Saturday, February 18, 2012

Getting our fair share while the getting is good

I knew it! I just knew it!

Lady M tried to blow me off on Thursday when I asked her about out next vacation. Butt I knew it! After a big week of sacrificin’ I knew we had earned another little vacay. I just didn’t know where.  Butt here it is: Ski Aspen baby!  

bildeAir Force Won Too arrives under cover of night at Aspen/Pitkin County

As I first predicted last July in this MOTUS exclusive:

Then it was on to Aspen; home of Colorado seasonal home bundlers Jim and Paula Crown from the Chicago Crown dynasty. Surprisingly, seats at the luncheon ran $1000 for the cheap seats to $10,000 per couple for an upgraded lunch and photo op. Really good value compared to the $38,000 they were getting for the top priced seats for breakfast in Park City! That can  mean only one thing: the Wons intend to hit the Aspen crowd up again later in the election cycle.

That should likewise give you a little hint as to where Lady M plans to spend next winter’s ski vacation with the “girls.”

Casa-Nova-Deer-Valley-a_bigThis is not where Lady M is staying: it was too small

We snuck out yesterday under cover provided by a “Moroccan militant” pretending to be on a suicide mission to blow up the government in the Capital building. This all played out at the Capital while the Congressman and Senators were inside committing the same mission, minus the “pretending” part.

Butt anyway, last year it was Vail, which was nice;

mo andsasha gondola

…butt this year we moved up to Aspen and will be staying with our fabulously wealthy one percenter friends from Chicago, Jim and Paula Crown, owners of the Aspen Skiing Co. We’ll be occupying their huge, fabulously well appointed home on the Tiehack mountain at Buttermilk.

d9aj7khrw6cz4z2dtfr009a5y2i6This is not where Lady M is staying either: also too small for the entire entourage

I’m sure you remember our visit here last summer when we stopped by to show off our fabulously toned arms and to pick up a few bucks for our WTF campaign:

bildeLady M’s entourage: Leaving Aspen last July

Once again, we expect to be fielding isolated complaints, mostly from right-wing bloggers, trying to use Big Guy’s own words from one of his pressers last year to criticize Lady M’s well-earned ski get-away: Butt when BO said "If you’re a family trying to cut back, you might skip going out to dinner,

bomo valentines

you might put off a vacation."

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As I pointed out at the time, the operative word there was “if.” And with only 9 months of this gig left as a rock solid guarantee, there is no way we’re trying to cut back!

So here’s how you progress if you aspire to be one of the 1%:

02-13-2010-ski-liberty2010, Ski Liberty in Carroll Valley, Pennsylvania.

Q8iaNtiw3fbLvnKiOUV8j02011, Vail, Colorado

ski-aspen-trip-detail-img6-e13034185262202012, Ski Aspen: home of the rich and famous

So first, Pennsylvania, next Vail and then on to Aspen. And I’m going on record right now predicting that next year, come rain or come shine, we’ll be skiing Park City, UT, and staying “at the gracious seasonal home of Obama bundlers Mark and and sister-wife, Nancy Gilbert in the exclusive gated community of the Colony at White Pines.”

Did I mention that Mitt Romney used to own a home there? So you know that is where the real 1 percenters vacation.

So, from the rarified air of Aspen Mountain, “where a few people do really really well and everyone else struggles to get by” this is MOTUS signing off with our signature 2012 WTF message: “everyone gets a fair shot, everyone pays their fair share, everyone plays by the same set of rules.” 

motus_snoboard-2_copy[3]Wheeeeeee! Pure. Adrenaline.

h/t Fausta

144 comments:

  1. Please be careful Motus...I noticed you don't have a government approved hellmitt on your shinny noggin. It could be a subversive plot to crack your veneer butt I doubt it. Mooch is many things but smart isn't one of them. Also, will mooch, unit won and two have a moment of silence of dear Whitney who is being memorialized today or is she in a snit for not getting an invite? Plus how dare she ski on buttermilk...the most fattening drink know to man! I thought the fat police closed that run down! >:o

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  2. This is what you call, "Shared Sacrifice". You sacrifice and MO shares... with the wealthy.

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  3. Noelle's Bootcut KittenpantsFebruary 18, 2012 1:17 PM

    I've got on my cranky pants today, butt one of the things that pisses me off about Michelle is that she has gotten to go places and meet people and have experiences that very few of us will ever get to have...and she still looks mad. Look at that picture of her in Vail. Sasha's smiling, but Michelle looks absolutely like she's having the worst time of her life, and someone's gonna pay. She's got to know that wherever she goes, she's going to be photographed extensively--she and her husband have both courted the adoring media omnipresence--and she still can't keep her facial expressions under control, or make them appropriate for the occasion.

