Or, as Cripes Suzette has trademarked her, World Famous Fashion Icon and Busy Mom.™ You know you are a bona fide icon when a cartoon show uses you as one – and not just any cartoon show: THE SIMPSONS! In case you missed Sunday night’s episode due to watching, instead, the dismantlement of our republic, vote by Democratic vote, here’s the money clip: Lady M appears as an icon of overachievement. And I don’t care who you are, that’s funny!
So here’s World Famous Fashion Icon and Busy Mom’s™ mentoring advice on how to become an icon:
- Get the MSM correspondents to broadcast your talking points for you; minimally once every news cycle. Ensure that each such product placement is done in a positive manner.
2.Get as much personal face time on MSM televised shows as possible.Do not restrict yourself to “news” shows. Ensure that each such product placement is done in a positive manner.
3.Get MSM to put your picture on the cover of their publications 20-40 times in a 52 week cycle, ensuring at all times that each product placement includes a positive cover story.
4. Get MSM to demonize any of your opponents or detractors.
5. Wear distinctive, fashion forward clothes that others might think are too short, too tight, too tacky or otherwise just inappropriate. 
6. Repeat steps 1 through 5 until icon status is achieved.
Come to think of it, you could win a presidential election with this formula too. Except for the tacky clothes part: replace that with dressing the wolf in sheep’s clothing and I think we’ve got ourselves a winner.
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