Sunday, February 27, 2011

WTF: The History Just Keeps On Coming UPDATE

Two more historical firsts over the weekend!

We knew when she got here that Smooty wouldn’t be able to stay long – she was just too valuable to hang around throwing international dinner parties. Next to the great Soros, Julianna was our largest bundler fund raiser in 2008. Anyway, she’s leaving to become deputy director of WTF, Obama’s 2012  re-election campaign. As I said, invaluable.

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Replacing Smooty will be – and here comes the historic part – the first man to ever hold this position! And better yet, he’s gay!! You talk about a twofer. We get a guy with real organizational and management skills, plus a lock on the GLBT voter block. Is the Won’s machine awesome or what?

Meet Jeremy Bernard:

bernard Bernard, left, with Rufus Gifford in 2009. I’m not sure who the guy on the right is.

 

At present, Bernard is a senior adviser at the U.S. Embassy in Paris; before that, he was the White House liaison to the National Endowment for the Humanities.

Between 2007 and 2009, Bernard ran a fund-raising and consulting firm with Democratic National Committee Finance Director Rufus Gifford, who will be the finance chair for President Obama’s 2012 re-election campaign.

Bernard was a fund-raising consultant in California for the 2008 Obama campaign where Smoot was the finance director.

Which is to say that he raised millions for Big Guy’s ‘08 campaign. And he knows who to include on future Big White party lists. As did Smooty. Desi? Not so much. She didn't even remember to send them Big White Holiday Cards.

Lady M, who oversaw the selection process for Smooty’s replacement, has determined that candidates who know how to strong arm people into coughing up cash are far better at actually running a day to day operation than someone whose main qualifications include being an African American with a pretty face and holding Ivy League educational credentials.

desi Former Big White Social Secretary, Desiree Rodgers

Desi was a big disappointment to everyone except me. She always seemed to put her own agenda ahead of that of the Big White Social Secretary affairs.

Oh, and that reminds me, Big Guy has finally decided: Qaddafi must go. Now. He received the phone call yesterday.

twinkle Now that’s a good lookin’ smile, no?

So, welcome to our Big White extended family, Jerri! Here’s the only advice you’ll need around here: If Mama Ain’t Happy, Ain’t Nobody Happy.

desimo4

Really. That’s all you need to know.

Big, big night coming up: Oscars and the Governor’s Ball! I think the photo embargo is still in place, butt I’ll do my best.

h/t: BH

UPDATE:

OMG, clarice is quoting moi in her “Pieces” today!

Thanks! And welcome “Pieces Peeps!”

Clarice’s article is not just about my Motown follow-up post.She analyzes other arguably important topics too, like Big Guy’s “dithering,” turning his back on our allies and encouraging our enemies in the Middle East, and botching the rescue of the in embassy hostages in Iran, evacuation of the embassy personnel in Lybia:

Indeed, the White House could not even manage a timely evacuation of US citizens there and the White House website thinks the name of the country is  "Lybia."  Maybe they couldn't get planes or boats there because they couldn't find Lybia on any atlas.

I would only beg you to be patient with big Guy. He’s learning to be President really fast, and it’s a really big job. Maybe we need to anoint a Google Czar who can help guide our armed forces to their target. I just “Googled” “Lybia” and got this:

Lybia On Googleclick to embiggen

Lybia On Google

Next, I Google Earthed Lybia and this is what I got:

google earth-Lybia

google earth-Lybia

Google Earth even has a Droid app now. Maybe instead of worrying about that high-speed wireless train station we should start by making sure that all of our ships have at least one Droid on board.

108 comments:

  1. OMG! You simply must go to the Blogprof and watch this slapdown Morning Joe video! It's long, but worth every second. Think of it as an update of the old Jane Curtin/ Dan Akyrod SNL Point/Counterpoint skit: "Mika, you ignorant slut."

    Don't miss!

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  2. The homosexual coup tightens its grip. First Fairy, Barry, extends the queer agenda down to the "social secretary" level. I know these folks are great interior decorators, butt what qualifies them for Supreme Court or Homeland Security appointments. Do we see a trend here?

    We all know that birds of a feather flock together. Big Bird Barry is in full flight with his flock of queens and man-hating lesbos swooping down on decent Americans with their vulgar and debasing homosexual mind set.

    People that can't form natural biologic relationships will never form cohesive government. The un-realistic fantasy of homo=normal leads to the convoluted corruption on display today in Washington.

