Did any of you watch the Cartoon Network Hall of Games Awards with your kids or grandkids last week? If not, don’t feel guilty. Neither did anyone else. Even though Lady M was on, promoting our “No Child’s Fat Behind” program. She just wanted to tell kids to eat their veggies, preferably organic, because their parents aren’t informed enough (yet) to tell them themselves.
According to Granny Jan, it looks like this “all-veggies-all-the-time” initiative is going to require a bit more efforting:
Butt don’t worry, it’s SEIU’s our number one priority.
It’s funny,though, when a cartoon caricature is hawking something it’s considered propaganda:
Hi! I’m Ronald, and I’m evil! Would you like fries with that?
Butt when Lady M does it, backed by the full faith and credit of the federal government, it’s a PSA.
Hi-iiii! I’m Michelle. I’m good. And wise. And really, really cool. So eat your damn carrots!!!
I’ve got to run now, we’ve got another Big White Awards show this afternoon! It’s the 2010 National Medal of Arts and National Humanities Medal. You’re not going to want to miss this one! Meryl Streep is one of our winners this year! I’m giddy with anticipation.
In the meantime, why don’t you all run out and grab some lunch. Just be sure to choose wisely, there will be consequences!
Food Police in San Francisco seen forcibly removing a suspected food terrorist from a local restaurant
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I was eating my lunch and my husband was whining about no dessert when I turned on your post. THANKS!
ReplyDeleteDESSERT! Who does that man think he is any way? One of the royals?
ReplyDeleteAnother WH par-tay? I thought they just gave out medals a couple of weeks ago. I think this is simply another 2012 campaign touchy-feely (literally, in mA0's case) photo op.
ReplyDeleteWould I be racist if I asked to see FFA's credentials as a nutritionist? Oh yeah, we are not supposed to ask teh Iw0ns for documentation of any type. We are expected to believe whatever they tell us.
Butt we do have visual evidence of FFA's consumption of calorie-loaded expensive food. It follows her around everywhere she goes.
MOTUS made me hungry - Looked for some cartoon propaganda,
ReplyDeletefigured with Meryl coming - had to get a big one,
now they even come with fat kids behinds.
Just doin my part - WTF
Brilliant video as usual, Granny J. MO's loud grating voice is so annoying, kind of like nails on a chalkboard; that it could actually be used as torture device, like some music terrorists are said to be forced to listen to break them.
ReplyDeleteHere's an idea: what if one of MO's "no soup for you" like statements: "dessert is not a right" or "we don't want to hear the whining" "we want you to eat it, just eat it" in her voice is recorded and programmed to be heard each time the dessert is opened (kind of like a pig's squeal programmed into a dieter's fridge door) That could put a person off desserts forever!
Meanwhile, Muslims want to demolish the Statue of Liberty:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2011/03/muslims-call-fo.html#comments
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Poor kid looks very uncomfortable - and more than a little afraid.
ReplyDeleteBig MO is apparently celebrating Dr. Seuss' birthday by reading to our kids from the Library of Congress today (parents apparently are not capable of, or are not around to, do that activity with their own kids) :
ReplyDeletehttp://voices.washingtonpost.com/blog-post/2011/03/dr_seusss_birthday_celebrated.html
And she is kicking off, 'Read Across America Day' (could a helpful reading list be far behind?):
http://www.nea.org/grants/886.htm
Why stop at our "kid's fat behinds" when she can shape and mold their minds as well?
Big mo loves those big meals where she can eat all she wants and doesn't have to pay for her indulgences. And then she can smile and tell people that it's okay to occasionally eat high off the hog like she does. Her new name should be Queen Hypocrisy.
ReplyDeleteBTW - she's having another one of those one wonderful phone dictates - where she reads from her script and no one is allowed to question the Princeton lawyer because she knows 'nothin'
Granny Jo - another fabulous video which will leave me laughing all day long. Even though I'm a dog person, Jihad Kitty is adorable and quite the cutie.
ReplyDeleteShe/he is adorable.
ReplyDeleteUTOPIA HIGH SCHOOL: <span>New_Lunch_Rules</span>
ReplyDelete1. Anyone caught throwing fruit or vegatables in the trash can and wasting this valuable resource, lovingly given to us by Mrs. Obama,(praise be upon her) will be considered an enemy of the state and will be taken outside and shot against the gymnasium wall.
