Monday marked the official start date for our new social secretary, Julianna Smoot. Ms.NBC has done their obligatory suck-up piece and WaPo has done an excellent job mourning the passage of our dearly departed Diva, Desi (dddd); “(her) departure has the fashion industry practically in mourning. No one has expressed a whiff of excitement over her replacement, Julianna Smoot. Instead, there’s concern that Washington might end up in cultural retreat.”
I hate to disagree with the WaPo, but while the fashion industry may be less than excited about Julie being on board, The DNC is frothing at the mouth. And they don’t seem to give a fig about the new social secretary’s wardrobe. All they care about is the fact that she presided over the fund raising for Big Guy’s $750 million presidency: and she comes with all those phone numbers and emails in her Blackberry. We traded our fashionista in on a cash-inista.
And I think you’ll agree, Lady M will be much more comfortable with Julie too. Which southern belle would you rather stand next to when showing off your toned guns: the ex-Zulu Queen from N’Oleans,
who is always looking for a chance to show off her underwear
OR
this genteel, matronly-looking ATM from South Carolina? And did I mention that Smootie also worked for the American Association of Trial Lawyers? That could prove useful in the unlikely event of future Big White indictments. But here’s the real benefit of that association - noted in the upper right hand corner:
So while many in the media are still coming to terms with the loss of our dddd, I’m inclined to agree with Michelle Malkin’s succinct summary of Desi’s demise: “Three words: Boo-freaking-hoo.” (Although technically that’s just one - expletive infixation - word. I can’t help myself, it’s in my hard drive.)
And even though dddd was one of Lady M’s nearest and dearest Chicago friends, I can assure you – she’s glad she’s gone too.
“One more word, and I’m going to smack that skinny b***h”
h/t DVR
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Look at that last photo. Aunt Esther would kill to have dddd's profile.
ReplyDeleteOh, how MO must hate Smootie...a White, privileged, truly educated, Southern woman telling her what to do and who she's going to associate with at public affairs. No more Chi-Town familiar pals at the dinners, now it's the wealthy, White campaign contributors (and their truly well-dressed wives) who are going to donate money to re-elect BO and try to keep her in the WH (or as she decribed it "living above the store").
ReplyDeleteDid she really say "living above the store"?
ReplyDeleteWhat a tacky, low-class comment about the White House! If she has a problem with it, I'll be delighted to help her move back to Chicago. Hmmph! For someone who grew up sharing a two-bedroom apt. with 3 other people in the family, she certainly doesn't seem to appreciate her improved fortune.
Please tell me the crude cow didn't say that.
ReplyDeleteI still think Barry was giving Dee Dee the eye.
ReplyDelete*wink, wink*
And given the choice between Dee Dee and MO, most men would do the same.
Hey, you have to do a segment on MO's culinary excursion to Manhattan.
ReplyDeletePepperoni, sausage pizza and ice cream.
Could the First Fatty set a poorer example?
Yes, she did say "living above the store" in a televised interview with Gov. Huckabee on FOXtv. Her response was in answer to the question of how they like living in the WH. She also made reference to being "tenants or renters" (I'm not sure which).
ReplyDeleteActually they are The First Squatters...and they live up to the description. They are not comfortable living with fine furnishings and upper class, classic design. This is not a home for slobs or ghetto mentality...as seen a few weeks ago when they allowed rapper filth into the Situation Room at Big White. I hope the WH staff fumigated and brought in Clorox after they left.
ReplyDeleteMost of our past First Families have felt it an honor and a privilege to live at 1600 Pennsylvania. Her comment is representative of her low level of awareness and trailer trash past.
Glad to hear she at least knows it's only temporary.
I had to come back and comment about that purpla and black number. It looks like she's been stealing Granny's chenille bedspreads again.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure MO is happy to trade Creole spice for tapioca pudding, but she should be careful or Smoot will outclass her.
PE, She's already outclassed. It's hard to find anyone who doesn't have more class than Big (R) MO. She's at the bottom of the squatter heap when it comes to refinement, manners, good taste and discernment.
ReplyDeleteMadame DeFarge,
ReplyDeleteYou beat me to it. How could anyone NOT outclass Big Mo? She is horrid in every way.
A failed drag queen whose surgery didnt take could outclass MO.
ReplyDeleteTuesday night (when BHO said that Michelle and the girls were in the WH and he was ducking out on Netanyahu to dine with them) MOO was actually supping on the chef's dinner tasting menu at Aquavit in NYC. $105 plus plus and that's without wine.
ReplyDeleteHave a look at this lo-cal, bare bones healthy menu:
http://nymag.com/listings/restaurant/aquavit/menus/main.html
Lulu
MUST READ - FROM A CONSERVATIVE BLACK SITE:
ReplyDeletehttp://theblacksphere.blogtownhall.com/2009/07/13/obamas_-_black_camelot.thtml