Sunday, February 19, 2012

Getting all Off Piste

UPDATE: BLANK SPOTS (NOW OCCUPIED BY “CENSORED” PHOTO) IN THE POSTS ARE DUE TO THREATENING NOTIFICATION THAT I CANNOT DISPLAY ANY OF THE COPYRIGHTED PHOTOS TAKEN BY CHRIS COUNCIL HERE OR IN THE Snow Queen Cometh: Home POST. SO JUST USE YOUR IMAGINATION! THAT’S USUALLY BETTER ANYWAY. OR, CLICK HERE OR ON THE CENSORED PICS TO SEE THEM ON THE AP SITE!

An InstaPundit reader in Aspen emails: “The Obamas are doing everything they can to be invisible in Aspen. If you didn’t know they were here, you wouldn’t know. It’s clear their press operation fears more of the Michelle Antoinette meme leaking out.” [ed. apparently “everything” now includes censoring bloggers who don’t appear to be on the team]

Leave it to the Daily Mail to find a way to sneak around our photo embargo and do the work our own MSM was too busy to do (covering Whitney’s funeral). Here they report on Lady M’s skiing ability:

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(CENSORED AP photos can be seen here or click on the former images)

That’s a nice wedgie! Lady M is a natural at keeping her feet apart!

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Once we learn how to control that center of gravity, it will be straight downhill!

And our own Granny Jan got an exclusive CENSORED!

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We’re starting out on some gentle terrain, and later today will be moving on to the off piste jumping. (However, the photo embargo will be stringently enforced for the rest of the trip, to protect the rest of the skiers. From the photographers.) By then we will have worked up quite an appetite for the post lunch après ski pre dinner snack.

You maybe expected Big Guy to join us yesterday as Air Force Won flew right over Colorado on it’s way back from the California gold rush. Butt alas! Washington calls.

The new body bag manBo’s new body bag man packs up

Plus, Big Guy thought he might have picked up a cold on his hectic West Coast trip where he managed to jam in about a gazillion fundraisers along with his many official appearances.

bo everett waDancin’ with the SS

The last leg of the trip included a visit to the Boeing plant in Seattle where they build the original Dreamliner:

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No, I mean the 787:

barrys dreamYou’re kidding!? You cram how many seats in here?

He spoke to the troops, praising them and their co-workers in the South Carolina factory his NLRB nearly closed down ( by accident or something) a couple of months ago. He told them that he was there “to sell stuff.” Which I think was pretty obvious.

bo we're all headed this wayDon’t get sucked into that big dark hole

Then it was on to Medina, WA. In the rain.

bo umbrella manWe haven’t seen our Morton Salt President for quite awhile

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Butt when it rains, it still pours around here.

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Here at an “unscheduled” stop, Big Guy totally knocks Medina Elementary School principal Beth Hamilton off her feet. So don’t tell me America’s not still in love with the Won.

bo singing in the back seatSinging in the rain as the pennies from heaven keep pouring down

The American DreamWhiner: Making sure everyone gets a fair shot at giving their fair share by playing by the same rules.

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Occupy Aspen

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163 comments:

  1. Is that little kid on the right (in the photos with the school principal in the red coat) doing what I think he's doing?

    This was posted this morning before today's thread was up.  Hoping MOTUS won't mind my bringing it here.

    <span>O/T, Viola Davis channels Mooch at Fashion Week with Anna Wintour?  
     
    http://news.daylife.com/photo/08IcfRD3kecMR?__site=daylife&q=viola+davis+fashion+week  
     
    Spanx and all:  
     
    http://news.daylife.com/photo/075K3UpfWWcb0?__site=daylife&q=viola+davis+fashion+week</span>

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  2. <p>Wow, MOTUS, just wow.
    </p><p> 
    </p><p>Is it normal for me to want to laugh and cry simultaneously? 
    </p><p> 
    </p><p>I love this great country, and consider myself blessed beyond all good fortune to have been born here, the daughter of legal immigrants. Grew up in a decent, hard-working, financially restricted family. Put myself through art school (no grants, just loans that took 10 years to pay off), and have worked my tail off for over 30 years to be happily middle class.
    </p><p> 
    </p><p>Fraudulence, chicanery, affirmative action (what I call the petting zoo mentality), patronage, anti-Americanism, grievance-airing, Marxism—these things are all anathema to me. To watch this odious, unworthy, hate-filled pack of jackals pick the bones of America clean makes me sick!