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  4. Noelle Bootcut Cranky-Kittenpants: I like it! NBCK - sounds like a TV station.

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  5. Not only does Michelle look miserable, but have you ever seen the older daughter smile? She is the image of her mother, poor thing! Between this news and the addict's funeral, today is a day made for chardonnay!

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  6. Noelle's Bootcut KittenpantsFebruary 18, 2012 1:30 PM

    MOTUS, you're so cute on the slopes! And I love the Maxwell Pig commercials.

    We used to have a zipline in my yard when I was a kid.

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  7. you might put off a vacation.

    Thee, not me!

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  8. MichelleIndependentFebruary 18, 2012 1:35 PM

    MOOch, the First Glutton/ Lush,  is only happy when she's eating or drinking.

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  9. Totally clueless!  Nah, on second thought, just more of her thighness' "UP YOURS, AMERICA!"  Let me be the first today to call her a miserable BITCH!  (Sorry, I just can't stand the embarrassment anymore!!)

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  10. Noelle's Bootcut KittenpantsFebruary 18, 2012 1:49 PM

    I love how they assume I can afford regular vacations in the first place.

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  11. You know, we all expected this, but I think somewhere deep in our minds we were really hoping it wouldn't happen.  I just keep getting more and more disappointed each time they do this stuff.  Just ONCE I wish they could be respectful of us, but, no, they keep doing the same old shit.  I keep HOPING it will CHANGE but it doesn't.  I wondere if the (in the tank) media will even report it.

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  12. Nothing on earth will make that woman happy because she is To The Grievance Born and that is what she does and that is who she is.  Unfortunately, she is spending our money and representing us on earth.

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  13. The picture of MOTUS skiing is the best picture I've seen in a long time. What a blessing that there is no reflection of Mooch in it! Butt be careful. MOTUS! There are too many of those "accidents" of people hitting the tree while snow skiing especially if you are coincidentally on the wrong side of an issue with the wrong people. ;) =-O

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  14. Yes, "wheeeeeee!" indeed. Little cute bundled-up Mirror flying down the slopes at high speed! (Hands over eyes) I foresee NO reason to fear the outcome of this. 

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  15. Noelle's Bootcut KittenpantsFebruary 18, 2012 2:07 PM

    "To The Grievance Born"....I love it!

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  16. Noelle's Bootcut KittenpantsFebruary 18, 2012 2:11 PM

    It's funny, butt I was just thinking: imagine if a Republican President had taken his wife out for Valentine's Day and they were photographed with martini glasses on the table. The news would be covered with stories about the President's incipient alcoholism and wondering whether he was fit to serve.

    But when Barry does it, it's romantic.

    I really DO have on crankypants today.

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  17. There are very strict rules in Congress and the Executive branch that require ethical compliance by rule of LAW.  I would say that Mo and the wee wons maybe on very shakey ground in accepting pricey accomodations, meals, etc. from known bundlers.  Someone should really do some snooping. (not to mention all the illegal fund raising that goes on the the big white house of won worship.

    Now another tidbit from the trenches.  Until recently I handled all the Dept. of Labor casework.  A good portion of my cases involved "non-diverse" people over 50 who have a law enforcement background getting the axe or forced into early retirement, sometimes with no benefits.  Strangely enough, despite years of experience and consistent good reviews, they are being replaced by younger, less experienced, "diverse" types who seem to be connected somehow to this "fair play" administration.  This would include more than one inspector general.  One remedy is to file an E.E.O.C. claim and request info. on the why the person was laid off.

    Surprisingly, I have yet see one of these cases settled favorably.  It doen't help that my boss is a conservative, but it goes beyond that.  The people that staff the D.O.L. are the same ones replacing my out of work constituents.  Paperwork keeps getting lost, phone calls are not returned and the people filing the cases are threatened by their union or bought off on the cheap. 

    We push back but it is an uphill battle and the cards are not stacked in your favor.  Imagine how great things will be when Obamascare takes full effect.

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  18. Thanks, its just hit me one day.

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  19. I would like to see one, just one picture of Blotus ( or even unit one or two ) actually on the slopes, as I am quite sure they are all the essence of grace itself.

    I crack myself up sometimes ....just the mental image alone is worth a few good giggles

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  20. Love to see you out having fun on the slopes, MOTUS. You actually deserve it.
    Butt don't even think about Park City next year. If Boo gets to extend his reign you'll be accompanying Mitchell and 100 close friends to the Swiss Alps.

