Or, as Cripes Suzette has trademarked her, World Famous Fashion Icon and Busy Mom.™ You know you are a bona fide icon when a cartoon show uses you as one – and not just any cartoon show: THE SIMPSONS! In case you missed Sunday night’s episode due to watching, instead, the dismantlement of our republic, vote by Democratic vote, here’s the money clip: Lady M appears as an icon of overachievement. And I don’t care who you are, that’s funny!
So here’s World Famous Fashion Icon and Busy Mom’s™ mentoring advice on how to become an icon:
- Get the MSM correspondents to broadcast your talking points for you; minimally once every news cycle. Ensure that each such product placement is done in a positive manner.
2.Get as much personal face time on MSM televised shows as possible.Do not restrict yourself to “news” shows. Ensure that each such product placement is done in a positive manner.
3.Get MSM to put your picture on the cover of their publications 20-40 times in a 52 week cycle, ensuring at all times that each product placement includes a positive cover story.
4. Get MSM to demonize any of your opponents or detractors.
5. Wear distinctive, fashion forward clothes that others might think are too short, too tight, too tacky or otherwise just inappropriate. 
6. Repeat steps 1 through 5 until icon status is achieved.
Come to think of it, you could win a presidential election with this formula too. Except for the tacky clothes part: replace that with dressing the wolf in sheep’s clothing and I think we’ve got ourselves a winner.
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Very relieved to see that FLOTUS clogged up traffic in NYC on Health Care Bill Day by taking her daughters to see a Broadway show. For a while there, I thought I was going to have to drop the "Busy Mom" from her title.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the "Simpsons" bit !! Actually, I banned tv for the weekend in favor of planting my non organic garden and refreshing my reading of Karl Marx, so I can know what the future holds..
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, you've outdone yourself - with a little help from Suzette. Great post.
ReplyDeleteAll the way to New York for another scab-picking play. Those girls will be full blown Chicago activists before they hit high school. Malaria already looks like one in the dreads and chain trimmed biker boots. Next: tats and piercings. One writer described her style of dress as "kick ass". That every mom wants for her daughter.
Great photo of the health icon's belly fat in that yellow dress with the big bow.
ReplyDeleteAnd she's telling us her kids are fat and we aren't eating right.
The two of them should have taken their preaching to a tent revival somewhere, snake oil and all, and left our wonderful country alone.
OMG, from WWD, her next fave designer?
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Bettyann,
ReplyDeleteOff topic sort of but there's a group of Tea Party folks trying to get as many NM voters as possible to call the AG's office to ask that NM joins the lawsuit against the healthcare bill. If you don't have the info, gmail me and I'll give it to you if you're interested. If you are, please tell as many people as you think will call to call his office. All they are asking is name and city.
Thanks, Funky. I wanted something to do. Check your mail.
ReplyDeleteI stopped smoking and gained weight so that my Obama Socialist T shirt is too tight, but even so, I look better than that wookie, and intend to wear it like a uniform from now on.
MOTUS, there just aren't any words to describe the outrage against that woman which your parade of the past brings about, the slavering media, the outrageous display of elitism...she makes our blood boil.
Remember when the republicans were the majority? They passed into law that which presented opportunity for Americans, resulting in the greatest surge of prosperity the world has ever seen; but you have to remember the 70's and Carter to appreciate that truth. Behold what democrats do with a majority: collectively disintigrate the nation's wealth by disregard of the people's law, while keeping prosperity and priviledge to themselves.
MOTUS, I don't think there is any refraction you can do now to save that sow from being seen for what she is: a real pig.
The fawning by the MSM has always seemed to be an "affirmative action" move to showcase the first A.A. FLOTUS. She really hasn't distinguished herself anywhere, before or after the WH. In some weird defense, she doesn't have to do anything; the First Lady is just a polite description of the President's wife and not a job description.
ReplyDeleteOf all the issues confronting our country, that she has decided to make child fatties her mission is puzzling. As a self-proclaimed "victim" of discrimination she should feel empathy with those of us who are carrying more weight than we'd like and also suffer from discrimination.
