Sheeze! Lighten up! Everyone is picking on Big Guy for missing 20 of his 22 shots at the shootout (can I say that?) yesterday.
Some people even cynically suggested that BO shot all those “bricks” on purpose to draw attention to his new gazillion dollar “infrastructure” project to rebuild Amerika. “Somebody” doesn’t know Big Guy very well if he thinks that’s even a remote possibility. Everybody knows Big Guy plays to WIN. Remember that unfortunate split lip he got playing b-ball with the boys? That didn’t happen because he was trying to shoot bricks.
That brick thing reminded me of the movie I watched on Easter though; you may have heard of it: Cecil B. de Mille’s The Ten Commandments? The Pharaoh - now he knew how to use bricks! Check out his infrastructure projects:
Of course Ramses didn’t build that on his own; somebody else made that happen. Slaves, as I recall.
So even with all those bricks BO won’t be able to get our infrastructure rolling like that because I think we all know Big Guy’s position on slaves.
Although, given the proper incentives, I suppose his position could evolve.
We’ll just redefine “slave” to mean “community service.” God bless you Jacques Derrida!
Anyway, there were all sorts of other activities at our huge annual Spring Sphere Roll as well. Here’s my 30 second wrap-up:
Thousands of cute kids:
Cute Kid President (on the right):
Thousands of cute pictures of MO,
As well as tons of B-list celebrities and lots of good food:
Butt here’s what I know you’ve been waiting for: my winner in the Peep-orama contest. Here are my finalists:
and the first runner up:
And now, what you’ve been waiting for - the winning entry: MINE!
Normally - since I served as selection committee, jury, and judge - I would have been ineligible. Butt I’ve learned a thing or two by serving under the WONs for these past 4 years. I changed the rules. Behold your winner:
Oh sure, I “borrowed” the concept butt I think my execution is unique enough to qualify as original. And if you don’t agree you can always appeal the ruling to the Peeps court (that would be me too).
We’re ready for our close up, Mr. de Mille:
So let it be written, so let it be done!
Cross-Posted on Patriot Action Network