I see a lot of people out there are wagging their tongues about Lady M deserting Big Guy on his alleged 49th birthday. First off, Big Guy wasn’t home alone in Chicago: he took little Bo with him:
Little Bo, boarding Air Force Won for Chicago visit. Like they say, if you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Secondly, Big Guy had a swell birthday party at swanky Chi-town restaurant Graham Elliot with Valarie, Oprah, Gayle King and 2 other unnamed “friends.”
Jack Sprat and Oprah, leaving after the alleged birthday party
I feel compelled to clear the air. It’s not that Lady M didn’t want to spend Big Guy’s “birthday” with him back in the ‘hood from whence they came. It’s just that Toes really wanted to downplay Big Guy’s “birthday” altogether. As you know, we have real official looking “papers” claiming that this is Big Guy’s birthday, but every time some one looks at them up close, it just raises all those pesky questions again, like why Big Guy’s mom’s passport records from his alleged birth year have mysteriously disappeared? And then there are those pesky Kenyan newspaper claims (via Don Surber) about Big Guy being born in Kenya. All lies of course, but I presume you see the wisdom of Toes’ redirection.
So Lady M volunteered to take a “vacation” in Spain on his “birthday” to deflect focus on the celebration of the alleged blessed event. And I think the ploy has worked pretty well. Now everyone’s talking about MO’s extraordinarily good taste, physique and “cleansing” regime which doesn’t involve beets, organic or otherwise.
LHJ, in which Lady M speaks out on the value of “cleansing”
But here’s the real headline from this official-combined-with-personal trip: “Lady M ends racism in Spain upon her arrival.” It’s true! Coincident with MO’s arrival, the U.S. Consulate lifted the warning to travelers to Spain that "racist prejudices" could lead to the arrest of African-Americans who visit the country. Wow! All Lady M has to do is show up and voila! Another post-racial, post-partisan society is born! We’ve really got to package this. Oh wait, we have!
Not that there isn’t still some controversy swirling around Lady M’s visit to sunny España. Apparently not everyone here approves of the stimulus MO gave the local economy prior to her arrival. They paved roads, planted trees and otherwise spiffed up the Mob joint a bit. Some people, including Socialist congressman, Juan Luis Rascon, complained that Spaniards should be "more natural and behave less like hicks. Idolatry and servility do not sit well with a dignified democracy." Hmmm. Luis sounds like a socialist trouble maker, no?
Lady M giving her signature “democratic” finger wave to the adoring crowds
On a fashion note, this seems to be the summer of our endless op-art fixation. It’s an eye trick designed to simulate movement, where none exists, sort of like Change You Can Believe In :
Victor Vasarely’s Noir Mauve
NAACP: deillusional op art dress “White Stains on America”
Now, before I get back to our private Spa pool, let me just address the haters out there who are complaining that 8 vacations in one summer is too many for our FLOTUS to take in the middle of a deep recession; let me just point out that Lady M pays for all of her non-official, personal expenses. So far, that includes the breath mints,Tums and Sasha’s barrettes.
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MOTUS - You are cooking with gas this morning! I'm so glad you are back in full swing.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think that after the Spaniards went to all the trouble to pave roads, plant trees and prohibit locals from parking and swimming....all in her honor, that FLOTUS could have at least worn one of her wighats and pretended to care how she appeared to all those adoring Spanish eyes gazing upon her.
When they say the First Lady and her friends pay their personal expenses -- does anyone know what really is entailed in the category? I wonder if there is any place online that details the stuff included.
ReplyDeleteWhat is very troubling to me is that Sasha is just trailing behind in all the pictures I have seen. Sometimes she is lost in the crowd. No mother let's their child out of her sight for one second especially traveling in a strange land. And I don't care if they are surrounded by secret service.
ReplyDeleteOnce again we are reminded that its all about I-me-me-mine with MO.
And another thing, how uncouth is it to share your bowel habits with the world.
So...where's the Sausage? Is she just 'left' in day-care? Or in the care of 'others'?
ReplyDeleteThis crank hag of a woman is to be despised.
Butt, I suppose, right now, she is finally 'proud of her country', as WE paid her airfare + for yet another pre-vacation vacation.
She, and her faux hubby, are slugs'n'thugs.
