Sunday, January 20, 2013

A COR-o-nation in the PORN-o-nation

Tough choice today: should I cover the pre-inaugural Festival in D.C.  or the Sundance Festival in P.C.? In a sense they’re both about the same thing.

As you may have heard, Newsweek (now exclusively on line!) has deemed the WON’s term number two “The Second Coming.” And (coincidentally) today’s emerging theme from Sundance that I was going to discuss is…pornography!

Seriously. With the official premiere screenings this weekend of Don Jon’s Addiction (hint: it’s porn), Lovelace (hint: yes, that Lovelace) and Kink (hint: it’s a San Fran porn studio) Sundance has officially embraced the dark side of the dark side.

Don’t you just love it when life imitates art?

newsweek second coming

Or is it the other way around? I always get that confused.

Anyway, that’s all  the time I have to discuss the film festival for now, since I’m also doing standby remote transmissions for all the pre and post official inaugural festivities (live, at noon EST!).

I know you’re going to be surprised to hear this, butt a lot of people are now accusing Lady M of wearing…a wig! Are you kidding me” That is soooo her owned hair.

Screenshot Studio capture #868

See, here she is wearing it at this year’s first official  Day of Service (as of last count I think we’re up to about a baker’s dozen):

sad mo

And again, later, at the Inaugural Kids Concert (for Military Families):

that's my mo2

Although we’re discussing the hair, I thought you might like a full length view of Lady M’s lovely Alexander McQueen smock (which may have been a better choice for that DOS painting project earlier)

mo's junk in the trunk shirt

In case you’re wondering where you’ve seen that look before: England; Oxford girls school, May, 2011:

girls from Elizabeth Garrett Anderson School in North London with LM at Oxford

We’ve reprised the ever popular boob belt for our second coming historic inaugural kids concert. Dr. Jilly was there too done up in Tweety Bird yellow and black, looking like a very hot sixty-something SLOTUS.

jilly mojill mo drapes

Is it any wonder America worships these icons of specialness? Really, we are not worthy.

bo mo jarret wedding

No, really, we’re not.

And now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s almost noon and I’ve got a lot more porn to cover here.

bo's pornation

The

SECOND COMING

 

A Coro-nation for a Porno-nation.

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