2. Read Rule No 1, AGAIN!
By Order Of:
I.M. Gutless, Principal
Rules for Radical Conservatives
ReplyDeletehttp://www.amazon.com/Rules-Radical-Conservatives-Beating-America/dp/0345521862
I remember Meryl Streep the year she tesified before congress about pesicide on apples and singlehandedly almost destroyed the apple market. "WHAT ARE WE DOING TO OUR CHILDREN?" I don't know what her qualifications were to testify but she definitely deserves the medal just for that performance alone. She is a great actress, but she didn't draw from those experiences.
ReplyDeleteOh goodie. another par-TAY, another indulgent menu, full of all those decadent foods MOO doesn't have to deny herself, plus all the lovely beverages to wash it down with.
ReplyDeleteAnd, what shall Mrs. God wear tonight, pray tell? What designer shall she honor, which pair of bobbles will dangle from her wee little black lobes? How many bracelets? Which pair of green shoes to wear!
Oh, the sacrifices, the sacrifices!!!
Ah, the NEA has had that responsibility for years, and unfortunately have been doing a bang up job of it.
ReplyDeleteHe/she is probably afraid to be mistaken as Flo's entree. =-O
ReplyDeleteThey all look good Papa, but Lady M would like me to order the really big red bug for her late night snackin'
ReplyDeleteNice example of how we can weave diversity into our everyday lives.
ReplyDeleteAnother party? Really? **I was reading a People mag at the orthodontist's office about Kate and Will. They live in a four bedroom house - with NO staff. They cook their own meals our get take-out. He is a Prince who grew up with the best of the best. MEchelle, who just discovered "Military Families" two years after the Won won, has a staff of 20 something handmaidens just for her - and chefs, etc. The office of the FLOTUS needs to be shut down. Her superfluous campaigns are a waste of taxpayer money and a waste of time.
ReplyDeleteAnother party? Really? **I was reading a People mag at the orthodontist's office about Kate and Will. They live in a four bedroom house - with NO staff. They cook their own meals our get take-out. He is a Prince who grew up with the best of the best. MEchelle, who just discovered "Military Families" two years after the Won won, has a staff of 20 something handmaidens just for her - and chefs, etc. The office of the FLOTUS needs to be shut down. Her superfluous campaigns are a waste of taxpayer money and a waste of time.
ReplyDeleteYou Betcha
ReplyDeleteGranny you are not implying that Flo is a food Nazi? You know how the left hates that word unless they are using it on a little old lady with a flag tee shirt and a tea bag hanging from her sun hat.
ReplyDeleteHippo Queen: already taken.
ReplyDeleteSkoolz Twoday: Zero Tolerance, Reason Free Zones.
ReplyDeleteI highly recommend. We all need to be playing by the same rulz.
ReplyDeleteOur great Unifier in Chief strikes again. His lackey, AG Holder testified: the Black Panther intimidation case demeans, "my people". Oh, and he didn't mean Americans:
ReplyDeletehttp://gatewaypundit.rightnetwork.com/2011/03/eric-holder-black-panther-case-demeans-my-people/
Alar:
ReplyDeleteBy the way, <span>Alar was later proved to be harmless,</span> but not until after it bankrupted many apple growers as fear of apples spread like malaria without DDT. (from Dewey's "Skepticism"
Well, if Meryl is sensitive about pesticides on her food, maybe that's why she is too busy to eat at the Big White. She knows what's in that garden.
ReplyDeletePlease CCGal, think of me. Without all of her, uh, responsibilites, she'd just be hanging around here all day. There's not enough Xanax on the planet.
ReplyDeleteI want to compliment the artist who drew the Mitchell cartoon. It's so true to life! The giant hand, the little eye, the helmet head. It's all there. I would just suggest the boob belt needs to be a bit higher, though I know it's difficult when there are no boobs to actually measure the placement.
ReplyDeleteSorry: apparently this is a joke (in very poor taste). But completely believable, sadly.
ReplyDeleteI was so ticked off I made this. I know it's bad, butt
ReplyDeleteGranny Jan, you are a treasure! That voice--My ears, my ears! THE VOICE combined with THE FACE reminds me of all the times as a child I was terrified by Miss Almira Gulch, the bicycling townswoman of the Wizard of Oz--"And your little dog, too." Horrible. Now there's a whole generation of kids growing up with this nightmare of a FLOTUS.
ReplyDeleteAlas, no dinner for the recipients this time. All their hard work and sacrifices, and all they get is a lousy medal ceremony in the Big White in the middle of the day. Bummer.
ReplyDeleteI tell you what: you want to keep at least one of those "racist" cards in your pocket at all times. You never know when it's going to be your only escape hatch.
