Thursday, December 24, 2015

Christmas Eve 2015: Mele Kalikimaka!

I give up; I can’t keep up with the ever shifting sands of racism and political correctness. One day Santa is okay, butt his sidekick, Black Pete is unacceptable. The next day it’s Santa who’s unacceptable: too white, fat, too privileged:

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In the twinkle of an eye, only black guys matter:

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And then of course there’s the monkey controversy: first, all monkeys are deemed racist,

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…until they aren’t.

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Honestly, this new world order is a nightmare; like being trapped in an Ikea store at Christmas time. 

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Anyway, we’ll sort through all this next year. For now, it’s Christmas Eve and everyone’s busy, busy, busy. So, as I’ve done for 7 years straight (which makes it a tradition), I’ll just post my perennial Christmas Eve singing Christmas card from sunny Hawaii. Relax and enjoy the mellow strains of Bing Crosby as you go about your busy day. And as they say in Hawaii: Mele Kalikimaka!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!

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And now I must go sit in the corner and think about what I’ve done here. I think I’ll have some of Betty Ann’s eggnog.

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