    Barry Obama, or whomever he is, has a history of drug addiction and homosexual encounters and is not fit for public office. His conduct is reprehensible and his agenda is death to America. Stop the prancing fairy princess now. 

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  3. A MOTUS definition of "superb posts": "butt I’ll do my best".

    Butt of course.

    'Nuff said.

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  4. Other photos identified Bernard as the tall guy (on the right) and Rufus as the short guy (now pfft - no longer a couple).  No mention of what happened to the dog.

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  5. Other photos identified Bernard as the tall guy (on the right) and Rufus as the short guy (now pfft - no longer a couple).  No mention of what happened to the dog.

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  6. Omg Motus, wherever did you find that photo of Moo?  It is priceless ! Desiree may have been an incompetent fashion plate, but at least she had sense enough to keep a pleasant expression on her face for the cameras..not to mention having a manageable haircut..but I digress.
    You raise an interesting point though, if Boo is indeed, being slapped around in private by the Queen of Shrews, where does that leave our country ?  This would not be such a chilling scenario if he was being slapped around by someone intelligent and patriotic, but by the First Diva ?  Maybe bomb shelters weren't such a kooky idea, after all.

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  7. Say what you want about Desiree butt at least she has style and wears appropriate clothes. Can't say the same about the big lady. Don't understand why people compliment her arms - they just look gross and oversized like a football player's.

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  8. <span>Say what you want about Desiree butt at least she has style. Can't say the same about the big lady. Don't understand why people compliment her arms - they just look gross and oversized like a football player's.</span>

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  9. It was my pleasure MOTUS, considering all the pleasure I get reading your blog.

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  10. Having been raised to "mind one's own business, be polite" it's really hard to understand why someone's sexual orientation is newsworthy. 
     I don't care who marries who (or what or how many) as long as consenting adults are involved and I'M NOT. 

    Does this mean that all future appointments to the BigWhite shall list their sexual preferences?

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  11. Other photos were incorrectly identified.  He IS the short guy on the left.  At least that's what the WaPo says.  So.........

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  12. Other photos were incorrectly identified.  He IS the short guy on the left.  At least that's what the WaPo says.  So.........

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  13. srdem65,

    You can close  your ears if you want, but I'll tell you right now I am openly heterosexual. Now didn't that add something important to the conversation?

    I can also say that is the first time in my life I have ever felt the "need" to say such a thing.

    If homosexuals are just like everyone else why do they have to keep bending our ears about what they do in their private life or who they do it with? Why should it even come up when one is appointed to a job?

    I have never, ever discussed any sexual practice or preference in a work or public setting. Why must they?

    Because, like the Mooslims. It's not enough to live and let live. We are supposed to support and encourage and celebrate and respect whatever it is they are doing. They now say "tolerant" is an insult to them; it's not good enough.

    Yet they are not "tolerant" of my views or beliefs at all. Much less do they promote or respect or celebrate my views and beliefs. So why should I be expected to respect, promote or celebrate theirs?

    (rant over)

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  14. I had wondered for awhile why she gets compliments on her arms.  Finally, about a month ago, due to an article somebody posted here from a newspaper column, I figured it out.  The newspaper writer complimented Moo for wearing "perfectly fitting shoes", and when I read that I realized how far people will go to find something they can compliment her on.  On days when she wears sleeves, and her fab arms are hidden, people compliment her on wearing shoes that fit.  Personally, I put the toned arms and fitting shoes compliments about level with a compliment like "doesn't drool".

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  15. Not all homosexuals.  We know some who live their lives quietly, stably, going to work every day, enjoying friendships with hetero family members and friends, staying in committed relationships for decades, and are embarrassed by those who run around rioting and outing themselves and others all over the public scene.

    We hear only about the noisy unpleasant ones.  The others really don't want to be heard about.

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  16. Not all homosexuals.  We know some who live their lives quietly, stably, going to work every day, enjoying friendships with hetero family members and friends, staying in committed relationships for decades, and are embarrassed by those who run around rioting and outing themselves and others all over the public scene.

    We hear only about the noisy unpleasant ones.  The others really don't want to be heard about.

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  17. Rant away, Injainjuneer.  I agree with you.

