Monday, March 22, 2010

The ‘Ayes’ Have it

the eyes have it

Yes people, the ayes do indeed seem to have prevailed. And as they say, the eyes are the window to the soul. These are the eyes that delivered Obamacare to a nation graciously saying “no thank you, ma’am.”

But back to Nancy’s Betty Davis eyes: look into this soul: do you see what I see?

Of course you do. But we need to soldier on anyway.

Happy Palm Sunday, Nancy.I’m sure you will find time to go to Mass next Sunday to thank the good Lord for your victory over capitalism, self-reliance and liberty.

Sorry we couldn’t have you over tonight to celebrate with Big Guy and Lady M, but you  - of all people – know that the politics of the situation require that we hold our big celebration for later. Maybe Good Friday will work out for the big party.

But hey, Nan – you go ahead and have a snort or two tonight, you earned it. I can tell you that Big Guy is going to have a couple of lines snorts tonight too. Because he’s the president.

 bo's thumbs up

Meanwhile, as healthcare raged in D.C. Lady M and the girls flew off to New York to see the Broadway play, Memphis.alg_michelle_obama_ny broadway pigeon toed

 

It’s a musical about a young white disc jockey who falls in love with a black singer back in the 1950’s in segregated Memphis. It’s really about racism, bigotry and hate; so there’s that whole Karma thing again, because that’s just like people today who are opposed to Big Guy’s Obamacare. But thanks to Nancy, Rahmbo and, of course, Big Guy, we’ve managed to vanquish those haters. Happy days are here again. We’re all Nazis now. See? Big Guy really is the great uniter. Like George W. Bush, but way better.

21 comments:

  1. So this proves that our government for the people and by the people still works for the people? Obviously not we little people. Please excuse me while I vomit.......

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  2. Palm Sunday is next week - otherwise good post.

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  3. What better way to refresh your racist hatred of Whites than to take your pre-teens to a musical about historical Southern racism. After all, children must be taught to hate and most of all, to blame someone else for their individual failings.
    The sunglasses, the mourning outfit and the trip to New York: it demonstrates how non-supportive she is of her husband's/President's political future to pursue a trip out of town on the most important day of his Presidency.

    Rep. Stupak is not my congressman but I admired his stand on his beliefs until he caved like a cardboard pedestal and showed the country how shallow and deceitful a politician can be. But for his girly-fear of telephone calls and smooth-talking politicos, the most expensive legislation in our time would have been defeated. The Dems never had the votes until he caved under pressure.
    God Bless America, please.

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  4. Ah, yes, The Crassy One had to fly off to NY because as we all know, there are no theaters or plays in DC.

    Michelle Obama the First Whatever (not lady) looks like a cheap hag in that too-tight sweater.

    At least she doesn't wear Sasha's sweaters any more. Now she is wearing Malia's.

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  5. The Stamp Act was passed by the British Parliament on March 22, 1765.
    What a coincidence!

    Lil

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  6. Yes, Michelle, teach your little ones to hate and be bitter so they can grow up to scowl and be obnoxious just like you!

    How about telling them the story about how Granny white stayed around and raised little Barry while everyone else dumped him?

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  7. BTW, is Big Guy thumping his nose at us the way Rahmbo did on inauguration day?
    Lil

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  8. Motus, Your job has just become more difficult. My tolerance for the First Ass is at an end. I'm afraid there is no humor to be found in her clumsy, classless, tacky Flotus act. But have you ever noticed that Granny looks like James Brown??

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  9. Anon,

    Included in ObamaCare: free barf bags for all the little people.

    Anon2,

    Thanks, sometimes between daylight savings time and my microprocessor refraction system I get my weeks mixed mixed up. Think I’m back in sync.

    srdem,

    Re. Rep. Stupak (from Dewey’s home state)
    If they look like a duck, walk like a duck and talk like a duck, they are a politician. And can be counted on to act like a duck.

    Lil,

    Coincidence? I think not. Nice history lesson.

    Anon3,

    Granny was there to do the heavy lifting after Big Guy’s mother was punished with a baby. Apparently she didn’t know that she was actually carrying our messiah. Either that, or we’re all being punished along with his mom (may she rest in peace).