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  21. MichelleIndependentFebruary 18, 2012 2:30 PM

    Plus, MOO is a Bitter Beard. I bet it chaps her hide.

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  22. With this much privilage in play it's confusing as to who is privileged. Mooch? or Pitkin County? or everybody is privileged?


    "Pitkin County Sheriff Joe DiSalvo ... has loaned seven deputies to help protect the first lady and her family.  “This is not a state visit. ... I think she has the right and privilege to be able to escape from public life,” he said. “It’s a privilege to have the first lady here.”

    So if it's not a "state visit," (of course not, that only occurs when there is a head of state involved) and she is on this trip to "escape" from public life, then why is the public paying for it? Not just for her transportation but for those seven deputies, whom, I am really sure, were not "Loaned" by the sheriff, but are being "paid for" by members of the very public that Mitchell is trying to escape from. And they are privileged and she is privileged, and my head is spinning.

    http://www.aspendailynews.com/section/home/151910

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  23. We ski at Deer Valley - tons of 1 percenters there (not us).  She has no idea how to dress.  She looks like a hoodlum in that black cap.  I would run if I saw her in the streets.  She looks more ghetto than ever.  Those Aspenites wear $3,000 ski outfits and lots of fur - real or otherwise.  They would all look down their snooty noses if they didn't know she is the queen.  *Also - it is very hard to find ski pants bigger than a 12.  Maybe she had some made for her.  **And the kids - they dress worse than the OWSies.

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  24. I'm actually creeped out by that pig. I don't like his voice and the look in his eye. :(

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  25. It's almost Biblical!

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  26. I cannot believe anyone here resents MOOPS and the units having a vacation in Aspen. Don't y'all realize it's been over a month since they got back from Hawaii? I mean it's been like hell out mingling with the common folk, you know? Doesn't she deserve a little schmoozing with Hollywood types after all the sacrificing she's done for us?Aspen is a liberal hangout, Vail not so much. And I personally don't think MOOPS wanted to go to Whitney's funeral. That would mean she couldn't be the center of attention. If there's honor for someone else involved, she's just not that interested.

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  27. Yikes...are you related to the White House Insider of Ulstermann fame? This inside report makes my skin crawl! I was thinking about the imposter-in-chief being impaired from too many martinis...butt then I thought it's really not any different from any other day. I guess all he does is check boxes anyway. Love your reference to "big white house of won worship." ;)

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  28. House Insider,

    I saw a story on World Net Daily that said Obama has given seven islands off the coast of Alaska to Russia. Is this true??? also, thank you for posting.

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  29. I am not associated with WHI, but I have read his posts.  I am a just MOL that happens to work for a tea party congressman who was recently elected to office.  What I report are situations or cases I encounter in my daily work at the congressional office.  More to come...and yes, it is scarey.  We need to cut the head off this snake of Obamanation once and for all.  Uh oh, i said cut the head off.  Does that make me a racist or an Islamist?

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  30. Butt if she went to the funeral, she might be able to collect another vote.

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  31. Your thighness the Mooch....I LOVE that! Very clever, UNL

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  32. I'm sure you are both...I've lost track of all my personal indiscretions! It's hard to keep up with what offends everyone! Any who, I've been watching the Whitney Houston funeral and know why the wons aren't there. There has been no preaching of social gospel only the True Word of God. Also, the service lasted 4 hours which would put them over their yearly church quota in one afternoon. O:-)

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  33. One more thought. I am always predicting they will go broke one day.  MEMEMEchelle has to spend all this time at the homes of the richest people in America - white people whom she despises and yet wants everything they have and will be determined to one up them when she is out of the WH.  So she will piss through a fortune ala Whitney - 100 mil, Iverson - 150mil, Tyson - 100mil, MCHammer - 60 mil and the greatest spender of them all - Barbara Hutton - 600 mil in today's dollars.  It takes a whole lot of $$ to keep multiple mansions, private jets and handmaidens and chefs. ** I read today that they spend (well we) $100,000 a year to keep a dog trainer on retainer.

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  34. In honor of Noelle Bootcut Cranky-Kittenpants I have changed my avatar (for a while). :)

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  35. Exactly, Robin H! We keep expecting decency and self awareness from people who have none.

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  36. If they were invited, this special snowcation was much more important.  Plus, MOO might have to stand next to some very attractive other men, I mean women.