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<span>Before fake eyelashes, before wighat made of Asian hair, before becoming a fashion icon. HAH!</span>
Sasha always seems to be the one on the outs. If you noticed on their Maine vacation. TheWon was always holding Malia's hand or had his arm around Malia....while Sasha was usually trailing behind the rest of the family. I think BO's touchy-feely behavior with Malia borders on the creepy. That constant handholding and hugging seems more appropriate for a prepubescent child than a young lady.
ReplyDeleteGrody armpits, disgusting toenails, thong-crack, Bermuda triangle --and now this: she talks about her bowels.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder even Barry doesn't want her!
NE reports that Michelle Antoinette is feuding with Jill Biden.
ReplyDeleteApparently, Jill doesn't show enough "respect."
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/michelle_obama_jill_biden_feud/celebrity/69112
Step aside, everyone. The MOO Queen needs to parade around
ReplyDeletein her tacky one-shoulder costume. That means you, too, Sasha.
I've been chronicling BO's weight loss (video) and up until a few days ago he looked ghoulish. He's dyed his hair, applied some botox and voila good for another few weeks. He's still emaciated but tries to hide it behind loose fitting clothes.
ReplyDeleteEeewww! That pic with all the dots makes my stomach queasy. Or maybe it's just the expression on her face.
ReplyDeleteSeeing the way Sasha is treated makes me so sad for her. I can really identify. My older sister is petite like my mother and was always the favorite and the pretty one growing up. I was tall and gawky like my dad and felt like the ugly duckling until high school when I came into my own. It seems little Sasha is treated like an afterthought while Malia gets all the attention. If I could, I'd hug her and tell that one day she'll be a swan.
Interesting article:
ReplyDelete"Michelle believes Jill doesn't respect her. What's got her seething is that Jill doesn't seem to treat Michelle with the reverence the first lady expects."
Who does MO think she is? The Catholic Church already has a blessed virgin.
I think the WeeWon#2 spends a lot of time in the closet with Bo, lil' Mo and Raj. MOTUS made it a safe haven and stocks the cooler with real chocolate milk.
ReplyDeleteAnyone who "pays" to travel with them, pays bare bone costs. Air fare probably at coach rate, etc. Ditto BO and MO for their private use of Taxpayer One (when he flies) or Taxpayer Two (when she flies without him). I'm sure you know the aircraft used have nothing to do with the designation, so she is probably on our number one aircraft on this jaunt.
ReplyDeleteIncluding five minutes of "official" business tilts the bill our way.
I wouldn't kiss those rainbow-painted dirty-looking toes, either.
ReplyDeleteYes, I'd like to see an accounting of how much this little "pre-vacation" vacation is costing the US Taxpayers. (Is it downright mean of me to ask?)
ReplyDeleteI'll bet MOO is really mad at BO for celebrating his birthday with Oprah, Gayle, and Valerie. She may never come home. Maybe that's what he has in mind.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the outrage? Look at all the jobs lost and jobs not saved by sending this entourage to Spain instead of somewhere in the good ole USA.
ReplyDeleteWow. After a side-by-side comparison between that photo and the ones MOTUS posted above, I conclude she's <span>definitely</span> had something done to that nose
ReplyDeleteMO did not end racism in Spain. She just forgot to pack it.
ReplyDeleteSerendipity -- I can promise you I'm pissed off about it. But then I've been in a constant snit since 2008. I even had to start taking drugs for high blood pressure in '08. I try not to get myself too het up about any one thing (when we have so many to choose from), because any day I won't be able to afford to up my dosage.
ReplyDeleteA private mother-daughter trip sounds so much better than a MEchelle me time vacation. Who cares how things actually turn out (least of all MO). The Wee Wons, even little Bo, seem to just be props for their photo-ops.
ReplyDeleteI do feel sorry for Sasha, and hope she gets some one on one time with her mom away from the glare of cameras. But fear she might (like a lot of celebrity kids) end up having a closer relationship with her handlers/care-givers than with either of her parents.
I was asking where the outrage is in the MSM and the SEIU. I'm not hearing it.
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes to anything outrageous from the Left the Libs/Dems/Unions/MSM are like these three wise monkeys:
ReplyDeleteMO might be jealous that Jill (being Dr. and all) has some actual accomplishments of her own, other than the title that was conferred on her of being married to dopey Joe. And note to MO, respect is earned and is often mutual.