    </p><p> 
    </p><p>I keep telling myself that this beautiful land of freedom has survived a savage and ruinous civil war, the Great Depression, two world wars and many other military involvements, the social upheaval of the 1960s, political scandals, and domestic terrorism. Americans may fall down, but they always—ALWAYS—get back up, with pride and strength.
    </p><p> 
    </p><p>I pray we survive the wretchedness of the greedy Obamas and relegate them to their proper place in history: as a cancer to all that is aspirational, all that is exceptional about America. FEH!</p>

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  3. Thank you MOTUS ( and apparently the Daily Mail ) for posting the pictures of " Moo does the Mountain" butt the one shot we won't be seeing is her flat on her can. Judging by the body language (tense and tenative ) that had to follow not long after the other shots butt maybe she should have had a few "shots" ala tea trolly, prior to launch, just to loosen up.   =-O =-O

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  4. Speaking Truth to FashionFebruary 19, 2012 1:22 PM

    Another "my pretty pony" photo op (thanks to Granny Jan for pointing out the resemblence many moons ago). 

    Or should it be "my pretty phony"?

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  5. The downhill photo: is the camera tilted or whatever modifying the angle would be called?

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  6. Speaking Truth to FashionFebruary 19, 2012 1:25 PM

    Our "GIGGLY GIRL PRESIDENT"

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  7. BOo is such a girly man in those pics with the principal.  Nothing we didn't expect though.

    BOo has become his own "body bag man"?  Really?  He better start interviewing soon or perhaps he doesn't want anyone since his Love left him.

    I hope we get to see the menu from her visit to Aspen.  Should make my mouth water.  That's all it will do though, as I can't afford a vacation of any kind.  Must be nice.

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  8. I saved the 1st one under the title, "BO laughinhyena"

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  9. OH Oh Oh!! I have a daughter unit in Snowmass! She says one of her lifty friends that she played pool with last night told her that MOOCH fell off the chair lift!! The lifty called her an idiot, "She fell off like an idiot"!!

    Ahahahahahaha!

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  10. Barry has not found the right Butty man yet.  Errr, I mean Body Man.

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  11. Where are the Wee Wons?  I thought this skication was to escape the bubble of the White House and mingle with the "normal" folk.

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  12. Mooch is a regular Downhill Dynamo. I don't think that if she straddled a tree it would stop her.

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  13. SQN, all the events you mentioned above that America overcame where different. This time the enemy and cancer is from within and this is always what brings nations down to never recover. G-D help us!!

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  14. Give her credit Scout...I've never seen her legs so close together! ;)

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  15. Her skis' size tells you all you need to know about her skiing ability - zero.
    Normally if you are a good skier they should come to your chin. These barely get to her belly button (sorry for the image).

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  16. Come on Boo skiing with your kids is for the little people who can't afford expensive ski schools to babysit the young'uns. :(

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  17. "OFF PISTE": <span>très intelligent</span><span>, dame</span><span> </span><span>du miroir</span>

    Also, thanks for including the video with the 1970's wokachwokachu soundtrack as this makes anything more palatable.

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  18. I do hope there are pictures that survived the avalanche I mean photo embargo. O:-)

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  19. Here is where Lady M is "skiing."

    http://www.aspensnowmass.com/onmountain/statsfacts/statsfacts.cfm?area=Buttermilk&CFID=20428075&CFTOKEN=984aafa8a9b6d71a-9707FCAA-0142-2CD6-EDAA764FB9BE2B4F&jsessionid=f030aed598350b519b0049204bb6e5214173

    Too bad for all the families and beginners who probably booked their reservations months ago for this holiday weekend only to find that the Buttermilk Resort was closed so Lady M could "ski."

    Great call on the ski length, FanofMOTUS!  ROFLMAO

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  20. The evil within has infected our government on all levels, the MSM and our government schools.  I agree, FanofMOTUS, may the Good Lord help us!  There are still many, many good and honorable Americans who are in fact being picked to the bone by these evil jackals running the government.  But then again, picking us to the bone seems to be the plan.