    Lil,

    No, BO’s not giving us the raspberries. He’s delivering the candy. And the crack. Just say NO.

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  10. Moright, your little nickname (F.A.) for MO fits her in more ways than one!

    It describes both her bulk and her behavior.

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  11. Wow, does that outfit bring back memories...when I was in parochial school, we had to wear uniforms with pleated skirts that looked just like this one, except they were plaid.

    Our uniform sweaters were also often too tight, because we were developing "up top" and our parents couldn't afford to buy us new sweaters each year.

    Michelle would have felt right at home in this outfit in my 7th grade class!

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  12. Moright,

    I feel your pain, but now more than ever we need to amuse ourselves. I will continue to do my best, although I agree, it's a deep,deep hole I'm mining.

    And now that you mention it, Granny does look like James Brown: the hardest working man in show business (may he rest in peace). And coincidentally, that mantle has now been passed on to her first-son-in-law!

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  13. Sorry, I'm not in a mood to write a snarky comment today and I live in the same state as Dewey. Not in Stu-pid-Pack district, though.

    I have already lived in socialist country, THE first and THE biggest one, the one that survived the longest and went down with a bang. It was not pretty, trust me.

    Want to listen to the stories about socialized healthcare? Some other day.
    I am mourning today.

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  14. Vereteno,
    Even those of us who haven't experienced tyranny up close and personal don't feel much like snarking today. But unlike the USSR, we do have legal redress of our government. Here, read this little

    pep talk from the Legal Insurrection
    it might make you feel better.

    Be strong: We're going to need all the foot soldiers we can muster.

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  15. MOTUS, so busy the last few days but believe me, absent in posting only. I was awake most of Saturday with waves of realization washing over a conscience that has, until now, fully expected to live in a representative republic forever. This Monday morning woke up to look at my beloved and say, I think we live in a facist country now.

    His response was this: "Time for the troops to muster, and storm Washington. Take all those dirty bastards out back, and hang them, and dig up Teddy's carcass while we are at it, and hang him too."

    They have just done a very, very bad thing, these people we pay well to run OUR republic. They have done a very bad thing. A very, very bad thing.

    A lot of trouble is coming.

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  16. When Stew-pack said awhile back that the bill was fine except for that little abortion thingy, that proved he's a cynical statist just like rest, and I was pretty sure he would find the fig-leaf he needed to pretend he was making a pro-life vote. Maybe the leftards did harass him mercilessly, but I don't think that's the main reason he stabbed us in the back.

    Vote out the Democrats. All of them.

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  17. Kind of an adult show to be taking the kiddies to.

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  18. You poor fashion fools. The olive flats are "for a hint of spring color and the outfit is very city chic". I read it on another blog which is very unbiased.

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  19. Oops, forgot to mention the peek-a-boo portion of her skirt created by pulled burlap threads encased in a sheer silk fabric. A really nice touch of class for a FLOTUS, showing the rest of the knee and a goodly portion of those luscious thighs. I do so hope my first 2 posts do not sound snarky - I am such a fan of Our Lady.

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  20. It's just the quiet before the storm. Clouds already gathering. My greatest pleasure today is in knowing the FA and hubby will have to live in Big White for three more years and listen to the masses and their pure disgust with the A**hat-in-Chief. I called and had my voter designation changed today, told the DNC off when they called, sent emails to my Rep and Senator to let them know I will never forgive or forget the betrayal, I feel pretty good to have done that much. A number of my Dem friends are doing the same.

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  21. bettyann,

    Did those waves of realization mimic nausea? Because I’ve had a lot of complaints about that lately. Apparently it’s something going around.

    anon,

    Stew-pack found his fig leaf! That’s just priceless. Didn’t work though, we can all see that he’s got no ‘nads.

    anon2,

    Are you kidding? These kids have known all about cucumbers and condoms for years now. We don’t want them being punished with babies now, do we?

    cheri,

    Welcome to the MOL’s (mean old ladies, I didn’t chose this name, they did). And don’t worry about your snark quotient, I can tell you’re a big fan of Our Lady.

    anon3,

    Sounds like a good pressure release valve. Next, here’s what I you want to do: find a stinky dead fish…

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