On discrimination and misinformantion; several AA Congress-people have complained that some have called them by the N-word. Apparently they naturally assume that that name-caller is a White person. I would counter with the truth that it's more than likely that it's not; AA's call each other by that N-word every day; just listen to the rappers and the AA comedians on the radio and TV.
Yes, srdem65. She hasn't a single real achievement to her credit. She was obviously assigned the Fat Czar title to bring more propaganda to 0zer0's HC plan. We can see there wasn't anything serious about it or she'd have been an example. As it is, she "acts as if" she's really slender and Carla-like and we all know that will never happen. Even with Carla's recent and unfortunate facial alterations, she will always look a million times better in every way than The First Ass. And, I do believe she'll be looking herself again in the next few weeks as soon as the filler settles in. Carla! Unlike Big (R) MO, you're beautiful just the way you are! Leave your lovely face alone. On the other hand, Big (R) MO could really use some surgical help with her Mussolini jaw and please, please, more Botox...she needs a triple to get rid of the scowl.
ReplyDeleteFurther, srdem65...Isn't it strange that only Black ears are able to hear racial slurs in a crowd of thousands...somehow it doesn't merit any attention at all when it's in their face from another Black person. Professional victims are never attractive are they?
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ReplyDeleteI don't envy you, busy refracting & adjusting the image we all see of MO while she keeps packing on the pounds! When she's consistently seen near thinner people that doesn't help.
I guess that is why when MO & the girls went to NY to shop & see a Broadway musical the other day the Secret Service threatened to confiscate cell phones that were used by the public to take photos.
http://jonathanturley.org/2010/03/22/secret-service-warns-public-that-they-would-confiscate-any-cameras-used-to-take-pictures-of-first-family/
Honestly, that just makes me angry! Who but the taxpayers is paying for these trips? Who is paying for the very 'high fashion' clothes that this 'icon' is wearing? Since when is the American public & taxpayers prohibited from taking photos of our Pres_ent's family?
I saw plenty of photos taken of the Bush twins. I saw lots taken whenever MO and BO want to use their kids as photo ops. So what's up with this?
Motus thank you for trying to lift our spirits after the dastardly deeds done to pass this piece of trash called a health care bill. I appreciate you.
Ha! Ha! Madame DeFarge,
ReplyDeleteMO is "deemed" Carla-like.
Regarding the little ones I hear that children that have controlling parents often rebel. Now BO and Mo are control freaks par excellence.
I would enjoy the sight of the little ones joining the Tea Party movement in a few years.
Lil
*laughing* at Lil's comment about Malia & Sasha joining the Tea Party! They can march along next to Justice Clarence Thomas's wife ~ wouldn't MO and BO just LOVE that???
ReplyDeleteP.S. in case some weren't aware, Justice Thomas's wife is very involved in the Tea Party movement, even hosting an event:
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On a truly personal mystery, how can MO's bosom look to be so many sizes, from flat to "perky"?
ReplyDeleteOther women's "girls" are what they are, all the time.
"dressing the wolf in sheep’s clothing"....
ReplyDeleteFor BO, they didn't even have to do that! BO told rapt audiences over and over what he intended to do... and he's doing it! The MSM helped by sitting there rapt, and feeling "shivers going up their legs". When I feel that shiver, I know I have to use the ladies' room!
And, as for MO, we didn't get much of a chance to listen to much that she said. Oh, we heard how she's proud of her country for the first time, and we all saw that cute black and white number she wore on the View. But, she didn't seem to dress WEIRD on the campaign like she does now! Maybe the sheeps' clothing was simply looking like the rest of us until she learned she didn't have to pay for her own airflights, entertainment food and liquors, chef and 22 assistants, allowing her to "fly" into the stratosphere of wearing weird stuff.
