food police campaign. The comments were hilarious and made, based on their names, by men. They were snarking on her just like we do. I didn't think guys paid attention to these topics, for the most part. **Typical
ReplyDeleteLA Times blaming people for not liking Mooch as having some sort of disorder.
It takes two or three years to get a pineapple going.
ReplyDeleteThat teal dress is a nightmare. It was worn by a fat bride's maid in 1961. The color is a bore: Walmart shelves used to over flow with everything cotton knit in this hideous shade of China blue all during the 80's, and I never saw anyone that looked flattered in it. Koopie isn't doing much better than her predecessor, even though the first few outfits were a relief. I believe MOO has rebelled and Koopie is cowering in a corner, her opinions having been shelved for cramping MOO's "style".
ReplyDelete<span>Brilliant MOTUS! You continually out-do yourself butt then so does FFA...only in the opposite direction as Queen of the Crass and Vulgar.</span>
ReplyDeleteI've been to Dole's pineapple fields in Hawaii. Trust me, they do not grow on what is commonly thought of as a tree!
ReplyDeleteWTF-barry just kicked off his regime's 2011 Tea Party is Racist campaign, which didn't work last year and won't work this year. They will probably bring back BushBlame and wonder why that doesn't work either.
ReplyDeleteWTF-b's regime was hoping and saying that the Tea Party was over and would not be back (I think Pelousy said that a few weeks ago). They have noticed that it will be back and the regime's planners are setting the stage for their slime and smear campaign. They have no facts to back up their allegations, butt that isn't a problem for the fringe lefties. Just yell it often and loud.
What they don't realize is that they are trying to demonize a solid majority of Americans. They know they cannot win a debate based on facts. Sliming and smearing a majority of voters will not make us any more likely to vote for this WTF-failed regime. I look forward to going to Tea Party events this year, along with mPF unit or a girlfriend or two, each of us armed with cameras:
The Tea Party called a meeting
We traveled from near and far
Some of us came by automobile
While others arrived by car
Cameras to the event I will carry
To correctly record our protest of barry
If the union of thugs should try to appear
Our many photographs will make it quite clear
We will record them as they shout their drivel
And photograph them if they are uncivil
This proof we will post, far and wide
The union of thugs have no place to hide!
Sorry, I'm not much of a poet, the meter changed after the first two verses which I modified from an old poem called "The Dogs, They Called a Meeting", the original too X-rated to post in its entirety here. Butt it is funnier than heck and explains why when dogs meet, they first smell each other's butt.
You people have no clue what your children need.
ReplyDeleteSo we'll tell you exactly on what they will feed.
Your kids are too fat; is there no one who'll lead?
Big MOO to the rescue and "Let's MOOve' is her creed.
Her 'toned' arms: seen to believed and so much envied;
But her own immense caboose her message did impede.
Saying: "Let them eat salad", as they feasted and partied.
The mandate they did exceed; so our coffers are emptied.
m0 is crass
ReplyDeletem0 is vulgar
that is why
no one hugs her
BURMA SHAVE
(I have just dated myself)
MI - BO calls tea partyers racist because they are mostly white angry Americans? Has anyone noticed the lack of MGM's (minority group members) at the protests in WI? No one is calling them "racists"..........least of all BO and his posse
ReplyDeleteI always match purple and screaming tomato red. What a trendsetter & fashion forward first lady! Incidentally, I just got my latest copy of Glamour in the mail today highlighting the top 50 most fashionable women and this piece of hideous trash was at #8. No surprise. It's not like they're left leaning kool-aid drinkers or anything. I'm sure Laura Bush was featured when she was FLOTUS. Ch-yeah.
ReplyDeleteI heard Laura Ingraham playing a clip of this dope reciting Green Eggs & Ham. She sounded foolish. She tries too hard and it shows. As for the outfit....sweet Mother Mary, this woman never ceases to amaze. She is a complete COMPLETE fashion disaster.
The flaps remind me of some kind of 80s reject attire.
ReplyDeleteI sure wish it was so. But I don't put much faith in the GOP Congress to have the, shall we say cajones to take this where it needs to go.
ReplyDeleteMO must realize the patronizing condescension involved in placing her 8th on such a list. Unless she is so used to being graded on a curve, in the Affirmative Action bubble she has lived in all her life. In which case (I believe this is where she is) her delusional self is basking in the light of all that false adulation.