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  21. Ski School for kids is on another hill.

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  22. A bit off-topic, but wanted to share this latest masterpiece from my dear man . . .

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  23. The trees are the tipoff.  Trees do not grow sideways.  They grow up.  (See last photo)  Tilt her skiing photo so that the trees are vertical and you'll see that she is on only a very slight slope.  Definitely the bottom of the bunny slope.

    She is a beginner skiier.  Very tentative and spooky.  Easier for a little kid to learn than it is for this hulking clumsy woman with an enormously protruding butt.

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  24. The trees are the tipoff.  Trees do not grow sideways.  They grow up.  (See last photo)  Tilt her skiing photo so that the trees are vertical and you'll see that she is on only a very slight slope.  Definitely the bottom of the bunny slope.

    She is a beginner skiier.  Very tentative and spooky.  Easier for a little kid to learn than it is for this hulking clumsy woman with an enormously protruding butt.

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  25. BO yawns:BO all tired out:BO retires....asap.

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  26. Ack! Gag! Spit! Ewww!

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  27. They REALLY need to take his stash out of the limo. 

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  28. MichelleIndependentFebruary 19, 2012 3:05 PM

    MOoch will land on her big rump because that's where all her weight is.

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  29. I don't know what the rest of you see, but I see a desperate woman, soon to be 50, grasping for what is left of her Dream.  She will go anywhere, wear anything, do anything.....whatever it takes.  An experience freak trying to claw out celebrity, be Somebody.  If I didn't dislike what she and her husband stand for and are trying to do to our wonderful country, I'd feel sorry for her.  Quite a case study for Affirmative Action, she.

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  30. For the full impact of what a faggot this douche bag is, imagine John Wayne, the great American icon, riding a girl bike in mom jeans and helmet, prancing down a flight of stairs, swishing his ass down a runway, or as here - acting like the droplets will melt his sugar sweetness.

    Gawd, I could punch that fucker out!

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  31. Why were Granny Jans and Kittys video taken off the net? 

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  32. Sara B:
    I missed your 'avalanche' reference on my first scroll thru today's musings and posted something similar below. Sorry for the plagarism.

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  33. So interesting that the pro Obama blog sites aren't covering the ski trip! Neither is the main stream media.

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  34. It's like she made a scrapbook of where all the celebrities and "1%'ers" go and she's determined to visit all of them before the Won's out of office. If only this made her happy. Keep looking for those super-secrect magic trap doors, honey!

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  35. What the hell are they all running from?  Did they just complete a dine and dash?

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  36. I was wondering what the hell he smoked enroute or perhaps he had a liquid lunch. Hmmm, I wonder if the motorcade had to make an unexpected munchie stop??

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  37. BA - that is hysterical!  **Not to be racist - but over the many years I have skied it is very rare to see AfAms skiing.  **Although once Tiger Woods was reported skiing horribly at Deer Valley.  So, before the WH when did she ever ski?  And watching adults on the bunny hill - well its sad as the 4 year ols are skiing the trees behind them.

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  38. He gives Steve Urkel a bad name.

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  39. Not it all Scott...done it myself!!!! :)

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  40. Don’t get sucked into that big dark hole
    This caption can also apply to the first photo

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  41. I was wondering that, too.

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  42. Daughter unit says that she saw the plane land. Everybody is talking about it, amid eye rolling. Apparantly (she has lived there for five years, worked Aspen and Snowmass) the Crown family is rich due to being arms dealers, and the Aspen gig is just a "toy" for one of the sons. She said the secret service detail is "gnarly", and guesses that they are spending at least a mill on the vacay. Daughter unit well connected and has been ordered to keep all MOLs and MODs informed, call pronto with any new input.

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  43. I would pay for that picture BA...I started skiing when I was in 4th grade and know for a fact that when a bumble-bunny falls off the lift they have to stop the lift and drag the huddled mess out of the way ( usually minus a ski or pole or both ). Surely someone captured the moment !!!

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  44. She would be able to ski around both sides of a large bolder with her regular spread.

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  45. Dearest MOTUS, the 787 is made in the Everett Boeing plant twenty six miles north of Seattle at Paine field.  I must stand up for Everett.   Strangely, I didn't even notice he was here.  lol

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  46. He didn't have stairs to skip down so he jogged from the car?