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  18. For the LGBT lobby it is no longer about acceptance or tolerance; it is about control and dominance.  As in being more equal than everyone else.  You see in it their disproportionate representation in TV programs for instance and in their need to shout from the rooftops their sexual orientation, at every opportunity.
    And this fits into the Libs' tendency to put people into convenient little boxes.  And try to pander to each group at every turn.  The question remains ihowever, if they have figured out the hierachy of it all; whether the gays beat out the AfAms or the other way around and where in all of this the "religion of peace" fits in.

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  19. We have the FFA and now we have the FFB (I like First Fairy Barry, thank you CharmingRichard). And yes, mA0 gets the 'A' designation because we know FFB isn't in charge, he only responds to phone calls from the secretive moneybags man or from the U-thugs office and/or string pulls from FFA and ValJar. Sometimes those phone calls and string pulls don't send the same message and we end up with an administration that puts out conflicting messages. Now we have more Chicago back room influence in the form of Bill Dailey. He's probably not aligned with ValJar's fringe left socialism and we don't really think Dailey is aligned with the foreign moneybags man. Dailey is probably the union's 'political officer' planted in the regime. There is no unified leadership in the 0bama regime, just FFB being jerked around on-stage.

    Butt FFB isn't even a good puppet. Will the big scandal that was hinted at by the Insider be FFB's coming out of the closet? Or new developments on the BC front? Will the 10 states pass the BC before you can be on the ballot laws? If so, FFB will retire for health reasons (he is unhealthy for the D-words' re-election chances) and be replaced with . . . ? Probably not Biden, he is simply too stupid. Pelosi? Reid? Ugh! Probably not Hilz, she is a fringe lefty but she wants to pull the strings, not be pulled, and big money comes with big strings. The D-words will continue to use and be used by the Clintons, kind of like mutual domestic abuse.

    mA0? Possibly. That's why she is getting more exposure (pardon the visual images of mA0's exposure of her body parts) and the obvious attempts to clean up her 'ho' fashion forward wardrobe. mA0 would love to stick it to Hilz by becoming the first black female president. And the vacay$! We ain't seen nuthin' yet! mA0 is being auditioned in front of moneybags man and the U-thugs to see if she can be built up to prez candidate critical mass in case they decide to dump FFB for health reasons. She's not intelligent butt she doesn't have to be, all she has to do is answer the phone calls and the string pulls. mA0 won't like the string pulls butt will do it to become Her Majesty of teh 57 States. mA0 probably would be quicker to open her mouth before she thinks and that would make a mA0 presidency both hilarious and extremely dangerous. She will also insist on lint-picking all the leaders' clothing at the next G20.

    That's our Sunday morning over the coffee rambling from flamingoland butt we are not sticking to it. Situation is still too fluid. The moneybags man and the U-thugs probably have plans D (Don't have 2012 elections due to social instability) through H in preparation (apply preparation H to all the a**H***s), just in case.

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  20. I posted this yesterday butt it's at the tail end of the comments, so if you didn' t see it, we found out that TOTUS is moonlighting! Try http://www.askobamasteleprompter.com/ and ask any question you want. However, just like the WTF administration, don't expect a correct answer.

    Our suspicion is that the alleged teleprompter isn't really TOTUS, butt an agent of the 0fA masquerading as TOTUS. This fits in with the theory that there is no truth or reality existant in teh zer0's regime, it's all fake and smoke and mirrors.

    Ask about Barry's BC, butt make it your last question!

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  21. No wonder there aren''t too many shots of MO and Desi together.  Thanks MOTUS for unearthing that beaut!  MO's biceps (among other things) sure have bulked up a lot since then. 

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  22. WOW! That was a world class verbal butt kicking. MsNBC stacked five people up against Niall Ferguson and he knocked each of them unconscous and once he knocked them down he didn't let them get back up (very uncivil but I loved every second of it!) In the final frames of the clip the camera looked at all five of the MsNBC people and they all had the deer in the headlights look - look in their eyes - they were totally brain-frozen unconscious! Not only that, Ferguson was very polite as he dismantled the MsNBC staff.

    Now, who among the R-word potential 2012 candidates can deliver that kind of factual butt kicking? Whoever it is, that person should be the nominee. WTF-Barry would break under the pressure, go off-TOTUS and show he is a babbling idiot.

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  23. WTF-Barry would break under the pressure, go off-TOTUS and show he is a babbling idiot.
    Pink - he does this everytime he speaks without TOTUS.  And no one can break the code she babbles - cirlces, mindless, meaningless circles.