ReplyDeleteI'll pass your comments on to Raj. In case he had anything to do with it.
ReplyDeleteJust when you thought... I bet Ikram is LAO.
ReplyDeleteShe is getting a ginormous amount of press...she may be running for something...omg.
ReplyDelete"I smell White People, fire up the barby, let's eat!"
ReplyDeleteNot a joke: over $700 billion to refurbish mosques overseas, and to provide the Imams with internet service.
ReplyDeleteObama cannot imagine how we cut find anything else to cut.
http://www.wsbtv.com/video/index.html
MOO is colorblind when dressing but not in other areas.
ReplyDeleteDrunk in front of the children again.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Raj!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for the pix, Gran!
ReplyDeleteBack when I was 30, I resumed my education. My children were in school all day...life got boring...so I took Art and English to get back into the groove.
My English prof loved to teach, especially via what he called "Hat Rack"...which I eventually joined. We read for children, especially those confined to hospitals. The hat rack we dragged along bore the different hats we would wear, depending upon the characters. We wore 'regular' clothing that did not CLASH, unlike MOO! The children we read to 'ate it up', escaped into the story(so to speak) by using their imaginations. Our clothing did not matter.
Though we used 'voices', none were ever even near that of FFA. She has the whining harangue of a harridan. O:-)
Unfortunately (for all of us), there are no pix of the kids to whom she was reading. If the pix give us any idea of her 'acting out the characters', I would imagine more than a few kids became scared.
I know I would be!
The toddler trying to disguise himself as a lobster and hide in the bucket to get away from her is just one example of the chil'ren's reactions.
ReplyDeleteI knew it. Koopie or not, the MO (you can't keep a good, er big woman down) we know and love (Yikes, you know what I mean: love to snark about) is bound to emerge, sooner or later.
ReplyDeleteKarate moves while reading Dr Seuss? Looks like she was going for a clown impersonation, minus the nose.
Oh my goodness does Flo mismatch her clothes on purpose? Doesn't she realize that she is already the center of attention in the "big girl" chair at the front of the room reading to the children without clothes that scream "I'm here! I'm the first lady and you are not. I can wear whatever I want cuz everyone is afraid of me and I am the first lady. I can stand up here and make crazy gestures with my hands because I'm the first lady. Now someone get me a glass of wine!"
ReplyDeleteI just watched the video on the WH You Tube. There weren't any good close ups like these photos, butt the highlight was when she finished and waved her arms around in that spastic manner we've seen so many times.
ReplyDeleteJules - that NYT best-selling book by the Won - something about his daughters, will be the first on the list, to be followed by his two memoirs. End of list.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap. Must.Find.Eye.Bleach.
ReplyDeleteShe ought to know smelliness. Remember her, "Barack is stinky and snore-y" comment? :
ReplyDeleteNew Photobucket effect
ReplyDeleteCCG, You are right. But they might add a few more for the 'older' kids: the O's favorite demographic (after the Unions) the useful idiots who are still so drunk on the Koolaid to notice that he is spending their future away. Like Alinsky's 'Rules for Racials', 'Mein Kampf' and all his future memoirs. He has to brag about their WH years; Ayers, I'm sure would oblige. BTW, I wonder why MO has not penned her own (not literally, of course) yet.
ReplyDeleteOMG.....it's a GUT BUSTER instead of a BOOB BELT!!!!!
ReplyDeletePink and orange? REALLY?!?!?!?!? What you want to bet she wore either the puke yellow or electric blue shoes with this getup?????
There are some tones of hot pink and orange that work...not these, of course. This is the eye equivilent of nails on a blackboard.
ReplyDeleteI have a guess that she'll "honor" John Galliano by wearing one of his weird costumes at the next event...especially since his "jew pig" comment.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised she's wearing them right side out.
ReplyDeleteMO is getting enough press for sure! AOL (Ariianna of HuffPo fame is now in charge of content there, you know) pitches in, complete with a gallery of a few First Ladies from Martha Washington to our First Fashion Icon herself:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/02/the-dish-on-first-ladies-from-martha-washington-to-michelle-oba/
Some interesting nuggets from the article: (other than a rundown of various First Ladies' attempts at being more than figureheads) the O's (while BO is advocating for wireless to the remotest parts of our country) apparently have no wireless in the East Wing. And they have only one phone in their living quarters and have to dash from room to room when it rings. Maybe the point the writer was trying to make was that the O's are just like the 'little' people. But it actually does not project the image of "quaintness" as the author thinks it does; but of cluelessness and ineptitude , especially from the first Blackberry President!