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  47. Of all the runners, only one has knock-knees :-[

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  48. I would like to think so, Janna, the daughter is working at the moment and can't talk too much. I don'tweet, but it would sure be sweet to Tweet to the world that the FFA fell off the lift, "like an idiot"!

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  49. You're right about the ski size.  I stink at skiing and the few times I've gone, I was told to rent 3' skis.  Once, I rented longer ones and couldn't go forward at all, hahaha.  Couldn't get them uncrossed :-D

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  50. I am not so sure we survived the 60s social upheaval. I believe the current situation we find ourselves in is a direct result of the 60s movement and then some.

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  51. qestout - that's his demure pose. Reggie just loves him like that.

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  52. Sorry, MOTUS. The Obama people told the photographer at the Aspen Times that I used his photos of MO skiing. I got them from the Daily Mail UK/AP
    He made remarks on my video. I don't know why he tipped his hand but I immediately removed the video before You Tube did causing me serious problems. I assume he wasn't sitting watching You Tube videos all day so I know it was the Obama campaign. Everyone is using the photos. I'm honored that they would  pick on  little ol' me :) Janice

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  53. Someone would get fired, I'm afraid.

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  54. When I learned to ski...at the beginning ofthe last century...skiis were fitted 1 ft. over your head.

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  55. She has a "honey bucket" list..... O:-)

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  56. In that pensive photo of BO with the umbrella, the scar on his temple is apparent again. I hadn't seen that until a few days ago...I thought all of the scars were on top and back of his head....that must have been some accident.

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  57. Maybe becuz you posted it here...I think Lady MO wants us to go away.

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  58. He looks EVEN MORE MORONIC THAN USUAL!
    What a little woosy girly man, DISGRACEFUL!

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  59. Thank you, Bettyann!  Your description of the fraud-freak is righteous!!  You made my day.  I think even the Mooch must see these pics of him and cringe.

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  60. More like a "money bucket" list......our money as it were.

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  61. At least moo the pretend skiing cow and barry the girly man were off elsewhere.  I'm surprised they did not insert themselves into Whitney's funeral....maybe they were told to stay away!
    I hope moo crashed into a tree, and barry, like the wicked witch of the west, melted!

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  62. "I just love it when you wrinkle your cute little nose like that."
    (Reggie)

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  63. "I just love it when you wrinkle your cute little nose like that."
    (Reggie)

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  64. They had an avalanche in Washington, but that's kinda far away.  Or is it?

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  65. MOTUS, kindly posted it. The complainer had signed on to You Tube in 2007 and he made his first comment on the video.,,,from the WH basement.

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  66. Good to see Ace practicing his umbrella skills.....golf is pretty hard butt maybe he can master the umbrella b/4 Mitch gets home...
    RATS!!  Now I can't find the two of them trying to navigate through the arch in the rain...WHAT is happening to my photo collection?!

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  67. I removed it because the WH told the Aspen photographer to file a copyright complaint. He tipped his hand and  posted on my video so I removed it before You Tube did causing me a lot of pain and/or the boot. It's sort of an honor to think they are watching little ol' me.

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  68. Oh Granny, you are famous to the resistance!! xoxoxoxox Congratulations!

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  69. Much the same way, her body size tells you all you need to know about how she eats.

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  70. From the car accident, before the first two SS numbers, and the theft of identity.

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  71. Let's hear it for MOTUS and also the Daily Mail.  Our weeny press can't/won't ferret her out, but look what these folks did! 

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  72. Girl, you and the Kitty have balls.  Or whatever it is you white women have.  (And furry thingies.)

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  73. Man, what a bunch of thin skinned yoyos! I think you should just replace the pictures with WH Censored frames and repost! :-D

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  74. "the pretend skiing cow..."
    Bwwwaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!

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  75. It was a great won too Granny Jan. I still think you should replace his photos with "CENSORED" frames and repost. 8-)

    Congrats on getting so in their kitchen that they had to react! ;)

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  76. After what she said about the girls recently, and because they probably ski better than her, they are elsewhere.

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  77. He is soooo gay. Just come out and admit for gawdssake

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  78. So freekin gay.

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  79. Yes, I'm sure he's high.

