Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Feeding Time At the Political Zoo

This simply begs for a caption contest. Here’s my offering:

View image on Twitter“Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo”

Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo 

I do believe it
I do believe it's true

It's a light and tumble journey
From the East Side to the park
Just a fine and fancy ramble
To the zoo 

But you can take the crosstown bus
If it's raining or it's cold
And the animals will love it if you do
If you do, now

Somethin' tells me it's all happening at the zoo 

I do believe it
I do believe it's true 

The monkeys stand for honesty
Giraffes are insincere
And the elephants are kindly but they're dumb
Orangutans are skeptical
Of changes in their cages
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum

Zebras are reactionaries
Antelopes are missionaries
Pigeons plot in secrecy
And hamsters turn on frequently
What a gas, you gotta come and see
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo

Seriously, other than PDJT can anyone make a case why every other politician shouldn’t be either in or behind bars? We’d all be a lot safer.

Related image

Second runner up in the caption contest so far, from Larry the Cable Guy: “"Put Some Hot Sauce on That Sumabitch”

Your turn…