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  24. Fabulous. The MSNBC folks seem to not know what to do with someone who speaks in complete, coherent sentences, has his background facts in order and expresses his opinion forthrightly and coherently, and I do think he was incredibly civil.

    Are they just pretending to be journalists? "We see pictures of people smiling. They may have just raped a woman or slaughtered a Christian or called for the death of Israel, but they are smiling. So isn't everything OK?

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  25. I think they're cleaning up The Moll too.

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  26. CCG - total agrement on that - it is precisely the problem with FFA and FFB - a lack of intelligent independent thought which is why they exist at the end of puppet strings. One of the things a college education should do is make someone a better independent thinker yet neither of them can think their way out of a paper sack.

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  27. I think they will dump him before any scandal breaks. The Dems themselves may threaten him with the scandal if he doesn't resign for health reasons..Meanwhile they will play up the sympathy angle for The Loving Wife...

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  28. Niall slapped some reality on them. Now they know the meaning of Big Boy.

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  29. That Niall (thought it was pronounced like the river Nile) is some pretty hot stuff.  What a combo - handsome and smart as hell. That Mika, or whoever, is so out of her league in interviewing someone like Niall.  I have to laugh (sadly) everytime they mention Obama's plans.  I'll tell you his plans.  Basketball at 4:00 and party time at 7:00.  No one acutally expects him to think, plan, lead - ridiculous.

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  30. Totally off topic - but in looking at pics of Mooch, even getting off her personal jumbo jet, she never,ever,ever has a bag, purse, backpack, bucket, you name it with her.  Does she have a person to carry her stuff?  Even the Oscar ladies carry a little dinner purse.  So, we must pay a person just to haul her little personal stuff around?

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  31. Especially loved seeing Obama worshiping faux conservative, Joey Boy cut down to size.
    The whimpering of Mika was beyond delicious too.  BTW, what purpose does she serve on that show?  If they weren't going for brains and just wanted a token dumb blond, you would think they would have at least picked someone somewhat attractive.

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  32. Oh MOTUS (and Raj!!!) APPLAUSE on being linkied to American Thinker via Clarice's Peices.  Great exerpt!!!  Today AT...tomorrow Drudge (just don't forget us little MOLs!!!)

    And Clarice, since you are a regular over at AT...could you ask those nice mods why Uncle Sam looks like we have caught him...in a private momento?  Yes...I know sooooo off topic...butt...

    Desi is uber photogenic...and smart enough (well other than that whole Sahali mess) to wear clothes that fit; have a great haircut; and not make odd faces (because cameras are everywhere in the White Hut--even the kitchen--you nevah know WHO will be seeing you).  And, if Ms. Desi had any 'work' done...well, it was masterful.  Perfect nose and profile.

    No wonder they fired her.

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  33. It falls under the stimulus money - they employ one or two people to carry her purse. Then, with lib math, those two jobs are extrapolated to become 200. That's why it cost over $200K for every job in the stimulus bill. And that's assuming the jobs created or saved accounting is accurate, which is quite doubtful. Teh zer0s have a reverse Midas touch - everything they touch turns to excrement.

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  34. What's on your mind...Sign of the times "NYC where people are openly gay ... And secretly Republican". this on the West Side Hwy ... First the Harvard Crimson article .. Now this .. Was a good day here .

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  35. You are right, CCG.  She doesn't; at least not too often.  I did find a few.  Most of them might to be from a while ago, though.  She might have stopped since then.  Why carry one herself when she can have a lackey do it for her, right?  Of course she carried a rather expensive (nearly $6k or around $600 or so, depending on who you believe) VBH clutch on her trip to Russia.  Here for your viewing pleasure(?) are few: 

      

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  36. Thanks Jules!  Great captions, too!

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  37. MOTUS,
    How come the O's are NOT throwing an Oscar party tonight?  That's such a wasted opportunity, don't you think?  Unless they are and we just haven't heard about! 

