No way, Jose!
St. Patrick’s Day was cancelled. March Madness was cancelled. Easter was cancelled. Also cancelled: all sporting events and concerts for the unforeseeable future, along with every Gay Pride Parade (worldwide!), the Running of the Bulls (in Pamplona as well as Wall Street), Coachella, Lollapalooza…and a lot more. But try as you might, you cannot cancel Stinko de Mayo!
It’s part of the calendar and you simply can’t cancel a whole day without there being a great disturbance in the universe.
So grab your face masks and even if you have to pick up your tacos curbside,
prepare to celebrate the holiday invented by Mexican beer companies, one of them named after a now-famous virus.
On this Stinko de Mayo prepare to praise Corona, not bury it. Because it’s the right thing to do.
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