ReplyDeleteAt the 52 second mark on the first video - the shoes look bright yellow on my screen. Uh, um, you know, I mean, you know, who wouldn't automatically pair a full pleated irridescent orange skirt which adds needed bulk to the backside (with cummberbun), a pastel lavernder/pink/white swirlly print top and acid yellow too-tight shoes? That'd be my first instinct and stuff, you know?
ReplyDeleteIn the second video, please note the yellow shoes glimpsed in the first vid matches the tie of the guy to MO's right (our left) - so she probably coordinated that too...butt of course its easy when you are a fashion icon.
Get ready...the shoes were YELLOW.
ReplyDeleteI agree, bettyann. Teal (at least that shade of it) is so passe. But MO wants us know is sacrificin'. Wearing what she wore once before in 2009 goes by "recycling" these days. Aren't we all impressed!
ReplyDeleteAnd "matelasse", I've always associated with coverlets. Of course, have never heard of silk matelasse. Also we are supposed to believe she actually fits into a dress she wore in 2009. Here she is from around Christmas of 2009. Major alterations/heavy duty containment systems, the right angles and the embargo of shots of the bottom half, must have all helped. Still, she's so brave:
The whole outfit is 80's reject attire. She's got to be color blind. About clothes, I mean.
ReplyDeleteBut - a hint. Pineapples need a lot of iron in the soil. In Hawaii, it looks like they are growing in fields of ketchup, the soil is so red. What you can do is get yourself a real iron horse shoe, and bury it next to the plant. The iron leeches into the soil. This works for bird of paradise, too.
ReplyDeleteHe should have been immediatly fired. He is the prime example of the thuggery currently running the government of the United States of America. A revolution is long overdue.
ReplyDeleteLast time the First Lady of Mexico went to a school with Mooch, she was forced to gallop around a gymnasium floor wearing heels. This time she came prepared, only to be forced to read The Cat In the Hat (AGAIN) this time to a group that includes white children. The FLFO (First Lady Face Off) is a slideshow at the HufPo:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/03/first-lady-fashion-faceof_n_831082.html#248684
Yeah. Margarita Zavala is dressed like an attractive, professional woman (she's a lawyer and I think a member of the legislature) who is a bit more polished than the last time we saw her -- nice hair & makeup -- it's daytime, you know.
Mooch on the other hand is wearing some kind of peasant dress, smocked at the "waist" and with tiers. No, no, no! And, of course, the stretch black boots with flat heels that we last saw (I think when she was getting on the plane for India -- a memorable outfit featuring boots, lowered housedress and wrinkled anorak. Just lovely).
Also -- what appears to be some kind of all or part wig -- that's her own hairline, I recognize the fuzz, but then there's kind of a fall of hair going straight back. Also, really bad little eye (I'd hate be around when she was informed she would have to read to some brats AGAIN, I'm sure she fortified herself) very harsh make-up, one shot of her giving the stinkeye to the trim backside of Ms Zavala -- the whole package.
I imagine they got some feedback on the clown outfit and the mugging and weird gesturing from yesterday, she has toned it way down.
Thanks Jules, I was trying to access a pic of that dress from another angle.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the bow, she's supposed to look kittenish maybe? And who doesn't adore burnished copper pumps with China blue? I'm always matching metallic copper and china blue together. Because when copper corodes, hey, it turns blue!
mA0 has that smug "aren't I the coolest thang" smirk on her face. I will remain civil and not say what I'd like to do to that look.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, I have to run an errand -
ReplyDeleteMust.Get.Eye.Bleach.Quick.
You are probably right. In fact, it would explain alot, if you are. When Smooty or any other assistant tried to suggest normal outfits, if you are right, Big Moo would probably hold up 50 or 60 magazine articles saying how glamorous they find her, and would tell her assistants that she knows more than they do. Sigh. It is going to be a long time until 2012.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, bettyann. This picture is from 2009.
ReplyDeleteOf course Michelle likes color, folks.
ReplyDeleteHer shoes resemble stale egg yolks.
The skirt that's bright tomato red?
Inspired by last year's garden bed.
Lavender ice cream called to mind
That top which surely was a find.
The fashion icon sets the mood
With clothes that make her think of food.
Run- excellent point. I see a lot of nasty, bad behavior coming out of those white union thugs and they are not called racist. It is interesting that unions - the heart of socialism are being brought down to earth at the same time we have our first marxist president - er, dictator.