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  38. Jules, they're having another historic evening tonight, so will have to dvr the Oscars. Here is a snip of the breathless Obama Foodorama report:

    http://tinyurl.com/5sp565a
    <span>Sunday, February 27, 2011</span>


    Tonight: DC School Kids Are Guest Chefs As President & First Lady Host Governors' Dinner

    <img></img><span>Chefs Move To Schools gets glam: </span><span>Students fro</span><span>m Tubman Elementary School join the White House Chefs in prepping the black tie dinner, featuring Kitchen Garden crops...</span>

    There's another first to add to the long list of <span>President Obama</span> and <span>First Lady Michelle Obama's </span>historic food initiatives. In keeping with Mrs. Obama's new tradition of inviting guest chefs to help prepare important dinners at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, the White House Chefs are being joined today by some <span>very</span> special guest chefs as they ready the meal for this evening's glam black tie <span>2011 Governors' Dinner,</span>  an East Wing spokesman tells ObFo.

    The President and First Lady will welcome almost fifty of the leaders of America's states, commonwealths and territories--and their spouses/dinner companions--for tonight's affair, which will feature a performance by legendary songstress <span>Gladys Knight</span> as well as the <span>Marine Corps Band</span>.<span>
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  39. Wow MOTUS - that was one fantastic video! Mr. Ferguson made those libby thugs cry like seven year old school girls, making of them the irrelevant brown nosing scum they really are, and was all over them like flies on watermelon!!! Thought I was going to say pizza, didn't cha?

    Great posts all, MODs and MOLs alike. 

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  40. Injainjuneer, this was beautifully stated. I have a gay brother in law, I know exactly what you meant in everything you said, and applaud you for saying it, and better than that, respect you for speaking it out loud, putting to words emotions that I have not been able to honestly express, due to smoldering outrage. Thank you.

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  41. Charming Richard, well said, though you cannot hear me clap, know that I am! With Injainjuneer, you have today expressed what is little said, though intuitivly understood. And though understood, steeped in verboten. Thank you!

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  42. parTAY Central!! Valium, check. Martinae, check. Lil Black Dress, check. Plenty of layers of "come-fuck-me" under-eye liner (thick and black like we like it baby!!! where did I leave my martini??) - check. Bright lime green pumps.... Back To You MOTUS................ 

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  43. Really do hope that happens, sowsear (BO dropping out or being forced out, I mean)  Because with him in, we can only imagine the kind of Chicago shenanigans that would be part of 2012. The only thing holding the Dems back might be not having another viable candidate in the wings who could jump right in AND who is more electable than BO.  Hillary might be their best option.  There are a few caveats with her, though:
    *  She might be damaged from being part of the BO's
        administration (even if it is ever so slightly)
    *  The AfAm lobby might not be in tank for her as much
        (especially if there is even a perception that BO was
        forced out)
    *  The Libs (especially Lib women) don't seem to dig a 
        female Prez too much.   

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  44. The link Jules shared showed MOO in her traditional spread legged squat as she shows the children how to do something.  I'm used to that scene but the video I can't forget is the one where MOO is picking lint from Warren Buffet's shoulders and dusting him off.  Then she starts doing the same thing to Buh-rock.  I've never seen anything like it  Maybe she was over-medicated or something.  What is wrong with the woman?

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  45. http://americandigest.org/

    MOTUS, you are on the American Digest blog too.
    (If anyone has posted this news, sorry for the double post)

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  46. "Doesn't drool", love it.  I wonder if the media would tell us if she did.

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  47. srdem, exactly right.  One does not really need to discuss their sex life or orientation. Personal matters should be kept that way....personal.  It's insulting to gays to have his sexuality announced as a part of his appointment........totally political and totally unnecessary.
    Butt, what can you expect from the current Big White slobs.

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  48. Reminds me of an old joke.  A young lad is at a family get-together, and told to dance with a rather plump young lady who is a cousin.  He is finally persuaded to do this, with a final admonition to "say something nice to her."  So he is dancing with his cousin, racking his brain for something nice to say.  He finally blurts out "You know, for a fat chick, you don't sweat very much."

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  49. Thanks AnnieLaurie & bettyann.  Silly me, for some reason I thought that was tomorrow!

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  50. I had a conversation with one of my brother-in-law's, who happens to be gay.  We are on fairly good terms, as he is a very charming young man (young being mid-30's), and is enjoyable to talk to.  I asked him why he would want to put a label on himself, of "gay".  I personally dislike being labeled, and found it odd that he went out of his way to do that.  He agreed that he was perhaps doing himself a disservice.  He really wasn't even aware of it, as it had simply become a habit. 