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  37. Jayne,

    I will get the scoop on this next Tues. when our office opens up again.  I read the same thing but on a different blog.  It would not surprise me if this turns out to be true.  The article claimed the State Dept. gave the islands away.  I need to find out exactly what power that dept. has to just give our strategic land away.  Could be Hill is still trying to screw with Big Zero... Or maybe the Ruskies will be running some secret FEMA camps for the evil Won.  See you there!!!

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  38. My first thought was an envious one; I can't imagine being at a ritzy resort for 3 days.  Then, I thought about it some more and got angry.  Here's why:

    MO has someone transfer her clothes to the airplane (no luggage necessary). 
     Gets on her 'personal' heliocopter to fly to the airport, where her 'private' jet awaits. 
     No humiliating TSA patdowns, no one pawing through her personal things. 
     The 'private' jet leaves at her convienence with a large crew of servants to make her trip comfortable.  No squishing in a too-small seat behind an unhappy baby.
    She arrives at the destination, her limo awaits. 
    The entourage heads to their destination blowing through redlights and stopsigns. 
     She has her limo take her to the slopes where she isn't required to wait her turn and the waiting limo returns her to her lodgings.  
     If she wants to eat at a restaurant, someone goes there first and makes most of the patrons leave so that she doesn't have to see them or wait for a table.  
     Her limo takes her there at her conviencence and returns her to her lodging.

    If and when she's ready to go 'home', the limos take her to her 'private' jet and they leave.
    When she returns 'home' someone else takes care of the dirty laundry and sees that it is cleaned and pressed for her convienence.

    It's good to be queen.

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  39. MichelleIndependentFebruary 18, 2012 4:11 PM

    Bullwinkle on the slopes has more grace than La MOOse aka MOOch.

    MOOch is in Aspen to receive massages (poor soul, the masseuse), drink Martinis, and gorge.
    She chose Aspen because that's where rich people go. She wants to 'act rich' but alas, she has no class.

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  40. How can they go broke if they are in jail where they deserve to be?  Or perhaps we can send them to the new Russion run FEMA camps on the islands we gave them off the coast of Alaska.  The wee wons can travel back to the Bahamas and practice voodo with Granny.

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  41. House Insider - Please keep fighting the good fight!

    "<span>Imagine how great things will be when Obamascare takes full effect."</span>

    Sadly, a great number of Americans could see exactly where this would lead. I think the only surprise is how quickly it's happened. Seriously, who would have thought Obama and Sebelius would so flagrantly turn on the. Catholic church (and defy the First Amendment) before getting re-elected? This, more than anything, has convinced me that they are no better than common street thugs, who will lie, cheat, steal, or sthreaten to get what they want.

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  42. Or perhaps the wee wons can go back to Chi-town and go to those lovely pulbic schools in Val-Jars slum developmment project.  It would be somewhat fitting.

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  43. GrannyJanJihadKittyFebruary 18, 2012 4:25 PM

    MOTUS, Paula Hanaway Crown comes from my hometown Marblehead. You could say she married way up. The Crowns fly her parents every year to Palm Beach on their private jet to a condo they bought for them.

    She went to Duke , is a pretty blond Irish catholic girl and likes to golf. Perfect girl for a Jewish boy. The kids are being brought up Jewish. (I'm Jewish so I get to rag on them.)

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  44. mooch doesnt get more ghetto she is ghetto and always will be. shes living on us getting massages, getting drunk, eating like a horse and with her low morals who knows maybe even getting with a secret man?? who knows??

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  45. Isnt Monday President's Day? I would think they'd want to be home with their President Husband/Father. I'm trying to be less wordy. So I'll sum this up in one word RIDICULOUS!

    Please don't let this get swept under the rug. Everyone should link to this story and repost on their Facebook page. It's time that the unaware (Fat, dumb, happy and subsided) public be exposed to this hypocrisy.

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  46. Thanks Injain! That pig creeps me out too. (Then again, so do the Pillsbury Doughboy and Flo from Progressive.)

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  47. Libby,

    It is so much worse that we thought it would be.  I will keep posting on the real happening in washington,DC.  For your next project go on line and look up " The American Community Survey".  That will be the subect of my next post because the Census Dept. is another one of casework assignments.  Please read all 32 pages of questions and the rules and penalties involved, if you dare!

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  48. House Insider my recommendation is a Wikipedia type leak. Put it on the doorstep of Roger at Fox News. I'm sure it will make the airwaves. You'll need to put on the MOoses hoodlum like hat (see pic above) to not be identified however.

    Then again docs on a USB flash drive may be more on convenient.

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  49. Thanks Sara B, butt my little pink ski hat has a DOD designed helmet hidden inside, so I'll be fine. :-D

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  50. NBK, I don't blame the man for a few martini's. He probably had to sleep with Sasquatch for show given it was V- Day. I would need more than that and I don't even drink.