ReplyDeleteWighat. Rather carelessly slapped on under a bit of her front "real hair". Except that the blue dress is not bad - certainly not controversial except it looks like it's the wrong season - she looks rather slapped together. No care went into the presentation.
ReplyDeleteWighat. Rather carelessly slapped on under a bit of her front "real hair". Except that the blue dress is not bad - certainly not controversial except it looks like it's the wrong season - she looks rather slapped together. No care went into the presentation.
ReplyDeleteRed skirt for sale at Nordstrom for $498, no longer available. The "Mimi" in Lobster Red (you heard me!) was available in sizes from 0 to 10. Sure. See it on a model:
ReplyDeletehttp://shop.nordstrom.com/s/marc-by-marc-jacobs-mimi-skirt/3151296?origin=category&siteId=J84DHJLQkR4-bTSciLmOz5AaFz1fK7EyXw
Thanks pwitter! It was a photo-op all right. Have we ever had a more high profile FLOTUS? I agree, she might be getting unmanageable and too big for her britches (no pun intended)
ReplyDeleteI initially thought she was wearing tights. And of course for the life of her, she can't keep her knees together! :
Just before the French revolution, the royals and their minions had decended into such gross moral decadence, in so much that decent and simple working folk could not abide the sight or sound of them. The men wore heavy make up and talked and minced like women, and the women, fatted up while the simple starved, used to go to the balls wearing gowns of sheer fabric, wetted down and without undergarments, so that their dresses clung to them revealing all. They would gorge, and then just as the Romans did, have a handy feather to stick down their throats in order to vomit up what they had eaten, so that they could eat more.
ReplyDeleteWhile we do not see such barbaric display of arrogance, and our priviledged class has been elected, rest assured that the spirit of entitlement is alive, well funded, and is convinced of superior motives from the "little" people, off whom they feed, like vampires.
When people have no moral grounding, no God whom they fear, they say in their hearts, "Let us eat and drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die". They do not fear any consequences for what they do, and are blatant hedonists.
I see these people acting out the same sort of ethical barbary without fear: Eric Holder's comment is the PRIME EXAMPLE of a spirit without fear of consequences for his racist, unjust, un American, outrageous, discriminitory, and IMPERTINENT stand AGAINST fellow American's right to vote without being intimidated.
He did not even deny that they were intimidated.
He displays no fear of public backlash for his statement.
God help us.
Poor first lady of Mexico had to do another school turn with Mooch today.
ReplyDeleteNote Misgraceful in the background - oblivious to the little people's clear view up under her skirt:
http://www.daylife.com/photo/0dXc6BBey3cJa?q=michelle+obama
Print blouson peasant dress with those awful suede boots:
http://www.daylife.com/photo/01Hv98uduHgRn
PICTURE!!!
ReplyDeleteBRAVO! to all the poets! What fun today.
ReplyDeleteI am sooo going to try growing my own pineapple plant! And then I'll wear it on my head as I dance the samba.
ReplyDeleteYes, ba, she thinks everything is black and white.
ReplyDelete-
ReplyDeleteYou're right, USM -
The pineapple IS a bromeliad. That teacher is a moron, even if
it were not a bromeliad, it grows more like a shrub....
BTW, bananas do not grow on trees either. That is a herbaceous
plant.....
Well, at least we know why there are none left. MO had to order all of them to sew together for a skirt in her size.
ReplyDeleteand Moi as well...LOL!
ReplyDeleteI can't get this to come up..boo hoo
ReplyDeleteYes, ba, she thinks everything is black and white.
ReplyDeleteAgain, the splayed legs. She has no grace. None.
ReplyDeleteOMG, cat, you ARE a poet!
ReplyDeleteThose flaps are snack pouches.
ReplyDeleteSorry ladies, not on my best humor today! Eric Holder's remarks made me feel so helpless for my country, and full of a terrible rage that I am sure you feel as well.
ReplyDeleteI am thinking they know that The Big Zero is not an American, but got elected anyway. And if they can fake us that, they can get away with anything. Which they do every single day.