    It is perhaps a lesson for us all, that we can become accustomed to certain behavior, without realizing the consequences or implications.  I think that is what happened to our country, that we became accustomed to taxes creeping a little higher each year, and to having a few "small" liberties taken away, and to being a bit more careful about what we say or read.  That is the value of this blog, for we are allowed to freely express all manner of (sometimes) ill-conceived and politically-incorrect things, and it is taken in good humor and a spirit of cameraderie. 

    Anyway, I'm ranting a bit, and will retire.  Have been a little sick this weekend, so probably not making even as much sense as usual.

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  51. Excellent post.  Sorry you are sick.  Take my Aunt Louise's medicine - some decaf tea, bourbon, whiskey or something strong, touch of honey - go to bed.  It works better than Nyquil.

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  52. Were it so?  Please give more than hints - you madhatter!

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  53. Here's the good news, girls...
    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/tim-graham/2011/02/27/npr-insists-buffalo-wifes-beheading-muslim-outreach-tv-founder-has-no-is

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  54. Bettyann - do your grandchildren (guessing more than one?) know what a hilarious grandmother they have?  I hope you share your all your "say it like it is, sista" attitude and they become strong, independent and funny futurians.

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  55. Oscar shmascar.....Mrs O blog has some pics of the Governors Ball at the Big White tonite.  Just some close ups of Mooch wearing a one-shoulder Prabang Garang (?).  She actually looks good again tho who knows -- we never did get a below-waist shot of the L'Wren Scott jumpsuit.  Here we don't get anything below the clavicle.  Really nice earrings, and she is wearing her own hair pulled back and up again, less scary make-up -- nude lips, not so dramatic brows, maybe just 2 pairs of false eylashes.  Another great job by Koopie.

    Butt, what is with her chin or lower jaw?  It sticks out about an inch.  It looks really strange.  

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  56. the Harvard Crimson has an article ( they say Yale would never print this ,) "The lady doth too much " and it , after an obligatory Sarah snark , it is too funny about our personal WH icon , the fatuass herself , mooch ! .. I am clueless how to link to it but it is wonderful .. Maybe Raj can put it up ?

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  57. Cal, good advice.  I think I have some "medicinal" vodka (strictly for use in herbal recipes, of course).  I'm lucky, in that I have a very personalized computer station.  I actually sit on a couch, leaning back against soft pillows, with a comfy blanket tucked around my legs, and sometimes the dog lays across my feet and keeps them nice and warm.  My keyboards and mice are on a special tray that allows me to use them while leaning back.  I often just sleep out here when I am sick, waking occasionally to check on the news, or to play Warcraft.  Oh, and I'm using a large flat-screen TV as one of my monitors, which is nice and easy on the eyes.  I'm very into comfort in my old age . . .

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  58. Here are a couple pictures from Mrs O's blog, First Look: 2011 Governor's Ball.  Agreed, that closed mouth smile (or whatever she is trying to do) is not a good look.  But I think that her earrings might be just too oversized   Also noticed that they are not lightening her too much lately; wonder why that is:

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  59. CCGal - Grandparents and grandchildren get along well because they have a common enemy ;)  I started early. "Somebody" didn't pay attention in 'health' class. I am regularly disowned, but as I am tall, blonde, and ride a Harley, they can't touch this. Having inherited their father's genes. ehehehehehe he drives a Mazda.

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  60. I think sowsear linked it a couple of days ago.  Here it is, if you missed it:
    http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2011/2/25/first-lady-mrs-little/#

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  61. She looks like Chicita Banana!! Jesus Christ. Where is Koopie? Smoking pot in the kitchen with the Wise Filipina?? What in the hell is the matter with a nice black dress, pearls or diamond studs, and classic hair and make up? this is not about color, but class! Get those gad-amm fruit things off her ears! MOTUS! MOTUS! MOTUS!

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  62. I don't know -- remember that hideous out fit of transparent potholders with pearls hanging underneathe that Dizzy wore to the event where the crashers got in bec Dizzy was upstairs pretending to be more than staff? I think she' creepy looking, like someone who has had a lot of surgery-- like MoochMO will look in a few years.

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  63. Hairdo hiding the little eye -- check!

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  64. No lightening? MoochMO is really sacrificing to get as many votes as possible?

    Eeee-yugh -- I hate that Sharpton Comeback -- but I always think how it echoes the early years of Marie Antoinette's rising hair. I wonder if we'll see MoochMO's get to 6 feet high eventually.

