Well, finally! Following the certification for her world-wide Jumping Jackathon Lady M has gone into the Guinness Book of World Records as winning!
Well here – I’ll Let Lady M tell you about it herself:
Only when powered by government math-a-magics can 464 kids on the Big White lawn morph into a record breaking 300,265 around the globe! Lady M shattered the old record by over 280,000! This ability to coalesce our forces and multiply our numbers bodes well for our re-election efforts around the country.
And you would think that would be enough for one day, butt that was only the beginning of historical events at the Big White yesterday. Big Guy also ended one of George Bush’s wars. Formal remarks to follow.
Butt before we get back to that, and Lady M’s busy afternoon schedule, I have a quick wrap up from the weekend. Some of you have been asking for details on the sparkly shoes Lady M wore at the Christmas in Washington concert on Sunday:
Yes, they are from the Drag Queen collection, butt just be grateful we didn’t go with the full height silver boot which was also in contention. And speaking of boots, we got our over-the-knee-and-to-the-thigh brown suede boots out to read Christmas (!) stories to the children at the Children’s National Medical Center yesterday.
And guess what? Little Bo got to tag along because the kids seem to love him.
Some of you were concerned about that unnatural bulge – the one on Lady M’s back – that we see here:
It’s nothing to worry about. I’m not at liberty to divulge the precise nature and purpose of the device, butt I can tell you that it is not a wireless network box for direct communications with the Shake Shack.
The story reading event was a big hit with everyone. Little Bo even found somebody to love.
Meanwhile, back in the anti-war room, Big Guy was still taking his bows for ending the war that he “strongly opposed” while running for the Big White; saying that “I think history will judge the original decision to go into Iraq,” he did add that because of the huge sacrifices by American soldiers and civilians and the courage of the Iraqi people, “we have now achieved an Iraq that is self-governing, that is inclusive and that has enormous potential.”
And we all know how important it is to be "inclusive."
To paraphrase Charles de Gaulle: Iraq has a great future. Butt it always will.