Seems the media are having a hard time understanding why we don't like their Big Black Bitch in our house. So they include photos with captions that illuminate some achievement for each of many FLOTUSs, with first a claim that first ladies are so misunderstood.
ReplyDeleteTry to imagine Nancy wearing hajib and giving the old cooter a few comfy digs in public. Try to imagine Jackie jumping around and waving her arms while wearing a gaudy tablecloth and plumbing hardware. Imagine Barbara in a short dress with greasy legs using poor English and slouching in an antique WH chair, chiding the country about fatty eating habits. Imagine Rosaline touring London in a lacy apron of pink and orange and yellow with a big plastic flower pin, hugging the Queen, and giving her a present from the WH gift shop.
We understand this FLOTUS very well, thanks. It's called trailer trash on steroids.
It is not a joke....crazy as it seems they have blue prints and everything drawn up for the "renovation". I'd be laughing if it wasn't so darn serious. The crazy imam who wants to do it will be spewing in front of the white house tomorrow. :(
ReplyDeleteJules, did you treat yourself to the comments? My my, looks like the libs are getting back in spades - no pun intended - what they dished out for 8 years.
ReplyDeleteWow! Dior actually canned him! His gowns will be priceless now.
ReplyDeleteI just did, bettyann. They are brutal!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget, he's pathetic, too.
ReplyDeleteJules - its in the works -volumes one, two, three. You know, she had like accomplished so much. Oh and a movie about them is a must.
ReplyDeleteI guess the Listening Tour will come next.
ReplyDeleteAnd oh so snarky and yummy! I'm getting goose bumps right now.
ReplyDeleteDessert? With lunch? GJ...you never told us your husband is (either) an SEIU official; a Democratic fundraising operative; or a former Motown recording artist...because I didn't think any American NOT noshing at Big White was ALLOWED dessert in the middle of the day (or any day with 's' in it--as long as it doesn't fall on an 'even' day).
ReplyDeleteAnd another HUGE culprit in the apple hysteria was Phil Donahue (the original, pale male Oprah) who helped foist upon a generation, the public, televised confessional.
ReplyDeleteObviously the wildly thrashing hands are a reaction to Dr. Suess's "Green Eggs and Ham."
ReplyDeleteEggs? PORK products? (Now imagine Me!chelle realizing that an 'old, dead, white guy' had THAT idea...)
"Don't make me whoop you upside the head...you eat your damn carrots only!!!"
Merryl Streep nearly sank the Chilean food export industry, back then.
ReplyDeletePink, I guess they are buying votes and campaign support by giving out awards for breathing.
ReplyDeleteAs we learned from MoochMO's plans for military families, "we're going to be on the road" spreading "fun and excitement," this woman thinks the response to everything is a big venue with herself as the center of attention.l
Comment on the website that has the Statue of Liberty demolition article: "It's probably a joke. Do a WHOIS search on the site and you will find out that it was created on 2/21/11, was last updated on the day of creation, and is based in Atlanta."
ReplyDeleteBut that's not to say that some muslims don't agree with the stuff posted on there -- the White House with minarets is over the top, but the general approach of the "A Muslim without Sharia" article echoes what I have read before.
Could this woman just shut up and stay in the White House and raise her own kids, the Princesses Obama?
ReplyDeleteHer need to be in the center of everything, doing everything on stage outstrips Oprah's need for attention and that is a marvel of nature.
Bo actually had a meeting scheduled just after with HRC.
ReplyDeleteHow can a person be "snorey?" What does that MoochMO Ivy League Vocabulary word mean?
ReplyDeleteThat first photo! What enormous, expensive, fake HORSE CHOPPERS our First Lady has.
ReplyDelete(Just realized this sounds like a line from Little Red Riding Hood.)
I suppose she felt she had to dress like a cartoon character to keep up with the bright colors in the Seuss books -- or am I over-intellectualizing MoochMO's fashion decisions?
ReplyDeleteI bet she just had a high old time acting like a toddler with all the littlel (probably all AfAm) kids just screaming in delight at seeing an adult act like an ass.
MOO's teeth do look like they've enlarged since the won took office. Although I'm not an expert, it seems to me that she has an underbite/ jaw alignment problem. Larger teeth or veneers or whatever just make it worse. She seems to barely be able to contain them.
ReplyDeleteBO took the time (before heading off to the WH party of the day this afternoon) to make an obligatory statement, "I'm saddened and I am outraged...the Government will spare no effort to determine why two American airmen were killed and two others were wounded..."