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  65. The "hi" is their to confuse You Tube computers so it doesn't get an ad ;)

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  66. I'm with you and I can't stand that forehead fuzz. No excuse not to get rid of it. It's not like she is afraid to under go procedures to improve her looks.

    The earrings look like something I bought my mother when I was ten years old.

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  67. I need about 2 more like buttons for this post please.  :-D

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  68. I need about 2 more like buttons for this post please.  :-D

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  69. I need about 2 more like buttons for this post please.  :-D

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  70. MOTUS, is it too late to change the picture?

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  71. BWAhahaaaa....ya got me in the end, BettyAnn.  It's almost midnight here and by the time I got to "<span>Get those gad-amm fruit things off her ears! MOTUS! MOTUS! MOTUS!"  I'd awakened my dearest from his slumbers with my laughing.  Thanks for the gaffaws, I can always count on you!</span>

    :)
    G'nite, all.

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  72. The interesting thing about Jeremy Bernard, isn't his sexuality - which, frankly, isn't even half as interesting as some people seem to think it is; it's the fact that, without any seeming qualifications for the job whatsoever, he was appointed 'senior adviser' at a major embassy. Does he even speak French? (It's not mentioned in any of the - admittedly few - articles, including his Wikipedia entry, that I've read and considering how these people endlessly brag about the smallest 'accomplishment' I'm guessing he does not.) No wonder so much of the current US foreign policy seems so clueless and clownish.

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  73. With their complete lack of experience and incompetence you would think the O's would at least chose as Cabinet members and advisors people who know what they are doing.  But from ValJar to Axeman; from Toes to Gibbsy they were all from their inner circle, some since their Chicago days with nothing to qualify them for their positions.  Is it any wonder then that "Lybia" would get splashed across the official WH twitter page. 
    The LSM would like to make us believe that we are more loved the world over because 'not Bush' BO is in the WH; instead we are just laughed at.  Even with the cheerleading media, their 'unprecedent' fundraising and that broad grin of his,(which is actually quite sickening)  with Independents fleeing in droves, a second term will be really tough to pull off.

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  74. Introducing the Parnes-o-meter, measuring the level of suck-up in Amie Parnes' Politico stories about MAO. (And honestly, if that story's a 10, the meter's going to need to go to eleven.)

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  75. Thank you bettyann, your comment explains why Freedom of Speech is so vital.

    Thank you, other gentleladies, for your insightful remarks.

    And, a big thank you to Madame Mirror, for this forum.

    God Bless America.

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  76. MO has *helmet head*.

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  77. So much boobery.  But this latest cuts to my local core.  Sheryl Crow singing Motown?!  Can't Detroit keep even a tiny bit of pride? 

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  78. I thought child labor was illegal in DC. Guess not!

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  79. Mika had on a cheap yellow wig. She showed how empty her head is!

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  80. Style with a cheap wig?!

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  81. Here's the menu - what the heck grows in gardens in the DC area given the weather they've been having?

    <span>First</span>
    White House Kitchen Garden Salad
    Roasted Pears, House Made Ricotta, Walnut Crisps

    <span>Second</span>
    Scallops with Spiced Mango Chutney

    <span>Entree</span>
    “Surf and Turf”
    Local Black Angus Beef with Blue Crab
    Black Beans and Rice, Plantain Chips

    <span>Dessert</span>
    Coconut Sorbet in a Chocolate Shell
    Poached Tropical Fruits made with White House Honey

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  82. I'm with Granny Jan on the earrings. That must be some dress because I can't find a photo of it anywhere.

    Hey, do you think maybe it's this in "acid yellow"?

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  83. The photo on the left is her zonked "had too many adult beverages" look.  We've seen it many times before.

    The earrings look like a Granny Jan design ........

    The hair appears to be an attempt to "go natural".  I do believe that hair is hers - it looks coarse and straightened.

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  84. The photo on the left is her zonked "had too many adult beverages" look.  We've seen it many times before.

    The earrings look like a Granny Jan design ........

    The hair appears to be an attempt to "go natural".  I do believe that hair is hers - it looks coarse and straightened.

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  85. Elementary school children are helping prep a black-tie dinner?  I have visions of the little urchins running amok.  And even if they have them wash their grimy hands, what makes anyone think they aren't going to touch grimy stuff as soon as they have clean hands?  I'm surprised that the chef is allowing this to happen.