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  51. Janna, you keep an eye out for slope activity and I'll keep watch for clay court activity.
    Skiing and tennis, yipper. Figure skating next.

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  52. :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
    Thanks guys. I learned from the best, Stein Eriksen. Nobody is supposed to snowboard at his resort, Deer Valley, he made a special exception for moi.

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  53. If you wore your clothes as tight as she does, you'd frown all the time, too.  Being a sausage is not a fun job.

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  54. Better report yourself to Attack the Truth Watch...  I have to do this myself every day.

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  55. Welcome House Insider. Just between you and me, I HOPE you guys aren’t going to start investigating Lady M’s travel. She’s only got 9 more months to get her fair share. She sure won’t get these kinds of vacay’s on her own dime. And everybody thinks she deserves these little trips, right?

    Anybody?

    Buehler?

    :-D

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  56. House Insider, freebeacon.com or daily caller might be interested...

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  57. Just Me,

    How would I do the wiki-leak thing.  Remember, I ama Mol!

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  58. I do have this Won from last year at Vail. I let her beat me in the slalom so she wouldn't call for a rematch, and because she's a little like a scud: once launched, you don't really know where she's going. =-O

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  59. There's a new organization that sounds good on the surface:
    nopay4congress.com
    Supposedly this group would withhold pay for congress and staff until they pass a budget.
    I went there- sounded good to me.  The first hint that all was not well was a google privacy warning: I don't do intrusive spying google, even for a good cause, so I quit.
    Mah man went further, found a "model letter" you can send to your elected officials.
    Here's a surprise: the Republicans are blocking a budget.
    Don't go there: another whited sepulchre.

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  60. Thanks Injainjuneer! :-[ :-D  I don't know if PC will be on the agenda for next year or not. Butt if it is, it will be in December, because January trips won't be on your dime. :-$ :-D

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  61. Dewey spends a lot of time at DV too. He thought he was the only non-1%er there. 8-)

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  62. Thank you sooo much PortiaElizabeth. She does deserve this! :-D

    Oh, and we'll be live streaming the funeral.

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  63. Because in 3 years the dog trainer hasn't been able to teach poor Bo not to snarl at Mooch and Bam? It'd probably help if Mooch would quit eating the pork chop they tie around her neck.

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  64. I call her, "Her Selfishness" and him, "The bawling whining lying Bama".  Man, does my uber-liberal aunt hate that!!

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  65. You are right, Robin, there is no mention of this trip on the Denver Post website anyplace that I can see.  They are as far in the Kool-aid tank as any of the Lamestreams.

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  66. The family said they didn't want the funeral to be a spectacle, so i guess that explains MO not being invited.

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  67. MOTUS,

    I'll do what I can butt it will be some heavy lifting...

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  68. IJJ--did you mean now that Whitney's dead she'll vote for the O?

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  69. Does anyone know the load rating of a ski lift chair?

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  70. Yes, it sounds good, but when you imagine "a day in the life", you imagine you in that day. She, on the other hand, has to be her. You would not trade that life if it meant you had to be her. Sure, people bow down to her, butt it is insincere, and somewhere deep inside she has to be aware of that.

    Not to make matter worse, though, I did read somewhere that there is a surgical area on those planes, so she could get her lipo, etc., done right on the plane!

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  71. Probably the next Olympics...if you can buy in.

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  72. But even the cat can look at the queen!

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  73. 'Kay, I'm was going to try and post two videos, the first one scary, the second clever and funny...butt I decided just to link them instead!  We have a lot of work to do before November.....that's why I think using ridicule and humor might just be a good way to convince any fence sitters.....especially those with kids and grandkids.

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  74. She might choose to go with men's ski pants. 

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  75. Hopefully, MO will be out of place in their home...let her be miserable, Great Zeus.

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  76. I'm sure she can take the triple chair lift alone.....or maybe at Aspen, they have cars that will hold her and the wee wons.

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  77. You forgot no one telling her what she can and cannot eat...like she does for the rest of us! >:o

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  78. Annie,
    I presume you are supplying the next round of tea trolly libations so that we can wipe out that image you just created: Mitchell in a figure skating costume.

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  79. They are a match... I do not feel sorry for either of them.

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  80. Hi House Insider, I'll read your comments on the American Community Survey with great interest indeed!  I worked in a large research library during the ACS roll-out in the mid 1990s.  The ACS took the place of the census long form and would be sent to a small sample of the U.S. population every year, so as to provide detailed population and housing information on a continuous basis, rather than wait for the next census.   You're absolutely right, a comparison shows that the current 32 pages of questions are more intrusive than the old long form questions.  It might be interesting to know if any of the FOMs has ever received the ACS?