ReplyDeleteHere’s today’s ensemble from Reuters
ReplyDeletehttp://www.daylife.com/photo/0dghb9PdudaZm?q=Michelle+Obama
I certainly hope that isn't a "wrap" top, but it looks like it's flapping open in the front.
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Even in his expensive suits, he looks as if he is unhealthy.
ReplyDeleteHere's the latest creepy shot fom the Chicago Tribune.
He seems to not even be able to fill out a 14 neck shirt, and looks here like he needs to shove an ice cream cone into that awful mouth.
BTW, Bill Ayers is 'retiring' today! YAY! But the pic with the story shows a very 'stricken with something' Ayers.
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The State Dept apparently lifted their warning to Blacks about 'racist' Spain just in time for Lady M's landing there. I wonder how soon after she leaves they will tack it back on.
ReplyDeleteApparently, they have both had nose jobs, and probably some other plastic surgery.
ReplyDeleteBarky's nose used to be HUGE. Kind of like the nose of Malcolm X, whom I believe is his 'real' father (Mommy Stanley Ann is reputed as playing around quite a bit).
Obama certainly looks nothing like his Kenyan (alleged) father.
Exactly! Imagine the shot in the arm to the economy of some U.S. city coming from Lady Obama and her court. Seriously, this is a shame that she would spend such outrageous amounts to fly ($193,000 is someone's estimate) to Spain when she and (her*) money could have stayed at home and helped a local economy.
ReplyDelete*We're not stupid. We all (that is, the 50% of us who pay taxes know) that it's our money, not hers, that is going to pay for her ME-chelle time. And the new unemployment numbers are what, exactly? Meh.
Sasha is probably betther off with the handlers than her egotistical, stupid mother.
ReplyDeleteFrom what I've seen of Sasha, she seems pretty high maintenance, and it's impossible for a high maintenance mom to deal with the same issue in her daughter.
They will end up at odds, big time, in the coming years.
Poor Sasha will never "blossom', she looks exactly like racist Granny, not much to hope for there.
Good riddance! Only in America can an unrepentant terrorist be reincarnated as a respectable professor, for all these years. It is hard to forget his "I wish I had done more" quote about his former life, which happened to be published in the WSJ on 9/11!
ReplyDeleteI saw the Enquirer today at the Dollar store and it had the lead story as "Oprah's years as a teen prostitute" complete with little tags about how much she charged, and a pic or two of her back then. And this comes out the day she has dinner with the president, on his birthday. Kind of makes you wonder what sort of present she gave him..snicker. I hope someone saves a copy for Moo when she gets home to the news of where hubby spent his birthday. Would love to be a fly on the wall for that conversation!!!
ReplyDeleteBO's overall poll numbers are tanking (barely in the 40's) and more significantly in Carville's poll plummeting even among Dems. Could it be, reality is catching up with hopenchange? You can't play being President for too long, Barry before even the dimmest Dems catch on:
ReplyDeleteThat's funny! Wasn't there a rumor that there was a falling out between the O's and the big O? Maybe it was just between MO and her former BFF.
ReplyDeleteCapri leggings? Seriously?
ReplyDeleteHow about the $10,000 for her hotel room, which wouldn't include any spa treatments or room service, etc.. Oh, barf!! I wonder if some poor bastard had to give her a bikini wax!
ReplyDeleteGreat post, MOTUS!
ReplyDeleteThis is indeed the summer of dots and knots. Here's a side view of MOO, and it's not a pretty sight!
I knew it! I just knew it! Thank you, MOTUS:
ReplyDeleteBarky had business with Oprah in Chicago, which is why MO did not attend.
Reminiscent of JFK's famous Birthday After-Party - Jackie did not attend because Marilyn Monroe was there. Even photos of Marilyn at the party were secreted away.
We need to start up a pool...who is going to win this, Oprah, or Michelle? Oprah's smart, but Michelle is mean.
I knew it! I just knew it! Thank you, MOTUS:
ReplyDeleteBarky had business with Oprah in Chicago, which is why MO did not attend.
Reminiscent of JFK's famous Birthday After-Party - Jackie did not attend because Marilyn Monroe was there. Even photos of Marilyn at the party were secreted away.
We need to start up a pool...who is going to win this, Oprah, or Michelle? Oprah's smart, but Michelle is mean.
Hope this doesn't make anyone lose their dinner!