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  86. Is her mouth packed with cotton and gauze after dental surgery?! You are supposed to remove those after the surgery!!

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  87. This is why the traditional music industry died!

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  88. Prabal Gurung (sp?) had a turquoise one shoulder sheath number in his spring collection - calf length.  Looks as though this might be some (custom) version of that dress in a different color and with the shoulder extension pared back to expose the Toned Arm.

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  89. Prabal Gurung (sp?) had a turquoise one shoulder sheath number in his spring collection - calf length.  Looks as though this might be some (custom) version of that dress in a different color and with the shoulder extension pared back to expose the Toned Arm.

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  90. Not likely, but she has been so injected with so much muscle-paralyzing Botox and fillers around her mouth (to fill out those nasty lines that run from side of nose down to chin) that she looks like a blowfish.

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  91. Not likely, but she has been so injected with so much muscle-paralyzing Botox and fillers around her mouth (to fill out those nasty lines that run from side of nose down to chin) that she looks like a blowfish.

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  92. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsFebruary 28, 2011 11:43 AM

    I read that as "cheap labor."

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  93. Mad - I read the Crimson article - excellent and surprising.  It was the rest of your post I didn't quite get???

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  94. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsFebruary 28, 2011 11:57 AM

    Have any of you MOLs or MODs seen the movie "Sordid Lives?" It stars Olivia Newton-John, Bonnie Bedelia, Beau Bridges and a great ensemble cast and was written by the author of "Daddy's Dyin', Who's Got The Will?" You've GOT to see it, especially if you're Southern. It's dead-on small town Texas without being mean-spirited; it's portrayed with genuine affection.

    There are several interweaving storylines, but one deals with Ty, a gay man who lives in New York City (of course! Watching movies, you'd think that the US consisted of NYC, LA, and a vast wasteland in between) who has to come back home to Texas for his grandmother's funeral, and is trying to figure out how to come out to his family. His sexuality turns out to be less a big deal to anyone in the movie except for him.

    Seriously: rent this movie. It is to die. My favorite line is when "Brother Boy" (Leslie Jordan) says to his therapist (after telling her she needs therapy and she admits she goes), "Well, it AIN'T a-WORKIN'!!!"

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  95. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsFebruary 28, 2011 11:59 AM

    Maybe the surviving Motown artists aren't politically correct enough to appear at the WH?

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  96. Granny and Betty - when I saw that picture yesterday I thought it was from some island trip.  My daughter's friend made her some earrings for her 11th B-day, although she has not chosen to pierce her ears yet.  They look like a Harry Winston design compared to Mooch's.  Who made them - the first graders who helped with dinner?  She's dressed for the wrong theme party.

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  97. Yes. First Mitchell has them harvesting the crop. Now they are preparing the dinner. Next they get uniforms to serve it and they wash up afterward?

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  98. Looks like the new social secretary is holding his breath and closing his eyes and waiting for it to end.

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  99. Right on, bettyann. I've checked a few pages for Embassy staffs and I don't find any "senior advisers" to the Ambassadors. They have assistants and those are almost always State Department career jobs.
    So Jeremy wanted to go to Paris and they made up a non-job for him to not do there until he was bored and wanted to come back to Big White for the parties.
    He sounds like Big guy's non-evil twin. 

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  100. E-X-A-C-T-L-Y

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  101. It always reminds me of the English comedy series Little Britain's 'The Only Gay in the Village' skits; ex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if7FuZaZ7ss

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  102. Believe it's the turquoise floor-length-and-then-some gown in his Spring 2010 RTW collection.  Very bare back and a lot going on in the trunk area and below - even a little train.  It's at about #37 in the slideshow for Prabal Gurung Spring 2010 at style.com.

    I am too tired to go and find it again.....

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  103. Believe it's the turquoise floor-length-and-then-some gown in his Spring 2010 RTW collection.  Very bare back and a lot going on in the trunk area and below - even a little train.  It's at about #37 in the slideshow for Prabal Gurung Spring 2010 at style.com.

    I am too tired to go and find it again.....

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  104. CC girl .. There is a huge billboard on the West Side Highway that runs along the Hudson here in NYC and it says "NYC , where people are openly gay ...and secretly Republican " I love it showing the hypocrisy right back at the blue team who control this town ..

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  105. Aw.. a gay husband is JUST what Michelle needed.. and if rumors serve me right, Barack might enjoy the "company" as well. ;)  

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