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  81. But then we have that odd whatever it is that shows up in her groinal region when she wears tight pants.

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  82. Well,  I know I would vote for the O only over my dead body.

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  83. Poor cute little Mirror left in the disastrous wake of That Won! Too funny, MOTUS, that must have been when the Siberian Peasant look was all the rage. Hey, she'is ALMOST "Lady M with a Veil" if that big scarf got wind-whipped! 

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  84. Slightly OT - but it's still about MO.  She has now decided that we should have smaller candy bars.  That means Snickers fans will no longer be able to buy that extra big candy bar after this year.  Mars has decided to make their candy bars 250 calories max, to help stamp out obesity (and possibly to get Obamacare waivers in return).  Amazing that the morons didn't realize people could just eat 2 smaller candy bars or could chow down a whole bag of fun size bars.   I am so tired of this food police crap.

    http://www.businessinsider.com/michelle-obama-mars-candy-bars-smaller-twitter-2012-2

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  85.  butt it is insincere, and somewhere deep inside she has to be aware of that.  
    No, really: she thinks they mean it. She's not that deep. Thick, maybe, deep: not so much.

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  86. OK, that's it! The only consumption this woman should stop is her own!!!! I don't eat candy bars, it's called self control.

    I have a new frequent saying. It's Stay in your own damn lane! Interpretation: Mind your own damn business and that's what this sad woman should.

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  87. Well, we could go back to rationing, as in WWIII....We had coupons and tokens to buy such things as sugar. For gas we had a sticker on the windshield which showed how much gas we were entitled to. "A" sticker was for leisure driving and was for the least amount of gas. (Gas was 5-7 gal/$1)

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  88. Deep in the Heart of TexasFebruary 18, 2012 7:30 PM

    Maybe "she" is a hermaphrodite?  Maybe that was the only reason Zippy was interested in "her"?  I'm sure they could have found any number of bitter angry single black women in Wright's church to match Zippy up to for the "street cred" he so desperately needed, so there had to be some "special" thing about the MOOCH seal the deal for Teh Won.

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  89. BTW - in case you haven't noticed, Raj installed a new tweet, facebook etc. button today that actually works! Please feel free to use it over and over again. He assures me it won't wear out.

    And thanks JM, for giving me such a shoo-in entrée to hype it!

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  90. <span>I thought I posted the link to these 2012 bumper stickers...but I don't see it now:  
    http://www.the950.com/pages/michaelberry.html?article=9708970</span>

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  91. I did! Because of my answers I'm still afraid to go out unarmed.

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  92. Also saw some good T-shirts..but I can't find the original link.
    The best one was "A million people attended Obama's inauguration, and only fourteen missed work."

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  93. Oh dear! I see your point. Butt I am equipped with a high tech accident avoidance system. I guess I better check to see what the upper limit on speed is though, since it was designed to avoid collisions with Lady M and she seldom gets above 5 mph.

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  94. Catholic mom and Jewish children? Do you think Lady M and the Wee Wons can count this as having gone to church on Sunday?

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  95. Yikes! I just looked at at sample form from the Census Bureau website and I would freak out if I received one of these. Here are a few of my favorites in the section for each respondent (Person `, Person 2, etc,):

    *Because of a physical, mental, or emotional condition, does this person have serious difficulty concentrating, remembering, or making decisions?

    *How many times has this person been married? [check Once, Twice ofr 3 or more marriages]

    *What time did this person usually leave home to go to work LAST WEEK?

    *<span>Detailed</span> questions about the person's inclome in the last 12 months....

    House Insider - While this is incredibly intrusive, I'm also very concerned about all of HHS's rules about making medical records available electronically and who has access to them. The whole Joe the Plumber incident, where several, unrelated state bureaucrats decided to go trolling through their dbs to find dirt on him in order to leak it the the press really brought home the fact that information collected by government is never safe. Just imagine what will happen to any public figure (especially policical ones - candidates, bigtime donors) when their private medical info, and that of their family, can be leaked.

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  96. I saw the Daily Mail article on Lucianne about Mooch and the wee wons on their skiing holiday.  Still doing the job the American MSM won't do.

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  97.  Saturday that will take care of both...

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  98. Another thing...I thought a Jewish child had to have a Jewish mother...One of my very, very, Irish Catholic cousins married a Jewish man. They had one son who was raised Jewish...but she had to switch.