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  80. I only wish it were a real body bag

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  81. luuuvvv it!!!

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  82. When I first saw the headline of your post I thought Meesh went skiing because SHE was pissed off.

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  83. Jeebus, Mooch...BEND YOUR KNEES!

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  84. Keeeeep at it, Granny! you ,like MOTUS, are a national treasure!!!

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  85. Photos just begging for a contest:
    Thanks for starting us off, MOTUS

    1) I don't know. Do you think this will be wide enough for Mitchell to sit comfortably?

    2) What you see behind me is a picture of what's between my ears. A big hole of nothing.

    3) "And then, and then, hee, hee, hee, we'll make them not only violate their religious beliefs to get health insurance, hee, hee, hah, hah, hah, but we will not let them produce any oil, hick, hick, hick, and when they complain...oh, it's too much... then we'll accuse them of just being racist. Hah, hah, hah, and then we'll give our secrets and our allies secrets to our enemies, hee, hee, and oh I can't stand it, I just crack myself up sometimes."

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  86. Buttermilk?  She's skiing Buttermilk?!?  No wonder she can stand up straight.  We've got more challenging slopes across the river in Illinois. 

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  87. She is on the beginners' and kiddies' (families) slope, according to the articles.

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  88. Harvard Grads.  How's that working for you?

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  89. Seeing Barry haul his own bags reminds me of the time Jimmeh Carter was flying commercial and carrying his own bag off the plane when he landed in LA.  It was a big show about conserving fuel  A friend who was FBI at the airport said all the regular presidential planes came without him so he could pretend to carry his empty garment bag off the plane.

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  90. You cracked me up with #3, Injainjuneer.

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  91. Thanks. The photographer or someone who had the same last name as the photographer signed up for You Tube in 2007. His First post was to me so he definietly was not watching videos.

    This just firms up my resolve and I'll be back better than ever. Thanks MOTUS and everyone.

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  92. How can that possibly be Barry-O carrying those bags?  Look at how broad his back is--he almost looks musclebound.  The pResident is scrawny as a rail.  Could they be photoshopping rear images, too?

    Now that I look at the front view of him prancing toward the car I see the same thing.  It appears they have his suits padded with two inches of batting.

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  93. Well, I have to say that Mitchell's outfit looks OK. And, I'm sure that's mainly because the distance she is from the lens, and the black color (of the ski pants) make it difficult to clearly see the bulbousness of the buttockal space. We can get a glimpse that it is protruding far more than we would like to see in someone who has declared herself the national healthy eating nanny, however. The outfit is color coordinated. For once, her shoes not being the same color as the rest of the outfit is OK, since they are ski shoes and they are usually white, and we are glad she doesn't have several pair. We spy no clown flowers, no boob belt, no crazy bling; her jacket appears to button up without gaping and her sleeves reach her wrists, and a big, big plus from this ensemble, her head and face are completely covered, as well as her thighs, arms, weevage, etc!!! I'd call this one a winner.

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  94. I deleted the original so I wouldn't be tempted because you have to know when to hold them and when to  fold them.
    I did the video because Aspen was getting no play. There wasn't one word on You Tube. The AP photo of MO skiing isn't on Daylife. I felt like saying to the photograper were you supposed to take photos of MO or were you sneaking around?

    Here's his You Tube Channel:http:
    //www.youtube.com/user/ctcouncil
    Once I removed my video he has zero activity. Hmmm

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  95. White House Insider had reported that his suits are heavily padded in the shoulders.

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  96. Que Hamhocks! I notice In later pix Viola is leaning forward with her elbows on her knees, covering la hamhocks. I guess she caught sight of herself in a mirror or someone showed her a picture. I'm surprised Anna, she of the frozen face and bubble lips, condescended to be that close to those gigantic thighs...although she does feature The FFA from time to time. I sent her a nasty note last week after Vogue offered me a "special" price to re-up a subscription. Not on your tintype you freak!

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  97. What are they trying to hide anyway? Great video..glad I got see it on YOUR website this morning!

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  98. But - but - but the world respects him FAR MORE than that cowboy Dubya!!