ReplyDeleteFrom the Associated Press:
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Before leaving Washington earlier this week with the family dog, Bo, Obama got a couple of presents he did not have to unwrap and which the White House described as being the highlight of his day: telephone calls from the women in his life.
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Barf Alert! Elene "Flash" Kagan confirmed as new Supreme. Check out this hooha shot.
ReplyDeleteWhat is it with these women? Didn't anyone teach them how to sit or stand like a lady? Here's MO with her own version of TMI (seated on dais, no less):
ReplyDeleteRP -- what did you think of that picture on the wall next to Ayers' head? Is that Malcolm X? Interesting to say the least...
ReplyDeleteThis whole Queen in Spain fiasco is such a comedy of errors, wrapped in parody, yet almost too deliciously fantastical to be true. Wonder if, for once, SNL would bite? This would give them miles of lines and quite a few of laughs. So many angles, so little time:
ReplyDeleteTacky meets tacky.
Huge build-up vs bigger let down
Mutual cluelessness
Mutual aiming to please
(to name just a few, and not to mention the hulking, lumbering persona of our 'lady' herself)
The little Wee Michelle (can you believe there were articles online calling the daughters that during the campaign) is just there to make it all look a little homey. This sort of rot doesn't work with anyone who has a brain, but there are lots about there who still think that MO is just a mom who happens to be first lady.
ReplyDeleteHey, works for me. I wish she'd stay in Spain for good.
ReplyDeleteIt's just too hot here to wear our wig hats. plus, we've got a secret up our "sleves"! See next post!
ReplyDeleteIt's just too hot here to wear our wig hats. plus, we've got a secret up our "sleves"! See next post!
ReplyDeleteYes; breath mints, personal hygiene products, if needed, and pay-per-view porn.
ReplyDeleteI’ve always got the Wee Wons in focus. Somebody’s got to look after them, and I try to protect them as best as I can.
ReplyDeleteHe's just a guy in the neighborhood, butt he's helping Big Guy "write" his next book.
ReplyDeleteThe problem between Dr. Jill Biteme and MO is that MO won’t call her Doctor.
ReplyDeleteAnd you’re close Murray, butt Big Guy’s business in “Boyz-Town” was not with Oprah. She’s just a “5 O-clock shadow”, if you know what I’m saying.
Oh, you guys are so right. Both Wee Wons spend a lot of time with my posse (Raj, Bo and Little Mo) in my sanctuary bunker. I would be sad, except we have fun with butt fattening treats and cartoons and b**ching about the big Wons.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, we have full strength chocolate milk. And root beer!
Everybody on this trip is “working”, so you are picking up the tab. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteThe thing is, the MSM is in our pocket. We are the Wons they've been waiting for!
ReplyDeleteDo You Believe In Magic?
ReplyDeleteI think she's better off and happier in my sanctuary bunker. Butt that's just me.
ReplyDeletehere, we call them costa bravas.
ReplyDeleteEeeewww! I'll have some reflections on Elle after my cleansing tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteThe girlfriends she took to Spain?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.daylife.com/photo/09Nheox5fP69T?q=michelle+obama
Where's Sasha?
ReplyDeleteEven the toned arms are beginning to sag.
ReplyDeleteThe haunches are still fully packed.
Jill's "Dr." is an incredibly vain affectation. She has a EdD, dime a dozen. I'm told it takes a few years of extra schooling, no dissertation. Nowhere near a PhD, and even those should use their "Dr." within their professional life, but not be called by it daily.
ReplyDeleteI was mistaken. A EdD does require a dissertation. But the use of "Dr." outside of one's professional life is still thought to be improper. Bill Ayers has a EdD - so does Bill Cosby and "Dr. Ruth" Westheimer.
ReplyDeleteOprah all dolled up for The Won's birthday party!
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Anonymouse, I was just being facetious (especially since it's rumored that Mrs. Biden likes being called Dr. )
ReplyDeleteBest is that Huffington has a little profile up on Jill Biden's "stylish and patriotic" summer! Haahaha -nice not so subtle dig at Moo, while trying to prop up this pathetic administration.
ReplyDeleteYah, same dolts who think Lets Moooove is about kids and not giving $$$ to thug pals.
ReplyDelete@PortiaElizabeth-- you and me both -- I just ended up on bp medicine ... my doctor says I suffer from "high 'bama-pressure" and that it's becoming a common complaint !
ReplyDeleteApparently the one shoulder wonder was by Gaultier.
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