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  99. It's the Chicago Way.....

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  100. I saw it on Drudge this morning before I came to MOTUS.

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  101. CNN persons at Houston's funeral...gave each other "Obama Fist Bump"
    http://m.newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/02/18/cnns-piers-morgan-and-soledad-obrien-obama-bump-roberta-flack-whitney

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  102. <span>That "video" of Queen Fat Ass greeting the visitors at the black house was definitely "photoshopped" -- they changed the aspect ratio to make her look taller and thinner. That's why there was a weird split screen where she was in one frame and the visitors were in another. Watch near the end where there is a quite large man in a black and white t-shirt; as he moves into the split screen side where FFA is, you can see how he magically gets smaller. how STUPID. Please, someone put these DESTOYERS out of their misery -- and ours, too.</span>

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  103. I saw this comment posted at Katz Porch:

    "By the way during meeescheeele’s vacation in Aspen, she is staying with the Crown Family. You remember them don’t you?
    Backtrack took money from the Maytag workers to keep their jobs and then sold them out to the Crown family to have them move the jobs to Mexico."

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  104. Stein is starting to finally age but he still sports that amazing hair.  You are so lucky to have learned to ski with him.  Mr. CCG has skied with him at a corporate outing.  Such a ladies man.

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  105. ... in a figure skating costume doing a triple hedgehog or a flying burrito to Shake Rattle and Roll played by a small town middle school band ...

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  106. MichelleIndependentFebruary 18, 2012 9:31 PM

    They overdid the photoshopping on MOOch. She looked like a pencil.

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  107. <span>My grandfater was Vice president of Maytag for many years and lived around the corner from the Fred Maytags.  Yes, this is getting personal and I appreciate the interest in my posts.  If anyone has ever heard of an Afam getting the survey, I will eat one of MOO;s wighats.</span>

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  108. None of Moo's buddies have ever received The Am. Comm. Survey before because they all live in public housing - including the vile Mooch.

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  109. Are you sure that's her? The arms are covered.

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  110. Oh Daizie - snark award. Ouch!!

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  111. Yes, I think that's so. My daughter married a Jewish man and converted, my grandson is being raised Jewish. The line is passed through the mother.

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  112. AAAACCCCKK!! Flo from Progressive!  I hit the mute as fast as I can when she's on.  

    It's worse to know that Peter Lewis, the Head Honcho at Progressive, is BFFs with George Soros and a flaming leftist.  Making his money as a capitalist, trying to make the rest of us live under the heel of the boot.

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  113. What I don't get is why lightning doesn't strike the place whenever Obama darkens the doorstep of a Christian church - unless, of course, such houses of worship aren't Christian in the first place.

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  114. That pic reminds me of a skiing troll, except the troll would beat Mooch hands down in the beauty department.

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  115. Hubby calls them, Commie Network News.  I like that more all the time.

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  116.  Pardon me for only stating the truth,  remember MOTUS, you are our goddess of good info. Bless you!

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  117. dee, she IS a secret man. We all knows... =-X

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  118. Must be nice to be Queen! Happy Presidents Day MOTUS & fans:)

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  119. OT,  butt True the Vote needs volunteers ASAP to help expose the fraud in the million signatures the Leftists collected to try to recall Gov Scott Walker of Wisconsin. If you can, please go to their website and sign up. They'll email everything you need to do. We can stop their recall if we can show enough fraud in the recall petitions, but a million names to go through before the deadline means they need all the help they can get.  And you can do so while keeping tabs on MOTUS in between! Go to http://www.truethevote.org/ and scroll down just a bit and you'll see the "Help with the Wisconsin Recall" section.

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  120. Well that explains it, MathMom. Flo seemed to be advertising something last night that looked like some plug-ing monitor you attach to your car and then she giddily said that you can lower your insurance by monitoring your good driving. And I thought, no, it's something that allows the insurance company to monitor your driving. And now, your post has made it all clear to me.

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  121. Looks like he's kiknd of fond of mirrors, too, CCG.

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  122. Washington Post urges ev everyone to "eat like the Obamas" and starts with a review of a restaurant that serves 10 ounce hamburgers with all you can eat free toppings.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/goingoutguide/this-presidents-day-eat-like-the-obamas/2012/02/10/gIQAVJHCGR_gallery.html?tid=ts_lifeent

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  123. Guest....
    ~ Technically, the mother has to be Jewish for the off-spring child to be Jewish. 
    ~ If the father is Jewish and the mother is not, then the child needs to go through conversion later on in life if the child really wants to be recognized as being Jewish.
    Caveat:  If the mother converts to any form of Judism other than Orthodox (those forms being Reform or Conservative), then there is always the possibility (in certain, limited circumstances) that the child will not be recognized as being Jewish and will need to undergo conversion.  [This part is a whole other lengthy, usually controversial topic.]

