Did you know that today is National Day of Un-plugging?
Probably not, if you’re reading this.
Yes, it’s official: regardless of what Vlad does, we intend to unplug in the Florida Keys as a family this weekend. After a joint appearance of the Wons at a Coral Gables high school to deliver the pre-vacation obligatory speech on the importance of getting an overpriced college education.
Besides, that whole Moscow/Kiev situation could stand a little unplugged cooling-off period if you ask me. So even if BO decides he has to return to the Big White so he can pretend to attend National Security meetings, Lady M and the Wee Wons will remain to enjoy the sun, sand and surf. Butt don’t worry, if Barry has to plug-in and go home early to look concerned, at least that will give him time to get a jump start on his March Madness brackets.
Are you done yet Pete? I’ve got to get back to work for the American people on my iPad.
Anyway, while you deal with ice, snow and freezing rain this weekend, at least you can vicariously enjoy the beautiful Florida weather the Wons will have on their (3rd!) vacation getaway of the year in Key Largo:
Since you’re here, I assume you’re not participating in Unplugged Day so I though you might enjoy a scene from the classic Bogart film Key Largo. It’s from my 2011 post, Obama’s Rocco Recovery Plan. For the record, we’re still waiting patiently for that Recovery Plan to kick in. Anyway, here’s Johnny Rocco, live from Key Largo:
IMPORTANT NOTE FOR FACEBOOK USERS: SOME PISSANT MUST HAVE FILED A COMPLAINT WITH THE GODS OF FACEBOOK BECAUSE THEY’VE JUST NOTIFIED ME THAT MY ACCOUNT WAS BEEN PERMANENTLY DISABLED BECAUSE I’M A GADGET, NOT “A REAL PERSON.” I VEHEMENTLY OBJECT, BUTT LIKE WITH BIG GUY’S SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT, THERE IS NO PROCESS FOR APPEAL IF YOU’VE BEEN DEEMED TO BE SUBVERSIVE.
SO IT LOOKS LIKE I WILL BE INVOLUNTARILY “UNPLUGGED” FROM FACEBOOK FOR EVER. MY WHOLE PAGE HAS BEEN “POOFED” AND I GUESS I’VE BEEN SENT TO RE-EDUCATION CAMP.
AS THIS SIGNIFICANTLY IMPACTS MY ABILITY TO SPREAD THE WORD OF THE WONS, I WOULD APPRECIATE YOUR HELP IN PASSING MY FUTURE POSTS AROUND. IF YOU HAVE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT, PLEASE POST A LINK TO MY DAILY MUSINGS. IF YOU HAVE A TWITTER ACCOUNT, PLEASE RE-TWEET ME!
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.
I WONDER IF FACEBOOK HAS BEEN AUDITED RECENTLY? I’LL TWEET LOIS!
Cross-Posted on Patriot Action Network