Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Wanda, You Ignorant Slut…

You don’t know Wanda but you probably know of her. She’s the surviving spouse who fed her husband a lethal dose of fish tank cleaner because President Trump made her…or something.

Wanda got sick too, as she also drank some of the tank cleaner which included non-pharmaceutical grade chloroquine phosphate (clearly marked “For Ornamental Fish Use Only”).

How Long Can Your Tropical Fish Survive Without Food?WARNING: If you are not an ornamental fish living in an aquarium DO NOT ingest fish tank cleaners

But Wanda has now recovered enough to display signs of “Orange Man Bad” disease by giving interviews to NBC in which she places the blame squarely on President Trump for her unbelievable stupidity.

In her first national news interview, Wanda told NBC News that she took the fish tank cleaner in a tragically botched attempt to follow medical advice that Trump had relayed in a press conference earlier that week.

"We saw Trump on TV—every channel—and all of his buddies and that this was safe," she said last Monday. "Trump kept saying it was basically pretty much a cure." - Washington Free Beacon

What kind of a nitwit would think that an ingredient in aquarium cleaner is the same as one you would be given in a prescription from your doctor? Apparently the kind of nitwit who contributes regularly to Democratic causes like the 314 Action Fund:

Wanda's most recent contributions to Democratic causes came on Feb. 26 and 28. They went to the 314 Action Fund, a Democratic political action committee that describes itself as "the largest pro-science advocacy organization committed to electing scientists" and aims to "promote the responsible use of data driven fact based approaches in public policy."

The group has been highly critical of Trump's coronavirus policies in recent weeks. In fact, on its Facebook page, the group slammed the Trump administration for the couple's actions, writing, "There are real consequences to the White House throwing its approval behind an experimental drug trial before it's time."

Two quick observations: 1) the Food and Drug Administration issued an emergency authorization for the use of chloroquine to treat coronavirus last Sunday, and 2) using the fish tank cleaner as a substitute for an FDA approved drug is about as experimental as you can get: no concern about the drug’s bio-equivalency, no concern for its purity, no concern for its potency and clearly no concern for its dosage. Ingesting it sounds about as smart as taking a cup of Kool-Aid from Jim Jones.

All I can say is sorry about your husband, but Wanda, you ignorant slut. Apparently you are unaware of the first rule of toxicology, “the dose makes the poison”. Or are you…?

Far be it from me to suggest any ulterior motive but  It’s actually hard to believe even a Democrat could be so stupid.

"We didn't think it would kill us," she added. "We thought if anything it would help us ‘cus that's what we've been hearing on the news." 

Then again, if you actually believe anything you hear on the news perhaps you really are that stupid.