    That's it in the <span>very</span> broad strokes.  Technically speaking of course.
    :-)

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  124. That's funny: MOOch in public housing...
    "two grifters, off to see the world..."

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  125. I had the exact same reaction to that Snapshot monitor! No discount is worth the invasion of privacy.

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  126. Wow!!! What a snub! I hadn't heard about Moochelle NOT being invited to the Whitney (revive her life and morals, like Michael Jackson,so as to make the most money possible after their deaths) televised spectacle!

    Love this website! Thanks for the inside scoop!

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  127. Where did I read that MOOch's vacays have cost taxpayers $10 million  so far.  Probably the Daily Mail; why would the MSM report that?

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  128. Remember Mooche is in her drug and alcohol-infused haze of denial.

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  129. While this may seem irrelevant, bear with me. My father was a wonderful skier and ice skater, {a part time  Canadian} he had us skiing long before kindergarden. As I look at the O's, I seriously doubt they have anywhere near the skill level for these ritzy resorts. Who goes all that way to ski the bunny hill ?  Plenty of nice places for average or below skiers close to DC..
    The reason I doubt their skills will ever improve is that in classic skiing, physique is key. Mo especially has a center of gravity problem : her height is too much and her center of gravity is too high and frankly, too heavy. and she is clumsy. Look at real skiers and you will see my point..To my point, someone built like Rosie ODonnell would have a better chance at becoming a decent skier,..It's all about balance. She is at risk of falling, hard. I can't wait, even if it's just metaphorical.

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  130. I just assumed that she was the type that dressed up in the latest snowbunny gear and then spent the day in the lodge, sitting by the fire sipping hot toddies.

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  131. Bing! http://www.cafepress.com/+only_fourteen_womens_dark_tshirt,381354721
    Also check out these:http://www.thoseshirts.com/tshirts.html

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  132. Geez - found some picture, in the UK press: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2103173/Just-weeks-17-day-Hawaii-holiday-Michelle-Obama-takes-daughters-ski-trip-Aspen.html

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  133. Well, as I reflect on it, the public does "own" the House she Occupies. :-D

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  134. I got engaged in Newton, Iowa (27 years ago!)...home of Maytag. My brother in law was an executive with them and had climbed the ranks there since college only to watch the company dissolve before he could retire. It was so sad sad to see that American company close and take the rest of the town out at the same time. :( Newton will never be the same: small businesses gone, houses left unsold and worker without jobs. Thanks Crown family! Hope you are enjoying all Aspen has to offer. >:o

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  135. Yeah public housing is only for Buuurock's illegal aunt and uncle! >:o

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  136. O/T, Viola Davis channels Mooch at Fashion Week with Anna Wintour?

    http://news.daylife.com/photo/08IcfRD3kecMR?__site=daylife&q=viola+davis+fashion+week

    Spanx and all:

    http://news.daylife.com/photo/075K3UpfWWcb0?__site=daylife&q=viola+davis+fashion+week

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  137. I have serious doubts that the shots of the solo skier are Mooch.  No SS minder anywhere near her.  Whoever it is, they don't look too confident, though.

    The other photo is old - last year or the year before.  She wore the puffy white jacket both times - or last year's photos were a reprise of 2010's?

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  138. Speaking Truth to FashionFebruary 19, 2012 12:16 PM

    I was wondering how they did that.  She certainly does look LONG and LEAN. 

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  139. But the morons did realize people could just eat two smaller candy bars  - that's why they have their new "2 to Go" packaging. Each "serving" is 220 calories, so technically they aren't selling any "serving" over 250 calories.  Moo gets to say she made candy bars more healthy, Mars gets to raise the price on the double bar, everybody with a hand in the pot is happy.

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  140. Aaaand the cardigan! I guess she thinks she looks good that way.

    Thought bubble for Anna Wintour:

    "I couldn't get Mitchell to sit next to me so that I would look fantastic, so I got her understudy. If I didn't sit next to these undressed behemoths I would be a very ordinary looking woman."

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  141. That's an AP branded photo and the Daily Mail caption is saying it's actually her. It reads like an actual wire  service photo caption.I think it's her.
    Of course it's cropped so we can't see what's above or below or next to her, so it could be the bunny slope and secret service agents could be just out of the frame or have been cropped out in editing.

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  142. Slaves no more

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