To paraphrase Ms. Parker, “What fresh tyranny is this?”
What part of “The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed” does the professor of Constitutional Law not grasp? Ah! That’s not really the operative question, is it? We should be asking “how, exactly, does the Constitutional Law professor intend to circumvent that pesky amendment?
Joey’s out there floating some trial balloons: how far can we go before the people raise those arms they’ve been given the right to bear?
h/t Doug Ross
Don’t worry though, the Oscar nominations just came out. That means that politics-weary country can turn its attention back to Hollywood as the circuses are about to begin (for the time being you’ll still have to bring your own bread, butt we’re working on that too). That should at least get us all through Kim Kardashian’s first trimester.
Speaking of the Oscars reminds me though; remember when Hillary refused to say she was retiring when asked about her plans yesterday? Well, I think I’ve got a scoop for you: after conquering Washington she’s going to transfer her considerable acting talents to Hollywood to make a little more dough:
In fact, I suspect she’s already been moonlighting:
Maybe that’s why she was so sure the Benghazi massacre was caused by a movie.