Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Big White’s Open Door Policy

OK people. You can calm down, so we had a couple extra guests for breakfast, what’s the big deal? So what if they showed up for a tour of the Big White on the wrong day? We just showed them some D.C. hospitality, for goodness sake – we were having breakfast anyway.

And besides, it happened way last month, on Veteran’s Day: long before Crasher-gate. This is just another example of FOX News trying to make us look sloppy and incompetent.

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Honestly, we don’t need their help.

 

 

 

We just happen to have the most open, transparent administration ever. And we’ve demonstrated that we welcome all sides into the Big White. Remember?

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We even invited that cop who acted stupidly over for a beer.

 

 

 

So our policy from day one has always been that we welcome all of the American people into our gracious home.

Some of our friends:

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Some of our enemies:

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Everyone, and I mean everyone, is welcome here.

Well, almost everyone. Hospitality does have its limits.

sar_palin

at 11:24 AM

9 comments:

  1. ROTFLMAO!!


    TOURISTS ENJOY WHITE HOUSE BREAKFAST

    http://apnews.myway.com/article/20091216/D9CK7BAO0.html
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  2. BTW,

    Not content comparing himself to past presidents, "TheWon" now is trying to
    emulate his immediate predecessor.

    Did you all hear this one, about his infamous
    'Health Miscare', yesterday?


    "...We stand at the PRECIPICE of passing

    historic healthcare reform..."
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    You know, I don't think even our 'so-missed
    George' would have gone THERE....
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  3. Breeze. OMG. I missed that one.

    I can't stop laughing!!

    OMG!!!
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  4. MOTUS, I don't suppose you and Mo would ever invite the truly lovely Sarah there.

    Sarah could wear a potato sack and look good. Mo, much like an actual potato, really should avoid that shiny foil look.
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  5. Yes, BettyAnn, so much for a fancy education...

    Here it is - it's even funnier:

    http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/2009/12/obama_do_not_fear_this_healthc.asp

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    As for our lovely Sarah, MO looks bad enough
    next to Carla, can you imagine a picture of
    the two side by side?
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  6. OMG. The Dictator-For-life of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuits is a snappier dresser than Michelle Obama.


    Mrs. P
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  7. Oh no she did-ent! Tell me that isn't Anna Wintour with one of the sycophants! Frankly, I can't tell Valerie from Susan or Desiree. Maybe it's the haircut. Was that one of the panderers sitting next to Anna at a fashion show? Surely not at the 0zer0 WH. The Queen of Fashion is above all that. It's obvious MEshill hasn't been following HER example. On the other hand, maybe Anna has been slipping advise to MEshill through her "stylist"...could she be a a a a Republican? I can't believe someone comes up with those hideous outfits without deliberate sabotage.
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  8. Breeze,
    Heh,heh. I think TOTUS was just playing with the Won. No matter how you couch it "the precipice of an achievement" sounds like an unpleasant plunge. Rather like Monty Python's description of flying sheep: " well, they don't fly so much as they plummet."

    BettyAnn,
    Not only can I not get MO to invite Sarah over, but we're not even allowed to speak her name. In fact, she has one of her little people that does nothing but cut out all references to "that moose woman" from magazines and newspapers (thereby saving/creating yet one more job paid for by the American taxpayers.)

    Mrs. P,
    Did you ever think you'd live long enough to see that?

    AnnieC,
    Are you sitting down? Yes, that's our little Desiree with AW. It's not just lobbyists who buy influence in the Big White.
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  9. No wonder AW is hiding behind her big glasses!
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