    /sarc

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  99. Wonder if she was so sauced up that she didn't feel a thing from the fall ~ O:-)

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  100. Good thing she's not skiing in deep powder - what if that bottom-heavy creature fell down in that kind of snow?  To imagine the scenario - think about somebody sitting with their butt firmly lodged in a garbage can, and only the legs below the knees are sticking out.  Then imagine having five-foot long feet, and trying to extricate yourself unassisted from that mess.  It's like watching a turtle lying on its back, flailing as it vainly tries to right itself.

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  101. Big bold bare fat legs! Where have we seen that look before?

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  102. So kind of you, Injain. Too bad the slopes were shut off from any other human presence, so that the Empress could....ski....and no one got to see her ensemble, except perhaps apres, in the bar, where she removed the helmet and had....helmet nap.

    BWAHAhahahhahahaha!!

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  103. As I have read, "If you're not taking flak, you're not over the target."
    You must be hitting that large target dead on.  

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  104. Speaking as a former member of the 60's counterculture, I can affirm that you are correct. This is exactly what it was all about. Unfortunately, it looked better on paper. And, knowing them for what they are (stupid people who never matured and never have had a clue) is the reason I will be against them forever. Change is life and these cretans are moldering away. Zombies.

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  105. And it seems clear that with all that constant trouser cling, he has pantyhose on under his trousers.
    Note to self: don't go there.

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  106. Brilliant post, Injain, but what's a weevage?  Is it a plural?

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  107. Michelle Obama = Downhill Racist

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  108. Maybe she's 'hobbled'.

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  109. Bettyan, I could probably punch him out, and I feel quite certain I'm nowhere near as tough as you.

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  110. Barry Obama = Candy-assed Commie

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  111. Before you pulled it, in the comments section I told the little libtardo to untwist his panties.  If your roast was complimentary to the Mooch, the photog would not have demanded it removed.  I was then "informed" that copyright abuse hurt everyone.  I think he really meant everyWon.

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  112. Kinda like BO's bus...to take him to and from airports....and has to be shipped all over the "intercontinental" US.

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  113. Creeper, Are you in MO?

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  114. Weevage is just a MOTUS commenter's way of saying a weave after it's woven.  :-D

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  115. "weevage" = very, very small cleavage

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  116. Maybe he's wearing armor....

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  117. <span>A friend who was FBI at the airport said all the regular presidential planes came without him so he could pretend to carry his empty garment bag off the plane.</span>

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  118. Just read lots about the car accident and his previous identity...must find links!!

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  119. Injain -- this is BRILLIANT!!!! Repost and link everywhere! Fabulous!!

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  120. and...massively photoshopped!

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  121. Exactly, Madame, My husband was also a member of the 60s counterculture (he robbed the cradle when he married me), Cambridge Mass, hotbed of liberalism then and today. He likens it to never growing up as well.  

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  122. Maybe these are scars from the time they implanted the remote control chips in him by Soros? or choose any of the Muslim country leaders? to ruin this beautiful country.

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  123. Bari Shabazz

    http://terribletruth.wordpress.com/tag/martha-trowbridge/

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  124. Another name for "novage"

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  125. I knew the skiing cow photo was cropped. Weasel Zippers has the wider view, showing what appears to be Mitchell's instructor. And the baby slope is quite clear in the shot.

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  126. MichelleIndependentFebruary 19, 2012 10:38 PM

    <span>"...I think he really meant everyWon."</span>

    or everyMOO.

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  127. I've been to a lot of the ski areas in Colorado, including Vail, Aspen, and many others. We took our kid every year. I hated skiing. I will say I never saw blacks skiing. Mooch just wants to do what the elites do. And for being almost 6 feet tall, how asinine she was on 3 foot skis. She probably did a couple runs on the bunny slope and headed for the drinks.
    And, as for pulling the picture of her on her ass, she never seemed to mind all the pics of her bending over waving it in our faces. It's about her wanting to appear fit and athletic.
    She does do great contortions with her face, though;)

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  128. They are skiing online.

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  129. bettyann, you really need to learn to speak up and tell us how you really feel.  All this tiptoeing around, trying to be nice is just not necessary - really, you're among friends here...  ;)

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  130. This comment at WZ seems apt:

    "J in MS <span>says:</span> Damn, I though it was a Yeti sighting."

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  131. Drinks - before, during, and after.  Shouldn't Mooch have a little keg around her neck for emergencies, like the St. Bernards?

