Whew! It might be Spring, but it’s been chilly around the Big White ever since the dinner late afternoon meeting with BB Netanyahu. Did you hear about the Big Chill? Seems that Big Guy, with his renewed superhuman powers,
decided it was time to show that Israeli upstart just who was in charge around here.
Here’s the short story: Netanyahu “blindsided” Joey B with the announcement that the Israelis are building a new apartment building in Jerusalem. (I don’t know if this was a diplomatic slight or not, but I can tell you: it’s not that hard to blindside Joey) I guess the Israelis are supposed to be acting like they already gave half of their capital city to the Palestinians. Because the Palestinians have been discriminated against too, you know, Just like the Jews. OK, nobody killed 6 million of them, but people say mean things about them all the time (except on PBS and NPR). Maybe because they keep blowing things up? But I digress. Big Guy made it clear, you know - “Let me make it perfectly clear” - to BB that he forbade him to start any new settlements in his country’s own capital city, and he went ahead and did it anyway. Boy, the nerve of that guy! Building in his capital.
So I guess the Palestinians want Jerusalem back (although it’s not clear in my hard drive that it was ever really theirs in the first place, but that’s another story.) So we all feel sorry for them now, and we want everything to be fair. Just split that baby down the middle, like in King Solomon’s days.
But apparently BB didn’t roll over like Big Guy is getting used to again, now that, as I said, he’s regained his super-powers. 
So in his meeting with that little peon leader of the Jewish state, Big Guy just gets up and announces that he’s going to have dinner with Lady M and the Wee Wons, leaving BB sitting there to think about his bad behavior.
Three things come to mind: first, Big Guy must really, really like the pot roast Cristeta was serving up on Tuesday. Second, I know for a fact he didn’t have dinner with Lady M, because we were enjoying Marcus’ 20 course tasting dinner at Aquavit on Tuesday. Third, this is the same behavioral modification training Big Guy tried to use on little Bo.I don’t want to be negative here, but frankly it didn’t work very well with little Bo, if you know what I mean. And it doesn’t look like it worked any better with BB. He and his friends left, leaving a note for Big Guy behind saying: I’ll give up half of Jerusalem when you give Texas back to the Mexicans.” I’m afraid that’s not the kind of negotiations we’re used to around here. At least with the Republicans it’s been more like “How about you give me your car, and I’ll give you one of my old shoes*?”
In other Big White news: Lady M went to the Alicia Keys concert last night. Here she is with Alicia last year:
And here’s Alicia at her concert:
I think you can see why there won’t be any side-by-sides this year.
We’re on the cotton-balls dipped-in- olive oil diet of the models all weekend because Carla’s coming next week and we want to be in shape. So it looks like another weekend hanging out in the little room at the back of Lady M’s closet. That’s OK, it will give me a chance to write a review of my brother Hub’s new movie. You’re going to love it!
*HT to Woz, deal analyst in the way-way back machine who could always sum up a deal succinctly.
17 comments:
He lied to Netanyahu about leaving to have dinner with MOO and the girls. They were still in NYC. It was reported by Lynn Sweet and other outlets with nothing worthwhile to report about.
Is there anything he won't lie about? Does he realize how really, really bad this kind of lying makes him look?
Lulu
Did he also flip Netanyahu the finger? That sems to be Obambi's favorite non-verbal cue.
I am still shaking my head over this appalling lack of decorum and just plain manners. To treat a head of state as if he were the pizza delivery guy is simply unbelievable, but to lie while knowing it would be reported in every major newspaper? BO is truly a miscreant and an idiot, and I wish someone would teach him basic courtesy since he has no common decency. Pigs have better manners.
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One Israeli newspaper called the meeting “a hazing in stages”, poisoned by such mistrust that the Israeli delegation eventually left rather than risk being eavesdropped on a White House phone line.
Another said that the Prime Minister had received “the treatment reserved for the President of Equatorial Guinea”…
http://hotair.com/archives/2010/03/25/report-obama-humiliated-netanyahu-at-the-white-house/
MOTUS, your MOL's have lost the spirit of the thing. The Won is a GOD - HELLOO!!!!!
And The First Wookie is like, his concubine and all. Her baby-daddy pays while she frolicks - and let the little people eat cake!! You girls just have got to get back into some history lessons. I mean, there really are human beings who are gifts, and to ignore a diety is well - simply ungrateful.
This Jewish cat expected The Won to act like a president?? Yeah, right. Once again, God incarnate among them and they want special treatment.
What next? They'll be bombing Iran's peacefully established nuclear facilities, and expect the Untied Socialist States to support the strike. Which will obliterate most of what The Won's problems in the region really are, such as diplomacy, and so he can send in FEMA.
Or something like that.
Oh what a bother. Pass the kobi......
Bettyann -- you're right!
The most important question for me is what kind of handbag did MO carry to Manhattan? Was it a new Birkin bag? Perhaps a Judith Leiber for the evening? Or the new Dior tote in Crocodile? Inquiring minds want to know before we plan our next extravagant puchase.
MOTUS! I hope BiBi wasn't serious about Texas! The Dear Reader would like nothing better than to give away some of the more bothersome states to Me-he-co. Perhaps for a lifetime supply of authentic Tacos and Burritos...delivered weekly to The First Fat Ass, Big (R) MO.
Huckabee just pointed out that BiBi is building bedrooms while Iran is building bombs...maybe we should be more worried about the bombs. Actually, I'm sure BiBi has a handle on it and Iran better watch their P's and Q's or else...they may lose a few bedrooms in the coming scuffle. Oh dear. That wasn't inciting violence was it?
Bedrooms! My goodness, Madame, how you do carry on. Who worries about bedrooms when one must endure a bad bra day. Clearly, you have no conception of what it is like to be a Wookie on the galactic stage.
"sniff"
Maybe Obama was hungry for pork chops and didnt want to share with Netanyahu...with Jello for dessert.
This moron is quickly pissing off every ally that the U.S. has (had), and I dont think he'll be convincing the traditional enemies of the U.S. to become new allies.
I wont be surprised if Canada and Mexico start looking into ways to cut thru the earth's mantle to literally separate their countries from ours.
MOTUS, would that our dear reader had as much testosterone inside his holiness as that ripped example above, baring his O. What a jaw line. But alas. We are stuck with the homo-erotic strutter, hosting a family dinner with no family present. Which is six in one hand or half a dozen in the other, but who's counting.
Still looking for the video of Obama strutting up a red carpet - can't remember where and can't find it, damn. Sorry, MOLs.
Maybe BiBi should arrange for the Dubai team to visit the white house one of these days.
BiBi isn't a door-to-door salesman that you can dismiss with a "thanks, not interested", he is the political leader of our most loyal ally and a guest of the WH. The WH is OUR house and we expect the short-term residents there to extend every courtesy to OUR guests.
Barry needs to be sent to the corner for a time-out.
He is a bratty, spoiled child.
Put a dunce cap on him while you are at it.
Gee, the whole NY trip could be called
Michelle's Excellent Junk Food Adventure
ribs, ice cream, pizza, pepperoni, and candy!
Yes, Anon, I'm thinking she'll be wearing full skirts for a few weeks to cover up the pooch from all that pigging out.
I read that the Israeli team was so shocked by the inappropriate and crass lack of protocol by The Dear Reader, they thought he might have the room bugged and wouldn't even use the phones. I only hope BiBi used the opportunity (in case the room was bugged) to exit loudly commenting "What an Asshole." And that's putting it mildly.
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