Welcome to THE MOTUS TWILIGHT NOCTURNE LOUNGE: ELECTION NIGHT EDITION.
Due to previous election evening commitments Little Mo and I won’t be able to hang out here with you, butt I sure HOPE we all have something to celebrate.
So you can use my new automated drink order form:
If you check the Democrat box you’ll get a Moscow Mule: vodka, lime, ginger beer in a copper clad tin cup. Save the cup, you’ll be needing it later.
If you check the Republican box you can have your choice of any red, white or blue cocktail on the menu.
If you’re just going to whine, well, fine, there’s plenty of that too, in the cellar. Please don’t leave the kind of mess you did after whining about the 2012 election returns however; I’m still negotiating with the insurance companies over that.
So have a good time, rock the boat, or the vote, or whatever. Just don’t do or say anything I wouldn’t (I’m talkin’ to you bettyann and JaniceTheElder). I’ll be by early in the morning to clean up.
Meanwhile, sit back, relax and enjoy this thought: