Big Guy promised no celebrating until after the Senate passed the House “fixes” to his big historic Obamacare bill. What he meant was no public celebrating. Because the catering vans started arriving first thing this morning, and I haven’t seen this much caviar, foie gras and bubbly around here since Bill beat that impeachment rap.
And although BG says “This isn’t about me” every chance he gets, just between you and me: it’s about him. I can tell, since –as you know - I’m no ordinary mirror. In addition to my high quality reflective abilities, I’m also a precision NASA designed digital reimaging system, upgraded with the latest transformative software. So I see things that others don’t; specifically, I see what people THINK they see when they gaze at themselves in my reflection.
For example, do you remember the dress Lady M wore to the Nobel Peace Prize Prom? The lovely ice queen gown by Azzedine Alaia?
This isn’t exactly what MO saw when she gazed into my looking glass. She saw her reflection as imagined by the designer - on Nicole Kidman:
h/t Jenni M
What once was white is transformed to black, what once was long is transformed to short, what once hugged curvy body parts wrapped in heavy-duty Lycra now glides over a svelte body of perfect proportion. Dr. Sanity calls this sort of transformation denial, first cousin of delusion.
Here at Big White, we just call it “Obama Magic.”
Teleprompter Barry: looking at you, looking back at him. That’s you – the little people – in the background. Way, way far in the background.
Dr. Sanity calls this kind of reflection narcissism: no matter where he looks, Big Guy sees himself. So the bottom line is, whenever Big Guy says “It’s not about me,” it’s really all about him. If you get that part, you’ve pretty much got all there is to get.
So, we’ll be keeping the celebration low-key tonight. Just a few of our closest Chicago-Way friends and enforcers, who have proved once again that there is no vote that can’t be bought if the price is right. Because Big Guy’s the President. He’s too big to fail. Failure is for little people.
h/t for Teleprompter Barry via Gerard @ American Digest
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We send our regrets that our family will not attend the festivities. We will spend the day praying for our country, our people(born and unborn) and our future.
ReplyDeletesrdem, I will be joining you...we need a national day of prayer. My new grandson (sob, no girl) will be arriving any day now and I am going to write a letter letting him know what life was like before Communism and that I did my best to protect him.
ReplyDeleteThe baby shower in SF this weekend was interesting...friends of my son who live in Berkeley have gone and turned all conservative (they don't dare speak outside their home for fear of retaliation from the Berkeley PC mob) on their mutual friends...they're done with the O's, hate the HC plan and plan on fighting amnesty...in other words they can think for themselves...music to my ears. I only needed one hint as to their politics and said, "Come over here and sit by me; it'll just be the three of us." WoW! Did I get an ear full! Did you know in Berkeley that NO American History is taught...only minority history? 12 y/o kids in school are made to act out past history: White kids are slave owners and the black kids are slaves. Their daughter had made friends with a little black girl when school started but since the "lesson" the black girl refuses to have anything to do with their daughter. Why I should be surprised at anything done in Berzerkly I don't know but radical as they've always been...now they're raving lunatics. Be thankful that you don't have to live there MOTUS although I can imagine the Big White is not very different these days what with Racist Granny, etc.
Dear FOMs,
ReplyDeleteThis is where I always come when I can't take it anymore, and today I can't take it anymore. Stupak and his gang have sold out. I wanted to share my letter to him with you all.
Congressman,
I am sure you are aware that Obama said, “I got two daughters - 9 years old and 6 years old. I am going to teach them first about values and morals, but if they make a mistake, I don’t want them punished with a baby.” Clearly by his words and deeds he supports universal abortion even when it comes to his own grandchildren. Not to worry, he will just sign another executive order making abortion the law of the land once he becomes king.
pawn - n. a person or an entity used to further the purposes of another
What a mockery our democratic process has become. The American people have won nothing and for you to suggest otherwise is ludicrous.
Oh, and not to get off subject, but since you all are so into sad, sad health insurance stories try this one on. When my son was born, we had no insurance. Prior to his birth, we called the hospital and found out how much it would cost and made sure we had the money to pay for his birth. We did not seek government assistance. At 9 months our son had a severe asthma attack and had to be hospitalized. We still had no insurance. We did not seek government assistance but instead moved back to my parent’s home and paid every outstanding medical bill we had incurred. And although I wanted lots and lots of children which government assistance would have gladly facilitated, I chose to have only one child.
Can I sit next to Michelle at the next State of the Union address or do you think it would send the wrong message?
Sincerely,
Madame congrats on the new family member!
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like the lucky little fella will have some solid and positve support for his life. Best wishes to Mom and Dad, too.
Madame, what many things we have in common! 5 grandsons for me, and finally a girl coming in June - do not give up hope! What good news from Berzerkley also, as the last time I ws there I got in a fight with the 7 ' 11 cashier, the hotel manager, the b*tches at he house where I was supposed to stay - all because they were so insane, I couldn't take it anymore. I felt like I was in an upside down universe. But did find some great bargains at the book store.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, WOW - when you put Moochelle next to Nicole - OMG. That has to hurt. Kind of like Beauty and the "BEEP", bless her little tiny weensy frozen black heart.
srdem,
ReplyDeleteIt's a sad day in mudville,for sure. Your prayers are surely needed.
Madame,
Good to know there's another little trooper on the way. Teach him well, and he will be our future. I'm stunned to hear that your son's friends are still alive to tell of their subversive life in Berkeley. Srdem, do you think you could find time to pray for them too? They are going to need it.
forkarrie,
You, dear, are a true American. Unfortunately on the "endangered species" list, but still to be revered and honored. As long as we can locate each other, we can still prevail. Keep the faith. We are strong and they are weak.
bettyann,
You and Madame can have your own basketball team. Maybe Big Guy can show them some of his signature moves. Or maybe you'd rather not.
From the sound of things, I'd suggest you steer clear of Berkeley. Maybe we should just fence it in and ship in the prisoners from Gitmo. They can entertain and educate each other.