Butt you see, that's the problem. How can we expect our teachers to know how pineapples grow if we don't send them to Hawaii to learn about them. And I'll bet they don't know know truffles are harvested either. :-D
ReplyDeleteOh, thank you so much. I still HOPE that Big Guy might name me Poetry Czar. :*
ReplyDeleteBig Guy has RickyH investigating the legal authority to deem the 2012 elections "Unnecessary" based upon NY Times/Ms.NBC poling. =-O
ReplyDeleteThere was an article in Vogue (I canceled my subscription but sometimes pick up a copy at the check-out) on "eyebrows". The writer mentioned that people are critical of the First Lady's brows (angry, etc.) but simply had to add that people should give their attention to her work in nutrition as being more important. I yelled at the page...Well, maybe we would if Vogue didn't hold her up to be the most fashionable in every way...an icon and paragon of beauty. After trying on the lie about her fashion sense, they want us to swallow the other obvious falsehood that the Affirmative Action FLINO is smart. Vogue thinks just because we pick up their rag from time to time, we're all morons. Anna (Frozen Face) Wintour should retire.
ReplyDeleteI HOPE the R-words spines are as strong as their rhetoric, butt they seem awfully skittish about even “shutting down the government.” Believe me, the government does not shut down no matter how hard you try. And I’ll be ok. Raj hooked my bunker up to a secure, Mil Spec, totally uninterruptible power supply and internet connection. So, my batteries won’t run down and my blog can stay active. ;)
ReplyDeleteUnSM: I'm glad you found the vids, butt I can assure you, no matter what it looks like, those are 100% Indonesian locks.
ReplyDeleteHey, Upnl, don't worry how many times it posts. Raj will take care of it. And what a cute doggie! BTW, MO is blind to a lot of things, butt color is not one of them. The first thing she notices is what color you are. Or, uh, were you talking about...
You, pipedream, are good!
MOO lost her mojo today. She looked bored as did the kids. The Dr Seuss books they have been reading are more suitable for toddlers.
ReplyDeleteBingo, Alana! This one's a very expensive, custom, 100% Indonesian human hair wig. It's way better than our polyester ones. 8-)
ReplyDeleteThanks SH. They sure did add an exotic flair to the event. Little Mo thought somebody was burning rope backstage, butt it turned out to be, well, something else. =-X
ReplyDeleteThat was great!
ReplyDeleteAfter supper, I'm going to light some candles and read all the poems posted in this thread to Raj while Little Mo plays his bongos. 8-)
Sweet! 8-)
ReplyDeleteThe decadence and excesses of the 0's reminds me of this (it's from Sofia Coppola's 'Marie Antoinette') :
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OMG, this poetry is too sweet! We are going to have to have poetry days more often. ;)
ReplyDeleteYes! Sweet poem! 8-)
ReplyDeleteThey are soooo lucky Lady M wasn't there. She would have had the SS goons confiscate all those Cinnabons and put them in her <span>snack sack</span> quarantine locker.
ReplyDeleteToo sweet! I never dreamed we had so many poets here! 8-)
ReplyDeleteThanks Madame. With MO, my real problem is deciding what NOT to talk about.
ReplyDeleteOMG, Burma Shave! Raj uses Burma Shave!
Luckily, the children of the world have Lady M working to protect them from the agony of eating delicious food.
ReplyDeleteYour color matching instincts are very fashion forward. ;) Butt, I'm sorry to report that Kool-aid has been banned due to its delicious sugar content. Perhaps a lovely, chilled wheatgrass beverage could be substituted.
ReplyDeleteThanks Jules, I just ordered the movie from netflix. Facinating character, Marie, a victim of history. Our 'Moo-rie' however, has a Princeton education, where she learned an impertinance and lack of any grace that I am sure would appall one trained to Ladyship.
ReplyDeleteSu-hu-hu-weet! 8-)
ReplyDeleteStanding BRAVO! and lots and lots of SNAPS!
ReplyDeleteLittle Mo wanted to share one of his bongo sets in case you want to have your own cool poetry slams tomight. I think he got a little carried away, butt then I'll let you decide for yourselves.
Little Mo on his bongos.
OMG, I must do an eyebrow review!
ReplyDeleteMadame, Apparently 'Michelle Obama Eyebrows' has earned an its own entry in the urban dictionary: "When a person has overly exaggerated arched eyebrows like Michelle Obama, giving them the appearance of bitchy, menacing, foul mood."
ReplyDeleteAccording to HuffPo her eyebrows has gone through and an evolution since then:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/karin-tanabe/the-evolution-of-michelle_b_457532.html
Here she is with much scanter eyebrows: pre eyebrow makeover and Sharpie-bearing eyebrow trainer (this only proves: it's not the eyebrows, stupid!) :
If you give a wookie wygu ..you'll never get rid of her ..unless her containment system fails like la belle Jackie Collins.