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry to say I actually caught part of his appearance on TV. Even knowing he reads off TOTUS, all I can say is: can he be any more robotic. He defintely showed a lot more passion when talking about public workers being villified. And Barry, doesn't the shooter shouting "Allahu Akhbar" give you any clues on why?
I see she has on a clown squirt flower pin. Butt it is orange, doesn't match what she has on at all. Never mind.
ReplyDeleteJules, I thought much the same thing. I have yet to see him as animated as he was last summer, during one of his pressers on healthcare, when he opined that the Cambridge Police Dept. "acted stupidly".
ReplyDeleteOh, that so sweet. She wore a clown's suit to read to the children.
ReplyDeleteBettyann, wee little black lobes ? Omg I had this awful image of those pastey things with tassels.... It did make me give up dessert ... Forever
ReplyDeleteFrom Mrs O's blog: a picture of MO, from in a recycled (from December 2009 - wonder how she fit into it) teal silk Michael Kors dress at the Medal of Arts Event at the WH today:
ReplyDeletePHOTO OP!
ReplyDeleteAnd they added cute little ladylike Jessica Alba, dressed perfectly for the occasion including black pantyhose, with an adorable little baby girl. And Jessica knows how a lady crosses her legs in public.
MO was heard screaming: "AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!"
PHOTO OP!
ReplyDeleteAnd they added cute little ladylike Jessica Alba, dressed perfectly for the occasion including black pantyhose, with an adorable little baby girl. And Jessica knows how a lady crosses her legs in public.
MO was heard screaming: "AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!"
PHOTO OP!
ReplyDeleteAnd they added cute little ladylike Jessica Alba, dressed perfectly for the occasion including black pantyhose, with an adorable little baby girl. And Jessica knows how a lady crosses her legs in public.
MO was heard screaming: "AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!"
<span>she had like accomplished so much.</span>
ReplyDeleteJust like Obiewon-Henobe
And a big carving of them on The Big-Rock-Candy-Mt.
ReplyDeleteGranny Jan, did you two have a fight...and you tore up her highness's likenesses.
ReplyDeleteThst reminds me of the site where you put in a name,some words or sentences about that person, and it makes a picture of the whole thing. It can be in color or black and white. One of my grandsons had the link but I've forgotten it now. Will ask him if you are interested or can't find it..
ReplyDeleteMaybe let-out or a replacement....or....she's been purging again.
ReplyDeleteThey all loved her clown outfit at Mrs O's Blog and were disappointed that Mrs T conveniently could'nt find a photo of the entire outfit. ;)
ReplyDeleteMrs O thoughtfully gives the pic of this dress from 2009. It was much looser then (must have shrunk in the wash like all her clother).
ReplyDeleteWonder if she's wearing hose & wierd shoes!
So, there was another adoring article in WaPo today,
ReplyDeletehttp://voices.washingtonpost.com/reliable-source/2011/03/rs-_flotus.html :
about MO reading to the kids, which reads partly:
Message: Reading is cool. Hey, Barack does it.
"The president reads so much," his wife told the giggling throngs, reports our colleague Aaron Leitko, "he knows ALL the facts."
First of all, "giggling throngs?" Great projection, guys!
Secondly, "knows all the facts?". Thanks a lot, Michelle for letting us know how extensive "know it all" (or is it, all knowing?) Barack's knowledge base is.
I guess Michelle (despite the time she spent at Princeton and Harvard) has never heard this Socrates quote, "As for me, all I know is that I know nothing." or this by Plato comparing himself to Socrates, "...I appear to be wiser than he, because I do not fancy I know what I do not know."
Here's Jessica & her daughter Honor (from HuffPo) In all the shots they have of the event (there's a slideshow here) I couldn't find MO and Jessica in the same frame:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/02/michelle-obama-jessica-alba-dr-seuss_n_830417.html#s248101&title=Jessica__Honor
Came across these today:
ReplyDeleteYou don't ever see MO having her picture taken with white children. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteThere is a good article about that on www.sultanknish.blogspot.com.
ReplyDeleteI dunno, think I can see "Zion" in there.
ReplyDeleteLooking at that picture, Granny, wouldn't you expect her to be humble???? She definately has many reasons why she should be. So delusional.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else notice the slurring in MeShell's voice?
ReplyDelete"We on' wanna hear the whining."
"We can't jes leave it up to the parents."
"We wanchu ta eat it...jes eat it."
First Wookie is using ghetto-speak. Learned in Chicago, like in the Hood, ya know...
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