Wednesday, June 23, 2010

James Cameron Couldn’t Plug The Damn Hole, Butt He Does Know How To Do Special Effects

Ok, I’m going to put these up quickly because I think I can slip them past the Big White picture censor while everyone’s focused on Big Guy’s brave firing of our General. I think they will give you a few clues as to what has or has not been going on. I’ll be back with any non-classified information I can release soon.

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See, I can do physical activity. No surgical staples here. Oooooow! That hurts.

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Superglue for the wig was the right choice

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Skipping rope is easier if you can levitate!

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That’s the “Look” we know and love! Both of them.

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The “Scarf Whisperer” at work

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Come back, don’t be afraid.

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I’ve never seen a “cleavage” like that; is it paint?

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“It is my privilege, to introduce First Lady Michelle Obooba”

misplaced falsie and cleavage liner

Woops! Alarm! Alarm! Alarm! Special Effects Failure!!!