ReplyDeleteIn Hawaii, the pineapples grow in the ground. That is, if you want to actually have adible pineapple.
ReplyDeleteThat should be edible pineapples. Must be getting near my bedtime.
ReplyDeleteThe shirt is pink, the skirt is red
ReplyDeleteThis only matches in MOo's head.
Sounds just like a coffee shop I visited once in the 60s. Wow, I must be as old as those medal winners.
ReplyDeleteI do not like that MO and BO
ReplyDeleteI do not like them, that I know.
There once was a faker from Kenya
ReplyDeleteBecame POTUS with a hateful agenda
Butt we discovered at last
His camouflaged past
Now a guest at Git-mo Hacienda.
(projecting a little there, but when the story is told and the movie is made, I hope someone puts it on Pay Per View, because the huge revenues will help pay for barry's damage.)
Second verse:
There once was a website named MOTUS
Who mirrored the antics of FLOTUS
Where we meet with laughter
All m0's fashion disasters
Till barry is fired from POTUS.
Third verse:
There once was a fake from Honolulu
Who looked better when wearing a tutu
He ran out of luck
When he said WTF
So we sent him back home with m00 too!
[OK that was a stretch, butt not as much a stretch as m00's containment systems get.]
So, bettyann,
ReplyDeletei'm not sure. Did you like the dress? :-D
<span>OMG, I've imortalized in verse! That's the first poem anybody ever wrote for me that didn't begin with:
ReplyDelete"Roses are red..."</span>
I was just thinking, there's no way MOo is a size 10.
ReplyDeleteIt's possible to wear pink with red successfully if they're different shades of the same hue. That is not the case with raspberry pink and tomato red. Is there anybody other than Moo who could think those two items look good together?
ReplyDeleteYou can take the girl out of Chicago, but you can't take ...
ReplyDeleteWhat are you doing up so late!!?
ReplyDeleteThe pic is from her Dr. Zira days.
ReplyDeleteUm, that thought had crossed my mind......... ;)
ReplyDeleteOuch! I just fell off my chair laughing--"Are we supposed to believe she actually fits into a dress she wore in 2009."
ReplyDeleteOMG, she looks about 60 in that photo! And note those deep nasolabial folds - the ones they puff up with Restylane and its cousins. That's what makes her look so blowfishy, as I've mentioned before - yesterday?
ReplyDelete"If you're gonna scowl and grimace, they'll need a trowel - to fix your face...."
OMG, she looks about 60 in that photo! And note those deep nasolabial folds - the ones they puff up with Restylane and its cousins. That's what makes her look so blowfishy, as I've mentioned before - yesterday?
ReplyDelete"If you're gonna scowl and grimace, they'll need a trowel - to fix your face...."
Size 10! Hahahahaha.
ReplyDelete<p><span>Some likes MOO and some they don't. </span>
ReplyDelete</p><p><span>Folks are funny, way they won't</span>
</p><p><span>Kiss her feet or bow they head,</span>
</p><p><span>Praise her style or what she said.</span>
</p><p><span>Look at that MOO, she tries so hard!</span>
</p><p><span>Grease her legs up with some lard,</span>
</p><p><span>Wears her green shoes everywhere</span>
</p><p><span>Tell her not to if you dare.</span>
</p><p><span>Oh that MOO she is the Queen! </span>
</p><p><span>Likes her chitterlings with some greens, </span>
</p><p><span>Wash them </span><span>down with pink champagne, </span>
</p><p><span>oysters, lobster and some tang!</span>
</p><p><span>Oh that MOO she has big innards,</span>
</p><p><span>stuffs herself right to the gizzard!</span>
</p><p>
</p><p><span></span>
</p><p><span> </span>
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bettyann! Poetry in Motion Award!
ReplyDeleteThe entire day has been filled with super snark poetry. Think how all this will look on the morning reports over at the daily cuss and huffypuffer and at m00's morning staff meeting. Heads will explode. There should be no doubt we are being watched.
I think this is the real MoochMO -- loud, demanding attention, the sister to a basketball player with her wide-spread "coaching stance" legs, her flailing arms, and she just loves being in front of kids because she knows they have been prompted to worship her and have no standards of judgement.
ReplyDeleteI want to know how much the Seuss hats cost and who paid for them.
I suppose MoochMO choose "I do not like Green Eggs and Ham" as a hilarious reference to her "Let's Move" comments about whining and "Just Eat It."