Under the "Freedom of Information" act, could we learn what her 22 assistants do for the 1.5 million we lowly taxpayers pay them annually? Why does she need 22 assistants when even Hillary only had THREE! Barbara and Laura made do with (gasp) only one each, poor dears. Guess they never learned how to milk the system.
Good post.
CricketGal
Big MO's "Overachievements":
ReplyDeleteDroppin' the "g" from endin' of words while claimin' to be an Ivy League intellectual
Pepperin' her speeches with the ever so compellin' use of "you know"
Writin' a kick-A thesis with poor grammar that was barely readable, makin' Princeton look silly for awardin' MO a degree
Workin' that Affirmative Action and entitlement bitterness overtime, honey
Ditchin' those poor folks in Chicago to other hospitals
Combinin' ghastly color combinations and unworldly and unrealistic size ratios that elicit the only sane reaction "She's kidding, right?"
Embarrassin' her daughter by publicly calling her chubby
Scowlin' and scoldin' fat kids while totin' hips that span a continent
Moochin' date nights, lavish parties, and vacations on the taxpayers' dime
Earnin' the title of most crassy, undignified, ill-mannered, tacky, SSOTUS.
There's a Tax Day Tea Party Protest planned for DC.
ReplyDeleteTry to make it, everyone!
The fawning by the MSM has always seemed to be an "affirmative action" move to showcase the first A.A. FLOTUS.
ReplyDeleteSpot on! That's all it is. And very patronizing and disingenuous.
The FLOTUS in that Simpson video is an imposter. Her shoes match. Also, her belt sits at a normal woman's waistline, which we all know is impossible for the real FLOTUS, because that's where she packs the double crust pizzas, and those chocolate canolis that are the nouveau blackness: sickening sweet on the outside, with a bull sh*t center.
ReplyDelete"....another scab-picking play..."
ReplyDeleteYes, just pick, pick, pick. Never heal. Never move beyond. Never rise above. Never bring together.
Just pick, pick, pick and wallow in bitterness.
The cartoon character has more depth and dimension than the Stuffed Sausage of the United States.
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ReplyDeleteI have nothing to add: I believe you've all pretty much covered it. I've got to run because there will be much preening before we get on with the Big White celebration. I hope I can locate my Qualudes.
MOTUS, if she's showing cleavage, don't forget to remind her majesty to wax her chest.
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I wish I could add something appropriately sarcastic and cutting here, but somehow it escapes me today. I don't hold MO responsible for the evil her husband and his cronies do. She isn't any uglier today than she was yesterday. I'm trying to take the long view. BO will go on with his path of destruction until we can get him out of office. And MO will go on dressing like a rack at Good Will until we evict her from the WH. I just pray it's sooner rather than later.
ReplyDeleteDITTO AND AMEN, PORTIA!!!
ReplyDeletesrdem65 - aren't there water bras for sale that you can 'pump up'? I'm sure I remember something like that ~ maybe she's using something like that? Also, I think many times she goes braless, I know I've seen a few tight outfits where there's no bra lines....so maybe at times they're just tiny & sagging? While other times they're contained & lifted up with a water bra??
ReplyDeletePersonally, I think it's a stupendous achievement for somebody as clunky, tacky, awkward, unattractive, unintelligent, crabby, selfish, narcissistic, vulgar and just about every other bad trait to have so many people believing (or maybe just pretending to believe) that she's beautiful, elegant, fit, stylish, talented, smart, gracious, accomplished, and never ever sets a foot wrong and somebody that all other women can only dream about emulating a little bit but never come close.
ReplyDeleteC'mon, which of us has ever pulled off such a huge snow job on so many people?
Well,anon, most of us have friends with a smidgen of a brain and intelligence to go with it...unlike the slavish robots who worship the O's. They are pretty good Grifters, cons, Charletons who know how to lie, cheat and bamboozle. But they didn't fool the other 62 million. We had them from the beginning. A lot of people took one look, listened to him stealing every point Hillary Clinton made and knew right off that he was/is a fraud. A hoax. A hoochy-cootchy man; the Flim Flam guy.
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