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  132. I think this is to show how healthy and energetic he is.  Like the Kennedy family always playing touch football.

    I think he looks ridiculous. And embarrassing.

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  133. LOL! You win the truth prize today, bettyann. He's a real airy fairy alright. It's hard to understand how anyone could miss it. John Wayne was my dad's favorite of all time...and he himself was a real male. I know his gaydar would have sent him straight to the "change your registration to Republican" office. I don't have anything against gays but it's Obama's offensive posturing and lying that frosts me.

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  134. The Won's, as all nouveau riche, must be able to be seen on the slopes, the courts and the links...very telling. And, no one is fooled.

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  135. That is so funny.  Nice call.

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  136. Good point, Mouse, and she's surrounded for at least a time by syncophants who tell her that she has natural greatness. I don't see so many New York fashionistas around her as there were at first -- what went wrong? Of course, it seems that she believes she has mastered fashion, knowing the jargon thoughts suchs as "you gotta have a color pop."

    She has been convinced by someone that she has natural dance ability. The way that she eased into this new career, with little hesitant movements of the arms, then little grinds of the hips, then she learned a "routine," and now no one can stop her makes me think that she was never before praised for her dancing. But when that major talent and intellect Beyonce tells you you're good and Ellen D praises your bopping, how can you doubt it?

    Too bad for Meesh-Sheesh skiing has a stricted rule of accomplishment -- did you fall down? And you can't fake the answer.

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  137. Moochelle wants to spend as much of our money (taxpayers of USA) that she can before they are thrown out of the White House!

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  138. I saw a bumper sticker that said" The flower children have become blooming idiots."

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  139. <span>It's about her wanting to appear fit and athletic - So true! Reminds me of Putin and all of his pics riding a horse (shirtless), fishing (shirtless), hunting, taking someone down in a kung fu fight, etc.</span>

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  140. I think his undershirts are padded in the shoulders so he doesn't look so wasted when he takes his suit jacket off to look like a man of the people.

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  141. Yep, a virtual ski vacation...Wii program.

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  142. Her dream, our nightmare.

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  143. Only difference is he can actually do those things.

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  144. I've narrowed it down to just a few remote control chips that could have been used.  Just need a little more work on my remote controlling system, break through their security firewall, and probably could gain control of him for a few minutes (until the black helicopters arrive).  The problem is that his chips are probably line-of-sight (which explains the times where he seems to gain control for a few minutes, and acts REALLY superbly stupid, as opposed to the normal stupid). 

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  145. Maybe the scars are from the failed illegal abortion his  mother attempted after banging too many turd world Muslims?

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  146. Nah - staff carries the Mooch's booze for her.  What else are taxpayer provided slaves for?

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  147. This is all about the secret trap doors that she has referred to in the past.  It is not about working hard and being productive.  It's about who you know, who you are introduced to.  She is making sure that her daughters are introduced to the right people.  Political dynastys in the making.  I wonder if she took any of the girls she is mentoring with her?

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  148. How much is this moose's trip to the bunny slope costing us?  Someone needs to cut up her (our???) credit card.

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  149. These pictures almost make me want to do some 'throne hugging' and 'call Ralph' while I'm down there.  Gack and spit. 

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  150. The only reason I know about a 'bunny slope' is because I was 'across the river in Illinois' to ski about 40 years ago, probably when it first opened.  I tried it once and didn't like it.  I'm from the St. Charles, MO area.

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  151. Don't mention "desperate":...She'll want to be on one of the "Desperate Housewives" shows...

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  152. I think we wasted our money on these two.

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  153. Yes, that's the site!!! Thanks, guest!!!! Scary, scary stuff!!

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  154. Stop that, wartburg!  All that laughing is giving me a sideache!!!!

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  155. Stop that, wartburg!  All that laughing is giving me a sideache!!!!

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  156. Somewhere along the way Mooch mistook chichi for chic.....

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  157. Speaking Truth to FashionFebruary 20, 2012 11:26 PM

    Wow, Granny Jan...you are my hero! 

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  158. SORRY DAIZIE: HAD TO TAKE THESE PICS DOWN TOO

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  159. SORRY scott: ordered to take the pictures down. :'(

    "Any photos of the ensuing avalanche?"

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