ReplyDeleteHa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. (This is the syncophants laughing in delight.)
That teal dress with the big bow --
ReplyDeleteOnce more, appears on Jackie Faux.
I know I"m late to the game, but I'd like to play! Here goes my offering:
ReplyDeleteHello, hello, my name is MOO!
And I will tell you what to do!
(I do not like that name-is-MOO,
I do not like her through and through.)
My name is MOO; my man is BOO
And we are hypocrites, tis true.
Eat your veg that tastes like poo
While on waguyu beef I chew.
We counsel thrift, but spend a slew,
Fly our jet - the cost's on you.
(I do not like that name-is-MOO
When will her husband's term be through?)
Radegunda....
ReplyDeleteI was wondering the same thing myself about the colors not working.
And besides the color mis-match, the style of top absolutely doesn't go with the style of the skirt.
It's obvious that MO dressed herself once again.
Burma Shave, for all you MYL's and MYD's was a shaving cream that had a very popular roadside advertising campaign from the 30's through the early 60's. Here's a couple of links:
ReplyDeletehttp://burma-shave.org/jingles/
and:
http://www.fiftiesweb.com/burma.htm
Some of the little jingles were quite naughty for the day:
A man
Who wants
To middle-aisle it
Must never scratch
His little violet
BURMA SHAVE
Just think about it for a moment . . . where and how would a clean shaven face help . . .
You tube link?
ReplyDeleteWow. That photo clearly shows how much work she has had done! Good find. She has sacrificed a lot (her former face even) for America.
ReplyDeleteOh yes! Maybe we can repurpose our artillary belt:
ReplyDeleteMore like a 10 squared
ReplyDeleteMA0 doesn't like Mrs. Zavala and she doesn't like being upstaged. I love it!
ReplyDeleteYou're one naughty flamingo ;)
ReplyDeleteBettyann -you are 100% correct. I feel the same way. They have pulled off scams on us on a daily basis. The ydefy court orders. They ignore the constitution. They are running this country like Hugo Chavez or Ghadaffy. Right now we have NO democracy. We need a revolution - just like the French one.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering the same thing. Also, while the camera was filming from back a little further in the room at the beginning of the wonderful acted out (by Moo with embarrassed white middle-aged men on either side of the throne) rendition of "Green Eggs & Ham"...the hats were in constant motion. After a few minutes I realized that none of the kids beyond the first row could see over the hats of the kids in front of them. So all the kids in the group were jockeying for position so they could see anything - thus the hats went up and down, left to right throughout. The majority of the kids could not see MO which when you think about it is a good thing.
ReplyDeleteIn addition, watching MO and the matchy Yellow Tie guy try show the pictures as they read from their tiny books as if they were in a small library reading room with 6 kids sitting around them in a circle was a lesson in futility. Butt, then, you know we have had many futiiity lessons as part of the unprecedented, historic BO/MO reign....er, I mean administration.
I didn't know that Birds of Paradise needed iron. I'll be looking for a horse shoe to feed mine. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteThat ridiculous get-up and MOO belong in the peopleofwalmart photo gallery.
ReplyDeleteTheodore - fond of prostitutes, they dress up as little girls. Don't ask me how I know this, or my hair will uncurl.
ReplyDeleteDon't insult Walmart! They have been bullied and terrorized by the Obama thugs in the White House --- for Years!
ReplyDeleteMoochelle looks drunk and high again.
ReplyDeleteObama is a coward on race -- as described by flak, Eric Holder, law-breaker in charge of upholding the laws of U.S.A.
ReplyDeleteIt take only one person with courage to stand up to a bully. The bully will always back down.
ReplyDeleteI do not like Obama's wife
ReplyDeleteShe brings us trouble - needless strife
I do not like the clothes she wears
I do not like her friend Bill Ayers
I do not like her nanny state
I'll watch my own but not her weight
I do not like her ghetto clothes
I do not like her prodding nose
I eat my veggies - I eat steak
I will not listen to this fake
I'll pay no heed to mainstream shill
Her fashion sense does make me ill
I do not like her spending sprees
I do not like to see her knees
She's nothing but a two bit beard
I do not like the way she's reared
I do not like Obama's wife
Please go away and get a life.
I know it's the next day, but I couldn't help one more comment. That Poet Donald Hall certainly didn't fix himself up for his Big White visit. With that style, he could have been an extra in the "Planet of the apes" movies. There, I said it.
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